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Everything in this world is magic, except to the magician. | | Co-host of @maestermonthly |

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Is Alys Rivers a ghost, a phantom of Daemon Targaryen's mind, or a real person messing with him? A very common question I've gotten on my video about her. So here we go, answering that question as well as talking about why Daemon is in a ghost story.

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🧙 Can anyone else see Alys Rivers in Harrenhal? | House of the Dragon

Alys Rivers has been tormenting Daemon Targaryen in his nightmares and the waking world, forcing him to confront his shame and regrets in his life. Failing R...

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A massive shout out to @lovegwendoline as well who did an incredible job as Brienne in this episode. Her acting was out of this world, and showing the walls that Brienne has built around herself melting into tears. A person that never believed they would get their dream and did,

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"Bring me Aemond" - Rhaenyra "A son for a son" - Daemon "Idk literally anyone" - Cheese

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A son for a son.

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Seasmoke: I saw you from across the Blackwater and really dig your vibe

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Sure Daemon is seeing ghosts and hallucinations at Harrenhel, but no one is asking the real question. What is Caraxes seeing? Is he having nightmares of not enough sheep to eat? His neck not being the longest? Grandpa Balerion telling Caraxes he'll never burn a castle?

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WILLEM BLACKWOOD IS SO BACK PARTY! HE KILLED ONE BRACKEN, HE'S GONNA KILL THE REST!! REGENT OF HOUSE BLACKWOOD, STILL HAS A CRUSH ON RHAENYRA, HE DOES NOT MISS!! #HouseOfTheDragon

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This is an extremely nerdy and nit picky complaint about ASOIAF, but it annoys me that George did not break down the nobility into tiers. Barons, counts, dukes, earls, marquess, viscounts. It makes it hard to know the relative power of different noble houses. Everyone is a lord.

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"House Beesbury has raised arms in the reach against the Hightower host. Retribution for their lord's demise." LYMAN HIVE, WE ARE BUZZING BZZZZZZZZZZ WITH ME #HouseOfTheDragon

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I don't think they could make the Greens look anymore evil if they tried. Look like they're about to shove a kid into a locker then join the Death Eaters. #HouseOfTheDragon

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"Oh no it's silly that Alicent made a huge mistake misunderstanding a prophecy that leads to a terrible war. That's terrible how could that happen! Bad writing!" Allow me to introduce you to Rhaegar Targaryen, the king of prophecy fuck ups #HouseoftheDragon

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Just to have a brief serious thought about Larys and feet, it's not just about her feet. He's forcing the most powerful woman in Westeros to degrade herself for him and making her stay in the room while he pleasures himself. He's doing it for power over her. #houseofthedragon

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Okay I've got some crazy picks for Cregan Stark casting. Might be a little unorthodox, but go with me. I have a sneaking suspicion these two would crush it as Stark lords. Idk why #houseofthedragon

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RHAENYS GO BACK. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. GO BACK. YOU KILLED THE WRONG PEOPLE, SAY THE WORD. ROAST THE KNOCK OFF EVAN PETERS. NOOOOOOO #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

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Did Daemon nail his mom? No, it was a dream and dreams are not real. And secondly, It's not HIS dream. Alys Rivers, the now confirmed greenseer, knows what happened in his dream. Meaning she put Alyssa there, and knows who she is. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Helaena is so good and a gift to that world that she even made Otto act like a human for once after her toast to Rhaena and Baela #HouseOfTheDragon

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1. Shows up to marry a princess 2. Draws his sword on the much larger Bracken talking shit 3. Kills the Bracken? 4. Leaves Absolute legend of House Blackwood, surprised Rhaenyra didn't marry him on the spot. Kid is going places. To kill Brackens mostly. #houseofthedragon

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This should be your radicalizing moment to embrace A Feast for Crows as your favorite book. A couple of teenagers arguing over rocks leads to fields of corpses left to rot where they fell. #HouseOfTheDragon

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I'm not sure how to articulate this better, but Aegon looks like he has the servants and/or his mother cut his food into pieces for him #Houseofthedragon

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Daemon literally giving Viserys a hand, a statement from the show about one of Viserys' biggest mistakes as ruler: Not keeping Daemon close as his Hand of the King. For his many faults, it's clear that Daemon would have been loyal above all else to his brother #HouseOfTheDragon

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Get ready for the biggest plot twist of the entire Dance of the Dragons. To cheer for a member of House Frey.

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Prince Jacaerys arrives to the Twins, the castle of House Frey, in Episode 5 of #HouseOfTheDragon

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Hot take here: I'm pretty glad that Aemond has complex emotions and internal strife from what he thinks he should do versus what he feels he should do. In Fire and Blood, he's kinda a Terminator killing his way across Westeros. This is a way more compelling #HouseoftheDragon

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A future that never was, King Jacaerys the Strong and Good Queen Helaena #HouseOfTheDragon

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Absolutely love Lyonel Strong coming in with his "Told you so" energy about marrying Laena but instead of using it to gain a petty win for his ego that would've annoyed Viseys, he instead uses that to demonstrate why Viserys should listen now. #HouseoftheDragon

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Let's do a Larys Strong thread, because you may have missed what's going on with him. Which is on purpose, Larys is a character that lives in shadows and secrecy. He listens more than he speaks, thinks hard before doing anything, mastering being non-threatening #HouseoftheDragon

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Did anyone else wonder if Vermithor was just really excited to hear his favorite song again? That might be as close to happy fire breathing as there ever could be. Like people holding up lighters at a concert. #HouseoftheDragon

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Jk I'm not sure Viserys knows Helaena's name

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Interesting that Helaena is by Viserys' side here. Not Aegon or Aemond. Something I've heard commented on that Viserys doesn't seem to have an interest in the Hightowers despite Halaena seemingly sharing his gift. I would think he would be fascinated by her #HouseOfTheDragon

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Oh HOTD writers, you are so clever with your foreshadowing. #HouseOfTheDragon #spoilers

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I can't, Harwin what are you doing. Every frame is an absolute treasure. #HouseoftheDragon

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"You'll have to close an eye" to get a dragon to Aemond. oh. Wait. Halaena is a dragon dreamer! Holy hell. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Bringing this one back for Ser Otto #Houseofthedragon

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Harwin fighting off everyone to fireman carry Rhaneyra out of the great hall at one nod from Lyonel Strong, pretty incredible #HouseOfTheDragon

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Just a quick thing, why is Baritmos Celtigar such a tool in this episode to Rhaenyra specifically about Steffon Darklyn getting a chance to tame a dragon? Because the Celtigars are one of four Valyrian houses, and have been left out of the Velaryon/Targaryen love fest.

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Or, Daemon never talked about what happened because it was deeply embarrassing and weird.

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“Whatever her powers, it would seem Daemon Targaryen was immune to them, for little is heard of this supposed sorceress whilst the prince held Harrenhal” #HouseOfThedragon

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I was trying to think of a clever joke or something about this, but it just makes my heart hurt. Harwin loved his Strong boys, and they loved him. The sweet gesture that he was always protecting, encouraging, and helping them. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Helaena is all of us enjoying the last good and wholesome moment in HOTD everything falls apart #HouseOfTheDragon

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hey cool seven pointed star Alicent! What does the Faith normally think about incestuous marriages between siblings again...? #HouseOfTheDragon

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Harwin Strong continues to defy nature and somehow got handsomer with age. The man is a gift to the thirst of Westeros by the Old Gods #HouseOftheDragon

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Wanted to give a huge shoutout to @GavinSpokes and @Ryan_Corr for their wonderful performances as the best members of #housestrong , Lyonel and Harwin. They brought those characters to life in ways I couldn't have imagined, and made them their own. #HouseOfTheDragon

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One thing I think Rhaenyra did wrong with her sons is having them hatch and bond with baby dragons rather than having them try to tame the two biggest unclaimed dragons: Vermithor and Silverwing. The dragons of Jaehaerys and Alysanne. #HouseOfTheDragon

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"You moved my rocks, prepare to die" - House Blackwood. Absolute legends. #HouseOfThedragon

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@sotan85 @Vanessamesty21 @TSN_Sports Look on his face says it all. He won an important match to go to the finals, a moment he should be excited and happy. Instead his expression is grim and determined because he knows he and his family and friends just went onto lists.

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I know I'm on brand posting about the Strongs, but this sequence made me laugh so hard. Rhaenyra is stone faced, walking through camp covered in boar blood like a badass. She looks at Harwin, and this is the face he makes. #HouseoftheDragon

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Reading the #CancelJemele is this image, wanna-be shock jocks, and Dave Portnoy followers

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I love that no matter where there's a war council, everyone in Westeros always have their miniatures ready to go like some kind of tabletop gaming nerds. Do they have a nice bag to carry them in? Did they paint them themselves?

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Two easter eggs from the episode. Three dogs and a black goat seen conspiciously within Harrenhal. The three dogs, House Clegane for Gregor Clegane and the Black Goat for Vargo Hoat. Both characters who in the future hold Harrenhal. Daemon seeing the future? #HouseOfTheDragon

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Criston thinking it will restore his honor to A. Quit the kingsguard B. Run away with and Marry Princess Rhaenyra C. Become a sellsword in Essos Is the dumbest thing any character in GOT has ever thought. That is the mount rushmore of "No Thoughts, Head Empty" #HouseOfTheDragon

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Ser Brienne, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. No truer knight, no one deserved it more.

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Smooth George R.R. Martin

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I feel pretty confident that most of the green council understood high valyrian enough to know that Aemond was slapping around Aegon. The Grand Maester should know it, Larys should as well as he'd be a crappy spymaster to not know the secret language of the royalty.

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Something that just hit me when I was rewatching episode 7. During Aegon and Aemond talking about Helaena, Aemond reproaches Aegon for insulting his future "queen". Queen not wife. Seems Aemond is expecting Aegon to be King even before getting Vhagar. #HouseOfTheDragon

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And it allows lords to be paid off by moving up the power org chart. You don't just get Harrenhal, you get to become the Duke of the God's Eye and all the counts and earls sworn to it. That stuff matters for these folks.

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Team "Pure Blood" has entered the chat #HouseOfTheDragon

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The sigh I let out when Rhaneys said when she would guard the Gullet instead of going to Storm's End. Idk maybe go see your cousins that literally worship you as their queen. C'MON RHANEYS #HouseOfthedragon

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Was reading fire and blood last night, and I tried to start about where the show did. And I got through two episodes in about 4 pages. There's roughly 200 pages left to go before the end of the Dance. They have done a lot with little so far, pretty impressive. #Houseofthedragon

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The olleeeee Egg shaving his head and wearing silly hats to disguise his valyrian white hair. Classic move. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Very important dog update: Safe and sound, likes Hugh #HouseOfTheDragon

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The list of Targaryens who heard a prophecy, misunderstood it, and then had devastating results for themselves, their dynasty, and Westeros at large is a long and distinguished list.

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Yup, George agrees he punted on it

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george has talked about this! unfortunately the original forum post doesn’t exist anymore but we have quotes via reddit

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This is why Daemon was so angry at the letter he got, Bear Island is always on brand #Houseofthedragon

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Quote from Larys Strong to Aegon "I came screaming into the world in the bowels of one of Harren’s great towers. My lungs were strong but my foot so twisted that my father named it sorcery. Accusing a member of our household of casting maligned spells." Alys made Larys.

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Just going to say for the record even before we see how it goes in the show, that in the books Rhaenyra sending out her sons as envoys was a terrible decision. Literally teenagers, not experienced in diplomacy, not trained in dragon combat, and pretty sheltered #HouseOfTheDragon

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"Why is everyone upset about HOTD all of a sudden?" Well they're not, twitter's algorithm is designed to increase engagement at all costs. So it elevates takes that gets people to react the strongest, and encourages arguments that gets them locked in hours long slapfights.

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Harrenhal: haunted, witch Raventree Hall: haunted Old stones: haunted, witch High heart: haunted, witch Brotherhood without banners: run by zombie. Twice. Forced to conclude the number one and two exports of the Riverlands is witches and ghosts.

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Oh god....I wonder if Alicent has her children wear their hair long like this just to highlight how very Targaryen they are compared to Rhaenyra's kids #Houseofthedragon

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I'm not sure how to articulate this better, but Aegon looks like he has the servants and/or his mother cut his food into pieces for him #Houseofthedragon

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I wonder if anyone is going to notice that Criston is going to be oscillating between furious and on the verge of tears during Rhaenyra's wedding #HouseOfTheDragon

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And people say there's no humor in #HouseoftheDragon

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Nothing good ever comes from holding a Tourney in Westeros

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I wonder if this is when we're gonna hear that line from the opening trailers from Corlys about how people remember names not blood. It'd be sweet if he says that in response to Luke and Jace realizing Laenor isn't their father. #HouseOfTheDragon

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I wish anyone looked at me with the pure love and adoration that Aemond has for Daemon after he cut off Vaemond's head in cold blood. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Sunfyre: hey bro you good...? Aegon: offf cwoursh, missster dragonnnn sir Sunfyre: Ah shit

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sunfyre head-butting aegon gif beacuse it was CUTE!

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So we're all in agreement right? The Iron Throne was the Ring of Power. Seeking it destroyed and corrupted the minds of everyone who wanted it. Can only be unmade in the fires that forged it. It is curse not a gift. Think I saw the comparison first from @jowrotethis

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A short list of accidents and misunderstandings that moved the plot in ASOIAF -Rhaegar and prophecy shenanigans -Brandon Stark"come out and die" -Aerys ordering the heads of Ned and Robert -Baelor Breakspear having his head caved in Add your own! #HouseOfthedragon

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Interesting that Helaena is by Viserys' side here. Not Aegon or Aemond. Something I've heard commented on that Viserys doesn't seem to have an interest in the Hightowers despite Halaena seemingly sharing his gift. I would think he would be fascinated by her #HouseOfTheDragon

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Larys as a spymaster and the lord confessor could obviously see feet anywhere anytime. He's got dungeons with free reign and wealth. He doesn't have an access problem. He specifically wants to demonstrate that he holds power over Alicent and for her to know it.

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Listen there's a lot of talk about Rhaenyra in the last episode, but I present to you her biggest misstep and worst action. SHE SAID SHE COULD LIKE A BRACKEN 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #HouseOfTheDragon

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To give us the authentic Fire and Blood experience, every scene in HOTD should have 3 different versions and at the end of each trio Jonathan Frakes should come on screen and ask you beyond belief style which one really happened. It should be extremely ponderous and annoying.

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And another beautiful head of hair claimed by the ravages of time, a tragedy in two images. RIP Lyonel Strong's beautiful locks. #HouseOftheDragon

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So notice who is down there on the left....somehow despite being banished AGAIN Daemon has found himself back at court. And on the King's side of the table. I'm guessing being banished by Viserys is like being put into time out. #HouseOfTheDragon

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That was 100% weirwood paste that Alys Rivers gave to Daemon. The prince went on a trip so hard he should be getting frequent flyer miles. He may have high fived Bran and Bloodraven at one point. #houseofthedragon

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Ah yes, we are entering the Very Uncomfortable part of #HouseoftheDragon

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Real Snake in the Garden of Eden vibe to him in this scene, unlocking knowledge of good and evil for Alicent

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I am already obsessed with Larys Strong #HouseOfTheDragon

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The timeline, as it should be #houseofthedragon

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Yeah Criston is 1000% in love with Alicent, he mentions that Larys is staring at her like Criston is her overly protective boyfriend. Wonder if Criston sometimes just leans over to smell her hair sometimes. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Rhaenyra: Jace it is too dangerous for you to ride Vermax and guard against attack. You're too precious to me. So anyway Baela, get out there and don't die. Good luck!

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Maester Aemon's dying words are basically "Man I really fucked up that prophecy, it destroyed me and everyone I love". It's what happens in this universe when characters try to grasp that sword without a hilt, almost every time.

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Aegon: Who did this? Who what? Is there any question of who did this? *Larys Strong enters the small council room and the camera focuses on him* Huh

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Ahhh so that's what George was complaining about with dragons not being nomadic. Sheepstealer is in the Vale because it couldn't doordash more to sheep to the Dragonmont with so many herds being depleted for feeding the others dragons. Surge prices hurt even dragons.

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Okay this is actually great comedic timing from the show having Larys eating a cookie right after Rhaenyra's mic drop on Lady Redwyne #HouseoftheDragon

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While Criston's "twin assassination plan" is exactly as dumb as it sounds, Arryk was exactly 1 Mysaria walking by in that moment from unbelievably pulling it off. If she doesn't see him and tip off the guards, Rhaenyra is dead. Sometimes very dumb things work.

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Cheese: What if we can't find Aemond? Daemon:..... Idk vibe it #HouseoftheDragon

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Ser Criston Cole about to teach one of the two boys in front of him to fight, and going to attempt to injure the other without getting caught by Harwin lurking in the background. Guess which one! #HouseOftheDragon

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*Record scratch* Yup that's me, King Aegon II, you're probably wondering how I got here. Well I listened to Larys Strong exactly once. #HouseOfTheDragon

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There is an interesting culture clash happening in #HouseoftheDragon where that the Game of Thrones so heavily downplayed magic and prophecy. Many longtime fans are coming into this and being shocked at the scale of how those are being used as core themes and plot arcs.

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Larys speaks, and a rat appears. Larys the Greenseer. #HouseOfTheDragon

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The question literally 100% of #HouseoftheDragon fans are asking: Where's Harrold Westerling? Has he joined Laenor on his row boat?

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I hope Hbo can afford the real star of a Jon Snow sequel

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The Queen Who Never Was 🫡 Almost killed two dragons in one fight. Don't forget as well that as Rhaenyra is talking about the Targaryen on the Iron Throne who will protect the realm from darkness, the camera is not on her nor Jace. It's on Rhaenys and Meleys. #HouseOfTheDragon

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