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@TheRealDon85

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Criminalize Maga. Bi Beta male vermin Libtard who loves sexual anarchy and drag shows. #MemberOfTheWokeElite #PatriotForKamalaHarris #LGBTQIA 🏳️‍🌈

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Joined October 2018
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Who the fuck believes pregnancies from incest and rape are gifts from God?
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Bats now use the term "Trumpshit crazy".
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Who the fuck blocks healthcare for veterans with cancer?
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I blocked Fox News with parental controls at my parents house, I truly believe this is how we save our country
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Who the fuck votes against sending aid to Ukraine then blames the president
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President Biden asked Elton John to perform at the white house, He graciously accepted. Donald asked in 2016 and Elton laughed
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President Biden received a standing ovation from 193 nations at the UN. Donald got laughed out of the room
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Who the fuck praises the slaughtering of children and denies aid to war vets and Ukraine then turn around and tweets bible scripture
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Who the fuck complains about high fuel then votes against the solution?
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Who the fuck gets on national television and discloses their own crimes?
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Spoiler Alert: Trump's lawsuit against AG Letitia James's was just laughed out of the courtroom
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Who the fuck drives on a revoked license, locks women in their car and sexually assaults them then calls someone else a thug.
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If you spent hundreds of dollars on fireworks this year guess what? You can afford gas.
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Why isn't Kyle Rittenhouse's mom taking him to Ukraine?
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Good morning to everyone who knows we should ban assault weapons and President's don't control gas prices
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Who the fuck has an all out temper tantrum about the president spending a nice quiet weekend at home but stayed silent about trump's tax payer funded $141,000,000 weekly golf trips.
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Jesus fucking christ! I put down Twitter for 2 seconds and already another GOP candidate arrested and charged with felony child abuse while in his underwear
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Who the fuck thinks 10 year old children getting brutally raped and impregnated is some miracle from God?
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BREAKING: R.I.P Truth Social
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Who the fuck wastes thousands of dollars in diesel fuel for a bullshit cause then complain about rising fuel costs
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The guy who viciously slapped Rudy Giuliani on the back fracturing it putting Rudy in a coma had his charges dropped
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Marjorie 3 toes Greene said Republicans in Georgia will leave the state if Stacey Abrams becomes Governor. That's an American win!
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Mass murderer Kyle Rittenhouse keeps getting harassed by people and i can't stop laughing
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Who the fuck creates a fake charity to grift off their own supporters?
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To the 34 Police Officers who resigned from your post, Thank you for making our streets a safer place.
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Turns out Taliban and Maga aren't so much different
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I need a tissue
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Who the fuck wants to vote down life saving affordable healthcare but wants to legalize marrying children
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Mass murderer Kyle Rittenhouse says he gets bullied every day from people saying mean things to him and throwing bricks thru his windows. And nobody will hire him. His life is in utter shambles. Do you feel sorry for mass murderers?
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Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott, Marco Rubio and Matt Gaetz. 4 great fucking reasons to turn Florida Blue.
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BREAKING: Melania says she's thinking about divorce
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Not to brag but, i can afford gas because i didn't spend $2 grand on fireworks
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Who the fuck sees children slaughtered and thinks Putin's a genius
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The Proud Boy's are secretly queer, you'll never convince me otherwise
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Who the fuck opposes helping injured american veterans
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BREAKING: Obama uses his executive privilege to become special master
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Why is Tucker Carlson so sexually obsessed with AOC? It's just creepy at this point
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Marjorie Taylor says immigrants are coming to replace them. Fuuuck i hope she's right
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Happy Rudy Giuliani incarceration day to those who celebrate
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Tucker Carlson is secretly gay, you'll never convince me otherwise
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A maga Insurrectionist who said storming the Capitol on jan 6th was the “proudest day of his life” has been sentenced to five years in federal prison. Do you feel any sympathy for him?
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Elon says he just needs to find 11,780 more Advertisers
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Mike Lindell says we're all goin to Prison. In two weeks.
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Who the fuck just "accidentally" walks out of the white house with over 700 highly sensitive top secret documents?
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My one and only message to all the Antivax Nurses walking out, Thank You for making our Hospital's a safer environment.
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Why the fuck are the proud boys taking the fall for antifa and BLM and pleading guilty to seditious conspiracy charges?
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Who the fuck lies about donating their salary?
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Out of any of those 15 boxes taken from Mar-a-lago yall seen that Healthcare plan in there anywhere?
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Ron DeSantis is trending because he's about to be indicted on federal charges for human trafficking
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Instead of flying these migrants all over the country, Joel Osteen’s mega church is already in Texas. It’s what Jesus would do.
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Why are conservatives so obsessed with children and gay sex?
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Ben Shapiro thinks the military isn't masculine enough, remind me, when did he serve?
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That beautiful smile and long kiss our beautiful First Lady gave the president after his speech last night. How come Melania never kisses trump?
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Who the fuck calls you a groomer then gets arrested for masturbating behind a preschool?
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Who the fuck murders two people on the street then wines like a little bitch about being labeled a murderer?
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If you'd refrain for two seconds from laughing your ass off you'd realize, if the FBI can seize Mike Lindell's phone they can do it to you.
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Who the fuck tells their child to lay back and enjoy being sexually assaulted
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BREAKING!!! Greenbay are trading Aaron Roger's to the Broncos, Due to the amount of Ivermectin he's taken.
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Since Kyle Rittenhouse is popular today I'd like to give you your daily reminder that he's still a murderer
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A Texas judge has rejected snake oil sellsman Alex Jones's case filing for bankruptcy, basically telling him to go fuck his mom. Do you have sympathy for Jones?
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The officer who shot Ashli Babbitt is a hero. She was the disgrace. Just wanted to clear that up
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Lauren Boebert believes in abortion. She had two of em
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Steve Bannon is crying, begging and pleading for prosecutors not to lock him up. Should we show the poor guy some mercy?
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To all Antivax Police Officers, You should've just complied.
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Lindsey Graham is willing to find common ground with President Biden? Am i hearing this right? Jesus fucking christ did Trump lose his leash?
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Trump raided, Mike Lindell raided, Trump and kids sued for tax fraud, Mark Meadows has squealed to the DOJ, Alex Jones has gone bankrupt, Ron DeSantis under investigation for human trafficking, Kyle Rittenhouse's life in shambles, holy fucking shit I can't wait for October
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Mike Lindell says the FBI Investigation is costing him business opportunities and he's currently an emotional wreck. Do you have any soothing words for him?
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A Maga Jan 6th Insurrectionists says he can't believe he's going to prison for trump and is begging and pleading for leniency. Do you feel sorry for Insurrectionists?
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Has the Highland park mass shooter been invited to Mar-A-Lago for a photo op yet?
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Maga Insurrectionist who pinned a police officer in the doorway inside the capital on jan 6th just got fucked on all 7 felony counts. Do you feel sorry for him?
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I LITERALLY had to google who dean cain was
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Mass murderer Kyle Rittenhouse wants to become a pilot for FedEx. Would you trust a mass killer flying you anywhere?
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"Nobody fucks with a Biden" holy shit i love Dark Brandon
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Who the fuck buys up all their own digital cards within a day?
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First he's spotted visiting an ice cream parlor now this? I'm done with the democratic party
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Who the fuck roots for Putin than asks for prayer on behalf of Ukraine
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Who the fuck burns fuel to drive to a klanbake to purchase hundreds of dollars worth of trump gear then proceed to complain about fuel costs?
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Who the fuck complains about $3 fuel then purchases $100 digital trading cards?
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Eric Trump says his dad is innocent. All investigations are expected to be dropped tomorrow and Jack Smith just formally apologized
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Kyle shitweaselhouse says president biden has hurt his feelings
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In London gas has hit a high of $7.50. How the fuck does Biden do this
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High gas prices got ya down? Add Ivermectin to your gas tank to increase your mileage
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Your daily reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer
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A federal judge just grabbed insurrectionists Peter Schwartz by the pussy and smacked him with a 14 year prison sentence for beating police officers with a wooden tire knocker on Jan 6th. Do you feel sorry for Peter?
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!! If you can afford a ridiculous $100 trading card you can afford gas and groceries
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Still waiting for Oprah to apologize for forcing Mehmet Oz on all of us.
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How are you feeling about today being the big day? That's right!! It's PRESIDENT TRUMP REINSTATEMENT DAY!!!!!!!
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Jack Smith is throwing around subpoenas like parade candy and I'm here for it. Pass the popcorn
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Ever wondered why maga men hate women but are obsessed with children?
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Kari Lake has been hired to clean up ketchup stains at mar-a-lardo
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Oh sweet baby jesus
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"Lets go Brandon" is code for “I walk my son to elementary school because we’re in the same grade.“
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Hard read. His dog left also. You'll need a Kleenex for this one.
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What horrific side effects have you suffered from the Vaccine?
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Gretchen Whitmer leads Tudor Dixon by double digits in Michigan. And I love Michigan
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Only portrait of trump anyone wants to see is his mug shot
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John Fetterman is going to show up on the senate floor rocking a hoodie and you're going to like it
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The Oath keepers are butt hurt that daddy trump didn't pay their legal fees like he promised he would. Do you feel sorry for the Oath Keepers?
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A Fulton County judge just ordered Lindsey Graham to testify before the grand jury in Georgia on August 2. Do you feel sorry for Lindsey?
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Proud Boy's leader Enrique Tarrio plead guilty to seditious conspiracy charges and he's going to rat out the rest of the group. I can't stop fucking laughing.
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