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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

5 months

I was on Access Daily with Mario Lopez!

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5 months

. @thrasherdan is opening up about the time a snake ‘punched’ his uvula while filming @AmazonFreevee ’s #DinnerWithTheParents 🐍 Streaming now.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

10,000 likes exactly on this tweet, please.

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

like this tweet to impress the shit out of my nephew

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

vaccine or ps5 be honest

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

when you’re self-employed but your boss is an idiot

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daniel thrasher

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2 years

some would say the ER reached critikal mass today

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

I demand to be called by my TRUE name the entirety of quarantine

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

This is like Pewdiepie vs T-Series all over again

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

today at starbucks i saw a man remove his mask TO COUGH and then put it back on???????

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

7 months

new job alert

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7 months

another excellent day at Mogul Inc™️

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

cashier: you look kinda like a YouTuber whose videos I don’t watch me: oh. do you… do you have more to say about that? cashier: not really. me: … cashier: … me: *inserts card* cashier: sorry we don’t take american express here

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

my favorite part about having cats is that they don’t question why I lay in bed until 3pm. they just go “oh sweet this is what we’re doing today” and join my lazy ass

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

A lot of folks have asked me what my sexual orientation is. To put things to rest, I’m fine with standing, sitting, or lying down.

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

waiting til you're "in the mood" to do something is a great way to make sure you never do that thing

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

hey happy birthday @LudwigAhgren - remember that one time we did that one thing? super epic

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

2 years

things I’m fucking: - exhausted

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

literally NONE of this is true lmao

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

1 year

in honor of national coming out day, i am proud to announce that you are gay

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

Fully vaccinated! Looking forward to growing a third penis :)

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

For every like this tweet gets, I’ll tase myself in the balls one time

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

sending emails like this to creators (or anyone in general) is very much not okay.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

2 years

they’re happy on the inside don’t worry about it

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

give me a word :)

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

if i see one more pianist cover “still dre” i’m gonna lose my shit

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

i really really badly need to do absolutely nothing for like a month

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

@Alpharad

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Not only is voting sexy, it is also hot.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

:))

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

birfday cat

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

someone plz use the pickup line “damn baby do you fart with that ass?” and tell me how it goes

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

my back is gonna be shaped like the letter C before quarantine ends

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

mocking someone for being a virgin is like mocking someone for being a gamer because they’re the exact same thing haha nice up top 🖐

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Some of y’all think “I disagree” is a personality

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

2 years

so we’re really out here trying to send dick pics to E.T.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

slide to the left slide to the left criss cross criss cross crist cross christ cross christ died on the cross for your sins accept jesus into your heart or burn in hell for all of eternity cha cha real smooth

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

I know I’m a clown but I really do hope y’all enjoy my videos I work so hard on them bitches lol

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

I was that douchebag at the airport today

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daniel thrasher

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2 years

stupid fact for the people who watch my stuff: Hoodie Guy is me. Daniel is the character.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

I came. I saw. I conquered. But most importantly? I came.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Some of my music stuff starts off as a genuinely heartfelt piece with alternative lyrics that I eventually shape into comedy because I’m an emotional coward. Basically my channel is a massive parody of myself. I am my own Weird Al. Anyways Squarespa—

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Normalize sleeping for 12 hours a day

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

my favorite thing to do when I close out of twitter is to immediately forget that I closed out of twitter and then reopen twitter

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

had my first panic attack in years tonight so that’s kinda neat :) any quick tips that worked for you? :) i’m still coming down from it :) :)

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

2 years

today i learned that you can literally cure 1,000 people of blindness and people will still find a way to bitch about it

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

remember: the only difference between “happiness” and “sadness” is how you spell them and what they mean

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Imagine: 1. You tell your supporters not to mail in their ballots. 2. You see the mail-in ballots come in. They’re mostly for the other guy. 3. You’re surprised about it.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

Ok real talk what is the sexiest car in your opinion? I wanna see what y’all got

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

OnlyFans banning sexually explicit content is like twitter banning hashtags

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

my resolution is to never be horny in 2022 to ensure this, at 11:59pm this evening (los angeles time) i will throw my penis into the fireplace, fulfilling a satanic prophecy as noted in the forbidden book, “At the Southern Table” by Paula Deen. 1 like = 1 awareness

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

important update

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

“before you can truly simp for others, you must first learn to simp for yourself” - master oogway

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

why have dinner when you can have a few oreos and a fistful of bbq chips amirite ladies

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Nobody uses the word “joke” anymore. Y’all be like “that’s a good meme” at a stand-up comedy show

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

is it just me or are bots destroying the youtube comments section

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

Make art for yourself. If others like it, great. But if you make something YOU would want to see, your time was never wasted.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

hey guys not to get political or whatever but donde esta la biblioteca

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

ok but why do i wake up tired

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

i’m so hungry i could literally eat like a meal or a light snack or perhaps some cashews

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

I'm working on a video that's gonna take about a month to finish and I firmly believe will blow your minds.

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

my lactose intolerant and IBS-having ass just ordered two extra cheese pizzas tonight so this is goodbye I guess

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

someone sent me a riddle and I think I nailed it

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

I have a new favorite app

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 months

ok what was I saying here

Fine, Call Me Kathy

@CoolMeKath

4 months

. @ThrasherDan at my graduation??? Hello????

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

i’m on set for a commercial right now and i can’t say anything but y’all are gonna shit your pants when you see this lmaooo

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

JACOB COLLIER JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TIKTOK WHATTTT I’M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

Yesterday I watched my cat pin down a big ass fly, let it loose, catch it again, release it again, catch it one last time, and then eat it. I’m scared.

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

Neat!

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

It’s JOEL’S BIRTHDAY TODAY! @roomieofficial EVERYONE SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HIM GO

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

imposter syndrome is being a real bitch today

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

roses are red violets are blue my back hurts why it do that

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

this is how I invite my youtuber friends to come hang just so you’re all aware

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

STOP LIKING YOUR OWN COMMENTS. YOU AIN’T SLICK. WE CAN ALL SEE IT.

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

DUDE I’M ON FAMILY GUY??

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

but have we tried turning the earth off and then back on again?

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

Sometimes when leaving my house I say to my cats “bye dogs!“ because I am a comedic genius and cannot be stopped

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

I fucking love being a YouTuber

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

people who say "single as a pringle" have never seen a pringles can bc there's at least like 10 or 15 chips in there

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

Whitey will wake up from a nap and just stare at me all sleepy for a while

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

what have i become

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

I have yet to meet someone as bad at time management as I am

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

i just want to be great

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daniel thrasher

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2 years

she’s a 10 but she loses 3, how many does she have hurry guys the teacher is coming

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

i seriously think i've forgotten how to person

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

your brain basically lives vicariously through a meat puppet

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

hey could everyone do me a favor and stop masturbating it’s grossing me out thanks

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

for halloween i will be depressed

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

grab him by the twitter

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

it’s always “wreck me daddy” and never “how are you, father?” 😞

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

some guys prefer tits, others prefer ass. me? i prefer the supple bosom of jesus christ

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

I don’t think I’ve gone outside in like 5 days lol

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

not tryin’a flex here but this just came in the mail

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daniel thrasher

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2 years

the biggest lie you’ll ever tell yourself is “i’ll wake up early and finish it in the morning”

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daniel thrasher

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4 years

just discovered WOMEN have nipples too????

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daniel thrasher

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3 years

tik tok has the magical ability to ruin any song

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

He’s in her ear like “so a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar”

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

4 years

heal your eyes with a picture of my pussy

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

3 years

POV first date w/me - she: so tell me a little bit about yourself me: i am lactose intolerant she: haha me: no really, this fettuccine alfredo is about to cause a fucking problem she: lol you’re so funny me: i am going to shit myself immediately

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daniel thrasher

@ThrasherDan

2 years

wee wee or whatever