King Trout @The_King_Trout Twitter profile

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New meme template just dropped

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My momma says I’m special. Not special like unique or anything, special like retarded.

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Holy fucking shit.

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@TheAKGuy @TheOmniLiberal Mocks a man who was murdered protecting his family- eats another man’s cum. Yeeeeep checks out.

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After last nights hilariously one-sided “debate” register to vote nerds.

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Can’t wait to find out which YouTuber is a pedophile this week.

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A woman will move into your house and start filling it with worthless shit like pictures of people you love and hand soap.

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@LibertyCappy One of these days I hope I get the chance to meet @The_King_Trout He seems so cool and doesn’t afraid of anything

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4 months

This shiny faced motherfucker looks like the type of kid who cried at recess @RepTonyGonzales

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Bro stop tailgating me- I just had 9 beers and I’m trying to focus.

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19 days

Just told the burned out TSA Agent who was professionally describing the method by which he was going to touch my penis to: “just give me a fucking HJ dude- I really don’t fucking care anymore.”

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3 months

Found this while cleaning my Argentinian grandpa’s garage. Can someone help me identify it? For some reason he gets really quiet when you ask him about the war.

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@TonyGonzales4TX Oooh, ooh, now tell us about your voting record when it comes to protecting the Second Amendment and securing the border.

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2 months

@MAstronomers “Man, it sure is hard to piss with a boner”

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1 month

If God didn’t want us to drink and drive he wouldn’t have put cup holders in cars.

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My prediction for the Trump vs Harris 2024 electoral map if California was Minnesota

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27 days

pls respond

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Medieval peasants would have loved Red 40

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1 month

Adding “lol” to the end of my text so you don’t think that I fucking hate you and your entire bloodline.

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@JoeBiden Biden’s account posted more than a dozen tweets during the debate in which he couldn’t form a coherent thought and no one is asking who is currently running the country while this dementia patient geriatric is the president. “Good job! You answered all the questions!”

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2 months

If tax evasion is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

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Ass sweat so bad I can’t tell if I shit myself

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1 month

Just saw got cut off by some moron, then looked over and saw it was a woman who not only was driving, but without a hijab. Next thing you know they’ll be voting and going out in public without a man’s permission. smh 😔

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3 months

You wrote about a child gangbang in detail- your opinions are invalid you stupid cokehead fuck

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3 law officers killed and 5 wounded in Charlotte while trying to serve a warrant. Ain’t guns wonderful.

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1 month

President Grandpa vs a guy who can form a sentence

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2 months

Augustus Gloop deserved to almost drown in the chocolate river. Gluttonous little German fuck.

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2 months

“Halloween is a better holiday that Christmas” is just a long-winded way of saying that your parents are divorced.

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2 months

Chat, is this real?

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3 months

Another long day of ingesting microplastics and Red 40 while scrolling through Reddit and watching mainstream media. 😮‍💨 I love being an effeminate zombie that reiterates the opinions I’m fed. It’s so much easier than experiencing the nightmare we’re all living in.

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My mind is in a constant battle between deciding if women doing that baby-talk voice is cute and kinda hot- or gross and fucking weird. Context is insanely important when it comes to this issue.

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8 months

Full auto 7.62 like I’m from some shithole country.

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18 days

Get OWNED Libs 🤣 #truck #libsgettingowned #trucks #manual #insurancefraud

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4 months

Imagine calling Easter “Transgender Day of Visibility.” gtfo with this horseshit

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4 months

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate the joy, strength, and absolute courage of some of the bravest people I know. Today, we show millions of transgender and nonbinary Americans that we see them, they belong, and they should be treated with dignity and respect.

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2 months

🥰 Hello bastard, private call now. 😍

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@ThePewPewJew Why is @The_King_Trout trying to solicit you sex?

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3 months

@GunloverClub1 If you can hit a target, who fuckin cares? lol It ain’t a fuckin fashion show. Anyone who has an opinion about the appearance but not performance of a rifle is gay as fuck

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3 months

We live in a morbidly obese society where morbidly obese people find reasons to cope and whine instead of actually eating healthy and exercising- because that’s not the easy way out.

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Personal injury attorneys be named Dick “THE HAMMER” Buttfuckson and their phone number is just a bunch of 4’s

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2 months

🥰 Hello bastard, private call now. 😍

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2 months

Instagram has killed my business. I’m not a legal mind, but can I sue them for not taking sexual solicitation seriously or doing anything to stop it? I have reported it many times and it never happened. Yet, I post something gun related and I get my business shut down.

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6 months

@MayoIsSpicyy If dogs could talk- which breeds would be allowed to say the n-word?

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4 months

Had a dream I went to Denny’s- ate the Grand Slam, then had violent diarrhea. The waitress just woke me up from it; Thank God- but someone ate my Grand Slam, and man does this place smell like someone shit their pants.

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Haven’t played a game of hide and seek in probably 20 years. Think I might pick that back up as a hobby.

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3 months

Just tryna get my house as cozy as a Bass Pro Shop men’s room.

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4 months

One day I hope to be wealthy enough to afford pistachios.

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2 months

@GunloverClub1 I don’t notice anything specifically, but my father always used to tell me to never brandish a weapon. I wonder why these young men never got that advice?

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6 months

Don’t be that guy. #SuperBowl

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10 months

Every. Single. Time. #america #usa #news #media #guns #firearms #gunviolence #psyop

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3 months

If at first you don’t succeed- fuckin give up bro lmaoo what are you doing? You fucked it up the first time, why do you think you should try again you fuckin loser lmaoo

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3 months

Ayo what country is this?

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2 months

@DonutOperator @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap @Fat_Electrician Best job I ever had

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6 months

Tuck’s interview with Putin goes to show that regardless of beliefs or nationality- politicians can talk for-fuckin- ever without providing a single answer to the simple goddamned question they were asked.

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@juliethardt Mashallah I shall not be tempted by your question, but inshallah 8 & 12 are ideal- obviously

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@TonyGonzales4TX spagett

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9 months

842 Follower Milestone! 🎉 Face reveal time!

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6 months

“Do your parents know you’re gay?” I ask. “No!” the fool responds quickly- unwittingly falling directly into the trap I’ve placed for him. A devious grin grows across my face. “Your parents don’t know that you’re gay?” I ask rhetorically as the playground erupts with laughter.

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7 months

Go shoot shit, nerd. #guns #firearms #shooting #merica #americakicksass

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Give it a shot ❤️ #dating #love #ghosting #women #men

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2 months

Go watch my newest YouTube video or we’re not friends.

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8 months

Imagine how much food you would have to consume to be an obese vegan lol

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Vegans paying homage to the fallen at the meat counter.

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6 months

When I was 17, a coworker ranted for 15 minutes about how lucky I was to have such a fast metabolism and how one day it would catch up with me like it did her- then cried when I pointed out that she had eaten 960 calories worth of fun sized Twix bars over the course of her rant.

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My multitasking skills are off the charts. I can eat a cheeseburger, smoke a cigarette, scroll through memes on my phone, and drink a case of beer- all while driving a truck with a manual transmission. 😏

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@DonutOperator

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@SameeraKhan If you’re so feminine and attractive, why did you have a plastic surgeon do all that shit to your face? Lol

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6 months

Light loafer bois will disagree #trucks #dating #men #women #loveofmylife #bluecollar #merica #classictrucks

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8 months

Cavewomen be like- “Me want caveman who hunt two caribou and have three bear pelt.” - but meanwhile them no gather no berries. smh🙄

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I’m going to miss him so much

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BREAKING: US Navy Vet and Youtuber Brandon Herrera killed while fighting in Ukraine

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10 months

But your honor, I said: “-in Minecraft.”

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9 months

People who don’t text and drive- What do you do to keep from getting bored while behind the wheel?

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8 months

I’m 30, and not retarded.

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I’m 86 & I’ll proudly be voting to re-elect both President Biden AND Vice President Kamala Harris in 2024. Pass it on.

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6 months

Ate what can only be described as a deconstructed take on some classic Americana fare this evening. (I got drunk and ate 3 slices of bread, rolled up lunch meat in a tube and ate it, sprinkled cheese into my mouth, then ate however many pickles I stabbed with a fork in the jar)

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3 months

What’s that they say about people who live in glass houses?

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Not a joke.

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TOP SECRET WINTER HACK ❄️🤫🤐 #guns #firearms #pewpew #hacks #ar15 #airsoft

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5 months

Shouts out to the friend who engages in conversation with the Uber driver while everyone else is hanging on for dear life

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11 months

I’m good. 👍 #mentalhealth #imgood #dissasociation #anxiety #depression

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8 months

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness must have fucking sucked at spending money

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7 months

Neato. Now tell us about the time you went on a trip paid for by to the DNC to visit Biden at the Whitehouse. I independently advocate for American’s rights as afforded to the them in the Constitution and Bill of Rights because my principles aren’t for sale like yours are.

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The GOP is paying hundreds of Gen-Z “influencers” to help Donald Trump get elected in 2024. I’m a Gen-Zer in Georgia, helping re-elect Joe Biden for free! Democracy always wins. RT and follow to join the fight against fascism!

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10 months

Why is the number of women I have met who casually mention that they used to fall asleep with a hairdryer in their bed for comfort more than 3??? Zero. That number of people should be zero.

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1 year

Being told by a stranger that I remind them of Dale Gribble is one of the greatest compliments I have ever received.

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1 year

Follow King_Trout on TikTok and Insta

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POV: t r u l k #relatable

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11 months

Only good things 🌸 | Follow King_Trout on TikTok, Insta, and YT #politics #usa #america #obviouslythisisajoke

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@heatherlynnoh And just when I thought there was only ONE Glock product I could put in my mouth!

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10 months

If God didn’t want us to drink and drive, he wouldn’t have put cup holders in cars.

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5 months

“John Q” but instead of holding the hospital hostage to save your son, you just want your foreskin back.

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1 year

Some Japanese dude sitting in traffic, late for work in Hiroshima at 8:14am August 6th, 1945 after spilling coffee on his shirt: “Oh great! How could this day get any worse?!”

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11 months

Very dishonorable. #wwii #history #america #japan #kamikaze

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11 months

Pro-tip: Burn recyclables to ensure they don’t accidentally end up in the ocean.

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1 year

Just learned about masturbation. You guys are touching your dicks? That’s gay.

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7 months

Hard pass from me bud. @chrisdmowrey #america #freedom #2ndAmendment #iactuallyhavebeliefsthatwerentpurchasedbyapoliticalpartyALLEGEDLY

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8 months

Starting to think that this lifestyle of back-breaking manual labor, booze, cigarettes, energy drinks, and gas station food may not be indefinitely sustainable. 🤔

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@ykkswb Degenerate whores

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10 months

Sometimes you have to pretend rocks and stars have magical powers if you want to get laid.

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7 months

Waiting for a package to be delivered is the closest an adult can come to re-experiencing the magic of Christmas morning as a child.

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11 months

I’m in your walls rn

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1 year

Just learned there are “French Canadians.” And just when I thought Canadians couldn’t get any worse.

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5 months

Grocery store- awww fuck Went to high school together “Hey man! How you been?!”

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11 months

Gross, just remembered France exists. 🤮

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11 months

In an awkward position where I can’t write my thoughts down without it being called a “manifesto.”

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7 months

Girls in 2024: Stop gaslighting and love-bombing me. Me: That’s so brave of you to make up. I never imagined meeting anyone who would be so good at misremembering things that didn’t happen. 😍 You’re such a unique kind of crazy.

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