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Want to be famous? I put people on TV! Netflix, Bravo, MTV & more! | IG: @TheLaurenSpears | NOW CASTING: LOVE IS BLIND!

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my issue is that I have the appetite of a a 16 year old male athlete and the metabolism of a 45 year old divorcé.
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@punkin_lunkin @yellowflower85 @frodazyyy @andrea_roberts9 @Mrs_JTS @DollbabyAJ @Brieyonce I’ve read a ton about women in their 20’s / 30’s and / or women without kids who have gone to get their tubes tied only to have doctors refuse bc “their future husband may want kids” - I truly think lose my shit and go to jail that day
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@lazaun @shOoObz @iDont_Chase WHAT? Since when is ANY of this legal? It breaks my heart that she’s talking about her experience like it’s normal / okay
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@enews Still me at the thought of having kids:
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@karlogan_ The level of embarrassment I would feel if a man had the audacity to propose to me at someone else’s wedding
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I feel like we should all file a class action lawsuit and get reimbursed for that facking $200 TI83 calculator
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casual reminder that instead of doing Secret Santa with your coworkers and spending $15-$20 on gag gifts y’all can combine your money and give a child with absolutely nothing warm clothes and an amazing Christmas. Thanks!
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This dude just sent me 3 dick pics and then asked me how my day is going . . Not great, Drew.
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Nothing says relaxation like a female uber driver 🤗🥰
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I could cure cancer and someone would still ask me about the time I tossed that girls mattress off a balcony 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
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ok but why is this egg prettier than me
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Why is it that when I look in the mirror naked I’m like “YAS GIRL!” And then I put on shorts and a crop top and I’m all:
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I'm a really nice person because even after a break up, I never change my netflix password. #yawelcome
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@Mistie_Morning @JAYVERSACE omg same! My parents have chickens and cats, the opossums come out and it’s like a facking block party...every night 😂 worst pic ever, but you can see the cat and the new baby opossum here...I named him raymond lolol
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Does anyone else think that in-n-out is overrated?
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2.5 months ago my stepdad had a heart attack that left him unresponsive and with a CT scan promising nothing more than life as a vegetable. Now, he’s currently texting me excited to watch Hallmark movies at Christmas and dancing. Never been happier or more amazed in my life tbh
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@roseybeeme @EuanHolden OH MY GOD I TRIED TO RECRUIT HIM FOR A DATING SHOW AND HE SAID HE DIDNT HAVE TIME FATE WAS SAVING HIM FOR #PRETTYPLANEGIRL
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@Hayl_skor @hinesight_ 22 is the best age to do literally whatever the fuck you want, seriously. Don’t even start thinking until 25, you wont want the same ish anyway 😂
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"Why would I lie about something like this?!?!?" -Jax, every episode of every season of #PumpRules that he lies about something like this.
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Random dude: “you seem very chill” @themeredith : “oh no, that’s just my disinterest” 😂😂😂
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@demigoddessnik basically all I did! while it may have taught me to be alone (I’m *extremely* cool with being alone now lol,) I never FELT alone. I would finish some books and be emotionally exhausted - felt like I was besties with damn near every character 😂😂😂
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I’ve just read that there are 18.6 MILLION millionaires and 705 billionaires in the United States and simply cannot deal with the fact that people don’t have HOMES
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don't let people treat you like a cigarette; use you when they're bored and step on you when they're done. be a drug. make them die for you.
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@SkelBea @SpookyAnarchist Oh my God is this why I have to take breaks
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@yellowflower85 @LickMyAsz @punkin_lunkin @frodazyyy @andrea_roberts9 @Mrs_JTS @DollbabyAJ @Brieyonce My favorite part, though, is that if you REALLY want one, the best way to get it is to verbally tell the doctor that you want them to note that they told you know - and why - in your chart. They won’t put it in writing bc they know they are trash 🤗🤗🤗🤗
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my co worker just asked this dude at work how long he’s been with his girl and he sighed heavily and said “too long” and lemme tell ya i’d rather be solo than have someone feel that way about me and stick around anyway ✌🏻
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my professor just told the class "not to feel anxious about the exam," and then proceeded to say a prayer for all of us 😂😂😂 #dead
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@ravillegas951 @Lizzytrizzy I’m so pleased to see that people share my love for Joanne the scammer 😂❤️
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my friends after I tell them about some crazy shit I did that made me 100 percent hard to love:
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bby girl you’re not hard to love he’s just a lil bitch
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@MaggieAstor @anonymousmommmy God how fucked up is it that if you’re female you can literally FEEL what she’s feeling. 😞
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@2000sphase @DEE_NASTEE Omfg every child needs to have this kind of confidence / be hyped up like this 😂👏🏻
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YoU LoOk BeSt iN yOuR nAtuRaL StaTe WiThOuT mAkeUp ....Kay BRAD well you look better without cargo shorts but I was going to mind my own business
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CHIPOTLE IS NOW MAKING QUESO! I REPEAT, CHIPOTLE IS NOW MAKING QUESO
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I have paypal, venmo, and square cash you can choose 💁🏼
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act like mean girls can't apply to everything. #cats #gosports http://t.co/C7wsGsli9S
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I hate when men do something offensive to women and then try to claim it isn’t like “I HaVe SiStErZ!” Like okay Brad I used to have a goldfish named Preston since we’re talking about shit that doesn’t matter
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Just thinking about the fact that i was the first person on reality tv to throw a mattress off of a balcony 🤷🏼‍♀️
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I want a doughnut and 6 cheeseburgers but I also want to look good naked Literally we have had people land on the moon I should not have to choose.
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@iJaadee At this point if you told me to come over I would buy a flight immediately 😂😂
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Y’all I asked my girlfriend how her night went and I am cackling 😂
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My cousin caught her boyfriend with another girl and he told her he set it up because he knew that she was trying to catch him cheating and she believed it please GOD someone send this girl some help 😂😂😂😂
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@bgcteainsta I would say I feel like I should get to cast it 😂😂😂
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I can’t post this on insta because my grandma follows me but seriously
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Okay so meredith just told me that she has another friend named lauren and that lauren had a queso fountain at her wedding so if my future husband is out reading this I need you to know that we are also going to have a queso fountain that is all
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Lauren Spears - Casting Producer
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My uber driver told me that when i walked up to his car the “way my hair swayed” told him that I like to “party.” FIRST OF ALL . . . you’re super intuitive sir carry on
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My mom just asked me if I cast Love Island and I just 😂😂😂 ...that’s what I’ve been doing for the past 6 months 😂😂😂
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@TheGreyHaired @fxgit @ItsZaeOk @sarahlugor this tweet is trash tbh. your feelings are valid, i'm sorry that happened to you
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@TheMeccanism This screenshot sent me lol
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My mom is drinking wine and on the phone coaching her girlfriend how to block Trump supporters on Facebook and EYE am feeling like a proud parent 😂
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Update: the ikea delivery guy not only commented on my freaking boobs, he got my name from my signature and DM’d me on instagram. GUYS: THIS. IS. TERRIFYING. DO NOT DO THIS.
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Sorry I can’t go out with you, I’m busy binge watching episodes of “As Told By Ginger,” I’m sure you understand
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MY LIFE IS COMPLETE 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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A guy that I’m not dating (we hang out on Sundays sometimes) just texted me a paragraph about how he’s met someone? I don’t even know your roommates name. It’s fine sir 😂
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it’s amazing. men LOVE to sexualize women, use their photos for personal use, etc. But the second women agree that they are beautiful / love the way they look, they are considered to be “vain” and “untrustworthy.” Please get it together, Erick.
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@melissa_bellle @daddymimi_ @diorpostergirI @skinclasshero THESE. The Dr. Dennis ones are pricey but you can get a 5 pack for $17 to see if you like them. I have been PLEASANTLY surprised with the Ordinary glycolic acid. I’m no beauty guru but I’m so happy with my skin rn 🤗
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The lady at the McDonald’s drive thru window just told me that i look like a Barbie doll so if anyone needs me I’ll be acting brand new for the rest of the day
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My mom rescued a cat - he’s wild as hell and I have to keep calling him down off the mantle. That’s fine, okay. But y’all she has named him Waylon. How did I end up in BFE Kentucky screaming “Waylon! Get down!” like a teen mom
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@filmswift People with severe injuries or women in labor started calling uber’s instead 😭
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The man named Chad also asked me if I knew who skrillex was and I said “from first to last is my shit!” And he didn’t understand the reference. Basically I can confirm that guys named Chad are exactly as we stereotype them on the Internet
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absolutely wild to me that a psych test isn’t required to be the facking president of the United States of America 😂
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Take a shot every time a guy who says "I respect that" doesn't actually respect that 🥂🥂🥂🥂
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@mad4plaidmn @Mickcollins32 She should divorce his ass tbh 😂
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Just unfollowed a blogger who posted a picture with the caption: “I think we are all getting tired of loungewear!” . girl who in the french toast is WE?
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So my mom just goes “we should get some coke” and my immediate response was “like...the drink?” and she looks at me, bewildered and snaps “YES LIKE THE DRINK” 😂😂😂
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Woke up to a dick pic and a message asking "do you like naughty photos?" Nope, sure don't. This is the lords day.
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Me when I’m not getting enough attention
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casual reminder that you and a literal GROUP of your friends sitting in the same room playing drinking games doesn’t count as quarantining or social distancing
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A human being just told me that they have never seen hocus pocus and then acted like it wasn’t a big deal? Am I on glue or is that not weird af?
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@JoyyUnSpeakable This is why I stay in my fucking lane. Ballet class or shots at the bar, that’s IT. 😂🤢
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So I’ve been seeing this guy who is like super cool and fun and all was going well until he tried to hand me a bra that wasn’t mine lololol how was everyone else’s morning 😂😂😂😂😂 #Lord
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If dudes asked for a weight or bra size verification they’d be crucified so I can’t jump on this party train
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Introducing the thing you never asked for, but definitely always wanted—Tinder Height Verification. Coming soon. Read more about it here:
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shout out to the @Daddyissues__ girl who posted everything we were all too stuck up to admit and is now famous af for it 💁🏼💅🏻👍🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👑✨
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My dad just got FaceBook and keeps liking all of my moms posts about watching out for red flags. They've been divorced for 27 years. Truly the level of petty I aspire to be.
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P.S. I'm still looking for the next star of a huge network. If you're batshit crazy and want a month long Island vacation, speak now
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why do the new BGC girls get a lifestyle coach? you know what will make ya change? watching yourself be an asshole on national television 😂
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@BluZankofa @KingIcy_ This is fucking stressful. All of this crazy shit happening in the world and you’re just going to DUMP the wafers? Ok
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@themeredith Want me to find his mom on FaceBook
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My bf wants to be them for Halloween but i have yet to inform him that EYE would like to be machine gun kelly 💁🏼‍♀️
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Had to buy some $8 cover girl brow gel in a pinch and y’all let me tell you I have been BAMBOOZLED AND LED ASTRAY! I’ve been paying $30 for brow gel and this $8 cover girl is ASTRONOMICALLY BETTER
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BLESS ITS TINY HEART
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sometimes I wonder what would have happened if @JUDiJAiKRAZi and I were on the same season. we both party the hardest hands down😂
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Well. God closed a door and opened an extremely attractive window 🧐
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girl if you're crying off your perfectly winged eyeliner, he better be a really big fucking deal.
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To this day I think my favorite photo is from the time I had to take a photo editing class in college so I spent the entire semester cropping my ex out of photos that I liked of myself 😂
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This dude who runs his own business said people come to him for mentoring and ask how he’s so successful, and he said his best advice is to marry someone that makes you miserable and all you’ll do is work 🤣🤣🤣
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If I could pick one person to have done a show with it FER SHURE would be Cara Maria from The Challenge
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Lauren Spears - Casting Producer
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SHUT RIGHT UP. WE DO NOT DESERVE ANY OF THE ANIMALS. NONE OF THEM
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As an only child I am SO HERE for this freakish game
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my favorite holiday tradition is playing "sibling or lover" with my white friends' instagram posts
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@yellowflower85 @LickMyAsz @punkin_lunkin @frodazyyy @andrea_roberts9 @Mrs_JTS @DollbabyAJ @Brieyonce I agree. the argument is that some 20% of women under 30 who got one regretted it + they have a higher chance of failing if the woman is under 30 and it’s considered “negligent” to give the green light 🙃🙄 ...yet they never mention these things
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people who say “stay tuned” on Snapchat are cancelled
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Lauren Spears - Casting Producer
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I got asked to a wedding and had to turn it down because I’m going to a Harry Potter themed ball is that embarrassing
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