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Life hack: if telling the truth is inconvenient just lie

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Emperor Norton I 👑

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Europeans: "I'm travelling to the United States." The States:

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Americans: “I’m travelling to Europe.” Europe:

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@nickypoo_MO Florida shouldn't be anywhere

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@KingArPharazon I'm gonna visit every shithole city in Europe so you will think I'm cool

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USA USA USA 🇺🇸

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He forgave my student loan debt. The Biden admin found that the Trump admin wrongfully denied my PSLF application. They corrected the mistake. And now I'm debt free. Thank you Biden!

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What has Joe Biden done for you? Absolutely nothing

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@KaitMarieox Unlike Floyd he received a trial and was not executed in the streets.

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@feraljokes "Yes, I'll have a late term abortion please." "Sir, this is a bar." "You heard me."

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4 years

Step 1: Help Trump Win Step 2: ??? Step 3: Progressive Utopia

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@MarshaBlackburn White Americans have a centuries long history of stealing land from Native Americans and stealing labor from African-Americans.

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@Maloney Wonder what was happening in 2020 that made more people wanna vote by mail?

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@cringepolitik "males cannot experience emotions such as remorse and generosity." So sad that someone believes that.

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@RSLC 1. The Queen doesn't set policy in the UK. She's reading a speech given to her by the government. 2. Would you like the US to still be subjects of the British monarchy? 3. How exactly would the Dems, or anyone else, "cancel" her?

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It’s not my place to tell Canada how to run its affairs, but I think they should put these out.

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More than 200 wildfires are currently burning in Canada 🔥

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@jacksonhinklle Braver than you’ll ever be

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@RNCResearch I know this is a foreign concept for you guys, but this is politeness.

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My student loans were forgiven! My PSLF application was denied under Trump. @POTUS is reviewing those that were denied under the former guy. I didn’t have to reapply or anything. #CancelStudentDebt #ThanksBiden @What46HasDone

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@sleepesocialist What suffering is that? You have a philosophy professor, which obviously means you have access to higher education. How many people, now or in the history of humanity, have had that privilege?

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@NikkiHaley The job is the catch them. Not catching them is bad actually.

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@ploughmansfolly 1. I don’t have 1/2 acre 2. Sounds like a lot of work. Am I supposed to quit my day job to take care of this farm?

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@nikicaga One thing is clear from these pics, they miss racial segregation.

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@nickypoo_MO Florida shouldn't be anywhere

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@BrookeKushwaha Very Christian of them. Unlike Republican governors in Florida and Texas

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@alpharivelino @afraidofwasps however...

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@nwunyeegombute1 Not with that attitude

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@maggieNYT @peterbakernyt Trumps colluded with hostile foreign power to win WH. Clinton lied about an affair. Yep, equally bad.

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@LibsSuckaBigOne @CrimeInNYC If they get all that for free, then why are they out there selling stuff trying to make money?

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@keviv71 I need a Democrat meetup so bad

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@LucaHCacciatore And Hitler just wanted the purple areas of Czechoslovakia

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@VictoriaAfrica9 Listen, the reason all your ex's became gay is not because of that.

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@andylassner Something tasteful. We want it to be civil after all.

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The European mind cannot comprehend this.

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@RogueSNRadvisor @SarahPalinUSA "Alaska, New Russia, Canada, Illnoise, Yorksylvania, Californication, Alabamie, Ole Miss, New England, and Lame Stream Media."

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@HeerJeet Would be nice if a certain progressive candidate could convince his online army to target Trump, instead of fellow progressives who aren't in the cult of personality.

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@JasonSCampbell It's actually my favorite holiday. But I'm not willing to kill grandma for it.

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@Alkibiades_ Amazing how these superior people were so easily destroyed by less superior ones. Might make one question just how superior they truly were. But no! We will not use our thinking skills, as that is a leftist plot.

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@GuyFrees One of these is a lot more money than the other, and it looks like you don’t know which that is

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@MaxKennerly @CillizzaCNN Some say she's the Queen of England, others say she's the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and yet others say she's the Queen of Canada. WHICH IS IT????

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@joshtpm Stalin's Gestapo was the worst.

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@RealSaavedra Then Alabama lost it's first home game in years. #LSUvsBAMA #ETTD #TrumpCurse

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@ArmandDoma I spent some time in Taiwan and I can totally see this. The emphasis on education there is scolding you for what you did wrong. Not praising you for what you did right.

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Wow. Ok

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@juliamoserrrr Zumped

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@phortuenti @queerBengali "Things can't be any worse." Famous last words

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@MarshaBlackburn OMG, you have uncovered the scandal of our lifetimes. Imagine the horror of providing care for the elderly.

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@HeidiBriones Either Trump or Biden will be president next year. Not choosing between the two won't change that fact. Congratulations on being so privileged that it doesn't matter to you either way.

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@ChrisCtkwilson @Peter_Wehner @RadioFreeTom Cause he's appointing the judges they like, and cutting their taxes.

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@nikicaga Sounds really complicated. How about we just have governments capable of enforcing laws?

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@nikicaga It's often like this in the Dallas area. I can take a bus and get there in 1 hour or drive in 10 mins. Wtf would I take the bus unless I had absolutely no choice?

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@crakkkers In states controlled by republicans. Every election matters not just the presidential one.

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@RichardGrenell How would republicans change this? Would they pass laws regulating the names this business could give its products? Do you not believe in free enterprise?

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@ArkansasWorker USA to Mississippi: $10,400,000,000 from the American Rescue Act and the Infrastructure bills in 2021. Biden declared an emergency in MS, which means they will have access to emergency federal resources to assist with this crisis. But cool tweet tho

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@NOTSeanMcCarthy Then why is Russia killing so many of “their people”?

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@3liza @pixelatedboat It's a piece of one ply toilet paper

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@Plz_Relax_ 200 million vaxxed Ended our longest war Funding to replace lead pipes to remove (remember Flint?) 6 million jobs added Has he created a utopia? No. But under no metric are things worse.

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@yesvatore Where do I get the materials and knowledge to build the house? And we only have a diet of beans? How many months of work before I actually have beans to eat?

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@brendanfrizzell Look on the bright side. Sometimes he can host

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@IAmKrishanPatel @AaronBlake The new GOP slogan: "For my friends everything, for my enemies the law".

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@taileventh @ImJusSayingTho @ENIMALwins Yes. Trump wouldn’t have been able to appoint the 3 justices who just voted to overturn Roe

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@DCsmom51 @WalkerBragman How would he have gotten any of those things with a Republican senate?

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@williamlegate @EsperDoD @POTUS @FLOTUS @DeptofDefense @WhiteHouse Trump is living up to his campaign promise to "make the White House white again."

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I'm not the only one who sees it right?

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@CarneyMichael5 working class with a stock portfolio? what a great country this is. must not be very good at investing tho if you're at -75%. Government can't stop you from making bad investing decisions.

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@marcorubio Imagine counting all the votes to see who won.

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@nikicaga Alaskans look like polar bears

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@kennedytcooper The cartoon you make when you definitely know what the Secretary of Transportation does.

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@CatgirlAnarcho Stonewall Riots 1969 Supreme Court rules in favor of gay marriage 2015 Only took 46 years for SCOTUS to hear about those riots, get scared, and give rights.

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He definitely is the sort of guy who walks into a place, sees and old friend and says, "they'll let anybody in here."

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Tim Walz 100000% stands at his doorstep when it’s raining and says “we needed this”

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@tawnythetonton A nice sized home with a yard, what's not to like?

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@NoContextBrits The House of Windsor

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@osiris_neits @Oseguera2020 Shitposting is the only way to achieve anything

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@mattyglesias It's almost like he's the secretary of transportation and this is a bill about transportation.

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@johnrich I know you wish liberals were as heartless and cruel as you, but the liberals of Martha’s Vineyard are helping the people who were tricked for a political stunt.

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There will be 4,696 delegates at the Democratic National Convention. lol at 30 delegates.

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With large-scale protests planned at the Democratic National Convention, 30 Uncommitted delegates representing 700,000 voters waiting for a meeting, and student encampments likely to restart in the coming weeks, VP @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz are running out of time to unite

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@Artsymarxist @comradebubbly

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@ThunkingMan @joshtpm In Mother Russia the gazpacho eats you.

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@uaustinclassics Just the worst sort of history. "You know what caused the fall of Rome? Cancel culture." And here I thought it was because their version of Big Bird encouraged children to be vaccinated.

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There’s not going to be a revolution. The Senate will not be abolished. Want to advance progress in this country? We need more red state Democrats. We need MORE Joe Manchins.

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@yeahitsJ0sh They don't have a problem with gays as long as they are completely closeted and straight acting.

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@AndrewYang We already did this and most of us chose Biden.

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@RegionalUSFood

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@FrankLuntz Thank you for posting this. It reminded me that I should have unfollowed ages ago.

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@wolverine_salty I see, Zelensky is a Jew and therefore wants money...right? Putin, of course, is a notorious peacemaker.

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@SameeraKhan Parading not the same as actually conducting warfare. You can ask Russia about that.

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@Chen_YenHan Maybe this is apocryphal, but I heard that Wan Li was chosen as minister of railways because his name means 10,000 miles

Wan Li - Wikipedia

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@TrueSlazac It's very uncool to like Biden. I've never met a shy Trump supporter. They are loud and proud.

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@kept_simple The forefront of conservative intellectual thought. Conservative 1: "When is it ok to murder someone for a minor transgression?" Conservative 2: "That depends. What color is the person in question?"

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@WM0197 @DrJillStein He never recovered from that mean email someone wrote about him. Politics are so vicious!

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@RepRosendale @dcexaminer We get it, you don't want to celebrate the end of slavery.

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@JordanUhl This is awesome! Thank you Biden.

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@HarrisVotes @breaking_et @CGHollins Please count all the votes. Don't listen to any so called "judge" that tells you to throw out hundreds of thousands of legitimate votes.

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@waltshaub Granbury, TX