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Fashion Oilist. Celebrity Stylist. Jack of only three trades.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2010
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
I'm in a car with a prominent member of government who's my client headed to his office for fittings for him and his sons and the Lekki toll gate has been blocked and my mans is complaining bitterly. I couldn't be prouder of this generation. We shall pepper them.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
8 seasons and Ser Jorah never fuck. That man sperm fit starch suit.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Nah. Date a person who's kind. A person who will always put you first, sometimes even above themselves. A person who consciously thinks of you, who isn't dismissive of your complaints. Date a person who listens. Date a person with a genuinely good heart. Date a kind person.
@dharmieKING
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6 years
At the end of the day , date your friend
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
..Then get curved by your actual mcm because you're his lower-tier wcw.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
CeeC intentionally let out that information that Tobi and Alex smashed. She knew it'll strike a blow and it did. Tactical. Eyan Cersei Lannister. A Satan.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
Mans trying to find alternative routes. ALSO BLOCKED. We're stuck at Lekki Phase 1 now and my mans is having a meltdown 😂😂 I loveeee this!! We're loud and they will hear us.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
All Chimamanda is saying is: Hold or open doors because you want to, because it makes you feel good. Not because you're opening it for a woman, and just because she's a woman, you need to open the door for her. Is that so difficult to understand?
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
Been speaking to him trying to get him to understand our protests and why we're protesting and for him to amplify if however way he can. He actually understands it/us but of course it's different when you're in standstill traffic 😂 Aluta Continua.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
He didn't think we'll be out this early lmaoo and he's in a genuine state of shock and bewilderment.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Wizkid's Anoti will always put me in a good mood.
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@TheJiggvle
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2 years
@saintLumy @Iyanya The pressure is incredible. If you sit with some of them and they start to gist you. The pressure mad.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
That Dj Tunez gif is the best tweet I've seen all evening. Took me tf out.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Wizkid was in the zone when he made Lagos Vibes.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Serena has beaten Maria Sharapova more times than I've had sex but the media keeps pitting them as 'rivals'. The nerve.
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@TheJiggvle
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2 years
Not sure Doyin has clicked that the sleeve of her fit is detachable. Detach it babyy. I did that one for you.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Dejoke, why do you love him? Dejoke: He do usually thief goat
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
No shade, but do people actually find you funny?
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
This money you used to play could be used in getting a third degree.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Even the way he looks. Mans look like he's in a constant state of horniness. Khaleesi please, juz the teep 😩
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@TheJiggvle
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2 years
I really really like Doyin.
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@TheJiggvle
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15 days
I really like Rema's Azaman 😂 It's not the type of song I'll normally like but i really like it. "When i see money, attack attack" Words to live by.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Look at my man nauu 😩😩 #iStandWithSerJorahToFuck
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Everyone wants to date an evolved brilliant analytical mind and it's all good till said brilliant analytical mind starts applying analytic skills and pointing out your zero logic, flawed arguments, your reasoning - or a lack of, negative behavioral traits among others.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
This won't be everyone's cup of tea but i think Dakun by Ycee is the second best music thing from this shores this year. After every song by Burna.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Update: I actually did this and caused a storm in church. Thread.
@TheJiggvle
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7 years
I'm itching to do something never been done before. Interrupt the priest's sermon to ask questions about religion that bothers me.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
God bless this Fupa civil war for distracting the TL from Arsenal banter. Please keep fighting. Fat Women Arise!!
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@TheJiggvle
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8 months
in the face of adversity, they're still color coordinating and holding hands. true love 🥺
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EFCC Arraigns Couple For Fraud.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Saw videos of Saskay on the runway. She'll be a star! She was made for this.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
This whole conversation reminds me of a Socialiga event. Babe: Dave where's your car, drop me off at xx Dave: I don't have a car. I don't drive. Babe: How can you not have a car. D: Because I don't. How can you not have a car? Babe: I'm a girl Honestly, never been more shocked.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Simi apologizes. We love you mama.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
You've got to love the emotional intelligence on display here. No attempt to question her, or ask her anything, no analysis, nothing. Just him letting her know he's there. Quiet but very comforting too. You've got to love this guy.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Wiz is in his bag and you people are crying and gatekeeping his music lmao. If na me, Essence go don get like 37 remixes by now. One with Sarkodie Obidiponbidi, Fuji remix with K1. Reggae version, remix the remix on despacito and sample it on Donda with Kanye 😂 Cry blood.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
Just incase anyone hears anything about my phone.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
That babe in Wizkid's Ginger video finishhh work dieeeee. Ahhhh. I didn't want the video to end. Beyoncé who???
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
For those awake, enjoy.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Had an entire buget for a business venture I was ready to float. Used all of it to pay for Dad's hospital bills, still lost the man to Cancer, now I'm mad broke and scrambling to raise funeral funds. Your tweet struck a chord.
@Teju_____
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Life happens while we're making plans .
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Kings, and Queens. It's currently raining weddings and events and i know you all love your slay. This is a reminder that I'm your plug for all things Kaftan and I'm affordable. Plug: @WearSochi #SochiTheKaftanKing
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@TheJiggvle
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8 years
Much unhappiness in our hearts cos we've subconsciously allowed ourselves to be led by mistruths in form of clichés and social constructs.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
I feel like Venita will stay relevant far after this show. She has it all.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
You see the people who get excited the most when there's a drag or an attempt to deplatform/ruin someone, they usually have absolutely nothing going for them. Nothing. It's failures after failures and that's why dragging excites them.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Cross is such a sweet boy.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Errr. No Coca Cola is a brand sponsor for the Euros. A tournament Portugal and Cristiano plays in and will get prize money for. Coca-Cola has a contractual right to display her products at every press conference. Ronaldo has no right to rob Coca-Cola of that contractual agreement
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If Coca Cola wants Ronaldo to shoot an ad for their product, they can contact him directly. He’s the biggest brand in sports, he can’t be giving them free publicity when they are paying other celebs up to $20m for endorsements
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@TheJiggvle
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2 years
Every outfit on Bonang tonight has been a hit.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Random Selection #Top4of2018
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
It's a silly opinion tbh. When she was acquiring armies, allies, unsullied and dothraki, the aim was to win the iron throne. Now she's putting her armies and dragons to use and she's suddenly power hungry? Did they think she was gathering the army to attend Shiloh? Nonsense.
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@TheJiggvle
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2 years
The way Burna Boy's last last grew on everyone and became this huge gigantic song that connects with you on a spiritual level stringing at all you chords calling you from deep within to scream along to the lyrics.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
No player bar maybe prime Messi and CR7 is worth 100m and that's a hill I'll murd on.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
You see that thing of shy girls being the freakiest? Lmao na lie. They know nothing and can't do shit.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
I think the reason for this celebration over a basic diss track is cos everyone's been waiting for Drake to receive an L. Any kind of L.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
I'm an alcoholic who never actively seeks out alcohol. But if it comes, we die here. I don't know if this makes any sense.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Skepta's Bad Energy is a mood. Not just the message of the song, the entire feel of it is a whole mood. The beats, Skepta's flow and continuity, Wizkid's chorus. Everything.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Wait. Let me see if i understand this. The girl, a consenting adult, has been expelled for having sex while on vacation, away from school grounds, with someone who no longer has any ties to the school. Right? So basically, this University expelled the girl for having sex.
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MusingsOfEnigma™🎭
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@TheJiggvle
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@saintLumy @Iyanya Then the toll on your mental health. What was, what could have been, and what didn't. You go wan mad. From fan adulation and popping every night to sapa and begging for shows.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Have a nice avi. Go through her TL for a week to find what interests her. Engage her with that. Don't be too forward. Be patient. Be smart.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Satan is a woman. It's CeeC.
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5 years
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Messi removing his jersey and showing it to the Bernabeau crowd. Tears 😂😂😭😭 Iconic.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
My kid sister used a picture of me as her WhatsApp wallpaper, then sent me a conversation she had seeking advice. Then subtly asks me if I saw her wallpaper. After giving her the advice, she proceeded to ask for money. Fear women.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
This won't be here long
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Simi's voice is soothing. Christ. That woman is underrated.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
The Danfo Kaftan
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@TheJiggvle
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Rema's album has a very high replay value. Top draw stuff.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Whenever i listen to Wizkid's come closer ft Drake, i feel we'll be served a Wizkid/Rihanna collaboration soon.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Kidd was def the Alpha in this house.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Had a close shave a death today. Lost conciousness while driving this evening along Ikota road. I'm alive and well, car's a bit of a mess though.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Once Iwobi put bumbum in front of you, forget it. You no fit gain the ball.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Delivered 23 suits in two weeks. And none needed any amendment! If this isn't the stuff of superheroes, i don't know what is.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 months
her face card is ridiculous. top draw.
@bella_okagbue
BELLA OKAGBUE⚡️
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Create your own happiness 🖤
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2 years
Every once in a seventeen years, TwitterNG actually does come up with something I actually consider thought provoking. She does have a point. Could she have been kinder with her wording, yes. But she does have a point and I'm curious to see conversations.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Call a spade a spade. SARS is a vigilante group. A group of nitwits. A cult. A band of miscreants. A killing machine. #EndSARS .
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
On this app, once you have a level of TL visibility, just keep it in mind that someone somewhere, for absolutely no reason, doesn't like you.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Simi's album will definitely rank amongst the best music works made in this country. Pure trips. You're doing amazing sweetie @SympLySimi
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
#BigBrotherNaijaReunion Urbanwear Outfits by @WearSochi from the just concluded Big Brother Reunion. Kiddwaya, Praise, Tochi, Eric. For more WearSochi works, please visit: 🙏❤️
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Olamide came onstage and i lost my voice.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
No one does it better than @WearSochi 💛
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Because normal is boring and we don't do that over here. A @WearSochi peach. You should own one too. DM us now.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Most times, that Chemistry turns to Calculus after like three months.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Everything about Wizkid's and Skepta's Bad Energy makes me happy. That song is perfection. Beat, flow, delivery, hook, everything.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
@samdhare Not always. Not all friends are good persons. You can have a friend who is a terrible person but an excellent friend.
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@TheJiggvle
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2 years
Adekunle >> Seniorman. Forever aware. Always cautious.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Print your account balance on a shirt or dress and walk around in it for Halloween cos your poverty level will scare everyone.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Laugh, get blocked. Simple. #10YearChallange
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Today will definitely be the saddest day of my life. I have no idea how I'll get through it. Say a prayer for me and my family. Daddy is being buried today 💔
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Tiwa Savage could get it. She could fucking get it. All of it.
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@TheJiggvle
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4 years
Jesus Christ. Wizkid and Tay Iwar did an absolute madness on this True love song. Jesus Christ!!!
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Judas IsKarius.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Wizkid and Sarz actually did a madness on Samba. A foken madness.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
I want to mute "God When" but i can't deny I find it hilarious seeing you people seek the relationship happiness most of you will never find cos you don't deserve it.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
You brought this to Twitter Law court, now you want to take it away from the court? Objection your honor, Tampering of Justice!
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Checks and Balance is one of my favorite Burna Boy songs.
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@TheJiggvle
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7 years
Igbo girls are mad fine tbh. Their wahala just plenty ni.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
One of my favorite things is sitting in a place observing people and their behavior.
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Olamide created an atmosphere. Wow.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
Khafi to me is the best dressed in the house. Not the most fashionable or stylish yes, but definitely best dressed.
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@TheJiggvle
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3 years
Really can't get enough of Wizkid's Reckless. An absolutely amazing songs. How he smoothly transitions between different genres. So smooth. So so smooth.
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
A @WearSochi original. How vain (Venn) are you? When Science & Maths meets Kaftans. I infused the Venn Diagrams into this Kaftan. Shop this look. Only @WearSochi .
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@TheJiggvle
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6 years
Let's go
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@TheJiggvle
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1 year
Not sure I've ever seen you this gassed 😂
@duckworth_O
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Odumodu gives me life🔥
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@TheJiggvle
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5 years
You folks have a lot to say on the internet till you meet the person offline and you suddenly can't find your voice or you start pandering. Iya baba yin ti shierey
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