Alexander. @The_Alexxxander Twitter profile

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Ignore 7pm hunger at your own peril, weyrey go return at 11 with cutlass

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@The_Alexxxander

7 years

Lashes FC shouting "CeeC went farther than Tobi tho" Show us Cheque for Distance covered 😁😁

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

This taxi driver nearly runs me over just now, I yell “it’s a zebra crossing fgs” chief yells back “Oga you be Zebra?” I was impressed tbh.

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2 years

The pidgin in Warri is different, lol, these man are speaking in tongues

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

Found out my wife eats bread and moi moi today, keep me in your prayers.

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

The assignment is Enjoyment! 🍝

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

I’ve played that Ogaranya jam 518 times this morning, see bop!

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Brand Value: Toyota: $30 Billion BMW (Makers of RR): $23Billion Units Sold worldwide: Toyota: 44.1 Million Rolls Royce: 39 Thousand Before you start your aspire to perspire.

KeleChi 🦹🏾‍♀️

@PluckyPrecious

5 years

When all you planned doesn’t happen right away, remember it takes 6months to build a Rolls Royce & 13hours for Toyota.

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5 years

I feel Good uno 🌼

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Friend of the Groom 💧

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Leaving Calabar after NYSC, aunt said “Be so focused on making your own way that any help you receive genuinely surprises you, No one owes you anything” I hit the ground running.

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@adetolaov

4 years

Question: What’s the best advice anyone has ever given you that dramatically changed how you viewed life or helped you achieve more or changed your course?

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

@Kena_Ewuru “With your legs on air” An OAP 🙌

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

4 years

40% Academia, 60% Military training. AFMS.

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

2 years

And are still failing at aesthetics, everything is light and bicycle.

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2 years

abuja restaurants discovered ambience and aesthetics and forgot how to make nice food

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5 years

Alhamdulilah! 💫

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

6 years

They failed!! Local league.

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

2 years

This rain is the public holiday they refused to give us, back to bed.

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

February!!

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

1 year

Ngl Rema was quite nice on that Ice Spice joint

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Ayy!

HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE⏱️🤤

@DrTSquare

4 years

Update your media alaye

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

Women will ask you if their dress is fine when you’re 1 hour late to the function, you look gorgeous babe. Make we dey go plis

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

#TheSoftUnion or Roc Nation Brunch if you may @LordVino @NupeMufasa @joeycrazype0ple @peterbunor11 @OOcharles_

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

Dead body, surplus.

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@lifeofa_g01

1 year

How did you dress to the last wedding you attended?

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4 years

Everything that could happen, happened this year, what a time to be alive.

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

08’ Many blessings.

𝗟𝘂'.

@ssc_zhith

1 year

August dump? Let’s have it.

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3 years

Bad boy Timz - Move! 🔥 🔥🔥

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

@kilonpop Darkness dey reduce calorie count, warm small rice

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

We gather dey! 2k sure today 🤝

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@Retrogodammed

4 years

I just reach site sef

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

She will first tell AMAC who gave her permit to cook in public, if AEPB don’t reach there first

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1 year

If this cookathon was done in Abuja it would have been dry as fuck.. dead guys

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

3 years

I beg your pardon, Wizkid is Bigger than which Nikki?

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3 years

11 years and man is bigger than Nikki.. I love the concept of time.

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

The coordination of protests is so sublime; Food, water, Lawyers, DJ, people don find love sef! We’re ready to lead this country!!

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

I got in my car and threatened to drive off to church and leave my wife and daughter, I have completed Nigerian fatherhood.

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

The People in charge of our safety should not be the reason we do not feel Safe, My sisters should go out without fear of Arrest. #AbujaPoliceRaidonWomen

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@The_Alexxxander

2 years

Mbappe was the best player at this World Cup

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Told my plumber I was going to the mechanics, car had been ready so I just picked up, got back, walked in the kitchen to a pot of indomie on the burner. Me and Plumber:

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

Lmao, that one na before, we need written consent now.

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

Una salary pass 50k?

Don✨️👑

@IAmDontweet

3 years

Try remove 50k from your salary to enjoy life, 💃🏼

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Those days of achieving Mitchellin, your head will not touch the ground, just one straight line on your back, the NAF job!!

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@The_Alexxxander

8 months

Tobiloba Olamide 👾

@Tobiloba_mide

9 months

31. Your face card !!!

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

Or just be happy for others.

Iseunife The First

@Shawnifee

3 years

Be happy for others. Your own time for celebration is coming

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

A league winning squad that will never win because this coach insists on foolishness

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

@godslovee2 @SubDeliveryZone Kindly open your DM, I might have something .

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Ghana food looks like they decide the components on the spot, “Bring Semo, add Sausage, throw Crayfish inside and pour engine oil”

Baban'Ghana

@BabaGhana2

4 years

We are back 😍😍😍😍 #AbujaTwitterCommunity #AbujaToTheWorld #abujachefs #Abuja

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

I leave small meat on the bone and scatter rice across the plate to uphold my family name.

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@vickymonn

6 years

How Nigerian are you ?

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Any list without Air Force Military School, Command, CSJ Vom and St Murumba is cap cap cappity cap!

JILIM

@i_jilim

5 years

Jos people i came across this ,how true is it ? Some schools are missing oo 😂

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Kids have the most brutal honesty, my nephews are quarreling and one says “that’s why you’ve started snoring like uncle Alex”

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@The_Alexxxander

7 months

God wey I go still later see.

Bonnie ✮

@Babybonnieee

7 months

50 billion dollars or 5 minutes with GOD?

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Let’s just have separate houses and visit each other then.

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5 years

Would you have separate rooms as a married couple ?

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4 years

@ade_megaa @Letter_to_Jack @Bolajuade Lol, normal level.

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

6 years

The biggest fraud is carving with powder, once you bath, end of beauty.

Dee

@tteri_za

6 years

O je kewa eng : (Barber Edition) 💈

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Fit be another man wey go claim am sef.

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4 years

Pls love yourself! Don’t fckin post any guy that lives Abuja.

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

Just discovered my homeboy brakes with his left leg and accelerates with his right, I’m losing my shit.

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

Mourinho would have Lost 2, Drawn 2 and won 1 from a late Fellaini header, Let us rejoice dear

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

Lmao, fine girl get gate fee?

Jesusbaby💎✨

@omohtee12

6 years

You want to date a fine girl, do you have money?

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4 years

@kilonpop I don on gas! All die na die.

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@The_Alexxxander

3 years

You cannot defeat turtleneck Dons, their grace na auto

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

3 years

. @INTERPOL_HQ Declares Nigerian Businessman Wanted For Multimillion-naira Ponzi Scheme, Investment Fraud | Sahara Reporters

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6 years

“He is rich, but is he happy?.”

Gucci icecream🪐

@EvansTed101

6 years

Name a scam

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Drop a picture of you at work

Tshirt Guy

@joeycrazype0ple

5 years

Drop a picture of you at work

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

@_playdoll_ I’m at the school, please pick your calls 😩

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

APC wins all 27 Chairmanship positions in IMO State, lol, We are just shouting on this Twitter.

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@The_Alexxxander

4 months

@TeTheGamer $Bet @BetMoreOnSol

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

1 year

How can I buy these as a civil servant on N67,500?.

perfume shazam!

@Cohannnnn

1 year

A lethal mix Amouage royal tobacco - N178,500 (tester pack 148500). Promise - N400,000 Vesparo - 92500 📸 : @bayojed

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@The_Alexxxander

3 months

They better open Bukka, there’s still time

district234

@district234wrld

3 months

Today makes it 3 years since AJEBO HUSTLERS dropped their debut album KPOS LIFESTYLE VOL.1. 💽💚 - What are your favourite songs off the album? 😁

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

What do you mean 24 years ago?

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

24 years ago today, ‘THE MUMMY’ was released in theaters.

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

Good, they should stay there, their clothes should be sent to them.

Laolu Akande

@akandeoj

6 years

Mr. President was already in Daura in Katsina State and the VP already in Lagos to vote this morning before the postponement just announced by INEC. This is truly disappointing, but the march to the Next Level continues. Nigeria will prevail

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@The_Alexxxander

1 year

Jos will never not feel like home man

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@The_Alexxxander

2 years

The manager of this hotel I stay at casually drops his wedding fabric at front desk for me and sends his banking details, I don sew the Kaftan dey wear go office, mutual crase 👍

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@The_Alexxxander

2 years

Jos people will tell you “it’s not too cold like that” whole time snow is falling

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

3 years

Send Help!!

🦍💪🏽 Zavage Z 👊🏽💯

@itsZavageZ

3 years

😂

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4 years

@joeycrazype0ple You go sleep outside today, stay jiggy on the pavement.

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4 years

Bruh!! Hushpuppi Stole, like plenty Stole.

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1 year

André 2500

Onyi Bobo Oku 💥

@UZOOR_LEE

1 year

I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world 😢

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@The_Alexxxander

4 years

If I relocate to port-harcourt, it’s these wings! @amy_naasin You know ball!!

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@The_Alexxxander

2 years

Buy Bitcoin!

defnot_big baby 🤭

@rejoice_yh

2 years

You meet your 18 year old self and you have just 4seconds to say something to him/her. What are you gonna say?

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

Quality Service! Thank you.

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

6 years

Only misfortune was playing in the same generation as Messi, clearly a more complete footballer but the other guy is “HuMbLe aNd a NaTuRal TaLeNt”

January 27 🤗❤️

@mpiredivine

6 years

O je wa ke eng : @Cristiano Ronaldo Version 😏

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@The_Alexxxander

3 months

“Have some sympathy Tasha, I just lost the love of my life”

Prom Prom🌚

@effizzzyy

3 months

Ghost and Angela Valdes !😍

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@The_Alexxxander

6 years

Peaceful day, No one gets attacked.

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

2 years

Nigerians are inherently troublesome, a babe is seated in someone’s seat, the gentleman shows his boarding pass and you say, “you want to sit next to your friend” whilst not even acknowledging he’s standing right there, I wan crase.

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@The_Alexxxander

2 years

Dome parachutes are mostly to get you to the ground quickly, as in the case of ejecting an endangered military plane et al, steering is not the priority, we watched movies where they would eject and land on trees and/or water, we should read more, lol.

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Alexander.

@The_Alexxxander

2 years

That one is his business, we want “she tell me say”

Nọsike, N.

@nnwigene

2 years

On the side, you know what's been the most value-for-money December concert in Abuja for three years now? Johnny Drille. Go to those shows and see a community of people stanning his music. His community. He performs on time, leaves on time. Well done to his team.

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@The_Alexxxander

5 years

The Latterhouse, Jos >>>>

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