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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

10 years

Anyone who drives a few extra miles to let a good song end is aces in my book.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

I'm 55 and I don't need to look 25 to wear a 2 piece. I'm healthy and grateful and I'm gonna just go ahead and be me.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

6 days

This is 58. It's not my best pic effort, but I'm alone at a conference, and as far as birthdays go, this one is not winning any prizes. :-). I need some birthday love from you all!

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Paige Randall

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18 days

I love when I come across this picture of Marilyn Monroe in Korea. It's pretty iconic, and the cutie circled is my dad!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

Fifty-seven. So very happy to be alive.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

10 months

Well?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

55 Christmases.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

I started to shop for some shape wear today and then I was like... why the fuck do I need shape wear? I'm a smokin' hot 55 yr old lady. These love handles were EARNED. And I wouldn't be 20 again for $1 million so I guess I get to look 55. It's an honor to be 55.

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Paige Randall

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3 months

Last night, I had to listen to an 80 year old man tell me how he wants to meet a woman, but she has to be very hot and 45 - 50 yrs old.... if you were wondering if men ever stop being awful.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

5 months

The number of people you can say "Chappaquiddick" to, who know what you mean, is dwindling.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 months

I'm moving in 32 days. I'm considering creating a spreadsheet to number code my boxes with a list of contents and destination location. Is that weird?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Today is my 56th birthday! My brother shared this with me and I can't resist sharing it with you all. A lot of years have passed, but I've still got it.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 month

Turning 58 next month. I've still got it.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

A man was hitting on me in Target so I made a beeline for the diaper section.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 months

I feel like I should put this pic as my bio photo for everything work related. My coworkers have no idea who I really am. They think I've always been this older lady and treat me as such. It's exhausting.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

My vagina has a two-step verification process for entry.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

Boyfriend just asked me to drive him to his colonoscopy so we're basically engaged now.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

8 months

BF and I are taking a break. This one might stick. So I'm thinking of dating. What better time than the holidays to leverage the need for false intimacy btwn total strangers.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

It took me 55 years, but I finally experienced the swim up pool bar.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

Fear is never a reason to avoid happiness.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

I feel like I'm doing pretty good for this point in life.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Show me your black & white.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 months

I just counted them up, and my move in 30 days will be my 18th address. This feels like a lot for a 57 yr old living a non-military lifestyle. Is it?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 years

What do you do for a living (in a .gif)?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

What was your childhood like? .gifs only.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

UNFILTERED and 54. Wearing those forehead and frown lines with pride. #DontLookYourAgeChallenge

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

"God first. Married. Three kids.' is trying to flirt with me.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Alive & kicking. Happy Friday!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Enjoying my new neighborhood! Getting back to this book.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

10 years

If you don't enjoy your own company, no one else will either.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Hair, hair and more hair.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

I'm taking applications. Who wants to fill the other chair at my new cocktail table?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

THERE IS NO "X" IN ESPRESSO.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 years

According to Hallmark, burned out people just need to drink hot cocoa and get laid.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

I'm down 205 lbs.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

There is no better foreplay than trust.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 years

Describe your "look" or aesthetic in three words.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

5 years

I accidentally ate dinner four times.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

I'm 55 so a bowl of pasta and a few advil are a great Fri night.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

6 days

Oh my God you guys! You absolutely made my day! You turned a shitty birthday into a lovely birthday. I appreciate you more than you can imagine. Cheers to each and everyone of you! I couldn't keep up with replies but know that I am grateful for your messages.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 months

Today is my 30th wedding anniversary. It's a tough day to acknowledge when we've been separated for 9 years. We'll get divorced for our 31st. I hate the idea of a failed marriage. We created a beautiful family, and we still celebrate holidays together. We are just different.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

This is as close as you all are getting to a bathing suit shot.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

Omg I'm such a proud Momma today I might throw up. GRADUATED TWO ENGINEER DAUGHTERS!! I need to do a TedTalk! #BadassDaughters

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

Old broad going out for happy hour and music. Also known as the early bird special.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

Relationship status: I just slapped my own ass.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

I'm getting older, 56. My face is falling. I'm a little overweight. My fitness routine is currently walking sofa to fridge. But I'm healthy. I love people, and they love me back. I have a good home, friends and job. Aging is just fine. #fuckfilters

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

I had to take this picture for work. I'm kind of proud of it though. It's close but minimally filtered and not bad for an older broad.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

I have enough undergarments on to line the hull of a small ship. Is this an acceptable outfit to wear to a September Sat night wedding?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 months

My daughter got engaged! We are overjoyed! Her fiance is a great guy with an absolutely fantastic family! Feeling so blessed!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 months

If you can't smile and nod at me when we pass each other on a walk, I'm going to assume you're a serial killer.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Do I want to know which of my contacts is on Twitter? FUCK NO.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

I'm not interested in long stemmed roses, champagne in a flute, chocolates in a heart shaped box, or diamonds on a chain. Make me laugh.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

8 years

I have no TC. I'm nobody's Twitter Wife I'm in no groups, cliques or whatever. Questioning my actual existence.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

Marriage is based on love and respect. ~ single people

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

I'm 57, and it's hot out, so I'm walking the mall. I might as well be 77

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

5 months

Trying to have normal person hair for a few days.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

My day. How's is yours going (in a pic)?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

What was your first official paid job?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

Covid lesson 678: if you don't cut your hair, it grows.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

Wedding. This is the best I got.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 months

After 9 yrs of separation, hubby and I are finally doing the paperwork and getting divorced. Our daughter got engaged this wknd, so the timing is unusual. Very grateful for his... We are in this together despite the fact that we're getting divorced... attitude! Partners for life!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

No filters. No make-up. This is 54 (for a few more weeks anyway). Grateful for these laugh lines, frown lines and all the grays. It's a damn good life so far.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 years

Tell me your life in 6 words.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

Accidentally smiled.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

First stop on my Me First Monday. I'm enjoying 57 so far!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 years

If you can find a man who isn't on any social media, do that.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

I'm about 15 pounds more than I like to be. I think we Gen Xers care about this a lot more than the rest of the world. Trying to work with what I've got and live healthfully, but ease up on the self-loathing. I feel good. I'm healthy. That is a win.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

I had to use first and middle names on my daughters today for overly rough play in the pool. Ages 22 and 25. With 401ks. This never stops.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

My hand is a scary claw. Good morning and may your Monday feel like a Tuesday.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

Don't seek calmer waters. Rapids will carry you to extraordinary places.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

My day.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

14 days

Taco Tuesday bitches!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

Like a proper Charleston lady

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

10 months

Just completed my first week on Weight Watchers. I'm down 2 lbs and lost my zest for life.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Shameless red light selfie.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

Apparently I am the last person in the world without COVID.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

I almost started touching up a picture this week. But I didn't. I'm 57 and I don't need to look 27, 37 or even 47. We age. I'm not shooting my face full of botox and filler. I've got wrinkles and pores and soon I'll have age spots. I'm so lucky to be alive. I don't mind the rest.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

There is a big difference between alone and lonely.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

7 months

Cheers and happy new year, friends.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Finally BF agreed to a pic! Did I ever mention he's a vampire?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 months

Protip: Lube and hand sanitizer do not belong in the same drawer.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

4 years

With COVID, what do you miss... in one word?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

My Mother's Day present from my girls. Sunset wine sail in Lisbon. SO GREAT!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

1 year

Accurately describes my weekend so far.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

8 months

She thinks this is a terrible picture. I think not! Who is right?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

This is a photo of me falling off the wagon.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

A brand new day.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

3 years

Turning 55 in a few weeks. Is it time to cut the hair off and get a forehead full of botox?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

7 months

I'm so grateful that my kids were born in the 90s and not the 2000s and I don't have to fuck around with this Elf on the Shelf bullshit.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

5 months

Sometimes the glass is half fucked.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

9 years

Laugh loud... it's the best part of life.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

5 years

Ok apparently I'm fasting for the next two weeks until the wedding, but I ZIPPED IT. Are we all good with my best man dress choice?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

8 months

Kinda trashed and dedicated to maintaining a buzz through to Friday morning.

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 months

Aunt Paige week includes 2 awesome teenagers, 3 barky dogs, a pool, and this nice cabernet. Happy FriYAY!

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

7 months

I just saw a post on a group in Facebook where someone was looking for a stud finder. No one commented anything funny. What the hell is wrong with people?

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Paige Randall

@ThePaigeRandall

2 years

Yet again taking the selfie when I mean to be taking a pic of something besides me. This one not bad tho.