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@TheGamesDeadM8

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@PoliticsForAlI @ToxicLemon69 @damiengayle Whilst wearing her leather jacket.
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The bent doorman at @SeaContainers_ strikes again. Trying to take bribes off taxi drivers. I've spoken to the manager about him, as we both went outside to confront him, he ran off. Not on!
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2 bikes jumped a red light from each direction and wallop 😂 #butcars
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I said it before and I'll say it again. The only guy in London who has complete control over the minicabs is the Chelsea Harbour barrier guy.
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Bumper to bumper along the usual route of Upper Thames Street and he's standing their with a speed gun 😂😂😂😂😂
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BREAKING NEWS: Acid Abdul (Abdul Ezedi, the acid attacker) has been caught and arrested by the Metropolitan police. He was caught doing 23mph in a 20 on Vauxhall Bridge Road.
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Got bored sitting at Euston earlier and thought I draw what I saw in front of me.
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@Femi_Sorry @JeremyVineOn5 Femi.. have you been on the bugle?
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Mad to think that when my Grandma was alive, she smoked like a trooper, drank like a fish and lived through the great smog of London in 1952. She died at the grand age of 87. But Hugo in Haggerston claims a euro 5 diesel is "killing children"
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On Friday 28th January, I will be handing my cab back to the garage & will be having a couple of weeks off to spend time with my first new born son who could potentially be here on the 31st. To say I'm excited is an understatement.
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I'm please to announce the new arrival of my newborn Son, Stanley. Born on 7/2/22 weighing at 8Ib7oz. We've been home for a couple days now, mother and baby are doing fine. The best of day of my life ♥️
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My cat sadly passed away today. She lived a good age of up to 19. I don't care what anyone says, dogs & cats are always part of the family and when they sadly go, it's heart breaking. 😪
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Cabbie conspiracy No.567 Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine to bump up oil prices in order to force london cab drivers to ditch their diesel cabs and make the move to rent an electric taxi from ColtsCabs.
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Anyone fancy stopping work and go egging at extinction rebellion?
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Just got a cab from Tooley St to Cabvision to pick up a cab, driver and I got talking and he waved the fare and wanted me to save it for my boy. Ernie, you're a legend 👊🏼 hope cabbie karma repays you handsomely.
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Got to love our Arab friends 😂
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Couldn't resist the rate 3 with £4 extras today. 🤣
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Transport For London have decided to name this corner after the great Mike Van Erp, after his greatness to the cycle lobby.
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Just been done by the 'Undercover' TFL officer. Keep your wits about you guys. They're cunning!
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Goodnight everyone. #jeremyvine
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@_DHOTYA And then the park bench clapped!
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Got red lined on 56's when I was on appearances because I was slacking. Mr. Shaw said to me to go home and think whether I want to do it or not. The red line is there for a reason imo. You either want to be a taxi driver or not.
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Fun fact of the day. Did you know, cab drivers usually spend 40 hours a year waiting for someone to figure how to use the tip option on their card machines.
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I'm in a bad place right now 😪 Not mentally... I'm just in Swanley.
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Job down to Padstow, Cornwall. In ya get 👊🏼
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Got this off Facebook. Someone's sacked in the morning 😂
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The big man himself, ginger Pat
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The cabbie stare
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This picture didn't age well.
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"This job is fucking shit, I only earned this much, the knowledge wasn't worth it!" Next day, "I've been non stop, I've been busy, I love this job, best job in the world!" The London Taxi trade. Making drivers have personality disorders since 1634.
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If I was on the knowledge and I gave up because I thought Uber was going to take over, I would be kicking myself right now.
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I have to say, even though he may not be perfect, Sadiq Khan is a good mayor and he had done a lot for a majority of Londoners. - Said no one ever.
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Mad to think a couple months ago I paid £300 to pay my regulator to renew my license to carrying doing my job, at the same time the regulator wants to appeal a decision in court to stop me from doing my job. You could not make this stuff up.
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I have to say.. It was quite satisfying to watch all the Uber scrimper customers having to get dropped off before Costco at Wembley, having to walk in the pissing down rain to the stadium, whilst I dropped off my customers RIGHT outside the stadium.
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To @DonnachadhMc Happy Valentines Much love, The London Taxi trade 😘
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When an Arab hands you a phone all in Arabic language and you're trying to pick out the odd word in English for the address
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Not gonna lie.. I'm pretty gutted it wasn't Jeremy Vine...
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That new hotel/apartments on the corner of Grosvenor crescent that it being built has a taxi rank outside it already. Nice to see 👍🏼👍🏼
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Anyone know what this means?
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Sadiq Khan doing what Sadiq Khan does best. Walks away.
@LBC
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"You've messed everything up!" A business owner confronts Sadiq Khan over the inconvenience caused by an LTN in Leyton.
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@NewsForAllUK Looks like they're struggling to put the strength in. All that plant based food and fair trade soya lattes are not all that then..
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If what happend in Liverpool yesterday happened to a London taxi driver, knowing TFL, they would probably suspend his license.
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Question of the day. If cycling 7 miles a day 7 days a week burns 2,600 calories, why is Heidi Alexander so fat? Explain.
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Arabs: "6 of us and small toddler" The toddler
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I pulled out in front of a Mr.Kipling truck today in mayfair, Luckily he had exceedingly good brakes.
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Will Norman & TfL have got absolutely ZERO chance of getting the Arabs to commit to "Active Travel". They would rather sit in the back of cab in gridlock traffic than walk 5 minutes 😂
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In the wake of recent news of generousity of cabbies giving extra for rent due to up take in numbers. I have just got off the phone to GETT and asked them to up my commission to 45%. #WhyNot
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"Yeah Hi, ermm, our Uber is surging, can you take us back to Lewisham for £12?" Meanwhile before...
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Made the boys taxi more realistic.
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Bilker on board 👶
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Whenever there's family gathering..
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Took me 5 attempts to get this. Arab "Haddock Hotel!" Hard Rock Hotel 😂
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A Deliveroo cyclist making his way through the Southbound Blackwall tunnel. Seems a bit risky just to deliver someone's kebab..
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@metpoliceuk A massive thank you to 2 of your colleagues at Walworth Police station yesterday for helping me deal with a bilker. He refused to pay so he ended up doing time in a cell. 👍🏼👍🏼
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Woke up in a good mood today 💪 Showered, dressed, badge on, cab keys at the ready. Today is the day I'm going to smash it 👊🏼 I'm going to go for it, full steam ahead. Let's go and graft all day for £20 👊🏼
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I'm planning to come to work on Monday. Am I allowed? Or will I be a burden to the "there's too many cabs out here" brigade. I don't want to upset the greedy ones.
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Really couldn't give a fuck about a mobile app "saving the trade". I'm more bothered about access to roads and bus lanes. #UTAG
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Serious question. Why are we still struggling to use both lands at Paddington?
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On route to Bicester Village with a cab full of Arabs until they saw Westfields from the Westway.
@benonwine
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What is the WORST pain you have ever experienced?
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Imagine if the 5 minute warning went off cos Russia fired a nuclear bomb and you was stuck in the Euston Underpass
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LOL! Mental Mickeys court hearing didn't go the way he wanted and now he's made his account private. 😂😂 #Gimp
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A big thank you to Karen at the @UnitedCabbies for getting my Warning letter from TFL cancelled. All done and dusted within less than 24 hours. @UnitedCabbies @UTAG17
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Having to constantly look in your mirror trying to suss out whether the TXE that let you out has got its light on or off.
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"Where to mate?"
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Cab drivers moaning how busy it is. Cab drivers moaning how quiet January will be. 🤣🤣😂😂
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There's a cab driver out there with a sign on his partition saying "There is absolutely nothing you can say or do that will interest me." I need that sign.
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Happy Badge day to me #4years
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The butter starter pack.
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@Dinky63387209 Here is the voice of reason.
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Such a diverse crowd. White posh Waitrose loving toffs having a jolly up on a bridge in London whilst the police stand around doing sweet FA.
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Little boy getting all excited in the back with his mum and dad "I'm in a taxi, mum a london taxi, ahhhhh" It was nice to see 😊 but I'm driving a vito, god knows what he would be like in a txe/tx4 🤣🤣
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Anyone who wants the knowledge of London watered down, you can always do the topographical test to become a minicab driver.
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Went from 1 to 3! 👶🏼👶🏼 #BoyAndGirl #Twins
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@UberAbdul Evening fam 👊🏼 thought you might like this..
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Last one standing..
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That takes some serious corruption to throw one of your own underneath a bus.
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Just come back from Portsmouth(Not a job) and put some diesel back in the tank. I just walked in and gave the cashier an extra £50. No reason... just feeling generous. #upintakings
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Sweating like M055 RAM being asked to attend a members meeting.
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Want to come see what work levels are like? Don't want to pay rent? Well phone up LEVC and say you're interested in buying a TXE, they will give you one on test for 2 days, free. Thank me later.
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DonnaKebabChad has completely lost the plot.
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When you're standing outside your cab at Euston, waiting for your next passenger.
@HasbullaHive
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London Bridge rank to Swindon, then onto Birmingham. #Gamesdead Only joking. I forgot to turn my meter off last night.
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One of them days
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@KathyConWom It's all about virtue signalling. "Look at me, I'm wearing my mask, I'm saving your life, you should be grateful"
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Londons icon
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My Grandad was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW2. Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
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Nothing beats that feeling of switching your light off and fucking off home.
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Evening Fam @UberAbdul
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I think this settles the ice cream van debate
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Moved into new flat. First picture frame is up and in full view.
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I will be voting for Mayor Khan tomorrow. He has done alot for our trade and is always putting us first. This trade will thrive in the future if he is elected back in and i have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about...
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They will longer be self-employed. Well there is another way...
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Meanwhile whilst sticking to 20mph (speed limit)....
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