I hate being on Twitter during a natural disaster. Outside of tweeting help line numbers, I feel so helpless watching people deal with the devastation in real time
@rt4pff
Mercury has a shorter orbit than Earth, so when Earth passes Mercury in orbit, it looks like Mercury is moving backwards. Mercury represents communication of all kinds, so when it goes retrograde, our communications get thrown off. It’s a bunch of stuff you’re not supposed to do
Saban still has pull buddy.
You sure you wanna go this route? Cuz the last time you did is the exact reason why you’re posting gifs at 11AM instead of working like your friends
NEWS: 9 Arizona football players have entered the NCAA Transfer Portal in the past 30 minutes, per
@PeteNakos_
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Among the group is RB Jonah Coleman, who totaled 1,154 yards and 6 TDs this season👀
Week 6
@ESPNCFB
Viewership:
#ALAvsMISS
is the most-watched game on ESPN this season (4.9M) and the most-viewed
@AlabamaFTBL
game on ESPN in nearly three years
"The daycare just called. Said they have another kid popping melatonin gummies to get high. Kids call em "Happy Nappers"
*intro music starts* Do do do do doooooo
Diddy has reassigned his publishing rights back to all the artists and songwriters who helped build Bad Boy Entertainment
Ma$e, Faith Evans, The LOX, 112 and the Estate of the Notorious B.I.G. have already signed agreements to regain those rights
Fuck: Dexter’s daddy cuz he looks like he be on that freaky shit
Marry: Professor X. I feel like he had money & the girls ain’t never really home 4real, so step mama duties wouldn’t be that bad
Kill: Mr. Turner cuz I’d get tired of hearing about his beef with Mr. Dinkleburg
Also, Saban was interviewing other coaches for the DC position minutes before he decided to retire.
You know what that means? T-Rob didn’t have the job locked up, which is why he was probably already in contact with UGA.
The man won’t even sign off on another $1200 for ALL qualifying Americans during a pandemic, but y’all think he’s really gonna give 500 billion to the same community that he refuses to tell white supremacists to stop terrorizing?
Looking at the gut that he lost and gained right back and the fact that just 2 years ago, he had polyps on his throat that restricted 90% of his breathing, he needs to be the first one wearing a mask.
He won’t get an RIP from me if Covid does what she does best
Y’all don’t even care about that young man that died. Y’all are literally using his death to dunk on somebody else.
It was known that night that someone unfortunately passed away (granted we shouldn’t have known)
This ain’t even me defending him, but just look at y’all’s tweets
The reason I stay winning is because I'm relentless about being the absolute best at whatever I do — including being the best groupie for my wife & daughter.
Are men really out here aspiring to be the next Kevin Samuels or do they just know that it’s easy to appeal to the incel crowd and get your following up?
I’m convinced they’re snubbing Will because he’s a sophomore and they talked these other players up all year.
Sports media hates to be wrong, so they do shit like this to cover for the fact that half of them don’t know shit about football
Y’all really don’t be having patience with your own children, small children at that, and it’s sad.
Traumatizing you’re own babies for likes.
She didn’t even explain this to the child well
@RaheemATL23
I said “y’all”. If you’re not a member of the “y’all” group that I was referring to, move along. It’s so simple lol. If it apply let it fly 🤷🏽♀️
@jrmikey80
@Phil_Lewis_
Yep! And I think it’s getting to the point where this mess is getting worse just because of technology and other advancements.
Eventually, they’re going to get what they want, which is a civil war
Al Sharpton on Morning Joe: “How do the Democrats, how do all of us on that side, say January 6 was wrong if you can have the same pictures going on, on college campuses?”
Mika Brzezinski: "Good lord, don't make a parallel with January 6."
Saban was not playing when he said he got a class full of high character young men!
I’m so glad we stopped recruiting that other 5 star RB that had all of our players ready to beat his ass while he was visiting 😂
"It's history. I do everything for my team and do everything for Aledo."
Jase McClellan is Bama bound, but he made sure to put together one last dominant performance with the Bearcats and cap it off with another state title!
#TXHSFB
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#ForeverTexas
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#UILState
@bigbadSheikha
@zoraslovechild
I’m not trying to be funny, but are you into your partner? You can be horny, but just not into them, or y’all aren’t spending enough time of foreplay. Are you taking any medications? Have you had your hormone levels checked? It can be so hard to try to narrow it down 😔
Dabo got outed as a racist.
O is a Trump lover & players are leaving left & right
OSU can’t play
Georgia’s “savior” QB might opt out
All while Saban’s over here participating in BLM videos that the players wrote the words for & marching on campus! AND being a Democrat
I don’t want to play Georgia again and not because I’m afraid of them.
Im just tired of having to play them twice every time. Like damn, can we beat a different team?
What’s the worst, but funniest thing somebody ever called you on here?
I got into with some dude on here when I first joined in like 2013 and he said I looked like Zero from Holes. I took that avi down so quick 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear, if the basketball players would’ve had this much fight in them during the season, Avery would still be the coach lol.
Whew, it’s hard to be invested in this shit show.
Wtf is going on for them to be SO angry all of a sudden?
@nhoodpublicist
My bf refuses to believe it. He works a physical job & he just can’t believe that a corporate job, especially one where you get to sit all day, can be as draining & anxiety inducing as they are. I’ve had to explain several times that it’s not even the job itself, but the office
Like I said, Gattis is a bitch. This probably isn’t even true considering we had Tua’s lil brother AND Bear Bryant’s great grandson already in the damn class. Keep playing that game with Harbaugh all you want. Michigan isn’t gonna hire you when they fire him.
We need Jalen to not only stay, but to improve some type of way. Maybe without the pressure to be something he's not, he can. All we have are him, Tua, & young DUI & he’s so far in the dog house that Sarah McLachlan follows him singing “In the Arms of an Angel” all day