This pandemic birthed hundreds of microbusiness.
Now we have an abundance of at home cooks and bakers and it’s so admirable and incredibly convenient- love that for us.
But honestly, some of y’all really can’t fucking cook nor bake.
Please stop.
But wa got me defeated is that fact that they are equally yoked. She’s just as good looking as he is 😭😭😭😭😭😭. They match each other. He does not eclipse her 😭😭😭😭😭
My niece post a baby yesterday and I mssg she and ask who baby
She say yours
Lmaooooo I was so embarrassed
How dare she post a throwback with no caption
All babies look the same. How was I supposed to know that one was mine?!
Security guards with these fucking temperature guns? Wa Jesus piece. Hol’ on a minute Mr. minister of public health and safety, gate keeper of fevers, director of parking affairs. You sir are a god among men
Iz look in the mirror and be like, you ain’t a bad looking girl. Ya ain’t no Beyoncé, but ya could get by.
So why all the pics my friends does post I does look like Contone?
The baby reading his picture book to me & MAKING me repeat EVERY word. Send help 😩😭 This book got bout 8 pages & he going cover to cover over & over. I’m tireddddddd
Him: *points aggressively* shark! Mum?! Shark!
Me: *whispers* shark
Him: 🗣SHARK!
Me: *tears in my eyes* Shark!
“Mummy let’s play dare. I dare you to get me some snacks”
I can’t get this lil boy to STOP coming in my face telling me foolishness at alllllllllllllll
Posting everything on very public forums. I don’t know some of y’all from a can of paint and I know that your child is in infants at Wesley Hall. Doesn’t that feel weird to y’all??? I didn’t want to know that, but I do now. Now y’all telling IG their middle names
What’s with posting prices in USD? You offering products to Bajans and local rasshole delivery.... why United States dollars all over the flyer? What am I missing?
Lmaoooooooooo at first I thought y’all were pretending to miss the point/ be devil’s advocate just to spark controversy 😭😭 but it turns out y’all aren’t pretending and wunna genuinely stupid as fuck 😭😭😭😭
My baby sleeps thru thunder, vacuuming, ppl cutting grass, motorcycles passing by, loud music... if I put him down for a nap and exhale at 2 decibels this lil nigga eyes does open like 2 jalousie windows lmaoooo
I keep putting the same toy in the same gift bag and giving it back to my baby (been doing this since like 5:30) Lmaoooooooooo he’s elated everyyyy time
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Hear me out today Sunday ! If wunna see shein clothes at more than wha wunna waan pay doan doan rasshole buy it and doan come on social media blasting nabody hustle we all gotta eat
I love when ppl ask for food opinions and y’all get to talking. I know wunna palates rinse with oil paint lmaoooo. Somebody ask for top food suggestions and somebody say Donna’s kitchen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Wa Donna can’t cook Lmaooo
That is why Simpson’s Motors could get away with selling one fuel injector for 1k and I get 4 from Amazon for 80 usd and a year plus later them still working. So even if tomorrow them decide not to work I would still buy 4 more fore I set foot in Simpson’s
Good morning beautiful people,
Here’s a gentle reminder to not attempt to bind yourself to anybody if y’all are unequally yoked. Just leff it out.
Have a safe and productive Wednesday!
This morning the aid at the nursery told me my baby said “oh shit” yesterday. I pretended to be shocked, but in my head I was like girl, wait til you hear him say fuck
If ya don’t have the range on certain issues it’s ok to sit and observe. Don’t feel bullied or pressured into dabbling in things you are not well read on.
Imma be honest with y’all... we can do WITHOUT the videos of y’all looking at the camera mumbling lyrics while driving. I promise you, we don’t need it
Y’all get pregnant and then be moving mad weird on social media lol you shame?? Even if you breed for somebody else man, push back your shoulders and carry the bump. Ya could hide and buy land but ya can’t hide and work it.
Welllll the problem is society is still operating on the premise that labor work ain’t good work. We don’t need 2000 ppl graduating UWI with a degree in accounts every minute. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a joiner, plumber, tiler, mason etc
Because if y’all wanna go back and forth calling each ugly other the stage is open. But how the girl friend trying to Rest In Peace and you bring he inna Twitter bacchanal
Wunna never write shite in an exam although the teacher did a decent job at going over the material with the class prior? Teachers can give students all the information needed and if the child ain’t review before the exam they will just wing it. Wunna wasn’t students?
Maybe I too serious on Wednesdays but this is foolishness. This child needs help not mocking. I also see it more as a reflection on the teachers and the system than the child. But "Twitter for gaff" so I gine chill out in my corner till I feel sporty.
Side note- I find that repeating the figures is very helpful. If you give them a $50 for example but only want $20 just say two-zero for clarity. They’re always so grateful
Honestly this child be doing too much. Getting in my vehicle asking me where we going and being a terribleeee backseat driver “mummyyy red top, green go”, “mummyyyy watch out!”, “mummy, turn”
Lil boy you gine either drive or I would give you 3.50
Y’all would let anybody rub shit in your head and call it shampoo. SK was grossly mistreated in this situation. King Bubba et al displayed very frowsy behavior. The organizers and promoters are musty.
@lukeyism
Now I’m mad because it’s not fair to the rest of us who didn’t get this side effect. This could have been extremely useful during a power outage
Gentle reminder that it is ok to look your age. The constant need for ppl to tell you that you “look good for your age” is slightly weird. 30 where?111111 mam, right there. Just enjoy life and be grateful to be reaching these milestones in good health.
I love to see these businesses that initially excluded the average Bajan now begging for their patronage when they realise that the affluent clientele they initially targeted is unsustainable 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
Imagine disclosing something incredibly personal to your best friend and their musty significant other who can’t mind their ashy business is going through their phone and happens to see it. I mean fuck other ppl privacy right?
I’m sorry but I’m not going through anybody phone. Not my mother, my bf, my cousin, my closest friends. You always gonna come across something you don’t like or misunderstand. So save yourself the trouble and KEEP OUT.
Dear diary,
Day 1095- I have finally found something that makes having a child fun/useful. Apart from him being able to bring the remote, whenever I say “war! What is it good for?” He replies “absowootly nuffin” I quite like this new unlocked feature
If my husband out here DMing y’all don’t tell me. That has nothing to do with me. If he wanted me to see he woulda make a group chat. Let me mind my business. Y’all get up good