Do you REALLY know which fantasy QBs weren't flaming piles of water garbage?
The TGS Score does. We took:
🧠Top 5 finishes %
🧠Top 10 finishes %
🦡QB13 or worse %
It added up how QBs ranked in each category to see who was consistently prettay prettay good
Tiny Thread ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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I'd like to officially confirm that country artist Taylor Swift and I have rumored to be "hanging out"
Unrelated, the NFL Week 2 awards are out via
@ThisGuySucksFF
featuring Jason Segel & Aldous Snow:
🌶️Forgetting Terrance Marshall🍆
🎧Apple/Spotify⬇️
Jaylen Warren breaks 3 tackles and spins backward for a first down
Najee Harris gets stuffed twice for no gain
Jim and Tony "Man these two work well together!"
1. Brock Purdy
2. Dak Prescott
3. Jordan Love
4. Matthew Stafford
5. Lamar Jackson
These are the only 5 QBs with a better EPA/Play than Geno Smith during Weeks 10-18 of 2023
🌶️Blind Date🍆
@DaveKluge
drops by the studio despite having too much going on business-wise
🧨SFB13 reflections
🧨Best decade for music
🧨A day in the life of a FF analyst
🧨Genuine hot takes vs fake ones
🧨I Think You Should Leave capturing the zeitigest
Check it out on
It’s a new era in New England: the Patriots have hired Jerod Mayo as their next head coach and he will be formally introduced at a press conference next week, a source tells ESPN.
Put some headphones over your ear holes and check out the podcast that Ebaumsworld is calling “a revolutionary advancement of analytical commentary, or whatever”
Blind Date w/ Kevin Tompkins was so good that some might call it luck. I like to call it... well, luck, I guess. So what?
@ktompkinsii
makes the takes rain as we go in on:
🥪Being authentic in the FF world
🥪Why you shouldn't fight in front of the POTUS
🥪2023 NFL landmines
Blind Date with
@RyanKennedy_22
is out now!
The fantasy football veteran/dance-floor enthusiast stops by to lament the players that got away, preview top positional players for 2023, and process whether or not Aaron Rodgers has had a successful career
Starting Christmas Day, we’ll have this weeklong football stretch:
December 25th: NFL game
December 26th: NFL game
December 28th: NFL games
December 29th: NFL games
December 30th: NFL game
December 31st: College Football Quarterfinals
January 1st: College Football Quarterfinals
🌶️Blind Date🍆
@DadBodBrett
brings the fantasy advice & dad jokes that you know you’ve been withdrawing from
🐬Is Jonathan Taylor back?
🐬Staying positive online
🐬Why trade talks feel so dirty
🐬Dolphins skill projections
and more
YouTube:
🌶️Blind Date drop🍆
@FF_LeapOfFaith
, CoFounder of
@WomenOf_FF
, drops by for a show packed with more fire than a Sunny D Vodka Seltzer as we go in on:
🥂Proper mock draft conduct (or misconduct)
🥂Succession season finale
🥂Which Hard Seltzer is currently king?
🥂Fantasy
We got all the Week 7 awards, our fantasy folks
1. The "Jerk Store" award
2. The "Shrinkage" award
3. The "You're Dam Right It's Me" award
4. The "They Hate Me So Much, I'm Starting To Like em" award
5. The "We're Not Breaking Up" award
and plenty more
Week 7 NFL Fantasy Awards featuring George Costanza
"The league was angry that day, my friends. Like a 1st year player trying to send his waiver wire scraps for your AJ Brown"
10 Awards
20 minutes
1 Jerk Store
@ThisGuySucksFF
Podcast link here⬇️⬇️⬇️
Blind Date w/ Scott Simpson is here for the American working man because that's who we are, and that's what we care about
@NimblewNumbers
from
@FFMillionaires
jumps in without asking questions to help us understand:
🍑Common DFS pitfalls
🍑WR2 Theory
🍑A
Episode 4 of Blind Date is up and running
The off-season interview project continues as we get a peak behind the curtain of analysts/creators from the NFL/ fantasy football community
If you haven’t listened before, this is a A+ episode to check out
Blind Date w/ Jaggery May is cooking!
@FantasyBluechip
drops in super hot as we wonder:
🔥"What our 1st crush would say to us now?"
🔥"Why can't Trey Lance get the benefit of the doubt?"
🔥"Is Mac Jones..good?"
Spotify/Apple-
YT-
🌶️Blind Date🍆with Tom Strachan is here, it’s real, and it is spectacular
@NFL_TStrack
from Underdog/FantasyPros turns in a pro performance as we dig into:
🌋The case for & against Anthony Richardson
🌋Single-rider queues
🌋Incorporating NFL schedules into drafts
🌋Why isn't
🌶️Blind Date🍆with Peter Howard is full of so much good will that it’s practically tax-deductible
@pahowdy
from
@DLFootball
takes the stage in an extended interview as we hash out:
🐎How the Twitter algorithm affects us as content creators
🐎Vacated targets: an epidemic?
🐎QBs
Don't forget to check out the latest episode which covers the intricacy of coach speak and what we should be taking away from it.
The guys review quotes from some if our favorite NFL coaches:
Sean McVay
Dan Campbell
Mike McDaniel
Andy Reid
And much more.
🌶️New Episode🍆
@CoachspeakIndex
is here to guide us through the maze that is modern NFL coachspeak.
Greg has brought an original & much-needed voice to the fantasy football space, helping us decode the coaches that hold our lineups hostage.
Show link:
If you're looking for a 20 minute mindf*ck to get you refreshed for tomorrow's NFL games, check out the Week 4 awards to remind yourself who continues to piss us off the most
🚨NFL Week 4 Awards🚨
𝘙𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦
Dalton said "pain don't hurt" but he probably never rostered Kyle Pitts or Darren Waller
Join me for 20 minutes handing out some rather unpleasant awards.
Listen here:
Apple:
Spotify:
Blind Date w/ Andrew Cooper is real & it is spectacular
Lead NFL analyst for Fantasy Alarm and outed Pitbull defender
@CoopAFiasco
makes his way to the stage with some bourbon as we:
🥃Pinpoint what the FF community misunderstands about TE/QB
🥃Nominate
A source at Vanity Fair just called the latest episode of Blind Date with The Fantasy Football Dad “The most complete fantasy football podcast in the history of modern entertainment”
You wouldn’t want to miss that, would you?
Blind Date w/ The Fantasy Football Dad is the amuse bouche you need for the weekend!
@TFFDad
is here to help with life's great mysteries, such as:
🍺Nominating QB busts for 2023
🍺Picking the best SNL cast of all time
🍺Discussing how being a dad impacts
🏆NFL Week 1 Awards🏆
Season premier of This Guy Sucks brings 16 awards in 20 minutes using It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as a theme, such as:
The Wildcard
Flaccid/Erect award
Wolf Cola award
Bangin Hoors award
Don't Stun Gun a Legend
Listen Here:
John came on and laid out a beautiful case for a a few guys being overlooked already.
Might be nice to get on on the ground floor before the word is out
Draft is over and we had some guys already on a team see their stock rise . I went on
@ChuckBassFF
‘s “This Guy Sucks” podcast to talk about some sleepers that we love
Wait, what’s that?
You…you thought I was taking a break from my Blind Dates to work on myself?
That costs money
Blind Date w/ Ryan Kennedy does not
@RyanKennedy_22
joins the showgram as we:
🍩Lament the FF picks that got away
🍩Preview top positional
Blind Date w/ LWOS' Mike Kashuba will make you realize you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
@LWOS_MikeKash
comes flying in off the top rope as we hammer out:
🍾Transitioning from Anchor RB➡️zero RB
🍾What's up with China?
🍾Steelers/Seahawks seasonal previews
🍾Secret
🌶️Blind Date🍆
@AlexCaruso
walks Blind Date season to its door and politely thanks it for a wonderful evening with:
🍿Jonathan Taylor fallout
🍿Twitter content methods
🍿Mind-blowing ADPs
🍿Sunday drinks/hangover cures
🍿Tony Pollard time
Watch here⬇️
Another vaguely inappropriate but fully committed episode in the books!
Tune in for Free Agency reactions, March Madness predictions, and the worst fantasy draft picks of all time
Blind Date w/ JB Barry!
@FantasyCoachJB
& I commit softcore assault on NFL FA w/ live reactions to the weakest signings since my Game of Thrones petition
Also:
🔥CBB
🔥WOAT FF picks
🔥Ranking
@FantasyBesties
?
YT-
Spotify/Apple-
Blind Date with Kyle Lindemann is out!
@LuckIsMadeFF
joins the stage as we:
🔥Recount awful fantasy memories
🔥Determine which coach needs a Chris Rock slap
🔥Set prices for a well-made cocktail
+ much more
Spotify/Apple:
Youtube:
@Jamey_Messina
@ChuckBassFF
Of course you're such a coward you would throw the block out
Go ahead and throw me on your website and sell me as a sticker so other people can continue to not buy your shit products