akneerude @TheGuysexual Twitter profile

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akneerude

8 months

I’ve decided to choose pure chaos in 2024, and (once again) start a rather ambitious year-long writing exercise. The hook? 🤼‍♂️ to cover 366 of my first dates over 366 tweets (a thread🧵).

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Delhi: abbe mad*rch*d r*ndu bh*nch*d… Bombay: tu- Delhi: omg so rude 🥺

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Who’s going to tell her?

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akneerude

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1 year

May 2023 Vs. Sept 2023 🌞

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akneerude

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2 years

Look mom, I got a new duvet. 🌞

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akneerude

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1 year

Three different Instagram friends have soft launched their new boyfriends this past week, and here I am, soft launching my (very new) abs.

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akneerude

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8 months

On w̷e̷d̷n̷e̷s̷d̷a̷y̷s̷ Thursdays, we wear pink.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 months

Instagram saw it first. 🍿🦩🌴🍹🥗

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akneerude

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7 months

Now entering my ‘takes shirtless selfies in dirty bathroom mirrors’ era.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

Objects in this mirror are celebrating 400 days of sobriety. 🥳

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 month

Days since I’ve had a drink: 550🎖️ Days since I’ve had a cigarette: 300🎖️

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Gay culture is… #10yearChallenge

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 month

“He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn”

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

12 days

Nothing will surprise me on Grindr anymore nothing will surprise me on Grindr anymore nothing will surprise me on Grindr any-

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

Does this count as Barbiecore?

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

4 months

(1/n) A little over 100 days ago, I finished a year of sobriety. How was it transformative? No one asked, but I’ve a thread.🧵

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

9 months

The way I screamed.

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akneerude

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5 months

Day 1 of u̷n̷e̷m̷p̷l̷o̷y̷m̷e̷n̷t̷ trying to figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life: ✅

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

4 months

‘Oh no, I’m such a klutz I almost dropped my phone in the auto.’

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akneerude

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4 months

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

This older lady and I are the only two people at the gym, and the radio jockey starts discussing the Supreme Court’s decision to hear requests over same-sex marriage today. She stopped her workout to give me the widest smile ever. There’s still some hope in this world.🥲

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

Queers: ‘We just need #MarriageEquality !’ Straights: ‘Why make a spectacle of it tho?’ Also, straights: . . #IndianMatchmaking

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 month

For the 99.99% of Grindr chats that are depressing, there’s a 0.01% chance a stranger will come along and prove those statistics wrong. This is the 0.01%. 🥹

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 months

Celebrated my nephew turning 4 with two of his favourite things: birthday cake and bawling 🎂

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

18 days

I couldn’t decide between brat, demure and babygirl, so I chose all three. 🌷

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

4 years

If coronavirus can come back stronger, so can you, queen. ✨

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 months

Not a hard flex but got recognised on Grindr for my u̷n̷h̷i̷n̷g̷e̷d̷ ̷t̷w̷e̷e̷t̷s̷ charming personality, felt proper famous—

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

9 months

Send n̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ validation.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Tried to shamelessly plug my book to a beautiful stranger on Grindr only to find out that he’d already bought a copy months ago. Kids, this is the story of how I (potentially) met your father. 🌸

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 month

Me: I’m watching Decameron for the plot The plot:

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

An undisclosed time ago, I went on a first date with a nice gentleman, who interrupted me mid-conversation (five minutes into our first drink) to tell me that I looked exactly like his ex-boyfriend. His 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 ex-boyfriend. (1/13)

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 months

“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe”

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Is this what they call an admin reveal? 🔍

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 month

Two wedding invites for Jan 2025 already in my inbox, entering my "always a bridesmaid, never the bride" era 💐👰‍♀️

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

4 months

For all the 99.99% of Grindr chats that are depressing, every once in a while, a stranger will come along and prove all those statistics wrong.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

Celebrated turning 35 with three of my greatest loves: sugar, complex carbohydrates and my 3 yo nephew. 🎂

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 months

My book turns 2 years old today so does that make me a (baby) daddy?

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 months

Looked so damn fine yesterday I didn’t even need to use Remini

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

Just a typical day on Grindr.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

8 months

One of my resolutions for 2024 is to take as many photos of myself as possible and even though I'm absolutely abysmal at taking gym selfies, I'm going to try and try and tri and tricep and tricep and bicep and bicep and delt and okay, maybe I'm finally getting the hang of it?

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

This is the face of someone who successfully quit smoking 150 days ago.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

There was a loud Grindr notification ping at the gym. Five different dudes looked up. Well, hello. 🏋🏻‍♂️

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

Pictured here: one of the five dozen selfies I took in the cab the other day.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Haters will say it’s Photoshop, but…

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 months

‘Oh look I’m so clumsy I almost dropped my phone.’

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Are we soulmates because I’m already finishing his sentences! 🐔🐔🐔

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

#NewProfilePic …but make it a clickbait so that more people visit my profile and see my pinned tweet.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

It’s astounding how the second you gain a 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 of muscle, the gays from your past will suddenly resurrect with the sole purpose of sliding into your DMs with a ‘hey, long time. What’s up?’

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 months

Oh man this ‘every vote counts’ really holds true I’m shooketh

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 months

Number of days I’ve been sober: 500 Number of days I’ve not smoked: 250

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

New achievement unlocked: six months sober. 🏆

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

I am damn pretty but the r is silent. 🌸

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

The sky was skying so hard I might have skyed a little 🦩

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

New achievement unlocked: 200 days sober. 🏆

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

I want the confidence of a blank profile on Grindr asking to see pictures.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 months

Sparkle in the streets Uncle between the sheets

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

3 years

Gay culture is going after a guy who wants another guy, who wants another guy, who wants another guy, who wants another guy.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

I went to Dubrovnik a couple of years ago because they shot Game Of Thrones there, and was mighty disappointed not to find any dragons around. 🐉

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akneerude

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2 years

Just a typical day on Grindr.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Me @ my Instagram DMs right now. #instagramdown

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 month

In Delhi for the day—spoke to three dudes on Grindr who all look identical. Are we all finally merging into one another?

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

5 months

It’s my dad’s 71st birthday today so I found corresponding pictures of us at the same age (32) standing in front of a door (but only one of us dresses age appropriately).

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

7 months

I saw the most gorgeous man cycling outside Magnolia Bakery today, and no man has ever looked more exquisite in blue bicycle shorts, a human male possessing such breathtaking beauty that at some point, I may have loudly exclaimed OMG and he may have heard me. Only in Bandra.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Me, a 34 year old gay man on Twitter:

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

The homosexual urge to automatically like a hot gay’s tweet even if it’s just an announcement that he’s breathing.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

* goes to the gym the 𝑜𝓃𝑒 time *

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

Why kms when I can run (21) kms?

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

I want the confidence of this dude describing himself on Bumble.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

BRB DELETING TINDER FOR LIFE. 💀💀💀💀

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Who is the prettiest man in the universe and why is it Ahan Shetty? 🌸

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

It is my dad’s 70th birthday today so I found corresponding pictures of us at the exact same age (32) standing in front of a door (although, only one of us dresses/poses age appropriately). Like father, like son. 🧔🏻

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

11 months

Kids, this is how I met your favourite aunt.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

6 months

Theo James in me WHEN?

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@notgwendalupe

6 months

theo james in 'the white lotus'

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

5 months

Days since I’ve had a drink: 450 Days since I’ve had a cigarette: 200

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

5 months

Everything reminds me of him

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Today marks the eight year anniversary of the fateful day when my (very attractive) Uber driver asked me if I was single, barely a minute after I got into my cab.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

7 months

Run a 21k marathon: ✅

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Hi, I’m new to Twitter. 🥑

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Men will put up Ranveer Singh’s picture as their Grindr display picture and then have the audacity to say ‘DP NOT MINE’. 🫥

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Have I been living under a rock or did I not know that AP Dhillon was ridonk attractive?

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

Pov: boyfriend says it’s time for missionary.

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Him: ‘sir, are you single?’ Me: ‘umm, what?’ Him: ‘single ho aap?’ Me: ‘yes, aapko kaise pata?’ Him: ‘…’ Me: ‘…’ Him: ‘sir, single passenger or double passenger? Trip start kar doon?’

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

I know we aren’t supposed to share Grindr screenshots anymore, but I found the GREATEST fashion hacks ever. Presenting Style (Tailor’s Version). 🧵

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

Twitter gays > Instagram gays

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

2 years

My Uber dude has been making conversation these past 20 minutes, and I’ve been politely hmming and haawing, only to realise he’s been talking to someone on Bluetooth all along. ☠️

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

1 year

2013 Vs 2023

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akneerude

@TheGuysexual

5 months

Me looking for an emotionally available, witty, single gay man who looks like Henry Cavill and just happens to be irresistibly head-over-heels, ‘where’s their meet cute already?’ in love with me: