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9 time podcast listener of the year, AWL and Future reply guy of the year winner. Bang bang bird gang #flyeaglesfly #gobirds 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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@stoolpresidente Journalists legitimately think the world would end if they didn’t exist. Most fascinating group of average humans out there
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@BarstoolBigCat Rovell immediately texted the blue jays bullpen coach asking how many Rosa parks rookie cards it would take to trade for the ball
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@BarstoolBigCat Me the second I get out of the Uber ride home from the bar
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@BarstoolBigCat This is why preseason is important to get the reps in
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@kellykeegs @hen_ease Well, unless it’s Friday
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@JackMacCFB Imagine the heroin addicts feeling the rush of betting Tuesday night maction?
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@kellykeegs @BarstoolTate Wow the groundhog can show up to work on Fridays
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@kellykeegs @BarstoolTate Drink as much as you want tonight, weekends start Thursday for some people
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@perlmutations @GovRonDeSantis Funny telling someone to read about something, when all you’ve read about the bill is clearly the headlines
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@DoubleVodkaDon Wow you actually don’t know ball I used to just be kidding
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@stoolgambling Who’s gonna tell her
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@BarstoolBigCat The mic didn’t catch it but the fan asked randle if he could pick up the popcorn that spilled when he went into the stands and randle refused smh
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@jemelehill How many people watch first take every day compared to Tucker Carlson or hannity? It’s not even remotely close
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@TomScibelli Would’ve been hard since he sucked at baseball until he was 24
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@MeidasTouch Please provide evidence that he organized a terrorist attack
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Tom Brady doesn’t practice Wednesday. Doesn’t travel with the team or walk through to go to Robert krafts wedding, gets mad that team doesn’t look good
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“I didn’t leave my wife and kids to be losing to Kenny Fucking Pickett at half”
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@nickysmokess We all feel so bad for you that you have to go to Stanley cup finals games of your favorite team for free
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@ThePhillyPod Hurts is 2 yards downfield by the time that dude gets there Kirk got the snap and didn’t even move lmao teams have zero clue
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@stoolpresidente Hire him back as mintzys intern
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@SharpFootball Mahomes should be upset at the roughing the passer call in the afc ship last year and the defensive hold in the Super Bowl but my guess is he’s ok with the zebras inserting themselves in those situations
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@stoolpresidente Biden gotta be so jealous seeing Gavin wrestle with a little kid
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@BarstoolBigCat I swear I used to watch Randall Cobb in standard definition
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@Jerrythekid21 You gotta change your twitter settings all your tweets have been showing up in Spanish bro
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@PardonMyTake The hot chick
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@Jerrythekid21 That’s a question for the ghost who took Aaron rodgers Achilles last night
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@BarstoolBigCat There’s a new strain of rib injury it’s called a hip pointer and it happens when you break your ribs
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@BillSimmons No offense but we all know you cropped out the clock for a reason
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@jemelehill One of the most predictable tweets of all time
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@StoolGreenie Imagine winning a championship and talking about last year when you didn’t even make the finals and lost to an 8 seed at home
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@TomScibelli I called the number to complain but Jeff D Lowe picked up and just said “sorry anything goes”
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@Jerrythekid21 Jerry after Dark can’t leave til all are gone
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@barstoolsports Warriors won the nba championship last year
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@BarstoolBigCat “Heard you were placing a game of the 20s wager, would you like the extended warrantee with that?”
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@darrenrovell How pissed are you rn
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@lilsamsquanch66 That person knows it’s very easy to get adderal in 2023 correct?
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@FCHWPO Been telling the Celtics fans for years to stop disrespecting the best player on the team they just don’t know ball
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@BarstoolBigCat 19k people can sing an entire verse to all the small things in unison but Steven cheah can’t do one rep at 185 smh
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@MarkRuffalo Just for the record, I can’t believe you actually hit send on this tweet
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@donlemon Only don lemon could watch that debate and claim the moderators were on Donald trumps side. Dude cnn isn’t gonna hire you back
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@BarstoolTate Just do what mintzy does and walk in the middle of the road
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@Bakari_Sellers Yes can’t wait to see everyone at the battle box
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@scrowder Mine was the one where she said she would extend recess by 30 minutes
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Kareem hunt over on the browns sideline while Myles garret is assaulting people
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@SpinninBackfist Good luck trying to get that guy in a rear naked choke
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@2_stealthy @SharpFootball Because that’s the same as taking another guys helmet and swinging it at his head trying to murder him. Must be a big Cleveland guy
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@mcuban Mark put the phone down man. MSM has literally done everything in their power for 8 consecutive years to destroy Donald trump. You should have to put a disclaimer on every tweet saying this is sponsored by the Kamala Harris campaign
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@Jerrythekid21 Ashes on the floor. Ash Wednesday is coming up. Jesus turned water into wine. Lebron likes wine. Lebron lost to Boston. Boston Scott ATTS is the sign
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@BarstoolBigCat I hope billy isn’t wearing sweatpants when he sees this
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@StevenCheah Maybe don’t let them get to 3rd or 4th and 1?
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@DDailorr @TomScibelli I would’ve had a real shot at 800 homers if I was really good at baseball
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@TheoVon Sources tell me Santa has checked it twice so it’s legit
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@BSSportsbook Rico every Saturday morning in 8th grade
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@BarstoolBigCat Translation: “The new lighthouse at Gillette is not an actual lighthouse, change my mind”
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@hen_ease Should hang an “almost came back from being down 3-0 to an 8 seed” banner
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@BarstoolBigCat Hock tuah girl just dropped a new single
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@SollenbergerRC You should use your journalistic investigative skills and do some digging on jackson mahomes my man
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@Original_Turner @StoolGreenie He’s just mad his favorite team is under .500 and the laughing stock of the nba right now, don’t take it personally Myles
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@azazo @tobias31 Uhhhh ya think? Who the fuck else would you blame it on
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@stoolpresidente Big J journalists are the most persecuted group of people in the United States, just ask them
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@Venmin_ @TMZ So the country she turned her back on publicly has a responsibility to fight hard for her?
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@TorreySmithWR Would love to hear you tell us why Biden hasn’t been an awful president
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@BarstoolBigCat Mintzy will be strolling around the office letting everyone know his body feels great today
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@Jerrythekid21 No calories if you butt funnel it
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@BarstoolBigCat This video is even crazier when you remember mintzy doesn’t drink alcohol
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@SIChrisMannix How anyone could watch this game and think Rudy gobert helps his case for DPOY needs their votes revoked
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@BarstoolBigCat I think timme was satisfied after he got to do his mustache dunk celebration down 20 in the first half so that was solid
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@cheetah How about you talk to police with respect and comply that’s a good start
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It is astounding that Danny Ainge is gonna miss out on AD who he’s been waiting on for 5 years, lose Kyrie, and come out of the rebuild with no superstars and one of the worst contracts in the NBA. If his good pal didn’t hand him KG in 08 he would be the worst GM of all time
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@PFTCommenter Her: “he’s probably out cheating on me” Him:
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@Jerrythekid21 Jerry snowden
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@okcthunder I’m gonna guarantee if someone doesn’t have the OKC Bally channel they don’t have nba tv
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@BarstoolBigCat Coincidence hef dies on the same day rick pitino gets fired 🤔
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@Jerrythekid21 This is what I hear every Jerry after dark
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@PFTCommenter And if you don’t win you have to fight Jose conseco in rough and rowdy
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@SethMacFarlane Lol my man seth doesn’t understand that intimidating justices is a problem. Deflect tho it’s what you’re good at
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@stoolpresidente Wake up mintzy is donating all sponsorship money to hogs for a cause tho sadly
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@Jared_Carrabis It will never and has never made sense that a 162 game regular schedule has playoff series of 3 and 5 games
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@SpinninBackfist That camera man must’ve been studying spiders work at RnR
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@hen_ease Haven’t seen a breach like that since Jan 6
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@DoubleVodkaDon If someone went into your house wouldn’t you want them to shit in the toilet?
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@PardonMyTake Hot air rises too so those nachos will never get cold next level thinking
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@BarstoolTate @StoolMintzy Tell mintz 5 secrets and see how long it takes to get back to you
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@BarstoolBigCat Elon tweeted checkmate when bball Paul scored his last bucket to put sixers up 10 so I’m assuming he have blue checks to all of the bball Paul believers
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@BenVolin Why do journalists think theyre above criticism? Wild cult you guys are
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@donlemon Don did you miss when even your darling CNN fact checkers said tying trump to project 2025 is fake news?
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@SpinninBackfist He would take a 5 mil jake Paul fight the second he was offered it.
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@PardonMyTake Hank: tune in to viva tv to catch the rest of pfts day on game day
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@MauriceMichael @joncoopertweets @CNN @MSNBC 75 percent of its audience is 500 people
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@BarstoolBigCat Maybe there’s a secret in person only Rosa parks/MLK memorabilia auction somewhere with no phones allowed
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@BarstoolBigCat I’m baseball terms, this would be like hitting 62 home runs in the regular season then striking out every other at bat in the playoffs and getting swept
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@BarstoolBigCat Double their lead
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@RealSkipBayless Cowboys lost to the cardinals
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@Jerrythekid21 If you put it in the microwave for about 7 seconds it usually heats it back up sometimes it cools off too much and the microwave is like a defibrillator for electronics
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@darrenrovell Not a shocking take from someone who doesn’t actually watch the games and bets unders
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@SpikeEskin @KingJames Bron would be a perfect backup 5 for embiid
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@Bakari_Sellers This tweet shows that you have literally zero credibility to your name and nobody should take a single thing you say as serious. Night night
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@BarstoolMintzy You refer to yourself as the king of the south
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