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@TightOff

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If for some ungodly reason you want to see my "content" elsewhere:

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@TightOff

7 years

I like Rick & Morty, too, but god damn the nerd rage from this whole ordeal was so wonderful to watch.

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2 years

Is the "wow" because he didn't actually submit the letter to Trump? Because at this point I don't care what someone wrote if they didn't have the balls to actually resign with that resignation letter.

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This is the resignation text Milley wrote but never submitted to Trump. Wow.

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@TightOff

3 years

In case anyone really cared... Here's about an hour of checking North Carolina voter registration data for full-time #NASCAR Cup Series drivers.

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@TightOff

3 years

Some takeaways: 1) No full-time Cup drivers are registered Democrats. If that shocks you, I don't know how to tell you this, but you might be stupid. 2) some "not registered" drivers may be registered in other states. 3) Houff isn't listed because I didn't feel like zooming out.

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5 years

Ross Chastain just won a race for a team that could barely finish 20th last year

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5 years

The fuck is this abomination

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@TightOff

6 years

"when he goes to school tomorrow, he's the man" has Jeff ever been to school as a NASCAR fan? Because he doesn't understand what's going to happen.

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@TightOff

3 years

6) Suarez can't vote (not a US citizen) but does have a green card. Having received it in 2018, he could apply for citizenship in 2023. Suarez previously detailed the process of getting a green card. Google it, you'll probably learn something.

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@TightOff

3 years

@TheDankHeat Not reading the tweet is free.

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@TightOff

4 years

Kyle Larson apparently has already asked people to delete the clip so uh time to start re-posting and retweeting to make it go even more viral, I guess.

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@TightOff

5 years

Kyle has: - 3 wins this season - no finish worse than 10th this season - an average finish of 5th this season I'm pretty sure he's earned every right to trash the aero package, given that he's been the most successful driver this season with that very same package.

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@DustinAlbino @bobpockrass @KyleBusch @MonsterMile In other words, "I didn't win."

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@TightOff

1 year

I'll take "weird stories that didn't happen" for $200, Alex

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@TightOff

3 years

4) A shockingly high number of drivers have phone numbers attached to their voter registration. No, I'm not giving you that info. 5) Newman and Keselowski, noted right-wing supporters are not registered. Newman attended the 2016 Tr*mp rally w/ NASCAR people, making it funnier

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@TightOff

4 years

Jimmie Johnson is going to finish with 3 seasons outside the top 10 in points to end one of the all-time great careers in NASCAR. Richard Petty finished with 7 such seasons in his last 8 years in Cup. Dale Earnhardt finished 57th in points in his final season.

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@TightOff

6 years

No. The head of the series being arrested for DUI and possession of a controlled substance SHOULD be the focus right now, not one race. If Brian France didn't want the focus to be on his arrest, maybe he shouldn't have driven under the influence. The negativity is deserved.

Kaitlyn Vincie

@kaitlynvincie

6 years

In light of today’s headline I’m sure it will be easy for some to spout negativity, but I hope the focus will remain on the epic race we witnessed yesterday...and continued praise of a first-time Cup winner.

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@TightOff

5 years

Y’all, Daytona took a real hit during Dorian

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@TightOff

4 years

Given the early information, hearing that he's alive and has no life-threatening injuries is good. There were many signs that things were not going to end this positively. Newman not being dead does not mean that this was okay. It's not. Things can be improved - improve them.

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@TightOff

4 years

Holy shit, IndyCar really did only get 299,000 viewers for Road America's race on NBCSN this Saturday. For reference: ARCA at Kentucky on Saturday on FS1 had 521,000 viewers.

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@TightOff

3 years

Final thoughts: This data is from publicly accessible sources. It can be - and probably is - wrong in some cases. My registration has an old address + an unaffiliated one (which is, not gonna lie, both funny and slightly worrying).

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@TightOff

6 years

FS1 currently having to tell us why we should be impressed with Kyle winning a truck race. If you have to tell us that we should be impressed, we probably shouldn't be impressed.

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@TightOff

1 year

The tire only took out a Chevy Cruze, whose owner should be thankful that they no longer have to drive a Chevy Cruze

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@TightOff

6 years

Kevin Ward's family claims that they settled with Tony Stewart because they couldn't afford the cost of the legal battle. That they started. And have continued for 3 1/2 years. And was scheduled to go to trial in 3 weeks. Oooooooookay.

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@TightOff

2 years

Night 2 and On Patrol Live still fucks up right at 9. Impressive.

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@TightOff

3 years

6 cases of blood clots stopping distribution of a vaccine that's already had millions of doses given is quite impressive when you realize how many occurrences of other things (ie, school shootings) we've had where nothing has happened as a result.

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@TightOff

4 years

@TheHestercution The story about Larson not really seeming to care about Craven's throwback is bad, but the one about Craven not going to lunch because Kyle didn't reach out just screams "I think I'm way more important than I actually am"

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@TightOff

5 years

@dwest9cubs @VeryFakePhil @BNightengale It's Kristallnacht clear that Curt isn't wanted by the Phillies

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@TightOff

6 years

Guys and Gals, The Truck race Thursday night wasn't in the top 150 cable broadcasts for Thursday. To put it into perspective, "Treehouse Masters" at 11pm on DIY was #150 , with a 0.04 rating and 131k viewers.

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@TightOff

6 years

She's not wrong. The lack of access in NASCAR compared to IndyCar, IMSA, PWC or [insert series here] is what sets it apart. The other series are much more fan friendly.

Jamie Little

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Why sets NASCAR apart. Access.

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@TightOff

3 years

Also: Big thanks to @dirtreynolds23 for helping w/ data collection. This was basically started as a joke about how every driver was a Republican, but having the data became a fun little project. If you want the full spreadsheet, it's available for free if I like you.

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@TightOff

3 years

@mwoodski He's right though, we don't need him driving a racecar

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@TightOff

4 years

Media rushing to Halifax to cover Newman being transported is literally the main reason the scanner had PD calling for more staff to the hospital for crowd control. It's embarrassing. They're making it worse, not better. You'll get an official update from NASCAR soon enough.

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@TightOff

6 years

Allgaier probably does belong in Cup. His tenure with HScott was so disastrous to his career that I'm surprised he was able to rebound, but I think in the long run it may have been a good move for him.

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@TightOff

3 years

I have some notes jotted down in a separate column (not posted - most are mundane). Some highlights from that: - Larson was NPA until July 2020 (prev. reg. removed for inactivity) - Logano is inactive Inactive = no voting for 8+ years & not responding to mailings from state

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@TightOff

3 years

Lajoie's previous suspension from NASCAR and more recent comments on his podcast should mean that you aren't the least bit surprised that he's a Republican. Brad K & Kyle Busch have a commonality - neither they or their wives are registered.

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@TightOff

7 years

. @JCR_Clements51 and @JClements51 winning at Road America was seen by 2,115,000 viewers on NBC. 2nd largest NXS TV audience of the season.

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@TightOff

6 years

Jeff, you were my grandpa's favorite driver, and when I got into NASCAR as a fan, his liking you was what made me a fan of you. But this is an embarrassing tweet. It is the responsibility of RaceHub/Fox Sports to cover THE BIGGEST STORY in NASCAR, no matter who is involved.

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Thank you Nick. Anytime I need a dose of ridiculous media & a good laugh I can always count on you👍🏻

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@TightOff

4 years

Coming to CBS this fall: Shit That Didn't Happen.

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@TightOff

6 years

"Obaika Racing, which has competed in recent years in the Xfinity Series, also has agreed to purchase select Cup cars and equipment from BK Racing valued at $382,000 for $265,000, according to court filings." Oh my God it's happening

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@TightOff

6 years

IndyCar podium: P1 Newgarden P2 Hunter-Reay Pee3 Hinchcliffe

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@TightOff

6 years

Reminder that Natalie Decker finished 7th in ARCA points this year. 7 drivers started every race.

Darian Gilliam

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This is only rumored: Hattori Racing is in talks with Natalie Decker to replace Truck Champion Brett Moffitt in 2019. She has N29 Capital Partner funding.

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4 years

@WookieAutomoTV It's FOX, they probably don't know it happened.

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5 years

Michael McDowell turned being a crash test dummy for the COT into a Cup career that's lasted longer than a decade without ever performing so I'm here for Suaréz to kick his ass on the reg

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@TightOff

7 years

Everyone is all up on Jr's last start at Daytona but let's not forget this is also Danica's last Daytona start too

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@TightOff

5 years

The pole speed for the ARCA race tonight would have been fast enough to qualify 17th in Cup qualifying.

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@TightOff

4 years

The most successful driver to come from NASCAR's Drive for Diversity got fired for a racial slur, and if that isn't the most NASCAR outcome that could have possibly happened, I don't know what is.

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@TightOff

3 years

I can't tell if this is legitimate stupidity or if everyone in NASCAR is just intentionally ignoring what he did

Dirty Mo Media

@DirtyMoMedia

3 years

The Door Bumper Clear crew wants to know: Are fans turning on Kyle Larson because he's winning so much? They discuss 👇 LISTEN: Web: Apple: Google:

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@TightOff

6 years

$75 to stream the entire Snowball Derby, which most people wouldn't be able to do because of, like, jobs and stuff. $55 *to attend* 3 days of IndyCar racing. $60 *to attend* the Rolex 24 with infield and FanZone access. Value, that is not.

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@TightOff

4 years

Assuming that NASCAR resumes on May 17 as is heavily rumored, Newman will get back into a racecar 12 weeks after taking a 3500+ pound stock car to the head

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@TightOff

5 years

Since it appears to have been deleted, I had to go back and screenshot it

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@TightOff

3 months

@WillWith2Ls It's gonna be really funny if he loses the Republican primary to someone he's out fundraising 7 to 1.

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10 years

#NASCAR Brian Vickers' #55 Aaron's Dream Machine/Florida State University Seminoles BCS Championship Toyota: http://t.co/j4IDyrQpF0

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@TightOff

4 years

I can't stress this enough, but Jesus fuck NASCAR fans are stupid

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4 years

Bill Lester was on Mike Wallace's suspension appeal panel omg

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7 years

After a decade of hearing about Marco and Graham being the future of American IndyCar drivers, Newgarden actually does something they can't.

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4 years

The NASCAR episode of South Park is on and honestly it's pretty fucking perfectly timed.

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3 years

@NickBromberg You don't have to rig the votes if you don't tell people the results

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7 years

And here we see an unhinged maniac that fails to take his meds.

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4 months

@mearn Like do people not understand how long construction can take on some of these major projects?

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9 years

@StartNParkBlog Just show anyone that complains this image: http://t.co/g4YNysoXaY

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@TightOff

5 years

So wait. It wasn't $2500 each race, but it was $1000 for the Xfinity race and $1500 for the Cup race that Indy was holding hostage for cancer kids because of the bricks? Tell me that's wrong, because if so that's super fucking low of the track.

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@TightOff

6 years

People being surprised by the outlets picking up the BZF arrest clearly do not understand how big of a story the head of a major sanctioning body being arrested really is. Or really, how the AP and similar things work. And I'm not surprised.

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@TightOff

4 years

The fact this was what got Nasse DQd is insulting, but that's nothing compared to the insult that is how much y'all are charging for people to watch this while putting on a shitty production, because holy fuck the audio on this isn't even amateurish, it's just fucking awful.

Racing America

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You Make the Call: Here is the final lap of tonight's Snowflake 100 at @5FlagsSpeedway . @bubbapollard26 vs. @StephenNasse . Highlights: Watch the #SnowballDerby live on . 📺:

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@TightOff

4 years

If your sponsor is so scared of having to pay taxes under Biden, they probably shouldn't exist as a company.

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4 years

We can still close these deals, but I need a little help from you guys 👊🏻

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7 years

@LarrySpencer21 @WalkingDead_AMC Desperation to save Fear

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5 years

NASCAR is going to run this race with a midnight green flag if they have to, they aren't going to wait until tomorrow when evacuation orders go into effect

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3 years

@BrianCas120 @bobpockrass No that's a different corner

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2 years

@thatMatadore What the actual fuck

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7 years

The real winner in that Kyle/Joey fight was Vegas because now they get to use it in their promos for TWO races next year.

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7 years

"He learned running here in K&N and ARCA" Briscoe has 1 ARCA start at Iowa and has never run a K&N race here. Good job, FS1 booth.

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5 months

Omfg did he actually tag The Onion

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@TightOff

7 years

NASCAR Heat 2 offer: drive the 14 car at Watkins Glen. Oh no.

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@TightOff

4 years

Log the fuck off.

Darian Gilliam

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The racing mentality at these superspeedways need to change. Saw some blame the package but honestly I feel it’s more of a driver problem. Drivers had a reality check during this years speedweeks. You live and learn. Can’t wait to see smarter decisions from here on out.

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10 months

Nobody can ever accuse Brandon Brown of not being funny, because this lie is the funniest shit he's ever done.

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3 years

Would have been so much funnier if Brad had won last night

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Bob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600

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3 years

The rumor a couple years ago that Ganassi would close down his NASCAR team and Kurt would retire and Larson would go to WBR/Ford sure was something. ... but now that Kurt is expected to go to 23XI next year ... what the fuck is Ganassi gonna do?

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@TightOff

4 years

To the new followers that are probably looking for updates: the ambulance carrying Newman is at Halifax hospital next to the Speedway. There's not going to be any more updates on the scanner. Y'all can unfollow now or when you get pissed off by a later tweet, your call.

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6 years

Lmfao Sadler should most definitely NOT be considered a "superstar". He couldn't hock it in Cup, can't win in Xfinity even in the best equipment and at one point had to sue to keep his Cup ride. He's lucky One Main decided to back him this long.

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4 years

Like how the fuck do you make a worse apology than Josh Reaume?

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@TightOff

3 years

Calling a driver on the lead lap with 2 to go, outperforming where they should be running, a "dipshit" for blowing a tire. Advocating for people to meet up with him during a pandemic. Pulls his mask down the second he's done with an interview. What a twat.

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@Rodrant64 I really want to make a "just don't convert them to NASCAR fans" joke but I'm pretty sure that's in REALLY bad taste

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5 years

Idea: if you’re a media member, don’t be a condescending jackass towards the people that keep you employed. People wonder why Pockrass is easily the best NASCAR media member. He *never* insults the fan base. He maintains professionalism 24/7/365. No one else does that.

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This doesn't surprise me. 1) that there's a GoFundMe for this bullshit 2) that Brian France would donate to said GoFundMe 3) that Brian France, worth millions, would cheap out and only donate $50k 4) that Brian France probably didn't read the part about outing Trump.

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@TightOff

5 months

Maybe that law banning kids from social media isn't such a bad thing after all because holy fucking Christ

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It's the same fucking paint scheme as last year And 2022 And 2021 And 2002

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4 years

Can Ferrucci just Larson himself already

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@TightOff

3 years

I would come up with something witty for the STAR power that Denny is trying to COMmunicate to is but I feel like he's just CHARTERing a course towards a MONSTER (ENERGY) announcement.

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"the Grand Prix Pontiac" RIP, the Grand Prix car company, I loved their Pontiac sedan.

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4 years

THAT was the breaking point? Not the fact that he viscerally attacked the driver you spot for in NASCAR multiple times and perpetuated lies and brought about racial attacks on said driver?

Freddie Kraft

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4 years

I wanted Trump to win this election, but I think it’s press conferences like this one that ruined those chances. Can’t help himself.

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4 years

Lmao CBS This Morning is covering NASCAR banning the Confederate flag and they mentioned Ray Ciccerelli being a whiny bitch

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5 years

"GMS team decided to make a move and Moffitt got the ride" Yeah I like how every time FS1 mentions that Sauter left GMS, they don't bring up how he told Gallagher he wasn't going to the team Xmas party where ISMConnect execs were and it pissed off everyone. Cool to leave out.

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@TightOff

7 years

"Cup guys have always been in the series" is true. There were also standalone races that prevented Cup domination in almost every race.

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4 years

Even Ray Charles can take one look at this and tell it's not tied like a noose like the one found in the 43 car's garage this past weekend.

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5 years

Another exhibit of a NASCAR media member that thinks that attacking the fan base is a good idea and then wonders why it’s shrinking. As if different segments of the fan base could never possibly exist, with different things that they would like and dislike. It’s impossible.

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@TightOff

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Give credit to the fans at Iowa for IndyCar. They were threatened with concerts by Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton, and Florida-Georgia Line and they STILL decided that it was a good idea to show up to the track.

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@TightOff

5 years

13 unsponsored Cup cars on the first entry list of the weekend is fine, right? I mean it's only 34% of the entries, that's not so bad, right? Right? Cause it sounds bad.

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@TightOff

4 years

I like how RWR entered 4 cars but the combined sponsorship between them is like $186

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@TightOff

6 years

Kurt's throwback really has a "we know this is his last season" feel to it

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@TightOff

7 years

I got to meet @driverRyanReed and @BubbaWallace at Daytona at the Ford display. Ryan signed my Dad's cast and I got DWJ's autograph. That was pretty cool. And I think my Dad is now a Ryan Reed fan because he won the race.

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@TightOff

5 years

@NickBromberg You have to remember that 97% of the r/NASCAR userbase are collectively fighting over how to share 11 brain cells between them and then it makes sense

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@TightOff

6 years

the fuck is this shit

Germain Racing

@GermainRacing

6 years

That @annoyingorange is at it again! Here's hoping @tydillon 's race in the @TwistedTea Camaro ZL1 this weekend goes a bit better than Ty Lemon's did...

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