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2 years

Me, watching the next 36 hrs unfold

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See you doomers tomorrow

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Joys of self employment

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How it started how its going

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I love my life.

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@extradeadjcb "I just wanted to grill for Emperor's sake"

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Tool brands compared to guns, a thread: Rules: >there are no sacred cows, get over it. Your opinion is objectively wrong, mine correct. >i own all brands of tools and have shot all brands of guns. I am a ret*rd dont take it so seriously. >its for fun, stop crying.

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@TheJollyEwok Compare these tool brands to guns so I can understand better. Is Bauer like a Hi Point and Ryobi like a Taurus? Or am I way off?

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I am once again asking my frens to destroy their dumb lawns right now and build a real garden to save them money and be healthier

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3 years

It sucks we find ourselves in the current day, and best way forward is a bit of optimism and planning, with some elbow grease soon. While the idea is more than a hundred years old at this point, time to bring back some propaganda posters: victory gardens!

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Lonestar the Rooster, self designated bb sitter

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Bennett's Phylactery

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2 years

So many debates from that time could have been resolved with this video

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Under 4. Nature is healing

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@GraduatedBen Looks like im buying your entire stock

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@gunpolicy

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@redsteeze

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Young boar Basil and barrow Dill dropped off at the butcher today. Not as tough for me as the steer was, but still makes me reflect. Being this close to my food makes me think and hope im doing it right.

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@braxton_mccoy @SamFort07323576

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@POTUS

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It's that time...

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@HarmlessYardDog LFG

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2 years

What an "unhurried day on the farm" looks like.

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11 months

Pov: you didnt accept the proposal from Braxton.

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8 months

Wisdom from the gentleman and scholar @SinklarD . Some of you need to calm down.

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2 years

Since Joseph Smith is trending, and most of the recent comments are disparaging, a few reminders:

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2 years

They hate us cause they aint us

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2 years

If there’s a silver lining here it’s that Americans dislike Scientology as strongly as they dislike Satanism.

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3 years

EXIT

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3 years

What are you building in 2022?

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I still think about this

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3 years

I always get to meet the bestest boys at work.

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2 years

Lots of discussion about grass fed vs grain fed beef, but I honestly think hand plucked sunflower fed is the way of the future.

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Counting my blessings rn

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Counting my blessings rn

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@DempMcgee

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1 year

Mountain west and midwest clear sky enjoyers to east coasters when wildfire smoke appears during summer:

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@AetiusRF

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Sending a few pallets to the boys down in Texas.

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Just collected, not washed yet. Ben and frens get first pick.

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Pain

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@TaylorLorenz @JUNlPER

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Gn (from a great locked account) Go to church tomorrow.

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Garden time just around corner

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Milwalkee - Sig. The worst, most annoying users: electricians (feds) everyone says you need these even if you arent a pro (seals) but damn, they really do go fast and feel so good. Tools get better and better as the years go by but more & more every successive tool year looks...

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Counting my blessings rn (Guess how many eggs i got today)

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Counting my blessings rn

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Dewalt - Glock: generic crap, absolutely boring, kinda dumb, but everyone (literally) has at least one tool in the garage (safe) thats that awful yellow. 90s stuff was the tits (g19 gen2), but alas each new generation gets worse because they change the grip angle, the stipling...

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@extradeadjcb Wait til he hears about gravity

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@NorCalRiverRat @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps @th3v0t4ry @braxton_mccoy @DempMcgee

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Gm!!

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@9mm_smg Demon possession?

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@NotYourBishop Wild... who could've seen this coming

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@WarPath2pt0 Pucker factor off the scale

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Ask me about restraint. Ill tell you about two of my kids finding fluorescent pink and orange spray paint and thinking my dog and truck are the perfect canvases for an art project.

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You need to be drinking from the water trough. You need to be gut biome maxxing. You need to make the cows wonder what the heck you are doing.

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Me: Ricky, its 20 deg, very windy, snowing, get in the stable. Ricky: I'm just vibing

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Makita - AK: ugly, fkn teal... can be spotted from a mile away. Will work no matter how much muck is in them or what you do to them. On every jobsite (battlefield), more often than not welded by carpenters (absolute tards) that will get the job done no matter what....

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Why yes, i am a crazy chicken farmer, why do you ask?

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Wat mean?

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That was close!

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@HarmlessYardDog "I am praying for you, unironically"

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@AuronMacintyre *Tap tap tap*

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Festool - HK "Crafted to the highest level of German engineering" aka borderline overrated, expensive german crap that you dont need but drool over and contemplate selling a kidney for. They wont release a real compact drill no matter how hard we ask (civilian mp5 plz h&k plzz).

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@FenixAmmunition "NASTY" ???? WE ARE DONE

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4 years

Me, w/o twitter, showing @extradeadjcb and @AstelanMerir the farm. Radishes man, im tellin ya.

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>be me >blizzard is coming. Gotta check on the amigos >text everyone >friends on other side of valley have raw milk for me and the fam. >hellyeah.gif >head over >leave their place with raw milk and something else. Pic related.

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@HarmlessYardDog Its so beautiful

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Gm!

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Friends had new surprise bb show up, now i must share the cuteness with you

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3 years

Feed will get expensive w/ fuel fluctuations, ammonia shortages, bureaucrats continuing to be fat and worthless... Trying to plot a few more steps out instead of just hoping i can keep buying in bulk with a few neighbors. Getting close to supply chain EXIT for myself&community

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It used to be the case that factory-farmed meat was a question of quality & ethics vs budget, but now it's not even obvious that it's cheaper Your first turkey might cost you $150 for the feeders & the pen, but thereafter it's a $10 bag of feed & some chores

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Whoa

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What a time to be alive! Instead of waxing eloquently on topics i know little about, or screeching abt how his handlers should have puppeted him better, ill share some insights on gardening that you can take and use as you see fit. Plan now, plant tomorrow, prosper the next day

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Biden is predicting food shortages in the United States. You read that right. Nice job, Big Guy.

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Funeral potatoes: consooomed Caffeine and sugar free coke: drank Green Jello Salad: sampled The Y: seen Brother Brigham: homage paid to Watch out gentiles, I am now at full strength

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We do a little hajj, its called we do a little hajj (m*rmon version).

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Craftsman - Springfield (think 1903/1911). Gramps still has a garage (safe) full of them, "used these for 50 yrs of building houses sonny boy" (Muh world wars). Very old, very heavy, very made of metal and solid as heck, still going strong, if you find one grab it. Yet alot...

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@JAEbberts Shield idea:

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@extradeadjcb

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@CozyPosts WELCOME BACK COZY

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Most of their stuff looks goofy af but you still want it for some reason, probably because its german and you are ret*rded and wow i want two do you take IOUs? They actually are quality tools that high end woodworkers (sf dudes) use to their full potential & look good doing it.

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Skil - Mossberg: an older company that makes one thing really really good: the Mag77 saw (590 a1) and everything else that comes from them is just meh. I wouldn't trade my mag for any other tool out there.

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1 year

Gm (it's okay...)

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2 years

Daily reminder. Can sub out alcohol for cold cuts.

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just like the last one (think m16 to xm7). I guess the interals are different on that impact, but its the same as the last one? And whatever you do do not drop their drills (p320 lmao) Worth it? Sure, but youll be called a ghey diva if carrying that red tool bag around on site.

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Rise and Shine mothercluckers

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I must live a certain way

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@elonmusk

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better things have come along since the glory days & they have become absolute crap tier (xd) since. There is hope: the compressors are made in good ole usa & hold up real well, and they are taking feedback from users and improving designs (think saint/hellion/hellcat).

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Piggos say hi

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Ryobi - Taurus:yea i guess it works sometimes, but why are you trusting your livelihood or basic weekend project (life) to dog crap? Their tools are exact copies of everyone elses tools, but somehow worse quality and that gawdawful color (bull emblem) just makes you look even...

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3 years

I love @exit_org

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Number 3 giving the ladies a pep talk, inspecting the eggs

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1 year

Never forget the obscure battery pack in 14.4v (cartridge in 45GAP) that everyone is too embarrassed to admit to owning. You can trust a noob with it, the variable motors tend to ease them into the power quickly. Trigger is heavy af until you adjust it. Everyone wants to be them.

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May St. Marvin watch over you as you do unreasonable things today

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I must live a certain way.

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@btcave1

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So, her appendix is perforated, has heavy infection/ inflammation in area. Pain management and antibiotics are focus now, surgery later. Playing it day by day. She is handling it all well considering the situation. Thank you all for your continued well wishes, power and prayers.

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Some of ya'll really need to rethink your twitter personas. Another round of blocks incoming.

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1 year

Bauer - Walther: im sick of hearing about them, they are ugly, God hates them, and they suck. They want to be a better company (sig/hk/glock idk) but its the poor in taste and quality milwalkee at the end of the day. Maybe the ar mutants instead just to stick with the meme tbf.

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