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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

Found some Twitter weed

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HummusMonk

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3 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr One uses tear gas One orders ice cream One goes to Florida for a hate rally One goes to Florida to help the state and its people Plain enough for you Jr

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1 year

Twitter weed vs Reality Hahahaha

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1 year

How old is this bud of Strawberry Diesel? Would you smoke it if you knew?

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1 year

When Twitter sucks turn to the plant for positive reinforcement

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1 year

Sun kissed bud grown indoors Hahaha

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1 year

Twitter Weed > Twitter Drama

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1 year

It may be just weed to some, but for me its life, living, laughter and a ways to a means. Flower room #1 hps side.

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@TheHummusMonk

1 year

I'm an 30yr grow addict. The thrill, the money, the chase to find the one. I can't stop, I won't be stopped.

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

6 months

Oh I’m sorry, Idgaf about your Blu Zushi, Toad Venom or candy terps. Meet Smog. Chock full o’ diesel, gas, rotted meat, dead skunk and pinesol. Coming soon to a seed bank just for you hahaha

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1 year

@JoeyMannarinoUS I @JoeyMannarinoUS hereby issue this Declaration of Independence by paying a billionaire for my "Free Speech" Sounds more like Benedict Arnold than the Founding Fathers

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7 months

We smoking Colorado’s mids or nah?

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1 year

@AbleLikes Yep for sure. My brother in law came back from Vietnam a mentally messed up drug addiction and blew his head off. They both served with honor

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8 months

Had to stop and buy these $35oz Colorado mids. Maybe I should’ve paid $180 for some of Twitters greatest growers buds instead. Hahaha

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1 year

So, up here at Walmart some chick is hustling $5 1/8ths out of her car to help with bills. Gave her $10 for 1. Definitely some lemony haze type of stuff. Smash or pass? I smashed it, got to love Colorado.

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7 months

The everlasting beauty of an HPS glow

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

Twitter Weed nuff said

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Working on her Valentines Day bouquet today. Think she'll like it?

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

You've had cookies, cakes, pie and candies but are you old enough and man/woman enough for the '88 g13/hp x pre98 kali mist? Didn't think so, keep scrolling lightweight, leave the legacy weed to us old heads

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HummusMonk

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8 months

30yr old seed here. Any guesses what the WI stand for? Out of 50 seeds not 1 pheno of WI has shown, yet. Good luck

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@TheHummusMonk

7 months

Smog x 5k og

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HummusMonk

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3 years

@ImSpeaking13 This 1 right here busts my gut every time

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HummusMonk

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1 year

See the seed?

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@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Sometimes the hairs provide all the color that is needed.

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@TheHummusMonk

1 year

0 calories, non-gmo, non-political, and same great taste Weed, it's what we need

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

6 months

I let you in on a little secret. I’m anti-government, anti-greed. I don’t like bs. I decided just now, to start selling seeds, my own worked lines I’ve grown for yrs. $25-75 or less a pk at a few seed banks so you can grow this for free at home. Screw these high priced hacks

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Here's to the ladies covered in soil not in make up. Hahaha 😄

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HummusMonk

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6 months

Friendly reminder: Great weed doesn’t have to cost $500. Zips of this are free to grow or $75 iyk me hahaha

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@TheHummusMonk

1 year

Ya'll fight over there about growing, God, guns, and politics. I'm just gonna keep doing my thing, all alone. Ya'll are crazy hahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Decided to fire up a 3rd 1k and fill up the room. 26 plants in a 3k veg. You can never have enough haha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

During a little Saturday morning trimming, I discovered a nice little resin ball that formed in flower. Second time I've seen this occur.

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5 months

Who needs Cadbury crème eggs when you have Hummus crème eggs for Easter hahaha

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Saturday Nights are made for Chocolate, Chocolate Thai that is.

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1 year

Do si dos and away we go Let's get rocked

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3 years

Roadkill Skunk x Original Diesel Old skool funk at its finest.

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7 months

Weed Crush Wednesday THC what? who gives a shiittake hahaha

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HummusMonk

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2 years

Don't you just love it when the ladies bring you flowers?

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

As this run comes to end my time on Twitter is drawing near as well. From 24 plants to 4 and 24 days of Twitter left before my annual summer leave. It's been real, see y'all in the fall, maybe Hahahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Trimming and paying bills gets old But growing and smoking fire buds never does

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@TheHummusMonk

4 months

Monday Nuggage Georgia Pie- Courtesy of you know who you are haha Dude killed it, super tasty smokes 10/10

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@TheHummusMonk

5 months

Deleted that post hahaha Took the pic with an old Galaxy S21U. This pic looks better with the IP14P or nah?

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

8 months

Everyone’s Twitter weed vs real life Hahahahaha Suckers

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

See Spiderfarmer gives ya free light to shill, and you know what, you become the sucker and buy more because they're actually good. I know a few now that ended up buying more lights, myself included. Well played SF ahahaha A little BKGK #SE7000 #spiderfarmerblackFriday

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

2 years

@nathaliejacoby1 Teachers is the most logical. I'll add after unions were busted, most blue collar jobs i.e electricians, plumbers, ect are all under paid now. Example, when I was union I made $45.63 hr in Fla, after unions were busted, I made 17hr, some made even less.

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Tonites nug will take all you stoners back in time. Back to 1996, Kali Mist was head stash, billed as true connoisseur weed. She was kind and clear but strong. Tasty, like sandlewood, earth, notes of berry. Now, all but forgotten. Pre98 Kali Mist, from a run sometime last year

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HummusMonk

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2 years

@LordofEa @elonmusk @Tesla Runs android. Lmao

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6 months

Who doesn’t love a good sour/og/haze Big time fav here

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

9 months

This is what happens when you take a summer off. You have 4 nugs left for the holidays hahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Shill post, keep on scrolling, nothing to see here. Hahahaha #SE7000 #spiderfarmerblackFriday

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

Happy No Kids Day to me, hahaha and Happy Father's Day to rest of ya

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Saturday garbage bag nugs. Even nugs should get a 2nd chance. Hope you all enjoy the weekend

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@TheHummusMonk

7 months

Sour Bubble goo Mondaze Nights

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

2 years

Calendar shows spring but my plants show a winter storm warning ⚠️

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

More Spiderfarmer shill pics. Not so bad shillin' when you like what your shillin' for. #growyourown #spiderfarmerblackFriday

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

6 months

Even my purps carry heavy lemon/grape earthy pinesol flavor and smell Team No Candy hahaha Smog x BKGK bx1

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

5 months

Forget all the fighting and bragging and all the bs here. I just want to bring y’all some crazy funk and have some fun. Topsail haze doing her thing

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

When MS has you walking around like you're doing the Humpty Dance and you can't roll a J, but your buds are fire, you improvise. Hahahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Ho-Ho-Hazey days ahead. Wish each and every one of you the very best this Holiday Season. Feeling sentimental today. ✌️💚&🐔grease

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Tonites Christmas Eve nug belongs to the '90s smash hit The Triangle Kush She a fav around here. May peace be with you

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

5 months

Working on a 10day cure Black Smog SnowmanX (snowman x legend og bx3) x pre98 Bubba x Grape Krush Super tasty my friends

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

2 years

The flower room Where great stories begin and end #spiderfarmerSE7000

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5 months

SuperSilverSourOGHaze Old school classic right here

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Nothing like a 2k veg to keep them nodes tight af.

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6 months

Tuesday Night Terps call to me The trees are drawing near and it’s time to leave my mind behind ✌️💚&🐔grease y’all

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Trichs tell you when to chop The plant tells me when to chop We clearly don't grow the same way Hahaha #spiderfarmerblackfriday #SE7000

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1 year

Rocky Mtn High

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1 year

Old Twitter > New Twitter Twitter Nugs > Twitter Jugs I said what I said and I'll die on my pile of nugs Ahahahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

When you're in a hurry and you just break a bud off a drying plant to roll, that's living large hahaha

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8 months

Got bored Pook is stoned

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5 months

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1 year

Went to sisters 70th bday party last night, woke up to this It's the little things

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

6 months

Yummybud for y’all hahaha Back to my old self after a few days of the worst relapse ever. Hope all you sickos/non-sickos out there fight and win each and every day. Do Not let life beat you down.

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Took Doone out for a walk, she really brightened the day. We played light the J in the high wind without burning down the forest, good times.

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7 months

Just nugs

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HummusMonk

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3 years

Ohhh geeez, my bad. I forgot ya'll like color. Little kids in a candy store hahahahahaha #SE7000

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5 years

@sianoresist Bubba from Cell block D.

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8 months

@Patti_in_CO @MeidasTouch From CO3 I’m elated she’s bailing on us. I kinda feel sorry for you folks in CO4 tho haha

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6 months

Shots in the dark just hit different hahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

5 months

Like a long slow dry and cure somethings take time to be their best and not rushed. 14wks and counting Topsail haze rocks at 16wks like no other.

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

I don't share my life much here outside of growing.. But Sundays here are always weed, Football/Nascar, food and critters.

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Last sponsored post today A little color for your Saturday She came from a pack of seeds sent to me from a friend, DankFrank Fruity Pebbles Berry Kush or FPBK for short hahaha Enjoy everyone See ya tomorrow! #spiderfarmerblackFriday #SE7000

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Ever smoke that bud that leaves ya hungover? This is that nug and me don't likey. Hahaha still stoned from her

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

5 months

I don’t see a lot of haze growing round here but damn y’all are missing out. I understand why though, they’re tricky fools. Start of wk 16 for these 2. Topsail (1st pic) says “smoke me I’m yours” haha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Today's Cellar Nugs For Mich v OSU Go Big Blue!!!!! A Dub, Sour Dubb, Tk

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

5 months

In honor of Chum Wu the stoner bun-bun who is now buried deep and gone forever we spark up a J. He loved chewing on fan leaves as much as you love smoking buds. To Chum Wu we smoke

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HummusMonk

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1 year

Thunder snow has arrived. Excited, 12-16 inches on the way. Made a pecan pie just for the snow show. And gummies and weed of course

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Weed in all it's glory Spiderfamer SE7000 bringing the heat Hahahaha Pays to be lame af

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

6 months

Powers out, heavy snowfall, gusting winds, Blizzard conditions. What do we do?, smoke meat and weed in the dark haha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

6 months

That old 20+ something old seed of C99 x WI is hanging tough. Another Smog but with pre98 Bubba x Grape Krush daddy

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

7 months

The old C99/Ducksfoot is thriving. Old seeds need love too and mutants do to haha

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@TheHummusMonk

4 months

Saturday Night Nugs High altitude smoking Prepare to gap for air hahaha

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Quick commercial break Whos says "$$$ doesn't grow on trees" We Don't, that's who! @SpiderFarmerAmazon #SE7000 #spiderfarmerblackFriday

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

1 year

Twitter Weed in the making

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

4 years

@icecube Don't hate the player Hate the game I can't fault Cube for doing what he thought was best for himself and his people. His music and movies brought me laughs, joy, and helped me think different about what America really is. ✌💚&🐔grease

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HummusMonk

@TheHummusMonk

3 years

Saturday vibes with girls. May the goo be with you, haha