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TheGnomeDepot

@TheGnomeDepot

8 months

Here is the catalog you all have clamored for.

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DnD adventures begin in a tavern. Great DnD adventures begin at the Waffle House.

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Isn’t it ridiculous how we used to think that giving magical items at the beginning of a campaign would completely derail the game? I’m so glad we grown past that as a community and embraced a bright and glorious future.

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Necromancy #gnomedepot

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It’s inoperable brain cancer. All we can do is make him comfortable as he fails his death saves.

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@TheGnomeDepot

1 month

Please send your healing magic to my first dungeon master and my brother Steven. I took him to the hospital today and it doesn’t look good. When came home from the Marine Corps, with a blue gym bag full dnd books, dice and Dragon magazines, he taught a 10 year old boy how to

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Please send your healing magic to my first dungeon master and my brother Steven. I took him to the hospital today and it doesn’t look good. When came home from the Marine Corps, with a blue gym bag full dnd books, dice and Dragon magazines, he taught a 10 year old boy how to

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4 months

If you had to create a Battletech Faction based on your personal brand loyalties, what would it be?

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6 months

Reroll ones? #gnomedepot

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7 months

Ring of Udder Chaos #gnomedepot I’ve seen entire subreddits collapse underneath the powers exerted by this cursed item. Certainly you’re unprepared to even consider using this abomination in your game. But I tell you someday someone will and it will cause the most memorable

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7 months

There are 3194 billionaires in the world and not a single Batman.

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1 year

Everyone has heard a bag of holding, maybe even a bag of colding, but have considered buying a: Bag of Molding for your spore Druid. Bag of Folding just to keep your clothes clean and pressed. Bag of Scolding for those Bards trying to find a good insult. Bag of Hoarding for

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5 months

Spear of Britney #gnomedepot

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Obscure Time Bandits reference

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7 months

Slightly Magical Sword #gnomedepot

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@TheGnomeDepot

8 months

In case you want to know about our origins, this is where it started.

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@TheGnomeDepot

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Ring of Meta #gnomedepot

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Cursed Variants in real life #gnomedepot

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ADWoMM #gnomedepot

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Flying Glaive #gnomedepot #krull

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Plot Armor #gnomedepot

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Sam, this is where I make a shameless plug for my own content. Please forgive me.

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Shitty Character Idea: A sorcerer who was just a commoner who accidentally saw their character sheet, and is now dealing with the consequences.

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Sword Caddy #gnomedepot

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Obsidian Skull #gnomedepot

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9 months

Orange Dice Set Giveaway when we reach 5000 followers Repost and follow @TheGnomeDepot

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6 months

If you wanted to know where the idea for the Gnome Depot started? This is where it all began.

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If you ever have to completely improvise a megadungeon (for some reason, may god have mercy), find a map of a large, asymmetric shopping mall, preferably with multiple levels for the layout.

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What’s your favorite spaceship that isn’t Star Wars?

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6 months

What's your favorite spaceship that isn't from Star Wars? Galactica.

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5 months

DM: It appears to be a 15 by 30 foot room. Player: I check for Jamiroquai. DM: What? Player: Yes. I check for Jamiroquai.

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@TheGnomeDepot

6 months

Gary Gygax #gnomedepot

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@TheGnomeDepot

4 months

Advertise your account with one image.

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4 months

Advertise your account with one image.

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3 months

Well… Our legal department has informed us that we are no longer permitted to refer to the magical storage items as "bags of holding," despite using that term for the past five decades. We are now looking for alternative branding and have workshopped a few that might meet the

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TheGnomeDepot

@TheGnomeDepot

7 months

My First Encounters are now generally skeletons. But how awesome would it be to get Tiamat? When a DM has the confidence to plop that figurine on the map and say it appears to be a 5 headed dragon. Sure, you may be playing a Welcome to Nightvale inspired campaign with Glowclouds

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Beholder Flail #gnomedepot

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Brown Towel #gnomedepot

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Ring of Udder Chaos #gnomedepot

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6 months

Seriously…

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Stats #gnomedepot

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Flamberge #gnomedepot

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Ring of Bounce #gnomedepot

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I cast Emotional Damage #gnomedepot

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5 months

Pairing Knife

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@TheGnomeDepot

7 months

This is might be the reason people don’t invite me to their games. #gnomedepot

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Wand of Fireball #gnomedepot

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Flying Broom of Magic Missile #gnomedepot

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Mace of Non-Lethal Damage #gnomedepot

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7 months

Um… Axually #gnomedepot

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I’m not the new president of wotc but here is your new edition

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Dubbing Mace #gnomedepot

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Ring of Udder Chaos #gnomedepot

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I’m not sure who I piss off more 🤔 #gnomedepot

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Six Second Time Machine #gnomedepot

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Burrowing… #gnomedepot

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I am not the only one that when they go to bookstore and open up a fantasy book, you look for the map? I mean it has to have map, right? All the best fantasy books have maps.

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I’ve got questions. #gnomedepot

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Oh… you’re going on the shelf 😉

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Finish the weekend off right!!!!

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Flaming Arrows #gnomedepot

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Ring of the Possum #gnomedepot

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Ring of Bounce #gnomedepot

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We know what the ladies like…

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Damn! I really need a Red Bulette… #gnomedepot

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Antitank Rifle #gnomedepot

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FBoMM #gnomedepot

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Oh yeah, that’s cursed.

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Saw this and thought immediatly of @TheGnomeDepot

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I don’t want to get too political #gnomedepot

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Bracelet of Impact kinda sucks as a name. I’m willing to entertain ideas for a better name before I go around posting on my other social media accounts. #gnomedepot

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Sad truths #gnomedepot

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If you’re stacking cheddar, where else are you going to put it?

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A Rat Bag.

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Bag of Holding is the gold standard of magical items. Everyone benefits from its use. It breaks the rules of encumbrance. And it is potentially dangerous. #gnomedepot

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Cowbell #gnomedepot

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Plot is shaped by the players #gnomedepot

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They are all the same #gnomedepot

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Rubber Ducky #gnomedepot

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Ring of Coffee #gnomedepot

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No Billy! No! #gnomedepot

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Golden Spoon #gnomedepot

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Death Whistle #gnomedepot

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Purple Bag #gnomedepot

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Paladin Provisions #gnomedepot

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It takes Two #gnomedepot

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I’ll just have to say, I have a character idea, ready to go if there is a dungeon meshi campaign out there. If not, I’m willing to DM one.

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Gandolfini #gnomedepot

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The Gnome Depot’s birthday is coming soon. April 7th 2021 is when I came up with the really cool name for a magic shop in a mall megadungeon. 1300+ items later and thousands of followers later, are all owed to one person posting one brilliant idea. So if you think your posts are

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Rotary Spellbook #gnomedepot

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I got this really cool sword last session. The dm just GAVE you a sword. Did you cast identify on it? No. Why would I need to do that? (moment of silence) Why Would I Need To Do That!

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Ain’t Dead Yet Bitches #gnomedepot