Players like him is why modern football sucks so much , plays like garbage for 95 minutes then the baphomet enters his body and he fucking scores a bicycle kick out of nowhere…..now that’s all that’s gonna be remembered of him.
Backed by satan himself + the Madrid PR machine, They’ll gaslight the masses into believing he’s the best player in the world and he’ll win the ballon d’or and be in all timer debates and there’s nothing that can be done
You can’t compete when the machine has puppets with this much influence, the non npcs are fighting for the truth in the quotes and replies but the post still has 100k likes in 10 minutes, it doesn’t matter, feels like we’re in The Boys universe and this guy is a Vought plant.
It seems as though a lot of Culers💙♥️ don’t notice the patterns within their own club…
⭐️FC Barcelona functions in 9 years cycles:
-Cycle
#1
: 1988-1997 Cruyff Dream Team Golden era🏆
-Cycle
#2
: 1997-2006 Banter Era❌
-Cycle
#3
: 2006-2015 Golden Era🏆
-Cycle
#4
: 2015-2024 Banter
Last time Barca won at Wembley was 11’
#11
assisted
#21
, 11+21=32 Barca won first title at Wembley 32 years ago and can win 32nd edition of this CL format at Wembley
Okay last piece of the headloss (for now), the 2024 ballon d’or is on Saint JUDE day. Voilà. The matrix is literally bending itself to make this dude win, we have never seen a career script like this.
City were 8th (EIIIIIGHHTTTT) in the league at Christmas 20/21😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But according to culers title is gone in December cause we’re 3rd and 7 points off of Girona….God I can’t stand this fanbase when it’s radiating this loser ass energy bro STAND UP
FT: Lazio 1-0 Bayern Munich.
5 points behind 1st place in the Bundesliga, a 3-0 defeat vs Bayer Leverkusen and now defeat vs Lazio in the Champions League. VERY DARK TIMES for Thomas Tuchel!
FT: Valencia 1-1 Barcelona.
Xavi's team now have 2 defeats and 1 draw in their last 3 games. Girona can go 9 points above them in 1st place if they win their game on Monday!
VITÓRIAAAAA! QUE ORGULHOOOO!!💚💛
Com gol de Endrick, a Seleção Brasileira venceu a Inglaterra por 1 a 0, em Wembley. Em sua estreia, Dorival Júnior conquista uma vitória importante para o novo ciclo do Brasil! 🇧🇷
VAMOOOSSSS!!!
📸: Rafael Ribeiro/CBF
#BRAxING
Culers don’t realize how much the club BADLY needs this UCL win, to restore its finances, it’s Prestige, it’s Aura and it’s reputation. It’s NOW or never.
This sounds really weird but since Messi left, i feel like I’ve forgotten Barca as a club? Xavi’s there, they won a league but they dont look or seem to feel like Barca idk
@mbappaes
This feels worse, somehow, can’t fully explain it, like at least Ronaldo was an all time goal scorer, this guy is average at just about everything yet he’s having all timer moments every week, feels scripted
The Maradona Energy Ritual is also helping Barca.
-The 2024 UCL final is 42 years/503 months since Maradona signed for Barca
-He signed on 6/4, scored 38 goals,
all = 24
-Maradona scored the 6000th goal
In Barca’s history
-Maradona passed away at 60 years old on PEDRI’S
1. Wembley Final 1992: Guardiola won the UCL with his iconic number 4.
2. 2011 Wembley Final: Guardiola won Barca’s 4th UCL as coach.
3. Wembley Final 2011: Xavi won it with his iconic number 6.
4. Final Wembley 2024: Xavi is the coach and can win Barca’s
#6
Barca most watched team in Madrid
🤣🤣🤣🤣But but *inserts fake mourinho quote*
Truth is most Madrid fans are casuals only there for the quick CL dopamine hits, hate us or love us Futbol Club Barcelona run the streets.
💭 Xhaka was asked why there is no feeling of nervousness among the Bayer Leverkusen players...
🗣️ Xhaka: "We drink blood every morning! We don't feel it anymore." 🥶🩸
(Via
@BeanymanSports
)
OFFICIAL: Barcelona, Paris Saint-Germain, Borussia Dortmund or Atlético Madrid will be the home team in the Champions Final at Wembley.
Real Madrid, Arsenal, Bayern Munich or Manchester City will be the away team.
Sat next to this Argentina girl the whole game and as fate would have it we bonded, we stressed together celebrated together took pictures & sang together
she didn’t speak English and I didn’t speak Spanish, I don’t know her name she doesn’t know mine, and we’ll never see each
Ladies & Gentlemen I have found the key that will unlock Barca’s season & save Xavi’s job.
A key that will stop all defensive problems & even improve the attack. Once this is applied there’s no going back & no stopping us:
⭐️Christensen as the
#6
like Rafa Marquez in 2005/06.
Something has broken down within the Barcelona dressing room. There is pessimism and discrepancies. Xavi makes mistakes, but the players are not helping.
—
@_AdrianSnchz
Bro Barca actually got Napoli on the exact anniversary of Messi winning the World Cup in Maradona’s honor bro it’s just now starting to settle in wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Inter didn't concede a SINGLE shot on target against Atletico Madrid in the Champions League ❌
The last time that happened for Inter in the competition was in 2006.
📊 via Opta
Inter and Madrid “best team in the world” “UCL favorites” couldn’t hack Atletico at the Wanda Metropolitano
Yet the “worst Barca ever” are destroying them right there.
If you still don’t see the signs that Barcelona are peaking at the perfect time to go and win the CHAMPIONS
Everton have taken a 2-0 lead against Liverpool for the first time since Tim Cahill and Mikel Arteta scored in a 2-0 win at Goodison Park in October 2010.
That was the last time they won a Merseyside derby at home. 👀
#EVELIV
The 2024 CL final is 42 years since Maradona signed for Barca,
503 months, Pedri
#8
, his birthday is his deathday. 11/25.
He was born on 10/30, It’ll be 13 years since Barca last won it at Wembley.
💀At 60, Barca on course to win their
6th CL title. Diego got one more for us☝🏾
@alvii786
Surely the best players in the world mixed consistency with great moments? And were actually interesting to watch ? Like when Ronaldinho and R9 were best itw you knew even if they weren’t great or didn’t score they still had a moments of flair & magic, not just trash & run a lot?
The greatest team ever had to go through this humiliation ritual and y’all thought we would escape…32nd CL edition 32 years after Barca first won it at Wembley and captain Roberto 32 years old red card dfkm
Oficial: Bienvenido a casa,
@LuisSuarez9
🏠
We have signed Uruguayan striker Luis Suárez to a contract running through the 2024 Major League Soccer season!
Details:
@duvetbybo4
@l0lkhalia
@xm_muva
Honestly more girls need to say this, unless the guy went to jail for something honorable like protecting someone, we need to stop encouraging crash out behaviors to look “real”, nggas would stop crashing out just to impress their girl if they knew she’d leave
We will not see Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi tomorrow, per Al-Nassr coach ❌🇵🇹
Luis Castro: "We will not see [Messi vs Ronaldo], Ronaldo is in the final part of his recovery to join the group. We hope that in the next few days you can start working with the team. He will