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Craze is Creativity | FinTech | Politics | Sataya | 🎙 @_thx411 📩 Ocacreation @gmail .com

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@ThxOCA

The OzaraLOGY

1 year

The night after Cynthia broke up with me, I couldn't sleep and also the next and the night that came after. It was so hurtful that I wished I never sent that Twitter DM, that became my greatest undoing few months later. I barely did this, but that night, I jumped on the

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To be broke and Dey talking stage no easy at all , you go talk sorry about that babe tire

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@baby_girl_ola E reach your turn to cook, you pour all the salt inside food. Ah

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The OzaraLOGY

3 years

Hello Twitter, Somto Okafor has been missing for about 9 days now. Her cousin just reached out to me that the family in Ogwashi-uku in Delta State has reached out to the police but there has been no update on her whereabouts, unless that she allegedly left home

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

Back in Uni, one time I escorted a friend to Ekosodin to watch Chelsea vs Manchester United match, and it was all blue and red. The match was going well until Ross Barkley equalized in the 96th minute for Chelsea and this sparked a row in the sideline between Chelsea assistant

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What’s that one football match you watched in a trenches viewing center you can NEVER forget?!😅

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

How can you borrow loan and spent the whole money on a dinner date with a Twitter baddie? Some people are just financially reckless and it shows. This my ex-friend used to be a Lekki big boy, yunno the first set of Elon Musk boys that cashed out Bitcoin during covid? Yes! that

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The OzaraLOGY

3 years

@ASRomaPidgin @KcAkoma 1 for the CEO 1 for the Manager 1 for the fans 2 for the ballers If you no sabi pack box no put body o You wan dey starting XI you dey miss leg, Hello? Introducing, the ogbono king... Ameno Dorime

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

@_AsiwajuLerry I will give you 11 reasons. Look into your mirror

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

One of the most underrated discuss during talking stages is the health of your would-be partner. I will forever be cautious of this cos years back, a girl almost died in my house during a sexual romp. What happened? Shortly after I was done with the university, awaiting my

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

What is a talking stage if you don't know the health history of your would-be partner? Ask questions

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@TheMahleek See Ronaldo food. Just tap-in 😭

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@CViktorea Pls release LP remaining votes from your chest

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

@BolajiParle Imagine you dey spend 600k & you never do DNA?

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@chukumicheal1 @Princemoye1 Fat like corruption

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

@_AsiwajuLerry Few days ago Ronaldo won a World Cup, why are you not rooting for him?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

One of my earliest encounter with betrayal was in my 3rd year at the University of Benin, when I decided to run for Departmental President. Eventually I won, but what most people didn't know was, the idea to run was conceived against my own will, as a brewing cabal in my set,

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Have you ever experienced betrayal before?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

"Only you no fit do convoy."

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Tenure

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The OzaraLOGY

3 years

Playlist for today Burna Boy 20-10-2020. Kida Kudz - In my country Chike - Wahala Dey ShowDem Camp - Clone Wars Vol. IV These Buhari Times Orezi - We don Tire Davido - Fem PSquare - Oga Police Dremo - Thieves in Uniform Falz - Moral Instruction #EndSARSMemorial

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Guyyyyys, I think we don't speak enough about the marinated forces at the beginning of most relationships. Cos tell me why the very day Fedora accepted to be my girlfriend was same day I got a call from Vee (the fine ass baddie in my neighbourhood) saying she missed my vibe and

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@bottledpaul 😂😂😂 hope they named him Gbenga?

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@bottledpaul Why are the Gbenga's riled up? 😂 What better name to give an elderly child?😂

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

When my pastor adviced me not to get married to Funke, I thought it was one of those unsolicited advices that should enter my right ear and leave through the left. I was so in love with this woman that I went ahead with our marriage plans, but yesterday was supposed to be our

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

You are in a relationship and everything is going well or so it seem. In the midst of your conversations, she tells you this guy, that guy is moving to her and in your mind, you've won this one. Somehow, you act like you don't care, but deep down, like a school principal, you

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

One time I was working multiple projects and needed to meet a deadline by midnight, but slept off on the couch in the process. Woke up angry in the morning, disappointed at myself for failing this high-paying client. Opened my laptop in disgust, but surprisingly saw "submitted"

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Married couples tell us one thing your partner did that made you said "God thank you for making this person mine" feed us with good stories.

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

@Jbrandy_YBNL Seyi Vibez dey speak English like this?

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

@AvrilAmaka @OkparaNnaJiAku It's a cat this time

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@TemiOtedola Someone that has a fashion line and has played a lead role in the movie. If you like shout "yasss queen" and don't put in the work.

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

@SenatorT__ Na cos you no use mortar and pestle you call am £'d yam?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

I used to brag to my friends that the next girl I date is going to be my wife. So, when I got into a relationship with Bola, I threw away all my "hard guy notes", gave her attention and transparency, in hopes that she will stay and not leave like the others. Yeah. They left me

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

The first time a teacher publicly embarrassed me in secondary school, I was sketching a comic while he was teaching. Few years later in the university, my F0L116 lecturer was teaching and again, I was sketching, but this time, my crush was watching and promised to keep this

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@ChimmieeHQ If I advice Whitemoney to quit music him go listen?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@dayoisrael How can you drive your car from Lagos to Abuja? Do you want to take over Abuja? You didn't even ask the indigenes for permission before parking in their space. Abuja Ronu!

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@frankedoho Do you mean he rigged his English in WAEC?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

If you travel by road and at the beginning of your journey, your bus driver does not stop by a filling station to get fuel, you're in the wrong bus. Find a way to highlight as quick as possible and here is why? One time as a Uni student, I boarded a bus from Benin to Auchi at

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

Got my PVC today and I am here to say INEC staff somewhere in Kwamba (Suleja Local Government, Niger State) are telling people that June/July PVC will be ready next year January. @inecnigeria shey you dey whine me ni?

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

@The_Mr_Mo Make I dey follow antelope drag house?

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@firstladyship A President that rules his country in absentia. Only returns during election. A curse

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

@ChimmieeHQ Make Omah Lay recommend therapist for Soma

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The OzaraLOGY

3 years

@ASRomaPidgin @KcAkoma E be like this thing dey blow up. Make una follow me chineke nna And remember SORO SOKE starts with your thumb. Start your preregistration NOW!

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Some people have tried to argue that love at first sight does not exist. I would have believed them too, but the first time I saw "Totti" he was in the company of 6 of his friends at the Faculty car park, bantering over some football arguments. Although he appeared downcast from

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

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The OzaraLOGY

5 years

@sploofeek Panenka so good

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Before I married my wife, we had this mutual friend that occasionally comes to the house, for the purpose of this, I will call her "anon." One time, I travelled on a work trip and like we usually do, I will video call my darling wife to see her beautiful face and charming smile,

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WHAT IS THE 411?

1 year

What was that trying time in your relationship you almost called it quit. Pls don't air us.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Women will be manipulative as long as their feelings and interest no longer align to you. The same lady who said she was okay with us building towards our future started to remind me in a subtle way "Do you know I am materialistic?" It was funny cos she lost the plot but

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@instablog9ja In 2005, it was called LM19. In 2009, it became LM10. In 2021, it was renamed LM30.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

In my second year on campus, 3 new girls and a guy joined our class from another department and that day I realized a simple truth, "never to argue with my ancestors, they were right about this polygamy P" cos why should a man leave his father's house to an unknown land and

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Yunno the name who should not be mentioned right? Lol If you are seeing this, you should follow my account. I share my experiences in thrilling flash fictions. All you have to do is complete the scenarios with your mind. Welcome my new cats.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Na truth or dare we dey do. Which one be you dare me to go buy fuel for filling station for your gen?

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

Nowadays, you fit catch person dey burgle your house him go tell you say na prank. Me sef I go use plank.

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

The temple run just exit on your phone & one lady in video is shouting "give it to me daddy" I have given daddy the phone and now he is calling you.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

"follow for follow" train and this particular account caught my attention, cos I was impressed with her bio and timeline interactions, so I sent the DM anyway and her timely reply birthed what was to become a daily conversation at best, cos to her, "she knew how to hold

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

dipping it inside my tea. For each piece of bread I dipped, my other hand cleaned a tear on my cheek. I have not even gone past her street and she stepped out with another guy that she claimed was "just a friend" I stood up, tucked my hoodie cap, plugged in my headset, scrolled

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

"What is your favourite colour again?" "Have you dated a yahoo boy before?" "What is your past that scares you?" "Have you gotten tested recently?" "What is your genotype?" Pardon my interview, but we hire based on merit here. Tank YO!

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

Guys, is BBL a red flag?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

"Babe, I am pregnant" How did you find out it wasn't yours? Share.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

unending video calls. Yunno, as a bona-fide card-carrying member of the hustling men association, I would have been okay staying just friends with this enchantress, but she piqued my interest the more and led me on into believing she was all-in and all I needed to do was to

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The OzaraLOGY

4 years

@wannybabyy @YNGM_sants @zchillin Nobody gon help me? Amma run this shit masef

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

The first time I asked a girl out, will forever be a stand up comedy to anyone who hear my story. All I did was ask this alluring girl with a disarming buttocks, "will you be my girl?" and she replied "I am a boy" to the amusement of her clique of girlfriends who all joined in

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

conversations". Again, I was impressed. So, we continued from here and later on, we moved from the blue app to the green app, where she actually feigned to be inactive, but our interesting chit-chats revived that space and it became our safest space to hold conversations and

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

on displayed on the screen. I couldn't contain my joy. Guess who came out of the kitchen, smiling with a tray for breakfast? Four years today, and I still wake up to that amazing breakfast (Not your definition of breakfast lol) I love my spontaneous baby girl forever.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Like many others, I will gladly say "Yes" because I know if I finally decide to love someone, I want to be with that person at their bad and good times, just like I've been with ME, through it all. But here is why I will say "No, I wouldn't want to date myself"

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1 year

WOULD YOU date YOU ?

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The OzaraLOGY

3 years

In case y'all don't know. I have always f**ked with Laycon's songs from Motivation and Narcos days. Just cos I don't have NEPA sign on my bio doesn't mean I don't have Light. Well, see my 💡show me yours. 😂 Conny Sir!

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

@neosvy NEPA brings light Children: Up Nepaaaaaaa Elder: make una nor too shout before dem take am

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Tunde is taking kids out of the slums with chess. MC Oluomo and the whole of South West APC are returning adults to thuggery. Yoruba ronu

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The OzaraLOGY

10 months

@Odumodublvck_ This was poorly worded sha. Especially as the character at play is a villain in all facets. If you had said, MC Oluomo was to decry the situation of the country of things going wrong under a thuggish administration not implying that we should emulate this! Eyan Thanos!

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

with me. In Broda Shagi's voice "Lee-ma-oo" She started seeking opportunities for me and wanted me to transition into this, have some piercing here and there, but I declined that I will only do things that interest me and that I did. Little did I know, she was trying to build me

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

2000 years after the battle of winterfell, Ayra Stark became a top tier music act. Her elder sister, Sansa still trying to get her shit together. Ramsay Bolton is back, only that he is now called, Sir Dickson Wizarab.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Dear Nigerian HRs', Why are you looking for a "Writer" that can create contents, use canva, proofread, publish, ideate, and handle all your organizations social platforms for N75-150k? Do you know how many roles are these?

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The OzaraLOGY

4 years

E choke or Tule?

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

to Ric Hassani's playlist and press play "Thunder faya you and all your friends" as I quietly walked home. Car flashlights on my face, tons of couples walk past me giggling, the glowing pictures on billboards, everything reminded me of her. And just then, I see this pretty lady

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The OzaraLOGY

11 months

@INNO7979 Bro postponed his breakup speech 😭

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

Apologies our future kids, this is not her. Worse still, we never had any disagreements that warranted the choice of words she used on me, "Bro, take your L and move on" That is how I decided to move on oh. So, I stopped by this Aboki store, bought N1,000 bread and started

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

You fit prank this one for him money make him assemble Avengers for your frontage by morning.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

reciprocate in return. So, I let her into my world and allowed myself to be vulnerable all over. We discussed finances and growth and she feigned it was not a problem at all. Not that I was doing bad, but her standard of friends were probably all above me but she wanted to build

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

This Lagos is crazy o! I saw a university colleague yesterday in traffic heading to the Island. He was in the same bus as myself, so we got talking for hours, catching up on school days, life after school, future plans and all. 4/5hrs inside traffic and I had ran out of gist.

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The OzaraLOGY

2 years

Top 10 Weird New Year Resolutions Category: Clothing & Accessories Bra - "Nips everywhere. Can I be useful again?"

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2 years

If I ever get horny I'd take the bull by the horn. Cos what's honey? Without a cock & bull story. - A reversed Cow Girl.

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Hello Poets please help out.

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The OzaraLOGY

3 years

@barnabasjohnnie @Alex_Houseof308 I don't think so. I overhead Juan say Di ego doesn't Mata.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

lovers" was a setup to be clever by half when the whole ship started to sink. Even though, I insisted on a "Yes" reply, she waved it off as the heat of the moment and it became a thing in our back and forth later on. "Did I say Yes?" A corny and manipulative way to end things.

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couldn't come clean at this point. She was trying to be evasive and this took a toll on me cos my guts and instincts were right about practically everything. I began to ponder if it was the same Cynthia that had all our visions, growth and plans for the future figured out.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

One time in 2014 in Uyo, Pete was a guest for the movement of the canonization of Blessed Tansi. Hours into the mass, a man wandered to his seat and pulled his ears. He turned to take a look, and the smile on his face gradually faded. What happened next was a shocker to everyone

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Odogwu

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2 years

One day we will talk about the craze for BBL in Lagos and why good looking ladies are carrying dangote cement butt walking around.

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1 year

in the image of another, whom she was also engaging in romantic conversations. Another Lee-ma-oo. The conversations transcended from "howfa" to her insisting I address her as "babe" "lover" and other mushy names. Well, it was a ploy in her long game, to keep me interested and it

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2 years

ASS so good it was named twice, Bum Bum.

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11 months

@lasisielenu Na to seize him phone 😂

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3 years

So, fasting is compulsory in your church this January?

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2 years

Honestly, it will be unfair for Vin Diesel to shoot the next Fast & Furious without an Hausa bike man scene.

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The OzaraLOGY

1 year

On a date with this girl I met on Elon Musk app last year, and out of the blues she asked, "what is your body count?" "Body count bawo?" I smiled, looking intently at her charming eyes and the glittering pendant that hung between her cleavage.

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10 months

@_Hydrochloric @Odumodublvck_ Iya Chukwudi

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11 months

@aystickz UEFA awards Sergio Ramos "FAIR PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT" for his friendly massage on Mo Salah's shoulder.

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5 years

@sploofeek For the love of FCB, you follow, I follow

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5 years

@sploofeek Campeones with a 3!!!

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2 years

Asides for Medicine, every other course beyond 4 years is a waste of time in Nigerian universities.

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2 years

You can't support Obi cos he can't win. But, you supported Atiku in 2019 and he lost. Why are you still supporting him?

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2 years

@OgbeniDipo *Threatened not threated You dey correct Elon that year

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2 years

Playlist for today Burna Boy 20-10-2020. AQ - Shoot The Messenger Kida Kudz - In my country Chike - Wahala Dey Davido - Fem PSquare - Oga Police Dremo - Thieves in Uniform Falz - Moral Instruction We Will Never Forget #LekkiMassacre #EndSarsMemorial2 #EndPoliceBrutality

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10 months

@tolanibaj Now that you're here, please respect boundaries

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1 year

@MrOdanz Baddie wife that has track records in genetics and other scientific achievements, but you want to reduce it to that. Agenda must agend sha

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4 years

@Tife_fabunmi @waxzyy_ ❤

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1 year

pending when she made her pick amongst the plethora of guys she was entertaining in the DMs. That's how the lover boy in me travelled down for her event and used that opportunity to physically ask her to be my girl. Her reply, "how frequently do we have to see each other as

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10 months

@Yemihazan "As God will have it, my man started misbehaving"

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