Mike Jeavons @TheOnlyMikeJ Twitter profile

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

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5 years

Slow news day?

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

So I’m not one to get political on here very often, but if leaving the EU really is “the will of the people” then why not have a second referendum? If it’s the will of the people, the outcome will be the same, right? So why are you so against it?

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3 years

@Hbomberguy Did they die ‘of’ cannonball or ‘with’ cannonball?

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Mike Jeavons

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7 years

So this is interesting. Advertisers on YouTube can specifically select to not show their ads on gaming content.

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7 years

HOLY CRAP!

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4 years

It’s official: I am now a Master of the Arts. I passed my Creative Writing Masters y’all!

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9 years

This guy fucking loves playing the drums #Eurovision2015 http://t.co/TyFtYAOxD6

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6 years

Yay!

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2 years

This one has put up with me long enough so we’ve been married for 8 years today! Time flies!

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5 years

Absolute LAD

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4 years

11 years together today!

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

CAN 👏 WE 👏 ALL 👏 PLEASE 👏 AGREE 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 WRITING 👏 TWEETS 👏 LIKE 👏 THIS

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6 years

Why do American's say "Tuna fish"? Like, "I'm eating a tuna fish sandwich." Thanks for clarifying, I thought it might be a tuna bear or a tuna bird.

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7 years

What a poser.

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7 years

I know the majority of my viewers watch my stuff on YouTube and this will mean nothing, but after 9 years my videos will no longer feature on Channel Awesome.

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7 years

It seems that Channel Awesome are insistent on putting out this fire by throwing gasoline on it.

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5 years

Hands up if you’re in your 30’s and take naps 🙋‍♂️

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5 years

@TheOnlyMikeJ Have ever been to a doctor about all this? i find it strange a man of your age has a nap in the afternoons.

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5 years

Grace was running around the house thinking she’d lost Basil. 20 mins later she looked behind the tv...

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3 years

Ya boy is double jabbed 💉

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Mike Jeavons

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7 years

Someone's in the news!

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7 years

YouTuber eats McDonald's for a week in copy-cat experiment - and loses weight

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

So I ate vegan for a whole week. Of course having eaten meat/dairy every day of my life I was gonna find it a challenge, and as a noob I was never gonna be an expert. I did my best, yet still received criticism and ridicule from vegans who said I did vegan wrong. Whatyagonnado.

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5 years

Passed the first year of my Masters with merit!

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5 years

Ok, time to put this to bed: Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It's set at a Christmas party. If it wasn't for Christmas, the entire story wouldn't be taking place. Characters wish each other a Merry Christmas like a dozen times. DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

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6 years

It’s Christmas so I’m not taking any shit in my comments this week. If anyone is awful about me, my family, in fact anything at all then consider yourself blocked🖕🏻

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6 years

Shall we do another Week On then?

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5 years

The thing bothering me most about Sonic isn't the separate eyeballs or the white chest or the weird legs... it's that he has individual teeth.

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Mike Jeavons

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7 years

Welp, I’m at 99k YouTube subs, if anyone wants to sub or share to get me to the big 100k I’d be super grateful! :)

Mike Jeavons

Product, food and diet review extraordinaire! Mike Jeavons, aka MikeJ, tracks down some of the craziest diet plans and infomercials in the world, along with the products they advertise, and puts them...

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7 years

Now I’m in the Daily Mail!

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7 years

After hearing the news Prince Harry is engaged.

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4 years

For her birthday we bought my mum a cat ornament which looks like Basil and today she sent us pictures of his adventures around the house and it’s so pure.

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

Combining two different types of cuisine is popular, but I think combining Yorkshire and Mexican is a step too far.

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5 years

People who moan about Basil appearing in my videos should probably just unsub tho cos that ain't gonna change.

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5 years

10 years ago today @GracieJevs and I met and went to see District 9 at the cinema. The best 10 years ever.

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6 years

Had a Five Guys for lunch, and I’m gonna say it... they’re the best fast food burger you can get. Fight me 🍔

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7 years

#VenomMovie

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Mike Jeavons

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4 years

Was in McDonalds earlier and a man walks in not wearing a mask. Staff ask him to wear a mask. His response: Nah mate, I've already had Covid. In fact I still have some symtoms so I can't wear a mask, I struggle to breathe. WTactualF?!

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7 years

Holy hell I reached 10k Twitter followers! Amazing! Thanks to each and every one of you, you’re all brilliant! (Except you. You know who you are)

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7 years

Annual reminder to not believe a word anybody says online over the next 24 hours.

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5 years

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I *may* have just finished a new episode of Infomercialism.

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Mike Jeavons

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3 years

Bit of news from me… The first ever televised Week On will air next Wednesday at 8pm as part of a documentary on Channel 5!

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6 years

Two days into vegan week. Send aid. And meat.

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7 years

I'm also in The Sun, but unfortunately I'm Buzzfeed levels of clickbait and not a page 3 girl.

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7 years

Man eats only McDonald's for a week - but what happened to his body will shock you

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6 years

Jack understands YouTube so little it makes him threaten me with physical violence. Nice.

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4 years

Brexiteers when we end up with #NoDeal

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6 years

Why do I get such venom in my comments when all I do is review supermarket food 🤷‍♂️

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6 years

Handed in my first creative writing assignment for my masters degree. Ahhh!

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6 years

If you ever wanted to see a POV from Sonic's penis, nows your chance!

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Mike Jeavons

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10 years

So, this happened today :) http://t.co/q47hy2oFCO

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Mike Jeavons

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7 years

Whenever I try something new on YouTube why do people say "You've run out of ideas!"? It's literally the opposite of running out of ideas.

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

There’s a reason I rarely reply to comments on YouTube: there are so many people who comment purely to try and hurt me. They attack everything and anything they can. What do they get out of it?

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Mike Jeavons

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4 years

Well then

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3 years

I am officially JABBED.

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5 years

Only on YouTube can you be called a prick for announcing you’re supporting a charity. YouTube never fails to surprise me.

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4 years

I saw that Christopher Lee was trending and panicked because I thought 'oh no he's died!' but then I remembered he died a while ago which made me sad anyway.

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Mike Jeavons

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7 years

Channel update: News, Leaving CA and Moving Forward: via @YouTube

Channel update: News, Leaving CA and Moving Forward

Catch up with Mike:https://www.twitter.com/theonlymikejhttps://www.instagram.com/mikejeavons/https://www.patreon.com/mikej https://www.patreon.com/shamefulse...

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4 years

It’s been 5 years to the day since Blip closed its doors! Those were the days.......

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6 years

I may have already started filming the next Week On. Spoiler: it sucks. Big time.

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5 years

Went to the supermarket today and I swear to god it was one of the most brutal, post-apocalyptic hellscapes I’ve ever been in. People do not give a shit what they do or who they hurt so long as they get their packet of luxury pigs in blankets.

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6 years

Christopher seems angry

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5 years

RIP Grumpy Cat! I’ll always remember our time together 😫

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5 years

This cat is prettier than most people.

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

Following recent feedback I hereby announce that I am stepping down from my YouTube channel to allow Basil and Grace to take over.

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Mike Jeavons

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3 years

Merry Christmas all! Basil had more gifts than both me and Grace and he was completely ungrateful the little shit

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

My debut adult novel Viral is out NOW on Amazon UK and Amazon US 😃

Viral

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

Reading Jurassic Park when suddenly I realised the movie has been lying to me for 25 years.

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Mike Jeavons

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5 years

Hey Americans, so I understand you have to pay when you call an ambulance, but... do you have to pay when you call for a fire engine? I mean, I know the answer but it’s still an emergency service, so why do you pay for one and not the other?

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6 years

I would like to create the word ‘vegansplaining’ to be used when vegans try to belittle you for not eating edamame beans correctly.

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

Hmm, should I release a new Infomercialism tonight?

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5 years

I think my cat is a dog.

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Mike Jeavons

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1 month

Earlier this year I decided to take a social media holiday to focus on my writing. It’s been hugely productive, but I now think it’s time I made a return to share bad jokes, pictures of theme parks and the strange things I’ve eaten. I’ve also got something exciting to share…

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7 years

This McDonalds thing has gone a bit far now. I’m gonna go eat a Burger King to make a point. I dunno what point. But a point.

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6 years

What a dude

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5 years

Breaking news: A YouTuber did something terrible! Also, water is wet.

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5 years

Happy new year! Here’s our cat being frightened by Prosecco

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7 years

My favourite part of sausage party was when the food said "fuck".

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4 years

Look what Grace got me for Valentine’s Day! 😍

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

Lots of angry people in the comments of the new Week On because I’m not doing vegan yet. It’s up next, it just that I’ve been planning Katie Price Nutrition since way before I even got to 100k subs!

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7 years

Week on live update: I’m not dead.

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6 years

The irony is, now that he's clicked, watched and commented on my video, he'll probably see me pop up in his recommendations even more 🤣

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5 years

Now I have an audience.

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10 years

For Mother's Day, I suggest giving your Mum Microsoft Office as a gift. Word to your mother.

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5 years

Dear America: Craig and Gregg don’t rhyme. And Graham and Gram shouldn’t sound the same. Thanks, Mike

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4 years

I love spending half an hour queueing 2m apart to get inside a supermarket just to have people climbing over each other once they’re actually inside.

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4 years

He cannot be stopped.

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

STOP THE COUNT!

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Mike Jeavons

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I mean it’s obvious

Latest in space

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3 years

NEWS 🚨: Mysterious cube-shaped anomaly discovered on the moon's far side by Chinese rover The rover will spend the next 2-3 months verifying it

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Mike Jeavons

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7 years

So because my subs have grown faster than I expected the next Week On won’t be vegan (I’ve already bought all the stuff for it!), but it WILL be the one after that (so long as I meet the goal - don’t want to jinx it). I’ll do an update soon on where things are!

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Mike Jeavons

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5 years

I have decided: At some point in my life I will own a duck. Or ducks. Maybe a rescue duck. I don’t care. I just really want a duck.

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Mike Jeavons

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The names of the characters in The Hunger Games sound like Suzanne Collins used a random name generator and then just used whatever came up first. Effie Trinket Caesar Flickerman Claudius Templesmith

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

Disney now owns all Fox properties. ... Say hello to the latest Disney princess!

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Mike Jeavons

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5 years

It’s ok if a tv show didn’t end like you thought it would. You’ll be ok. You’ll get through this.

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

There sure are a lot of twathead vegans in my YouTube comments this week.

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6 years

The abuse I see by British YouTubers of the word “them” is offensive. “Them chips were delicious.” “Look at them rollercoasters.” NO.

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6 years

Remember when Pokemon Go came out? There was no fighting. No hate. Just a bunch of 13 year olds hanging out with 39 year old men at 11pm in the park. Wait.

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Mike Jeavons

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2 years

Me yesterday: I’m invincible, I’ve avoided Covid for over 2 years! Me today: shit

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Mike Jeavons

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4 years

Happy #NationalBlackCatDay !

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Mike Jeavons

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6 years

I wonder why some vegans get surprised that they have a bad reputation 🤔

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7 years

This is a pretty cool poster but I’ve been laughing at the size of his right leg for ten straight minutes!

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7 years

Skyrim is 6 years old, right? It came out in 2011? So why the hell is it £50 on the Switch?!

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6 years

It’s the year 2089. Half of mankind has starved, the other half victims of World War 5. One lone man sits in the House of Commons, cursed to speak the last ever words uttered by humanity. As he takes his last breath he opens his mouth to speak... “Brexit...”

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