John Cena: Hey, Undertaker. Please fight me.
Undertaker: I’m going to leave you hanging for two months and then return via blood wizardry
Rusev: Hey, Undertaker. It’s Rusev Day
Undertaker: See you in a heavily advertised Casket Match.
If The Flash gets shelved too then we’ll essentially have never gotten Michael Keaton back as Batman and he won’t even know because he never watches anything.
Brad Pitt just called DiCaprio “LDC,” made a Titanic door joke, gave double fingerguns, took off using a jet pack and crashed into the cocktail shrimp bar.
#GoldenGlobes
When I was stranded on a desert island I put a message in a bottle and sent it adrift. It read “Please make a TV show where Regina King kicks people’s asses to Trent Reznor music.” Someone found it.
#WatchmenHBO
I don’t usually get into a bunch of personal/family stuff on here but my son, who is autistic and requires a lot of in-school aid and support, just completed his entire junior year virtually. It was hard. And utterly exhausting. But he did it. And I’m very proud.
As we head into the Falcon & Winter Soldier finale, let’s celebrate Wyatt Russell for delivering an awesome, layered performance of a flawed character who both viewers and characters on the show were meant to immediately resent.
His parents being murdered sucked, for sure, but Batman must also hate Christmas. His mystery odor returns. His car’s fucked. Joker’s in the wind. Robin’s just shitting eggs. What an ordeal.
Wong: “Let’s enter the multiverse of madness.”
Strange: “Sure. But did you read this article about how Disney and Sony couldn’t come to terms about the financial split of Spider-Man?”
BONUS
@WEWpodcast
this week with…
...special guest WWE SmackDown Women’s Champion
@BeckyLynchWWE
!
We chat about the
#Evolution
PPV and how Becky strives to the be the top Superstar in
#WWE
, male or female.
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Has Hallmark ever considered doing a big Avengers-style mega Christmas movie featuring Lacey Chabert, Danica McKeller, Alicia Witt, and Lori Laughlin?
Evil Dean Cain: “I have an army.”
Witt: “We have a Rachael Leigh Cook.”
!!Spoiler for The Mandalorian finale...
Whoever specifically made the call that we should wrap up 2020 with Sasha Banks giving Boba Fett a Tornado DDT should be on the Nobel shortlist.
If you ever have to leave the main social room at Thanksgiving and go into a different part of the house and just sit in the dark for 5 minutes, you’re my people.