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Runner, teacher, thinker, driver, eater, drinker, traveller, cleaner, walker, pointer, mower, sitter, stander, blinker. he/him #onted #NeverVoteConservative

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Disarm you with a smile And leave you like they left me here To wither in denial The bitterness of one who's left alone Ooh, the years burn Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn.
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I teach grade 8. Students need their phones because of the embarrassing lack of technology in my school. I will not take them away. #onted @JillDunlop1 @fordnation
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If phones are banned in classrooms, they should also be banned at Queen’s Park. Cuz, you know, distractions. @JillDunlop1 @fordnation #onted
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@suebaker07 @JillDunlop1 @fordnation Tell me you’ve never been a school without saying it
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@RodKahx @elonmusk is the foundation of bigotry and hate.
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@AnnMConnors “Wiped out” like his drunken wife wiped out another boat.
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@Donsmith524 @1StarAtaTyme Teachers decided? 😂😂 Oh Cletus.😂
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@ABDanielleSmith You left out Christo-fascist regimes like yours. Weird.
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@RodKahx Feels good to use this again.😂
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@TimRunsFast57
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@MrRaceBannon Pat King is where he belongs.
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It’s ridiculous that @fordnation ’s Labour Day weekend started in May. Lazy, corrupt piece of shit. #onted #onpoli #NeverVoteConservative
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@ChronicFeuer @JillDunlop1 @fordnation Sure Cletus. It’s not 1948 tho.
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@Dean_Winnipeg Waiting for him to break into, “ Always look on the broken side of life” and start whistling.
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@ButlerLonney Replace “hate” with “fear”. They fear diversity of any kind
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@ToddSmithPC Weird that you left out teachers.
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@TheTorontoSun @DenetteWilford Kevin O’Leary is Canada’s Tucker Carlson.
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I mean, if @fordnation negotiated in good faith with LCBO workers, he wouldn’t need to spend our money on a virtual booze finder. Just saying. #onted #IStandWithLCBOWorkers #cdnpoli
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@ctvottawa Shocker!! Canadian Media filled with Con sympathizers.
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@wopizza4 Peaceful? 😂😂You inbreds are all the same.
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Canadian Media is right wing. Polling companies are right wing. As the people of France showed us, the only way to combat them is to vote!!! #onted #cdnpoli
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@TheTorontoSun Canadians: “Lilley is a Right Wing Piece of Shit”. Fixed it
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@1StarAtaTyme Conservatives are really weird.
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@ResistanceCats Of course he did.
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@RodKahx Perfectly hypocritical Con candidate.
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Why do I feel so betrayed by Dave Grohl? After 48 years, I should know that people will always disappoint. @foofighters #onted
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Doug Ford. Rebuilding #Onterrible one giant cottage at a time. @fordnation
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Had a @CPC_HQ Canadian Sunday morning. Got in my pickup with my rifle, saw wheat, blew a deer’s head off by the mountains and celebrated by drinking alcohol in front of my family members struggling with addiction. Perfect PeePee day. @PierrePoilievre #NeverVoteConservative
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@adulttamagotchi @JillDunlop1 @fordnation Need them in classroom. Firewalls will take care of rest
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Not much today from #PierrePutin or the clapping Russian bears that make up the @CPC_HQ caucus. Weird. @PierrePoilievre #PierrePoilievreIsARussianAsset #cdnpoli
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@TheTorontoSun How about reviewing the ramblings of a lying rapist?
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@JigglyPants44 While watching week old hot dogs spin.
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@JigglyPants44 He thinks the Olympics are too evil. Cuz, you know, Jesus.
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🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Coutts Two sentenced to prison. Sentences as follows. OLINIECK: 6 years (before reduction for time served) CARBERT: 6. 5 years (before reduction for time served) Also lifetime firearms prohibitions and DNA submission. MORE TO COME.
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The @CPC_HQ is the party of incels, misogynists and bigots. It’s why they worship @jordanbpeterson . So fucking weird. #cdnpoli #PierrePoilievreIsWeird
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If leaky roofs and mouldy walls were the standard, most schools in #Onterrible would be closed. Just saying. #DougFordIsAPieceofShit #onted
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@ShaunRickard67 @Olympics Thanks for reminding me to follow @Olympics Cletus!! ✅
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@RodKahx Wonder if PeePee will wander in by mistake.
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@fordnation So gross.
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@fordnation When are you lowering the drinking age to 6?
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@fordnation @DavidPiccini @Sflecce @MPPBarnesAjax @MayorOliviaChow Yeah, “construction”. Just like your “developer” friends. #Mob
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@fordnation @TorontoRBOT Would be nice if our schools and hospitals succeeded too.
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Welcome to #Onterrible . The home of underfunded schools, understaffed hospitals and over boozed convenience stores. Thanks @fordnation . #onted #onpoli
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@Donsmith524 @1StarAtaTyme 😂😂Pipe dream? 90% of the world uses the metric system. You know, a system based on multiplying or dividing by ten.😂😂 Such a Cletus😂
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#Onterrible is fucked. @fordnation spends millions on helicopters to fight impaired driving while putting cases of White Claw in gas stations. Crazy shit. #onted #onpoli #NeverVoteConservative
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Conservatives are weird. And creepy and bigoted and ……. #onted #cdnpoli #NeverVoteConservative
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@KatKanada_TM You need help in Russia?
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@fordnation Like your acts of arson and vandalism towards our healthcare.
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@rick_ppc I’m going to assume you’re an inbred Cletus.
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@mmofcan Though it must be painful, thanks for sharing his story. So important.
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@fordnation A case of overpriced gas station White Claw for everyone!!!
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@1StarAtaTyme He’s so weird. And racist btw.
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@TDotResident Those shoes are made for announcin folks.
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@JanA55_D Guess he’s not great at pulling electricity out of the sky.
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@brianlilley @RobertKennedyJr Dr. Lilley passing on medical advice from dude with brain worm. Classic.
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@JigglyPants44 Just waiting for him to name Minister of Boozification.
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@bk_belton Awesome pic!!
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@RodKahx PeePee and his followers believe the Olympics are evil.🤷
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@TDotResident Minister of Nepotism
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@1StarAtaTyme @Donsmith524 @Ayerlynd @Canuckl66008339 One weird anger. Hating units of measure.😂
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@coopSpeak We also don’t need White Claw in gas stations.🤷
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A cell phone ban in schools is a simplistic, inane solution to a complex problem. But, I guess, if you support @fordnation and his clapping seals you must be simplistic and inane. Makes sense. @JillDunlop1 #onted
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@coopSpeak Weird that he hasn’t named a Minister of Boozification.
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@1StarAtaTyme Tac seems more than just a tic bigoted.🤷
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Hey @fordnation , pharmacists aren’t doctors. No matter how much Galen is paying you, he’s wrong. #Onterrible #onpoli #onted
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@MsKrispanis @DCKephart @Ms_Anchovy @BIvicek @WillWilburforce @Rick43784245 @JennaACunninham Evidently doesn’t understand the meaning of “common” or “sense”🤷
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@GLoncarich Keep your invisible friends to yourself.
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@brianlilley I been saying for years that you’re a white supremacist. Here’s another example.
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Me waiting for @PierrePoilievre to congratulate our Olympic athletes. Common sense isn’t it? #PierrePoilievreIsWeird #cdnpoli #onted
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@plumbers80622 @1StarAtaTyme @Jonesy3rd @FuktheCPC @y_shurly I mean, Cletuses do seem to dig animals. Weird.
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Wonder if #PierrePutin will bring a box of donuts to the Coutts criminals Freedumb!! #onted #cdnpoli @PierrePoilievre #Klanvoy
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@denisebatters @evanbrayshow You know a lot about being “less honest”. #AbolishTheSenate
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@CreekPete2 You left out creeptacular.
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@SarahFischer__ With Russian jets flying over us , Lurleen?
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@IvisonJ You’re such a right wing nut job. Embarrassing.
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@RodKahx Fascists really need to stick together after the French elections.
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@ShaunRickard67 @Olympics Inbred, hick with invisible friends. Shocker😂😂 Btw Cletus, @Olympics is awesome thanks!!!
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@1StarAtaTyme @KeithMi62207213 Or his diaper maybe.🤷
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@coopSpeak @MichaelFordTO @OntarioPCCaucus @fordnation @MPPKerzner We don’t need cases of White Claw in gas stations either.
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@fordnation Guess you’re off to MuskokaLago for a two month “weekend”.
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@MsKrispanis Think of the “parents” that hate pronouns
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@downtownrob88 So much for the fifth estate. #CdnMediaFailed
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@Ms_Anchovy Maybe she wants to be Minister of Boozification Dave.
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@divergentTea @fordnation @fordnation needs to stop pooping on the rule of law.
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