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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

This is your birth control reminder I had to peel grapes this morning

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@TheKaryShow

2 years

All the people who mother use to freeze their drink and wrap it in newspaper or tissue then foil please step forward

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@TheKaryShow

3 years

This pandemic birthed hundreds of microbusiness. Now we have an abundance of at home cooks and bakers and it’s so admirable and incredibly convenient- love that for us. But honestly, some of y’all really can’t fucking cook nor bake. Please stop.

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My husband of 10+ years does this to piss me offffffffffffffffff. Boy you been in my guts but my bag is where you draw the line?!?! Bsfr

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@t_wantsum

13 days

not digging through a woman’s purse, imma bring the whole bag everytime

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2 months

But wa got me defeated is that fact that they are equally yoked. She’s just as good looking as he is 😭😭😭😭😭😭. They match each other. He does not eclipse her 😭😭😭😭😭

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3 months

9 gal in one week crazy😂😂😂

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

7 months

We need a 3rd weekend day. Saturday is for errands. Sunday is to reset. Need another day to rest

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@TheKaryShow

2 months

Talk bout wuh? She said what she said. Next topic please

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@TheKaryShow

2 years

Me to my bad ass 3 year old: you could hear?????? Him: yes and I’m not listening

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

I now call a business to get some information and the owner tell me call back cause he eating an apple LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 months

@HeartThrobZena I lie? Them acting like he’s a 10 and she a 2 and that’s not the case!

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Got 12 periods this year. Sorry to you that didn’t and now you’re incubating xoxo Better luck next time 💕

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

My niece post a baby yesterday and I mssg she and ask who baby She say yours Lmaooooo I was so embarrassed How dare she post a throwback with no caption All babies look the same. How was I supposed to know that one was mine?!

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

8 years

"I ran like a dick" lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I screamed outttttttttttt

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

10 months

Lord, do unto my purse what you have done to his wallet

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@DahReeORH

10 months

I eat Starbucks and Coffee Bean all week like an influencer in LA 😭

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@TheKaryShow

3 years

The way Bajan men can’t fight the urge to scream “come back, put in all ya lock, come back lil mo’!” Sir, pls. Stop

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Grandparents really be letting ya kids do any fuck. No discipline, just vibes 💫

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@TheKaryShow

2 years

Having to reschedule your mental breakdowns is easily one of the worst parts of adulthood

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Security guards with these fucking temperature guns? Wa Jesus piece. Hol’ on a minute Mr. minister of public health and safety, gate keeper of fevers, director of parking affairs. You sir are a god among men

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Huh boy. Lemme tell ya. Running a country can’t be easy. But I know for a fact that running a country that full of idiots is next level stressful

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Iz look in the mirror and be like, you ain’t a bad looking girl. Ya ain’t no Beyoncé, but ya could get by. So why all the pics my friends does post I does look like Contone?

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

The baby reading his picture book to me & MAKING me repeat EVERY word. Send help 😩😭 This book got bout 8 pages & he going cover to cover over & over. I’m tireddddddd Him: *points aggressively* shark! Mum?! Shark! Me: *whispers* shark Him: 🗣SHARK! Me: *tears in my eyes* Shark!

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Goodnight Barbados, we have finally inched forward a few decades. Welcome to 1999!

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Kirk now tell Alexa dim the light and tek a sip of his wine in his house in millennium heights Lmaoooooooooo Kirk can’t hear y’all

Doña .∞.

@_Tarrraaa

3 years

“Kirk Browne was nothing more than a deceitful, manipulative, wicked slut.”

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Also. She tell the seamstress hurry upppp I late and she just snatch it and left without the other sleeve? I’m very confused

Lil Enna Looks Luke

@lukeyism

3 years

SGS candidate Dawn-Marie Armstrong on the DLP platform tonight. Absolutely deplorable speech and behavior

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

1 year

Not being able to go to the supermarket after 2 on a Sunday is fuckingggg crazyyyyyyyy

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

15 days

“Mummy let’s play dare. I dare you to get me some snacks” I can’t get this lil boy to STOP coming in my face telling me foolishness at alllllllllllllll

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Posting everything on very public forums. I don’t know some of y’all from a can of paint and I know that your child is in infants at Wesley Hall. Doesn’t that feel weird to y’all??? I didn’t want to know that, but I do now. Now y’all telling IG their middle names

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Contone is sain else

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@wsbtv

5 years

Man breaks into home, cooks breakfast, tells resident 'go back to sleep,' police say:

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Several psychological and physiological factors play a role in male erection. Would you like a presentation?

N.B🦋

@moneybiih

3 years

As a 22 year old why you can’t get hard ????? Want lil goat milk yc

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Wunna gine in Pricesmart with this inserted into your cathedral? Lmaoooooo I hate the way I now cackle out 😭😭

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@iamramong

3 years

I could plug yall in $150

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Y’all made Limegrove Cinemas delete the go fund me? Wunna sick yuh lmaoooooooooooooo

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

What’s with posting prices in USD? You offering products to Bajans and local rasshole delivery.... why United States dollars all over the flyer? What am I missing?

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Yes

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@EstherD_H

4 years

Which is your preferred style of roti? (Tryna see something) Dhalpuri Paratha

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

10 months

And my expenses shall remain the same! Yahweh hear my prayer

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@ambrenlynn

10 months

My income is definitely going to increase in 2024 * speaking it into existence

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@TheKaryShow

3 years

Lmaoooooooooo at first I thought y’all were pretending to miss the point/ be devil’s advocate just to spark controversy 😭😭 but it turns out y’all aren’t pretending and wunna genuinely stupid as fuck 😭😭😭😭

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

My baby sleeps thru thunder, vacuuming, ppl cutting grass, motorcycles passing by, loud music... if I put him down for a nap and exhale at 2 decibels this lil nigga eyes does open like 2 jalousie windows lmaoooo

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@TheKaryShow

5 years

White people aren't changing their underwear every day, and black people on social media are judgy

CNET

@CNET

5 years

People aren't changing their underwear every day, and social media's judgy

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

List of things for y’all to do: 1. Stop auditioning for these niggas

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@TheKaryShow

4 years

I keep putting the same toy in the same gift bag and giving it back to my baby (been doing this since like 5:30) Lmaoooooooooo he’s elated everyyyy time

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 months

Bring back shame. How are you not fucking embarrassed to just tell us that you father is a fucking weirdo 😭😭😭😭 just gave us that voluntarily 😫😫😫😫😫😫

kyle

@meteormajeure

4 months

one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Great suggestion tbh, but I prefer to complain

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@LadyFergs

2 years

Hear me out today Sunday ! If wunna see shein clothes at more than wha wunna waan pay doan doan rasshole buy it and doan come on social media blasting nabody hustle we all gotta eat

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@TheKaryShow

4 years

Lord, continue to protect me from pregnancy

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Niggas love to “hmmmm” all under ya posts and when ya ask wa de fuck wrong wid you “lol nain”. Why you don’t go and “hmmm” at ya mudda? Hmmm?????

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Well go back off

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

I love when ppl ask for food opinions and y’all get to talking. I know wunna palates rinse with oil paint lmaoooo. Somebody ask for top food suggestions and somebody say Donna’s kitchen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Wa Donna can’t cook Lmaooo

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Denied. Next case

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@BarbadosToday

6 years

Campus Trendz killer appeals to CCJ -

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@TheKaryShow

6 years

Lord Jesus heavy rain catch me heading outta massy and all my groceries rolling bout the parking lot

Lil Enna Looks Luke

@lukeyism

6 years

Neeeeeed in Barbados

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

That is why Simpson’s Motors could get away with selling one fuel injector for 1k and I get 4 from Amazon for 80 usd and a year plus later them still working. So even if tomorrow them decide not to work I would still buy 4 more fore I set foot in Simpson’s

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@TheKaryShow

4 years

Not having 10 million dollars is incredibly inconvenient

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Good morning beautiful people, Here’s a gentle reminder to not attempt to bind yourself to anybody if y’all are unequally yoked. Just leff it out. Have a safe and productive Wednesday!

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

This morning the aid at the nursery told me my baby said “oh shit” yesterday. I pretended to be shocked, but in my head I was like girl, wait til you hear him say fuck

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Fake news. Scotiabank been that girl

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@C4soundz

5 years

CIBC is the worse bank

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Why y’all think that the ppl dropping out of Harvard and MIT is the same ppl that got 3 grade 3 CXCs?

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

If TikTok was around in our wacky dip, willie bounce era we wudda cuttttt tfffff uppppppppp

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@TheKaryShow

2 years

The amount of gas that can hold in my tank shouldn’t be lasting me a week lmao brooooo it makes no sense. I know them be mixing that shit with mauby

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

You does go uwi?

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@moonemoticon

6 years

why the hell is there a chicken in my school

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@TheKaryShow

5 years

Imagine NOT liking pie with lamb stew on top. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Y’all are mentally unsound lmao

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

1 year

Bajans need to be released from calling every creamy pasta situation Alfredo

Charmyy 🦄

@charmiiboo

1 year

$22 chicken alfredo 🥴🥴🥴 tell me when yo find the fkin Alfredo

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

If ya don’t have the range on certain issues it’s ok to sit and observe. Don’t feel bullied or pressured into dabbling in things you are not well read on.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Officially a member of my son is my king1111111111 twitter

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Tweet Kali want a new Dmax lemme see sain

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Pinehill mango juice is an elite beverage

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

You baby is 2 too?

Pat aka Sexyy Redd!❤️‍🔥

@Nxhj_10

4 years

My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 till 5 and then he takes another home again, to find me waiting for him 🎶

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@TheKaryShow

4 years

Me reading these stories rn

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Why y’all acting like wunna never see their baby daddies?

Jam Beesly

@luckyleffty

2 years

Answer the girl 🎤

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Imma be honest with y’all... we can do WITHOUT the videos of y’all looking at the camera mumbling lyrics while driving. I promise you, we don’t need it

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Y’all get pregnant and then be moving mad weird on social media lol you shame?? Even if you breed for somebody else man, push back your shoulders and carry the bump. Ya could hide and buy land but ya can’t hide and work it.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Imagine you gine to cut what you think is a cheesecake and it is rasshole sweet biscuits. Wtrhhhhhh I would beat somebody bad as cunt

Tastemade

@tastemade

6 years

Our custard cream, no-bake mirror glaze cake ticks all the boxes for a super easy showstopper. @tastemadeUK RECIPE:

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

7 years

Ladies, DM ur Twitter crush "I got some pussy for u, wa gine happen?" Seize the day. Create ur opportunities. U are in charge of ur destiny

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Lord, release me from the shackles of poverty! Pleaseee 🥺

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Welllll the problem is society is still operating on the premise that labor work ain’t good work. We don’t need 2000 ppl graduating UWI with a degree in accounts every minute. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a joiner, plumber, tiler, mason etc

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Because if y’all wanna go back and forth calling each ugly other the stage is open. But how the girl friend trying to Rest In Peace and you bring he inna Twitter bacchanal

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Nahh like I’m really feeling my beads so y’all gon’ see this shit

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Wunna never write shite in an exam although the teacher did a decent job at going over the material with the class prior? Teachers can give students all the information needed and if the child ain’t review before the exam they will just wing it. Wunna wasn’t students?

dat boi Salt

@saltorwha

5 years

Maybe I too serious on Wednesdays but this is foolishness. This child needs help not mocking. I also see it more as a reflection on the teachers and the system than the child. But "Twitter for gaff" so I gine chill out in my corner till I feel sporty.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Side note- I find that repeating the figures is very helpful. If you give them a $50 for example but only want $20 just say two-zero for clarity. They’re always so grateful

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Honestly this child be doing too much. Getting in my vehicle asking me where we going and being a terribleeee backseat driver “mummyyy red top, green go”, “mummyyyy watch out!”, “mummy, turn” Lil boy you gine either drive or I would give you 3.50

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

This girl now eat a whole pizza in Chefette car park. And idk what she going thru, but same sis. Sameee

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

Chicken barn is the worst food establishment of all time.

°Oracle SnakeBelly

@SammGee

5 years

Chicken barn better rsl relax, they’re good but are they 19.25 for a snack box good?

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@TheKaryShow

5 years

Y’all would let anybody rub shit in your head and call it shampoo. SK was grossly mistreated in this situation. King Bubba et al displayed very frowsy behavior. The organizers and promoters are musty.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Time wunna get back home?

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Popcaan is wayyy too romantic tbh

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Cause we keep swallowing them. Them in we belly, you just can’t see

Lil Enna Looks Luke

@lukeyism

3 years

Y’all talking godparents but I ain’t seeing no pregnancies and children. The government waiting

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

10 months

I said let me see a photo of Daniel dammit!

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

@lukeyism Now I’m mad because it’s not fair to the rest of us who didn’t get this side effect. This could have been extremely useful during a power outage

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Gentle reminder that it is ok to look your age. The constant need for ppl to tell you that you “look good for your age” is slightly weird. 30 where?111111 mam, right there. Just enjoy life and be grateful to be reaching these milestones in good health.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

I love to see these businesses that initially excluded the average Bajan now begging for their patronage when they realise that the affluent clientele they initially targeted is unsustainable 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

3 years

Not my baby saying “mummy comeeee” and insisting I hold his hand Only to be lead to a mess he made “mummy clean” Boyyyy youuuuu

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

🗣I DESERVE ONE OF THESE!!!

TAI BOWEN ♡

@TAi_WHITE

5 years

Never seen a baby so perfect 😭💖

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

4 years

Very weird behavior for an adult

Vicky❗🇱🇨🇧🇧

@IsLandBai

4 years

" Foil paper cunt" 😭😭 I so done

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@TheKaryShow

5 years

Imagine disclosing something incredibly personal to your best friend and their musty significant other who can’t mind their ashy business is going through their phone and happens to see it. I mean fuck other ppl privacy right?

Hello, I’m

@SocaQuel

5 years

I’m sorry but I’m not going through anybody phone. Not my mother, my bf, my cousin, my closest friends. You always gonna come across something you don’t like or misunderstand. So save yourself the trouble and KEEP OUT.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

6 years

Ok minister of travel, guardian of passports, gatekeeper of experiences we thank you for this discourse.

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

Dear diary, Day 1095- I have finally found something that makes having a child fun/useful. Apart from him being able to bring the remote, whenever I say “war! What is it good for?” He replies “absowootly nuffin” I quite like this new unlocked feature

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

5 years

If my husband out here DMing y’all don’t tell me. That has nothing to do with me. If he wanted me to see he woulda make a group chat. Let me mind my business. Y’all get up good

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kassius klay

@TheKaryShow

2 years

This age of parenting is going to change the world. For the better

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@TheKaryShow