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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

2 months

The Bricker Fella is a great teacher

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

1 month

They look lovely. It would be a shame if someone was to drink all 9 of them and get sick all over themselves.

PintsO’Guinness

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1 month

9 beauties in Dublin!📍🇮🇪 📸: @TheUltimatePint give them a follow!

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

. @Evra , would you take dance lessons from Roy Keane?

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Martin Angolo

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Amsterdam Guinness, very disappointing... I had 8 pints

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Ryan Carrick

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4 months

Me when I drink 9 pints of Guinness and I'm about to get sick all over myself

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Ryan Carrick

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2 years

I hate being woken up

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Ryan Carrick

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1 year

When the deli lady says it's €1 per sausage roll but 3 for €2

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Ryan Carrick

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LADbible

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She’s had to make excuses to her friends and says it ‘scares’ punters 😳

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Ryan Carrick

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5 months

Fella who only travels by portal

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

BREAKING: The Department of Education has cancelled the Leaving Certificate and replaced it with a 5k run

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

After a day of watching CNN

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

The guards walking into my house only to find me dishing out holy bread to 200 of my friends.

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

No surprises on my Spotify Wrapped

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Ryan Carrick

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7 months

Me after drinking 9 pints of Guinness and getting sick all over myself

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Ryan Carrick

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26 days

'Wait, is he covered in his own sick?'

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27 days

‘Has that guy just finished his tenth pint of Guinness?’

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Ryan Carrick

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8 months

My gf's face when I drink nine pints of Guinness and get sick all over myself

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Ryan Carrick

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5 months

Me when I drink 9 pints of Guinness and get sick all over myself

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

2 months

Easily finishing 9 pints of Guinness followed by a brunch dish consisting of sick all over myself

PintsO’Guinness

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2 months

How many you finishing in 2 hours?

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Thought I’d give Tik Tok a go

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Ryan Carrick

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2 years

BREAKING: Due to the high number of Irish nominations, the 2023 Oscars will take place in the Crown Plaza, Blanchardstown.

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Ryan Carrick

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2 years

A proud day for those with big Irish heads on them

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

My daily walk

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Ryan Carrick

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3 years

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Ryan Carrick

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1 month

The fella who invented Ticketmaster

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Normal People Season 2

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

If ‘didn’t happen’ Twitter was real life

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Every time I email my boss

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Ryan Carrick

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6 months

Me when someone says 'bet you won't come to the pub to drink 9 pints of Guinness and get sick all over yourself'

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I’m coming for you #PaulTyson

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Shakira’s pronouns are she/wolf

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Ryan Carrick

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2 months

I'm an American living in Dublin

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

There’s a 2km restriction and people are doing 5k runs? 5 is bigger than 2, it’s simple maths. You better run fast because I’m coming to take you all down.

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Practising using my leapcard on the bus

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Ryan Carrick

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10 months

The voice in my head the morning after I've had a rake of pints

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Some of the dance moves you won’t see at festivals this year :(

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Ryan Carrick

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3 years

We used to be a country. A proper country.

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Belvo lad goes to Vancouver

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Me trying to buy alcohol underage

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Ryan Carrick

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9 months

When I drink 9 pints of Guinness and get sick all over myself

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Ryan Carrick

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1 year

Best pint in Dublin?

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Ryan Carrick

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6 months

RobIsRandomAf_6 4L

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How did Jesus walk out of the tomb?

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Joxy Turbo

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Ryan Carrick

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3 years

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas? No worries if not!

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Ryan Carrick

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3 years

Training you up on the coffee machine

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Does anyone else’s dad ever say really random and nonsensical things? One time my dad knocked on the bathroom door and asked me what I was doing showering on a Wednesday.

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Listening Comprehension

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Got sent this voice recording blackrock lads who went on holidays to Thailand, it’s the worst thing you’ll hear today

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

I’m usually not a fan of ‘she won’t shag you’ Twitter but...

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

‘We go for a carvery tonight? We can have pre-drinks in mine’

RTÉ News

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Pubs will be allowed to reopen on 29 June if they serve "substantial" meals costing not less than €9, according to new guidelines being prepared by Fáilte Ireland.

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Say what you want about onlyfans but I just bought my dream house at 22💅

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Who remembers doing this in school?

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

BREAKING: Actual footage from the Oireachtas Golf Society anniversary event. Dara Calleary can be seen on the bar pouring alcohol into some of the attendees’ mouths.

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

TURBOVID-19

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

The first trip back to the barbers

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

5 years

Joxy Turbo 2: Top Lad

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Singing in the shower 🤣

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Ryan Carrick

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3 months

Me reaching for my wallet to pay €5 for a flat white

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

6 months

Today I graduated top of my class in drinking 9 pints of Guinness and getting sick on myself

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

6 months

This happen to anyone else?

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Your da watching The Chase

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Would you not bring them back inside if they’re freesian?

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4 years

Meet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.

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Ryan Carrick

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1 month

Never not at it

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Joxy Turbo 3: Turbo Love

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Krispy Kreme, Blanchardstown, 2018

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Random enough one from Elon Musk

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Ryan Carrick

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2 years

Walking by a group of lads with flowers

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

I won’t be getting the vaccine

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Just got home to find Eamon Ryan taking a nap in my bed. Jaysus this man would sleep anywhere.

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

What is a wet pub?

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

When it was snowing a couple of years ago people stocked up on bread which is understandable. But why is it toilet paper this time? It doesn’t even taste that nice?

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Matt Damon loves getting stranded

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Ryan Carrick

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1 year

That final scene in Oppenheimer is harrowing.

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

6 years

Thinking back on the time in first year of secondary school when I spilt a yoghurt on my crotch area and everyone laughed. Fair enough, it was funny but there was genuinely no need to call me Frube Pubes for six years

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Stop crying or the man will kick you out of the shop

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Ryan Carrick

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5 years

Electric Picnic has my head absolutely sizzled to bits. I was doing a bit of shopping and brought a bag of carrots to the till to pay for them and the woman behind the counter turns around and says ‘Sorry, sir, this is a library.’ I didn’t even go to EP

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Mind blown

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

5 years

Breaking Bollocks News

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Ryan Carrick

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2 years

"Four tickets to the Barbie movie please."

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

Irish mammies

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

Love/Hate was the best of Irish television

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

12 days

Drinking 9 of these and getting kick all over yourself

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Came for a quick one in Rhodes old town, ended up with a Guinness Doc Marten

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

It’s okay for M&S to ask ‘who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut™?’ but when I do it I ‘ruin Christmas’ and I’m a ‘disgrace to the family’.

M&S

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Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut™? Our yum yum-doughnut hybrids have been given a Christmassy makeover, with delicious flaky pastry layers and a sweet Santa’s belt topping. Find them in our in store bakery.

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Ryan Carrick

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4 years

What does a Belvo lad use to listen to music? FairPods

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

According to government sources, ‘wet’ pubs are to be referred to as Drippin’ Wet Wetzer pubs from the 21st September.

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

4 years

If ‘she won’t shag you mate’ Twitter was real life

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

5 years

A few years ago I was playing GTA V and I picked up a ‘prostitute’ and my mam walked into my room during the subsequent sex session. I had it on first-person view as well. Very embarrassing. Does this count?

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Ryan Carrick

@TheRyanCarrick

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The voices in my head the morning after I've had a load of pints