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2 years

I’m back.

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2 years

I will feed on the souls of the damned.

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1 year

I’m smoking weed and marijuana.

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3 years

I’m going to kill James Corden.

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5 years

Odie is a little tattletale bitch.

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4 years

The only thing I hate more than Mondays? COPS.

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1 year

I call the joints I roll ‘Elon Musk’ because they’re always a big fatty. One love. Peace & weed.

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1 year

I now have the only copy of Elon_SelfSuckAttempt.mov.

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4 years

THUGS

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4 years

Nermal has died of Covid-19.

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1 year

If you rearrange the letters in Odie, it spells dildoe.

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4 years

Choke on shit and die.

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6 years

Before you call me racist, consider this: I’ve seen Big Momma’s House 2. Twice.

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2 years

@imcraigschwartz His spirit is broken. He is a broken man. He might as well be dead.

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3 years

I’ve known about climate change for decades but have hidden the truth in order to maximize profits.

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1 year

I won an award for being fat.

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6 years

I’m actively working to undermine democracy.

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6 years

If you try to arrest me, I’ll bite you.

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5 years

Your mom knows who I am.

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1 year

I pissed in a bottle of Clorox and hid it in Jon’s room with the cap off.

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3 years

I have big balls for a cat.

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2 years

I could beat up Jackie Chan. I just don’t want to.

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5 years

I hate all living creatures.

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2 years

Another day with 37 missed calls from Dua Lipa.

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5 years

If Jon tries to tell me about the health benefits of CBD oil one more time, I’m going to bite his face off and nail it to the wall.

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5 years

Jon locks his bedroom door, but I can hear him practicing what he’ll say if he ever meets the Property Brothers.

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5 years

CATS trailer is porn for me. Nice.

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5 years

You’ll never quarantine ME.

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6 years

Jon is a loser.

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6 years

Ever met a cat who hates Mondays? Now you have, bitch.

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5 years

If Kim Jong-un is dead, I am willing to take his place as Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

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6 years

I’d rather have diarrhea than show emotional vulnerability.

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5 years

For those wondering, Lyman is dead.

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1 year

I put a bath bomb in the hot tub at the airbnb Jon rented, and now he has to pay $2700 to have it fixed.

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4 years

I fuck.

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4 years

I bit the mailman’s dick, and now he needs reconstructive surgery.

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4 years

Eat my ass.

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5 years

Every single Star Wars movie sucks.

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1 year

I piss wide.

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5 years

I smoke weed and watch Spongebob.

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4 years

I’m not a war criminal. Yet.

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4 years

Jon is going to rehab again for his cell phone game addiction.

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3 years

Everyone should get divorced.

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6 years

I ate nachos off the floor.

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6 years

I blame others for things that are my fault.

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6 years

I’m an influencer.

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4 years

I blackmailed the manager of a Quiznos who used his work computer to look at porn.

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6 years

It should be illegal to criticize me.

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6 years

Ninjago sucks.

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6 years

The best part of having orange fur is that I don’t have to wash my hands after eating a family size bag of Cheetos.

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5 years

I steal 20s from Jon’s wallet when he’s in the shower.

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5 years

The reason I “hate” Mondays is so that you pathetic office drones will relate to me and buy my merchandise.

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5 years

Hi little bitch boy @markwahlberg

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6 years

Odie wants to watch The Emoji Movie again. I’m going to spit in his egg nog.

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6 years

Millennials know I’m thicc, not fat.

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4 years

Odie is ANTIFA.

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3 years

Nothing lasts forever. Especially a marriage. Get divorced.

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4 years

“The only good cop is a dead cop.” -Odie

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4 years

Teach me how to abuse employees @TheEllenShow

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5 years

I will assassinate Odie.

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3 years

A foul odor emerges from my anus.

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3 years

I’m going to kill someone. Most likely Jon.

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4 years

I have diarrhea again.

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4 years

If being a fat, lazy piece of shit are prerequisites for being President, consider me overqualified.

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5 years

Jon suggested he dress up like Joe Exotic so we can take some “funny” pictures for social media so I spit in his eyes and kicked him in the dick.

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6 years

In case you dipshits didn’t realize, my “stripes” are actually tribal tats.

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6 years

My ideological dishonesty prevents me from feeling remorse.

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5 years

I willingly lie to the American public on a daily basis.

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1 year

I stole Jon’s catalytic converter.

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4 years

For my birthday, I’d like to take a shit and piss on a police officer’s face. Any takers?

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3 years

I’m going to piss in Jon’s shoes today.

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5 years

I plan on ruining Thanksgiving.

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7 years

I'm angry for no good reason.

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8 years

I'm amassing credit card debt at an alarming rate.

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6 years

My favorite candy bar is a stick of butter.

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6 years

Being able to see your own penis is overrated.

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3 years

Doritos

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4 years

Jon pays for Quibi.

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5 years

I caused the stock market to go down, and I’ll do it again.

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6 years

How do I pay for more followers? I would like to misrepresent my popularity on this social media platform.

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1 year

Cake Boss told me I smell like shit.

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6 years

I would abuse muscle relaxers... if I had any muscles to relax.

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5 years

I can have a lot of salami actually. Stop spreading lies.

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4 years

Dilbert sucks ass.

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6 years

I like to commit fraud.

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4 years

You can call me Prince Fill-up... on garlic bread before a big Italian meal.

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5 years

I love Garfield.

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6 years

My feces is large enough to be mistaken for a human’s.

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5 years

The Garfield Industrial Complex will continue to churn out trash for you to buy.

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5 years

One time I swallowed a whole Slim Jim, and it came out the other end completely undigested.

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1 year

James Corden Show Us Your Micropenis Challenge

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4 years

Whenever you see me... I’m nude.

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5 years

I hope every relationship ends in divorce.

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5 years

I’m gonna cancel culture Odie because he can’t keep his tongue in his mouth.

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9 years

I am a cat.

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2 years

Someone needs to bring me three seatbelt extenders.

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6 years

I pick my nose.

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5 years

Don’t vote.

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5 years

I stole the cake from a gender reveal party and ate the whole thing in 20 minutes. Congratulations, it’s a girl.

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