I’m in the process of cancelling my PayPal account. Big Tech companies that feel they can bully people for questioning mainstream groupthink don’t deserve anyone’s business.
Have taken Southern Rail’s advice and carried a bottle of water with me in the hot weather. Thanks for that nugget . I wish they’d take my advice and run their trains on time with enough seats on them for all the poor bastards who’ve bought tickets from them. Just an idea.
Jeremy Hardy was ground-breakingly brilliant, off the register funny, compassionate and caring. So privileged to have counted him as a dear friend. My love goes out Katie and Betty and all his wonderful family. x
Pleased that this has gained so much support. I believe that, together we have a powerful voice and I’m hopeful that PayPal will rethink their position and change. That would show integrity. Go on PayPal. It is my birthday 🥳
I’m in the process of cancelling my PayPal account. Big Tech companies that feel they can bully people for questioning mainstream groupthink don’t deserve anyone’s business.
Very sad news about Steve Wright. I was lucky enough to go on his show many times. He was so generous and fun. A one-man best ever audience, he had that rare gift of making being interviewed fun. RIP friend. x
When you have someone to stay in your house and they repay you by switching the kettle AND toaster off at the mains it’s very hard to trust anyone ever again.
I know how Theresa May feels. I once tried to take a pair of trousers back to Debenhams to change them for a different colour but I hadn’t kept the receipt so it was a no-can-do scenario. The ketchup stain didn’t help but you get my drift.
I’ve lost several pounds and now my shorts are a lot more comfortable. To be precise it was 25 pounds And the extra large shorts are from M&S. I thank you.
Keen to finally understand how it is that I can weigh a certain amount then go to bed for eight hours during which time I haven’t eaten anything and in the morning weigh more.
What a true hero Andy Murray is playing tennis at that level whilst suffering chronic pain. If it had been me I’d have definitely been Off Games. Or at least “forgotten” my kit so I’d have to go to the library instead.
Happy New Year everyone. Hope you enjoyed the fireworks I did at Westminster. Not easy running round with matches like that but I think it was worth it.
Stuck on the motorway last night so have to say huge thanks to
@bbc5live
for brilliant commentary of the tennis. People usually think I’m being sarcastic when I say nice things but I’m not.
Should be able to announce some Autumn live dates tomorrow. I’ll be coming to a theatre near you. So long as you live near one of the theatres that I’m doing.
Tonight we celebrate 40 yrs of
@comedystoreuk
founded 1979 at a Soho night club . It was the advent of a new kind of entertainment . If that hadn’t happened I might still be a stripper.
And another thing. If you’re going to wrap up chocolates and put them under the Christmas Tree, double check there’s no under-floor heating or all you’re really giving is a seeping box of cack.
Some of you may know that i had a serious gastric bug all week & was in bed for 4 days ........i have to share this with you........today I did a solid 🙌🥳!!
I don’t do this as often as I used to which for many reasons including not dying too early is all to the good but I am performing again every night for a week and thus: The Embankment Kitchen, Manchester.
Hey guys, bit of weird one - I’ve entered myself into a dancing competition that starts tomorrow. I know, what am I liiiiiike. Anyway, wish me luck. Also, anyone got any clean underwear I could borrow? 🕺🦁
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