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akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Snack Queen. she/her. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.

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Stay away from Uncle Andrew.
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Which one is your favourite?
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I am so sorry.
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Um....oh.
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Sorry but what the fuck
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Actual footage of me washing my tiddies in the shower. Morning x
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@redditships Gonna need this guy's phone number. I want to see ducks.
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Crikey.
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OH MY GOD THAT WATER BOTTLE HAS NO LID ON! WHAT'S THE PICTURE IN THE FRAME? WHAT ARE THE EXACT DIMENSIONS OF THAT BED?
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Okay. Here it is. My tale of "The Worst Poo I Ever Did (A True Story)" It's fairly long. Stick with me here.
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Not that any of you deserve it but I've had a shitty old week and I want some ego boosting validation. Latex in a hotel room that makes me look like a working Domme. Thirst post ahoy.
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Good morning from this Lego tiger's butthole.
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New hair, do care! Super sexy photo at the end for balance x
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Alright?
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A final car ride, a cheeseburger, nuggets, and a milkshake. My heart has joined the thousand for my friend stopped running today ๐Ÿ’”
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50p.
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@garyraikes2
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Four Boob Friday, etc. Little Honey Birdette for you pervs ๐Ÿ˜˜
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#NewProfilePic my little shadow โค๏ธ
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Feeling maself today and no you can't.
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Morning xo
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Today we went for a picnic, dressed like a king (I, a rabbit, because it's a good hood to cry into) and then put some spooky bats on for the last car ride โค๏ธ
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๐ŸŽถI've been drinking, I've been drinking๐ŸŽถ
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Press Night blah blah blah.
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Guyzzzz, that thing I was saying about that I couldn't talk about but was dead excited about. I got a NEW JOB! Means I have to leave the tour I'm doing but I'm going onto something bigger and juicer and I'm so excited but also sad. Yay for meee โค๏ธ
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*donk*
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To come home to one dog when you had 2 is sad enough, to come back to none....just leads and collars...is unbearably painful. These animals are never "just pets". I am utterly heartbroken :(
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Sun's in, tits oot.
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If you're going to leave Twitter, you can just shut your account quietly. You don't need your mate to write a paragraph about it and post it with your photo like you've died. I dunno, just my opinion ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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I'm not just a lingerie wearing hoebag, I'm a lingerie wearing hoebag that cooks a mean meal ;)
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Look, I don't want to brag but I bleached my own roots and melted purple into turquoise so basically I'm a colourist now.
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Just pouring on out for this dress that I returned today that I fucking LOVED but have no need to own. Maybe an event will come up and I can rebuy it but she's currently funemployed and can't be spending frivolously ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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OH MY GOD ANOTHER DOG IS NOW SITTING OPPOSITE ME. I DIDN'T THINK THIS JOURNEY COULD GET ANY BETTER.
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One last night rave for my best boy โค๏ธ
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12 venues, 145 shows. What an honour and privilege to work, and tour, with Sir Ian McKellen and John Bishop, et al, on Mother Goose. 5 month Panto? Completed it, mate ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŽ‰
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One last midnight rave with my boy. We didn't get very far but we still had fun.
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๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Yes, hello, thank you. Not with this tee obviously.
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@davidkurten Why donโ€™t you go and hang out with some then?
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So, you know, please forgive my inane ramblings on here while I tread a fine line between orange and red. This year has not been kind in so many ways. Iโ€™m struggling.
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Bit jealous tbh.
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Serving No-Full-Length-Mirror realness before dinner.
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@PrisonPlanet Very strong correlation between men who donโ€™t wear masks compared to men who donโ€™t wash or wipe their bums properly.
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The bestest goodest boy, I will miss him so much :(
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Lovely views here lads.
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#NewProfilePic back with a classic
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Giving it Boomtown minge my babe xo
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My velcro pup, mycology expert, furry therapist, doorbell extension, hiking buddy and a plethora of things in between. Thank you for being the Bestest Boy. I hope you've found Arnie. Run free on young legs my forever friends. I love you both so much ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ
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I bloody love bread, me
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Happy Saturday, lovers xo
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I don't like pile on tweets but he got me all prickly. Here's Nanny Khan and big fat faced baby me as tax.
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Bought Sid (and Arnie) back to the place of his last Really, Really Big Walk 2 years ago. Scattered part of them in that waterfall right there in the photo and sobbed. Then I went to Sainsburys and bought a cheese grater.
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Back on my bullshit in nature lads! Morninggggg.
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*SCREAMS*
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Just made "the" appointment for Arnie and now I feel SAD. Going to give him so many Secret Biscuits over the next 2 weeks. My little apple collector :(
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Giving it some minge for Jesus ๐Ÿ’ซ
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๐ŸŒท LIZZIE๐ŸŒท
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Christian women should be embarrassed and convicted if they post a thirst trap. Smh.
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Godammit
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Leotard of dreams โค๏ธ
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Anyone got his number..?
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Press Night ft. the best fan to ever grace the planet.
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Happy Christmas from me and the sprouts
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Been wild garlic picking haven't I.
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It's giving hungover old hag.
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Hahahaha happy anniversary-ish to me getting out the psych ward, not having to go back, and not shutting up about it since! I'm a superhero โค๏ธ
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Sheโ€™s gone. Not long after I left her this evening. Iโ€™m devastated. She was my whole heart.
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The top: The daytime lewk:
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Well done to my nephew for eating a 5 pence piece. Little twat.
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#NewProfilePic #yesitisme #sorrythatthereisnothinginthebackgroundforyoutocommenton #leavemealone
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She's serving new hat, hip dips, baby obliques, mismatched animal print, shit tattoos and and a sunscreen sheen ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ pics 3 and 4 for balance, obvs
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Always watched it with the volume dead low and subtitles on because I was definitely too young ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seeing two girls painting latex dresses onto each other is genuinely where my interest in latex came from ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Don't be shy...who watched it?
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I've been appointed the Minister for Bringing Back Fingering. Thank you for your support x
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Scattered the remainder of my boys in their favourite water spot, the Doggy Dip, today. The only place they wouldn't listen to commands if we were close because SWIMMING ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿพ
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Why is the one on the left dressed like a packet of Nurofen?
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three steaks pam
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good boy
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Arnie's ashes are back โค๏ธ I know it's basically a bunch of other dogs all mixed in together but they'll get to enjoy his favourite place too, The Doggy Dip, when I scatter them there ๐Ÿฅฐ
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*cums*
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Gonna recreate that hot dog gif. You know the one.
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๐Ÿšจ sick porn content warning ๐Ÿšจ watch with caution.
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Of course she did.
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Don't tell ๐Ÿ˜˜ x
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10 months
I'm just a really big Lindt ball.
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2 years
Bit thirsty
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Just a dreamy day tbh ๐Ÿฅฐ
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The world would be a better place with more people like Annabel Giles. Caring, selfless, fiery, full of great advice (that I never listened to because, well, me) and you could always rely on her for really good cyst/acne/blackhead popping videos.
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Something super duper wuper good happened today and I'm super pleased and happy and I feel good about it but I can't tell anyone yet but it's dead good I promise and I'll tell you all soon don't worry x
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Imagine being a Tory and being proud of it. Grim.
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I'm doing make up inspired by show characters this week. Red is hard. I look like a tired old emo with this unkemp fringe. Mmmm look at the shine on her.
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Dun a tattoo m8
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Hi there
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Just met this 12 week old Very Good Boy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Only a couple more walks with my old man ๐Ÿ˜”
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Where the "shut up and finger me" lanyard?
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Now everyoneโ€™s coming back in to the office, weโ€™ve upgraded our lanyards so we all know where weโ€™re comfortable. ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Going to a nature reserve.
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Gonna see how many animals around the world wanna see my tatas. The Trieste locals loved them. Neigh and moo.
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Did someone say #fishnetfriday ? She's out out, latex and all ;)
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IT'S BEEN SHIT OUT! Praise be! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Well done to my nephew for eating a 5 pence piece. Little twat.
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