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@Theman_500

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@Theman_500
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5 months
@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂😂 Kimani na mbona hizi mistari yako yote haijai naza Eve 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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13 days
How I wish hii mvua ingenipata kwa crib yangu ni hug duvet kidogo
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@Theman_500
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5 months
@Lydiawarui2 Ako na Pete 😭😭😭
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Madem waliacha kutuchukulia hoodie siku hizi wanaenda na jersey
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@Theman_500
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21 days
@kuwamocho_ Waaah only fans inabuy gari kwani
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@Theman_500
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14 days
Bro before umwage ndani think twice pambers Si shilingi mbili
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Unaenda hoteli unaitisha soup unapewa maji wameeka royco na royco na viazi 😂
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@Theman_500
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12 days
Kumbe married guys hunyimwa pia 😂😂😂 naskia mwenye ako hapa next room anaambiwa usinishike mimi 😂😂😂
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@Theman_500
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27 days
Wengine wetu venye tumeingia kwa nyumba hakuna kutoka tena hadi Monday
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Mnakulana mtu vizuri na styles deadly halafu anakuharibia moods na this is just not sex right?
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@Theman_500
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5 months
@marto254_ Pure scam that renovation is just a way of looting money
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Content leo imekataa kuwa influencer Si rahisi 😭😭😂
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Tiktok is not meant for single people wtf did I just watched 😔
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@Theman_500
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3 months
@_oduk No we are not going in this tribal politics
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@Theman_500
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4 months
Nyakundi in the morning nicknamed Kimani Ichungwa Muka wa Ruto na nikaa Jina imemshika it's now trending 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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17 days
I always say ogopa madem some dude amemake dem wake public and guess what he got dumbed 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Pesa ni kitu ingine ya maajabu sana uko nayo leo kesho hauna 😭,,
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Nilikuwa nadhani me ni mchafu hadi nikaenda high school, huko msee alikuwa anavaa trouser wiki tatu hadi ananuka peperu 😂
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Pressure ya tiktok msituletee huku please, eti who is kibanja kwendeni huko maliseni udaku yenyu na wamama wenzako kwa hyo app
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Kuna phone calls zingine unaogopa ku receive saa Ile mko na pero especially zile za mabestie those bitches instead akusalimie anakuita Umbwa 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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@Theman_500
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3 months
@RodgersKipembe Waaah enyewe they are evil yaani they are willing to sacrifice wananchi for their own personal gain
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Hata uweke gospel ukicheza aviator wembe ni ulele 🥲🥲
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Waambie this is not a coup it's the power of the people in Bangladesh citizens have occupied up to the rooftop of the state House
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@Theman_500
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12 days
Let's settle this debate once and for all, which one do you prefer tiktok clips, Instagram reels or Facebook reels
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Sijai elewa mbona saa Ile bado relationship iko new you just feel araused every time time mkichat Lakini after 1 month the disire inapotea 🥲
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Nikaa Citam churches are ment for the financially stable guys in the society hapa sija ona ata mtu mmoja anaingingia hyo church na footsubishi
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Hakuna kitu ngumu saa Ile mko na mbogi yako ka tutakula nini supper 🥲
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Siku madem watarealize being gifted with flowers is not a sign of love atatuwai pata mabibi most men do it unwillingly to please them
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@Theman_500
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1 month
It's that day of the week Walevi wasifu pombe ka ni chakula
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@Theman_500
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23 days
@Kimuzi_ Kenyans politics are so depressing I remember my uncle used to buy gazeti Kila siku and really complaining about what's going on in Kenya he was very disgusted with the kind of corruption going on, he wanted change for kenya but saa hii nikaa aligive up siku hizi anafanya farming
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@Theman_500
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Cool kids are the most broke people I have ever met kwao wako na pesa Lakini ikifika kwa kuchunga mzinga hawananga ata bob ni luku tu wameweza
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Weeeh madem huku nje are fearless buana wanakuambia nimekumark na lazima nikudinye 😂
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@Theman_500
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1 month
My celebrity crushie used to be Arianna Grande but the day nilirealize siwezi gonga hyo kitu mambo na celebraty crush iliishia hapo
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Ugly niggas tunakapitia ndo tubag dem hizi streets na hii sura ngumu we need to work extra hard to compete na hawa majamaa wamebarikiwa na sura halafu the ironical part ni ile hawa majamaa wako na sura doesn't appreciate the number of ladies at his disposal
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@Theman_500
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Tangu uanze kujua hii mambo ya tabia mbaya ushaifkiria about couple goals
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@Theman_500
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What I have learned over the years is money can't satisfy a women you can be sorting her bills and upkeep  but she will still have guts to see other men behind your back
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@Theman_500
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17 days
Single men we already have Sandy other ladies kwendeni huko
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Hakuna watu walevi hii TL ka madaktari
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@Theman_500
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Akiangai nikikumbuka niliwai gongwa thao kunyoa box pekee on my first time in Nairobi natokwa na uhasimu 😭
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Ruto expects Jimmy Wanjigi akuwe tensed Lakini msee anatoka hide out ka ako energized than never before 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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16 days
Who come up with this kukatiana it's a waste of time Si tungekuwa tu kama kuku unakimbiza mwenye umependa unashikilia nywele kana pend over na kana kupea
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Wakale si wabaya vile shida ni wanaeza runaway with your heart ki~Faith Kipyegon 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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10 months
@marto254_ You learn from other man failures bro, thats why his valuntered kutuambia ukweli behind the scenes
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@Theman_500
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Hip hop za siku hizi is total bullshit zile za tukiwa high school was a real deal
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@Theman_500
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Naamka ka Nimekimbia kwa Fabrizio na napata Sancho alishafika Chelsea 😊
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Ka mnakula hadi mabestie how to expect to feel the goodness of being with one
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Hakuna kitu hubore ka kuingia titkok ukiwa na intention ya kuonaehaga halafu motivational talks ipop up kwa wingi
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@Theman_500
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It's only in Kenya where dem atakuita stingy kwa sababu umekataa kumfanyia what her parent should have done
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@Theman_500
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2 months
As a man kuna tu madem huwa unatamani kuassociate nao not because of beauty nor sexual favour's but the way they think, hustle and kujituma huku nje
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@Theman_500
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3 months
@ArapTilingi Such leaders ndo wanfanya Eldoret isigrow they are always roaming about tribalism
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Imebaki kidogo tu, turudi kwa "ntakucall game ikiisha" 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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8 months
@Bookten8 Ukuje uambukize mtoto wake na tabia ya unamix cabbage na maharakwe😂😂😂
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@Theman_500
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3 months
@Goddie_Ke Huyu huwa anahubiri Vitu inamake sense buana,, ambia afungue youtube yake tutawatch
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@Theman_500
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3 months
Gen z wamefanya hadi president hawezi announce mahali anaenda 😂😂😂
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Kwani na hao motivational speakers wote hakuna mwenye anatoka kwa familia inajiweza everyone always walikuwa wanasomea na mishumaa
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Expect Manchester united slander by Fullham at time like this tomorrow, thir couch Ten Hag just admitted they are not ready
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@Theman_500
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Umaskini inaeza kufanya ukuwe motivation speaker mwingine mnoma sana hii tl 😂
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Mathe anauliza natembea aje pekee yangu na ni weekend 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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As much we trash madem hao watu husaidia sna ukiwa na dem who truelly cares under her leadership sahau over spending instead anakushow project to channel that money irudi na profits
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Watu walikuwa na connection kupata attachment don't know how difficult it is to secure a job in Kenya
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@Theman_500
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When you are broke business ideas hukuwa mob hadi unajiona ukipata pesa utakuwa millionaire
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Venye Philippines wanaact soap operas unaeza dhani love is everything in this world
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@Theman_500
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@Theman_500
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Find love guys nishaambiwa good morning hyo yenyu sitaki leo 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Barchelor boys tunateseka sna na hii weather jamani
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3 months
@kabetes Bro is tweeting in his grave 🫡
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@Theman_500
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9 months
@polo_kimanii Achana na hiyo unakumbuka Ile ya pinguins😂😂, Kuna hapo walikuwa wanaimba pingu pingu
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@Theman_500
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9 months
2024 blessing's ishaanza mapema🙏 thanks bro @MrRightke
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@Theman_500
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1 month
Yaani Alicia Kanini aliamua kuuza pudesh kabsa naona hadi omwami amelipwa kupromote 😂😂
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@Theman_500
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11 months
@marto254_ Tumia opportunity ka bado uko na chance
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@Theman_500
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3 months
@Nyaberih_ My instincts inaniambia Al shabab is being funded without hyo ya mandera was just a start and a major one might come to divert attention from the ongoing Gen z protest and demands
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@Theman_500
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Jimmy Wanjigi respect man 🫡
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@Theman_500
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@_oduk Ilifika CNN live kitambo
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@Theman_500
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@city_digest Acha tu wakuwe na kiburi 2027 tell her a 19 year old vote counts when it's comes to 2027 election
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@Theman_500
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System has always been ya Majambazi how does Attorney General Dorcas Oduor represents Masengeli
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@Theman_500
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Fuck adulthood man I feel like iam to young to be depressed about money 😢
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Mps we are watching the vetting very closely you better not allow a guy who has been taken to court because of corruption pass
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@Theman_500
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Hii app nayo huwezi make it pekee yako togetherness make you thrive
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@Theman_500
The_man
2 months
Chelsea we've got 41 players and we can't pick the right ones to play
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@Theman_500
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5 months
@MrRightke Grauchi but kuna mwingine upcoming anaitwa Niido bro is out of this world
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@Theman_500
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This is the best premier league game so far
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@Theman_500
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Acha watu wakuite mchoyo but be selfish with your money this mfs won't help you when you are broke
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@Theman_500
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Weeh things changed very fast from chasing the bag every morning to chasing sufuria's 🥲
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@Theman_500
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Things fall apart!
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Hii Kenya ya saa hii ukidai mrembo be ready to spend
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@Theman_500
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2 months
Ata afadhali Olympics inaanza itukeep busy hadi next month tushtukie epl imerudi
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