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I'm your daddy in the sky. Praise be to me. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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Joined December 2022
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@s8n I see no better use for that parchment. Be sure to roll a fatty with Leviticus 25:45 and 18:22.
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@JackPosobiec I've gotta tell ya Jack, we've gone through the archives twice now β€” there's no indication of Catholics ever "being silent" since the founding of Catholicism. Could you please share some additional context about which period you're referring to here?
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@s8n I'm right here daddy. No need to worry.
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@s8n Would help if everyone just used his real name... Which of course is Terry.
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@s8n To be fair, I did place the male G spot in the prostate.
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@kirawontmiss Because the region was built to retain heat during winter months, with little attention to staying cool in the summer. Also, most of the infrastructure was constructed with materials only stress tested or approved for temperatures of up to 80Β°f.
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@RebeccaTaylorBB @s8n You have a problem with black reapers?
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@s8n You are rad as hell, sir.
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@s8n Jesus gave up a mimosa brunch for your sins.
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@s8n "Florida man attempts to murder son. Says God wanted him to do it."
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@s8n What can I say? I'm a cat person.
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@s8n If Christians could read they'd be very upset.
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Hope everyone is having a wonderful Pride Month!
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@s8n Dinosaurs also maintained an inhabitable planet for ~165M years, and didn't rape children. Church attendance does appear to be a rather impactful variable.
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@albert12798 What a terrible day to have omnipresence.
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@s8n Interesting. Now do Zeus! I love when things I never created come to life.
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@s8n I'm busy.
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You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix overpopulation ...Boy did that go well #LGBTQ #TransDayOfVisibility
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@waltermasterson Noah, get the boat.
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@s8n Nope. Receipts.
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LOVE IS LOVE
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@s8n Alright killer, calm down. If they're human, they're probably already heading there anyway.
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@s8n Plot twist: That wasn't my kid Someone call Maury. Let's settle this once and for all
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I created the intelligent for a reason, you bumbling chucklefucks.
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The books you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a DlCK?
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You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix overpopulation ...Boy did that go well #LGBTQ #TransDayOfVisibility
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Happy Father's Day
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@jedi515 @Earth_Updates No one stole jack shit from me. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ But Happy Pride! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@MrBeast You're welcome.
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I did not fuck this man's wife.
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@s8n Allow me to clear this up. It isn't.
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Shout out to Michelangelo for the uncanny accuracy achieved in this depiction of me.
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@juliethardt @albert12798 Don't waste your time. We have a strict "no humans" rule up here.
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@ArianSerrano1 What book? You talking about the collection of literary works, authored by humans ~300k yrs after I created ur species? If I wrote that, don't u think I might have been a little more focused on ecological maintenance than ur harmless social interactions?
The books you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a DlCK?
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@AsaTowari @s8n More of a power bottom, honestly
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..Reconsidering some doctrines
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Holup. I'm scary..... right?
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
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@s8n Okay, I'm finally convinced. I'll begin orchestrating that rapture first thing Monday.
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@s8n Rule of thumb: If humans created it, it's probably in hell. However, unlike copies of biblical scripture, I haven't mandated hourly burnings of hentai in the underworld.
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@s8n Nobody fucking listens. It's like I'm not even here.. or something.
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The books you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a DlCK?
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@s8n In my defense, that was supposed to be a primate disease. Who would have thought humans would abuse their own bodies so egregiously?
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@s8n Awe, look.. he's blushing. You totally have a crush on her.
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I had nothing to do with this conception. Why do people always assume I'm banging their wives? ...and why are they seemingly okay with it?
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