Thank you for the amazing response to the Haymaker XX reissue. Blood Splatter and Galaxy variants sold out this morning. Some Marble and Classic Black are available, and cassettes are going fast:
I am gutted to hear this. Needless to say,
@Pantera
’s music and Vinnie’s drumming were as influential as it gets and shaped this band so much. RIP to a true legend of metal, and condolences to his family.
Wife: What IS this?
Me: Sunn O)))
Wife: ...Just sounds like the stuff you do before you actually start playing a song.
Me: Yeah this whole song is 12 min of just these 4 chords. Band is pretty experimental.
Wife: ...should experiment with getting this song started sometime.
Bands gotta start putting shit like this on their trailers so nobody breaks in. I thinkkkk
@Throwdown
used to have like something about transporting snakes on their trailer? Good stuff.
@NateDiaz209
@jakepaul
@LoganPaul
This goon is the worst member of a family that doesn’t even crack top 15 best Pauls:
1) Vinnie Paul
2) Les Paul
3) Paul Revere
4) Paul McCartney
5) Paul Rudd
6) Ron Paul
7) Paul Simon
8) Aaron Paul
9) Paula Abdul
10) (tie) Paul Giamatti /Paulo Costa
@FightHaven
I don’t know the back story, but if it has anything to do with this spot right here running out of churros or funnel cake, I’ll say everyone is justified in their actions. They are DELICIOSO. 🤌🏼
In honor of Haymaker turning 20 years old today, we are stoked to finally announce the Haymaker XX Reissue.
It features reimagined artwork and was remastered by our longtime friend
@Zeuss1
.
Available on vinyl, CD with longbox, and cassette. More details coming soon...
Thanks everyone for making yesterday at
@FurnaceFest
an unreal experience. The four of us hadn’t played together in 15 years before stepping on stage (as in we didn’t get to practice together before the show either 😬).
Headed home with full hearts.
Several times a year I think about how Dan Spitz from Anthrax became a professional watchmaker but didn’t name his shop Persistence of Time and it’s upsetting every time.
As if I didn’t sound wimpy enough in contrast to Vogel, the singers of First Blood and NAILS are both up there with mics too.
If this happens again I’m just gonna dance around the stage like the Bosstones guy instead. No singing.
Our hearts go out to Trevor Strnad’s family and loved ones. He lit up stages and grimy green rooms alike. We were once privileged to see him do so nightly, many years ago during a special time in our young lives. Rest easy old friend. 🖤
He probably won’t see this, but I wanna drop a shoutout to my cat. Big man had diarrhea 4 times yesterday. Easily could’ve just shat where he stood after round 2, but he went to the box every fuckin time. Proud of you man. You’ve really grown as a person.
I’ll leave it to doctors to advise everyone regarding COVID-19, but as an expert in this area I feel an obligation to warn you of dangers related to this riff at the 4-min mark. It will blow your actual dick clean off into whatever dirt is nearest. Be safe out there.
@Cernovich
@PrisonPlanet
“A butcher knife *is* a common murder weapon, and it is *not* officially endorsed for cutting bread. Ergo, it is not a lie to say that ‘he used a murder weapon on his PB&J sandwich,’ correct?”
To get out of a hole, best to first put down the shovel.
Social media ads for guys are like
“What’s up dickface? Still fucking around with razors n bullshit when you shave your kiwis? FUCK THAT AMIRITE. You’re a Viking and your balls belong in Valhalla. BALLHALLA.”
I like to imagine Dimebag coming home from tour, checking the tape on his answer machine, and having 10 min worth of messages from Zakk Wylde just playing the sickest squeals into the phone.
Headbangers Ball 2004 with
@jameyjasta
and some great people. And
@JoshGrabelle
Trustkill. This is actually the most excited I’d ever been to sit next to Josh.
@ItsAlwaysRyan
Our pleasure. I had a white cat for 15 years and could’ve constructed hundreds of additional cats from the white fur he shed onto my black pants over the years.
We were supposed to be playing an OC show tonight for the first time in 9 years, but thanks to Covid I’m at home so bored that I’m tweeting out full blown lies to strangers for no good reason at all.
Daughter was eating a slice of bread in a restaurant and managed to bite her own finger somehow? Tried to console her by saying “I didn’t know you ordered the knuckle sandwich! How is it?!” But she just cried louder and now no one is talking to me.
Black metal logos for stuff that isn’t black metal isn’t cute. And when a dude named Bråath sets you on fire for being a poseur you’re gonna wish you just wore your Supreme hoodie.
Having a cinnamon roll from anywhere other than Cinnabon or the fair is like watching a tribute band, except the real band is still together and playing a few miles away while I watch them.
I remember a time not that long ago when I could just buy some fuckin flax seed without seeing an autobiography on the bag for the founders Scott & Meghan Darcy who have a rich lineage of flax farming and use only earthminded fair trade practices in harvesting flax for my family.
It’s crazy how you can be having a nice conversation with someone you like A lot and then this song comes on and you have to spin kick them in the face and throw their things all over the room
#throwbacktuesday
EIGHTEEN years ago. today, while we endure continued weird times...think back to monumental moments and experiences of your past, tell those stories, and picture those experiences so clearly that you can literally see it in front of you.
I wouldn’t be at the top of the food chain in a post-apocalyptic world. But I just saw a 35 year old dude with a bandana as a bracelet sit down to a cheese plate while holding 2 kombuchas. So I know I can kill and eat him at least.
No matter your race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation, wherever we come from, we are united in one transcendent human emotion above all else— when a man or woman pops a wheelie, and we quietly pray that they fly backward and eat major shit.
There have been only a handful of dudes ever with infinite riffs. Riffers that can just continue to create new quality riffs into eternity. The rest of us are mortals and have a finite riff supply.
Does anyone love a good plural noun more than Chino Moreno?
Band and song names:
Deftones, Palms, Crosses, Rickets, Iceskates, Needles and Pins, Diamond Eyes, Rocket Skates, Leathers, Romantic Dreams, Prayers/Triangles, Hearts/Wires, Tropics, Frontiers.
Just saw a dude with a hoodie that said “You don’t want this life” on the back. It’s crazy because he’s 100% right, and all I know about him is that he owns that piece of clothing.