So I’m not one to get political on here very often, but if leaving the EU really is “the will of the people” then why not have a second referendum?
If it’s the will of the people, the outcome will be the same, right? So why are you so against it?
I know the majority of my viewers watch my stuff on YouTube and this will mean nothing, but after 9 years my videos will no longer feature on Channel Awesome.
So I ate vegan for a whole week. Of course having eaten meat/dairy every day of my life I was gonna find it a challenge, and as a noob I was never gonna be an expert. I did my best, yet still received criticism and ridicule from vegans who said I did vegan wrong. Whatyagonnado.
Ok, time to put this to bed: Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It's set at a Christmas party. If it wasn't for Christmas, the entire story wouldn't be taking place. Characters wish each other a Merry Christmas like a dozen times.
DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
It’s Christmas so I’m not taking any shit in my comments this week. If anyone is awful about me, my family, in fact anything at all then consider yourself blocked🖕🏻
For her birthday we bought my mum a cat ornament which looks like Basil and today she sent us pictures of his adventures around the house and it’s so pure.
Was in McDonalds earlier and a man walks in not wearing a mask. Staff ask him to wear a mask. His response:
Nah mate, I've already had Covid. In fact I still have some symtoms so I can't wear a mask, I struggle to breathe.
WTactualF?!
There’s a reason I rarely reply to comments on YouTube: there are so many people who comment purely to try and hurt me. They attack everything and anything they can. What do they get out of it?
I saw that Christopher Lee was trending and panicked because I thought 'oh no he's died!' but then I remembered he died a while ago which made me sad anyway.
Went to the supermarket today and I swear to god it was one of the most brutal, post-apocalyptic hellscapes I’ve ever been in. People do not give a shit what they do or who they hurt so long as they get their packet of luxury pigs in blankets.
Hey Americans, so I understand you have to pay when you call an ambulance, but... do you have to pay when you call for a fire engine?
I mean, I know the answer but it’s still an emergency service, so why do you pay for one and not the other?
Earlier this year I decided to take a social media holiday to focus on my writing. It’s been hugely productive, but I now think it’s time I made a return to share bad jokes, pictures of theme parks and the strange things I’ve eaten. I’ve also got something exciting to share…
Lots of angry people in the comments of the new Week On because I’m not doing vegan yet. It’s up next, it just that I’ve been planning Katie Price Nutrition since way before I even got to 100k subs!
So because my subs have grown faster than I expected the next Week On won’t be vegan (I’ve already bought all the stuff for it!), but it WILL be the one after that (so long as I meet the goal - don’t want to jinx it). I’ll do an update soon on where things are!
The names of the characters in The Hunger Games sound like Suzanne Collins used a random name generator and then just used whatever came up first.
Effie Trinket
Caesar Flickerman
Claudius Templesmith
Remember when Pokemon Go came out? There was no fighting. No hate. Just a bunch of 13 year olds hanging out with 39 year old men at 11pm in the park. Wait.
It’s the year 2089. Half of mankind has starved, the other half victims of World War 5. One lone man sits in the House of Commons, cursed to speak the last ever words uttered by humanity.
As he takes his last breath he opens his mouth to speak...
“Brexit...”