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7 months

This dumb motherfucker thinks this chick looks twelve 🤣🤣🤣

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@YellowFlashGuy If you find her sexy, you might be a pedophile. She has the body of a 12 year old.

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@atomickimdog @stone_toss @elonmusk

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Damn. This blew up. Was not expecting that. Maybe I should put Shin Jae-eun in all my tweets. All you bookmarking this, I know what you're doing...& I approve 🤣

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@ChronoLuminaire That sounds like scientific fact

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Good gods, @Marvel is trash. How the actual fuck do you fuck up the X-Men for gods' sake?

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Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

Nerdygirlcreates -MANGA/COMIC BOOK REVIEWS 📿✝️

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@RollingStone Deja vu

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@macraycomics I might have stolen his thunder then 😅

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@Tango_Succa "mY sOurCe iS bAdLy lolcowlized eNgLiSh dUb. I cOmpLeTEly iGNorE wHaT tHe CREATOR hAs sAiD huuuuuuuurrrrrr"

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1 year

Just off the top of my head, Kratos was voiced by a black dude, & he FUCKING KILLED IT. That should be all that matters. Anything else is shallow, racist, gormless bullshit. Anyone who thinks a character's VOICE ACTOR should match their hue is a racist piece of shit. Fuck you.

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Re: my recent role announcement

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@ToxicManWeeb Yarp, & fucking gorgeous

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@kingarthurflour Just wondering why you support racial segregation

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@CptJackPower Doesn't it, though?

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In what woke-ass hellscape is Emma Frost trans? @heelvsbabyface @Nerdrotics @GundamIsHere @EricDJuly

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Oh yeah. @Rev_says_desu , got some Asian hater getting decimated if it's enough to monetize

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"SAfeTy tOoLs" are for the exact type of TOOL who shouldn't be playing rpg's or be allowed anywhere near a gaming table, i.e. people who can't tell the difference between fantasy & reality & think their make-believe characters are themselves. And before any crybaby gets up in ...

Legion of Myth

@legionofmyth

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Grand Master Chief level DM's use #SafetyTools ! 1) Players state what they don't want in the game. 2) Establish the campaign over a few sessions... 3) ...then ignore the safety tools. This brings life and emotion back to the table. A win for everyone! #DnD #dnd5e #ttrpg

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Ha!

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@dragonage2ftw @BepDelta @not__vee Didn't you admit to being a pedo?

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4 months

@griffithpiller It's about fucking respect. Would you like it if someone went into your house & started jumping on the furniture? Of course not. You go to someone else's house, you respect their customs & way of doing things. "I was just having fun," doesn't apply here

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I disagree. That's hilarious

Dr. Jebra Faushay

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1 year

This isn’t funny.

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@GeeksGamersCom He went off the deep end a while ago. Luckily, I have physical copies of the Cornetto Trilogy so I can seen him when he wasn't such a chode

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@BigBoi1913248 @BrickACAB @SuperG29990 Nah. It's LARPing as a freedom fighter because it thinks that it would be allowed to exist in any Muslim nation on earth & is far too fucking stupid to realize it advocates for some of the most authoritarian & oppressive regimes in this world

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@BriannaWu So...hiring & promoting based on merit is the better way to go? Who'da thunk it?

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Wow. I mean, I knew the ACLU was trash, but this lights that dumpster on fire. #ACLUsupportsAbusers

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@LauraBockov

2 years

Update: Johnny Depp vs ACLU (NYC) The ACLU has filed to be reimbursed for their time and cost of Document prep to the tune of $86,253.26. There are rules that provide for these-see below. There is a hearing set, that has been reset to 6/15/22

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@YYX2b Good question 🤔

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@vengerbzrg No. YOU ruined Geralt & The Witcher. You & the rest of your trash cohorts.

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@HosteenCholo I, for one, think it's stunning & brave of Disney to do this. Clearly they were just choosing the best actress for the role. Anyone crying about it is just a racist, toxic, mysogynistic fan. If you don't like it, it's not for you

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I seriously can't stand these twat-waffles. This is why you gatekeep the fuck out of your hobbies. Pieces of shit like this

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@tangoix21 @3pFox ...& THAT'S why we don't show our feelings

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@Veridant @AmiriKing @libbyemmons Lol great minds

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@buggy_con Fucking standing ovation with cries of, "encore," from me. Just sayin'

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@Yorishiriamori I can neither confirm nor deny the 12 or so images between my hard drive & my phone

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🤣🤣🤣

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@AsparagusDq Wow. Just misogynistically stepping over the women who were bitching, too

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This chick is extra fucking special, ain't she?

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@GeeksOfColor I, for one, think it's stunning & brave of Disney to do this. Clearly they were just choosing the best actress for the role. Anyone crying about it is just a racist, toxic, mysogynistic fan

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@killertwt05 Uhhhhh...nah. We loved Gohan by the end of the Cell Saga. We thought the Great Saiyaman was goofy, but that was it

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@GundamIsHere I was just talking about this...even tagged you in...

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@Watcher3x In her early 30s

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@Fenrirtheicewo1 NOOOOORM!

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@TheRealGoblinK2

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That's a 25% tip. Fuck that douche-canoe. Especially when standard tip is 12%. At least that's what it was last I heard

AlphaFo𝕏

@Alphafox78

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How much would you be willing to tip for a $20 pizza?

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@FredoDaGawd7 @kangminjlee Said the racist.

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@Maximumatheist Nobody "hijacked" anything, dude. Much of the original pagan symbolism came about naturally due to pagan peoples converting & blending Christianity with their existing practices. A lot of those symbols were used by Christian teachers to teach them about the Christian faith

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@ywuukii Hello

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@J0hnADouglas Yeah. That's the primary reason I didn't even give that show a chance. She looks NOTHING like Ellie

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Fuck yes. Somehow I'd forgotten this, but thinking back, yeah, there was a LOT of fucking brown. A lot of ashtrays, too @Kneon @desert_starr_57

Crimson Jester

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Truth....

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@InfinitaleComic Not since I was 12 😅

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@NewsM101 Gods, I wish Marvel would just burn down already so, maybe, hopefully, miraculously, some people with actual competence and talent could one day resurrect these heroes

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The Guardian, so fucking retarded they advocate for animal abuse 🖕🖕

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Cats may get health benefits from vegan diet, study suggests

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@NannaOfDragons @ask_aubry Girl, you haven't even turned down a jelly donut. Stop lying

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He has a bitch bun. His form is trash. His kicks lack any power because he's bouncing his foot & relying on residual energy to keep going which is why his shit peters out at the end. I'm more afraid of a pack of ten year old Girl Scouts shaking me down for cookie money

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Gotta hire Chef TUG to cater my next birthday

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@brandonjcarmody @MrAndyNgo @Portland_State @PortlandPolice Oh, yeah, because Wikipedia REALLY an unbiased & trustworthy source 🤡

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This is a very accurate meme. The 94-year-old @TaylorLorenz knows how true it actually is

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@R1vendark @MatthewKadish Reeducation 1

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@Kotaku Have you ever considered NOT being a sandy vagina, Kotaku?

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I, for one, think it's stunning & brave of Disney to do this. Clearly they were just choosing the best actress for the role. Anyone crying about it is just a racist, toxic, mysogynistic fan

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THR reports that Sydney Agudong has been cast as Nani in the live-action remake of ‘Lilo & Stitch’ for Disney+. (Source: )

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Hey @EricDJuly , this dude says you'll never finish this comic. Why am I holding an unfinished comic in my hands, sir? You have some 'splainin' to do!

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Can’t wait for this dude to get hit by a class-action lawsuit for having millions of dollars donated to him to write a comic he’ll never finish. Fyre Festival Vol. 2 : The RippaVerse

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@mask_bastard Those writers knew what they were doing 🤣

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@TimLeightonCATS @OliLondonTV

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@Daniel91452575 Chronically Online Americans

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But it's not "censorship," Polygon trash. It's exactly what you dipshits have been shrieking about for years. It's "mUh gLObAl sTaNdARds"

Polygon

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Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury's queer representation is being censored

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I'd die on those hills...

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@TRHLofficial I feel like you're saying something profound with that top sentence but I can't quite make it out...

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@not__vee Nah. The character model for Eve is Shin Jae-eun

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Yeah

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Dude, @elonmusk , why are you giving these crybaby asshats back their checks? They should have to pay for it just like all the rest of us. All this is doing is solidifying the idea that if they throw a big enough tantrum, they get their way. I know he won't respond but whatever

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@amazingatheist

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Finally someone fucking said it

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Shut the fuck up, Unseen Seattle. How the fuck you gonna step over a native Japanese person while talking about HER OWN COUNTRY? You motherfucking Far Lefties are so fucking racist, like legit racist, I swear to the gods. There is nothing redeeming about any of you pieces of shit

Unseen Japan

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Your daily reminder (because apparently it needs to be said) that Japanese LGBTQ people exist and are fighting hard for their rights on a daily basis.

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@KJovian "sHe lOoKs LiKe a ChILd!" Seems like you're the only one looking at adult women & seeing children, there, buddy. Might want to look into that if you think women like Shin Jae-eun look like children

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How the hell I'm supposed to get any work done with these awesome people all over my screen? Wish I could be in Vegas with you all, work sucks @Nerdrotics @DDay_Cobra @HAWTToys @OdinsMovieBlog @ComixDivision @ksemamajama @ChrissieMayr @KinelRyan @XrayGirl5 @QTRBlackGarrett #FNT

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This dude, Johnny Somali, & his dipshit crew have been fucking around in Japan for months. Looks like they finally fucking found out in the most humiliating way: KO by man-bun 🤣🤣🤣 So fucking satisfying

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Double Knock Out on 2 IRL streamers!

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Dude...why, the actual fuck, was this even on your mind? Why, then, did you decide to put this shit out into the public space instead of dragging it to the deepest corners of your brain & shooting it?

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Let's say Jeffrey Epstein wants to have sex with a 14 year-old girl, and will pay her $10 million. The money will go into a mutual fund that will pay out when she's 21. The girl agrees, as do both of her parents. Should this be allowed? And are you male or female?

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Generally a cat person, but dogs are nice sometimes, too

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@iamyesyouareno Heheheheheheh

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@SophiaNarwitz But remember, Sophia, we NEED these people! They're the SMARTEST people in the room!

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When the 2000 movie seems like a Coppola film by comparison, you done fucked up

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Wonder how "sorry" she is now for "taking over" the comic book industry? 🤣😂🤣

SierraWhiskey

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The saga of Kelly Sue DeConnick and SJWs in comics. o7 #comicsgate

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The Goblin King

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What morons like @kathia_woods fail to remember is that humans all over the world & throughout history, including white people, have dressed in leathers, had their hair in braids, & used bows as weapons & in hunting. Native populations don't have a monopoly on these things.

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@tinysquash Because they're fantasy tropes. Why? What do YOU see when you look at those fantasy monsters?

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@D_Disciple @MightyKeef What rank? The HEREDITARY, Japanese rank he never, ever had?

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This dude is fucking lit 🤣🤣🤣💀

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@LunarArchivist @marchimark @The_RunicKnight Fuuuuuck 🤣🤣🤣

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I usually just say it, but some of you might be better people than me

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@ClownWorld_ The only thing she's bringing back is my lunch from yesterday 🤢

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I mean, this DOES look sick, but I question the efficacy of zombie bites versus plate mail 😅 @shadmbrooks what do you think, boss?

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I'm rock hard right now. Medieval zombies... I'm so there

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Swoll Wars

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@Draculasswife They were nice, but...hear me out

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If the wife got mad. She's the wrong wife 😂

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@NEVERCOMPLY0824 @ElijahSchaffer Walk at a slightly higher pace for half a block til it's out of breath & wheezing

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@Maryland1Red @MamasGeeky @Erulite THE OTHER THING!!!!

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@mask_bastard

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🤣🤣🤣 the fuck?

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You want me to feel bad for him? Stupid motherfucker is at the intersection of Fuck Around Ave. & Find Out Lane. Dipshits like this need to experience the consequences of their actions. Period.

Asian Dawn

@AsianDawn4

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Japanese government will hold Johnny Somali for 28 days. In those 28 days, they will use sleep deprivation tactics and hours upon hours of interrogation to break his mind and force him to confess his crime (trespassing). Once he confesses (Japanese have a 99% conviction rate)

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@HyperMetalSeth She got twitter fact-checked. It was pretty hilarious

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