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Former fantasy football writer. Midwestern dude out of his element in NYC.

New York, USA
Joined April 2009
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Trey Palmer has now officially scored a touchdown EVERY single time that he woke up angry. This isn’t a joke. Check the dates.
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β€œThe next game will consist of each player attempting to tackle Derrick Henry running full speed”
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I really respect the commitment by ESPN to literally never change or improve their fantasy football app no matter how many years go by
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Brad Allen said that THIS was the conversation β€œwhere #70 reported as eligible” Okay sure yeah
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LeSean McCoy has won back to back Super Bowls
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Amari Cooper was traded to the Browns for a 5th round pick, and Bears fans are actually trying to defend giving up a 2nd rounder for CHASE CLAYPOOL.
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I just got my booster shot and the side effects are no joke. I just woke up and Duke Johnson is starting for one of my fantasy teams in the playoffs.
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Todd Bowles has single handedly ruined one of the best teams in the league and no one seems to even discuss it. All anyone talks about is Brady. The huge outlier here is Bruce Arians.
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Dennis Allen: β€œtake a knee guys” Jameis Winston letting Jamaal Williams score a touchdown anyway:
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Week one: Dobbins is a league winner Week three: JK
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Kyle Pitts appears to have two options: 1. Be the greatest TE in NFL history 2. Be considered a fantasy bust
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It’s almost like this Bucs team has been a total disaster since Todd Bowles took over. It’s almost like Todd Bowles has a terrible track record as a head coach and this is another example πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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*$1400 Stimulus check hits* Bill Belichick: β€œgive me everyone”
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Why would Skipper ( #70 ) ever report as eligible? Hes an interior lineman. Hes not even within earshot of the ref, while Decker ( #68 ) is right in front of him. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that this was a monumental, playoff altering mistake by the refs here
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2019 Kalen Ballage highlight tape
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This self-driving garbage can remembers to take the trash to the curb for you
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Marlon Mack - 2017 Kenyan Drake - 2018 Devin Singletary - 2019 Who's next?
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FantasyPros Consensus Rankings from 83 experts:
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Every single game this week felt like the worst game in history
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I’m so excited for Ronald Jones szn. Those 16 snaps he plays before Brady kills him for not pass protecting are going to be electric.
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I don't understand why anyone thinks Zero RB is a viable strategy. I tried it this year. Haven't started a single running back yet, and I haven't won a game.
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This is incredible πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Please remember that any conversation about the AJ Brown trade should include the $100M the Eagles had to give him, in addition to the actual pick compensation.
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Can’t believe one bad defensive holding call handed the Chiefs 38 points and immediately blew the Eagles lead for them
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I made two trades today, both were a fairly aggressive. Sent: Joe Mixon Received: Jonathan Taylor Sent: Tyreek, Gurley Received: Godwin, Jonathan Taylor All in on JT. Let’s go!
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I don’t want any doctor operating on me that draws circles this shaky on a screenshot
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I don’t want to hear another complaint about players holding out anymore. This is precisely why they do.
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So we all agree that if Sam Darnold succeeds in Carolina, Adam Gase can never be allowed into an NFL building again, yeah?
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Annual reminder that it is very lame to have a fantasy team name about a player that isn’t on your team
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Sometimes it’s fun to know the backups
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This was an illegal formation, holding call on the same play came from a different ref and spot. Nice try tho.
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Ref threw a flag for holding before the ball was even snapped. Home field advantage still matters
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Taylor Gabriel: 29.2 fantasy points tonight. Davante Adams: 27.3 fantasy points this season.
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In roughly 85% of 49ers games that I watch, I have zero idea how the 49ers are winning it
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Taysom Hill WR46 . . . Devante Adams WR62 Brandin Cooks WR65 Stefon Diggs WR66
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@TheRCN11 Because I'm young and demand way less of a salary
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Shoutout to the zero RB crowd who correctly pegged Elijah Mitchell and Ty’Son Williams in their preseason write ups
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Fantasy football is the only thing that can make grown men cuss out an NFL head coach who’s team is winning 28-3
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Turns out the Bears intentionally took Trubisky to save themselves $500 million. Plus they signed a super bowl winning quarterback for pennies. This gives them plenty of cap room for 12 more tight ends. The Chiefs took an RB in round one. Who’s truly the smarter franchise?
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Nothing is worse than the β€œbut I’m killing it in my other leagues” guy
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CeeDee’s ADeePee is out of control
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They removed the β€œTrey Lance to start week one” bet from DK πŸ‘€
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I’d like to apologize to everyone that took the Rhamondre Stevenson advice. We should have known the Colts would block a punt for a TD, and start the game 17-0. We shoulda known Mac would throw two picks, then eventually an OL would false start at the goal line.
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I don't love victory laps when the only thing someone did was type up a tweet saying "they have potential". Victory laps should be concrete, rock solid wins. I wrote this for the #FootClan before his ADP even reached round 18. Today I take my lap πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Myles Garrett, the man who swung an NFL helmet at an unprotected quarterbacks skull on primetime TV, was reinstated by the NFL after a six game absence. Josh Gordon was suspended a full season for his second violation smoking a plant that’s now legal in 11 states.
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Seems very odd to me that people are victory-lapping a consensus top 8 fantasy pick
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Drinking a smoothie before the post game interview. My king.
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If Damien Pierce continues along this path, he has a chance to be the next Isiah Pacheco
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So we’re all in agreement that if the worst case scenario happens and the season doesn’t last, we nominate @TheFFBallers to live stream a full Madden season NFL Redzone style every Sunday, and we all continue our leagues as if that’s real football?
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The Packers WR corps dropping passes really hammers home what a great pick Jordan Love was in the first round. You simply must have a backup for your MVP quarterback during playoff time.
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Melvin Gordon: "Hey bro! Good to be back!" Austin Ekeler:
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I value everyone’s right to an opinion, but if you don’t think the brown sugar pop tart is the best one then you’re suspect
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This game says a LOT about the following people: 1. Marcus Mariota 2. Adam Gase 3. Genetics Professors who have yet to scientifically explain the existence of Derrick Henry
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The Steelers letting James Conner go just to waste a top 25 pick on an RB is just brutal. Why do teams still do this? When is the last time this strategy actually improved a team significantly? It's literally ALWAYS a bad idea in the modern NFL. And it's ridiculously clear.
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@andyholloway David Johnson
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Technically this was $24,624,999.99 because there’s a certain Penny that just became worthless
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RB Chris Carson is re-signing with Seattle on a three-year, $24.625 million deal that voids after two years, per source.
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I’m thankful for touchdown props. Happy Thanksgiving πŸ”₯
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Is anyone going to discuss the fact that Jalen Hurts was absolutely awful tonight? He was playing like someone who should be benched. If Carson Wentz threw up a 7/20, 72 yard line.... the entire city of Philly would be screaming for Hurts to come in.
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Guide to "buying low": For WR: Chase air yards, targets For RB: Chase snap %, find a pass catcher For TE: Ignore total snap %, focus on routes run/snap For QB: Waivers For all: Chase the flops from good offenses, not the surprises from bad ones. Think big picture, not one week.
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Current NFL receiving leaders: 1. Sammy Watkins 2. John Ross 3. Michael Gallup 4. Desean Jackson 5. Marquise Brown Just like we all predicted.
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I am absolutely ecstatic for the Bengals, and I have absolutely no prior emotional ties to the Bengals
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β€œI’d rather have a useless second win for moral victory purposes than get the first overall pick in the NFL draft” - Lions fans, with a straight face
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Welp, this is awkward timing for the Bengals to bench their nine year starter.
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β€œI believe I will never coach again” -Urban Meyer, 766 days ago
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My timeline is so bizzare right now: Corona retweet Corona opinion March madness Corona joke Corona thread Corona data Someone’s top five dynasty values for 2020 Corona denial
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It makes me uncomfortable how much people seem to care about Patrick Mahomes' family life
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Xavier Rhodes is a pro bowler
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The Muth is Looth, and my Bet was Met
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Oh, so the banning of a huge Discord/Reddit that most people link to this crazy market movement isn’t manipulation? They said it’s banned for β€œhate speech” 6:30pm on a a Wednesday after RH closes is a pretty convenient time to bring the hammer down on swear words. CLOWNS!
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I fell asleep and woke up in 2016
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Preseason: Anyone can succeed in the Chiefs backfield. Week 14: Not a single Chiefs RB should sniff your lineup
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Tom Brady when he sees Chris Godwin wearing #12
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Wayne Gallman is the RB6 since week 7. Start him.
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Lafleur: "I want even reps for Jamaal Williams and Aaron Jones" Fantasy owners:
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Adam Gase refuses to give Le’Veon a goal line touch, the drive ends in a pick. It’s Kenyan Drake all over again. He’s the absolute worst.
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*Bill Belichick trolls fantasy owners for 10 years* *Sony Michel kills your fantasy team for 4 weeks straight* *Sony Michel doesn’t get much goal line work all season* *People still start Sony Michel* *Sony Michel doesn’t dominate Thursday Night Football* Sony Drafters:
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So.... Patrick Mahomes is a 24 year old coming off a Super Bowl championship and now he is a part owner of a major league baseball team. When I was 24 I was debating whether or not leaving my AC on all summer was a fiscally sound decision.
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Bizarre stat of the day: James White had more red zone targets in 2019 than Davante Adams
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George Kittle needs to be fined for this attack on Kalen Ballage. No need for that.
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Need George Kittle to be my personal hype man πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ @gkittle46
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Austin Hooper could catch 16 touchdowns in one game, save a child from a burning building, end world hunger, stop global warming, erase student debt, cure cancer, then tell us the meaning of life.... And he’d still the TE6 in everyone’s rest of season rankings
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Summary of Free Agency so far:
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Apologies for a self-congratulating post... but when I started writing awhile back, one of my biggest goals was to be listed as an expert on @FantasyPros rankings list. This morning, I finally see my own name listed there! This means a lot to me, even if it's small to others.
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Draft Sony Michel! Draft James White! Draft Damien Harris! Rex Burkhhead:
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Someone gimme James Robinson highlights with the Titanic music STAT
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The Packers cut Jake Kumerow. This whole 0WR strategy will be interesting this year.
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Never been so proud as I was watching @man_dammn set the record straight on NFL Network about the D2 football powerhouse that is my Alma Mater. @gvsufootball has the highest winning percentage at the NCAA level in history, and produced multiple current NFL starters #AnchorUp
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Kyle Shanahan out here stealing plays from 4 hours ago
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Things I’d LOVE to see this season on fantasy Twitter: 1. Chill out with the β€œif ____ is on waivers, that league stinks” or β€œis this an 8 team league?” responses 2. Stop laughing at start/sit questions, not everyone is a nerdy analyst. 3. STOP VICTORY LAPPING INJURIES
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I am absolutely devastated to hear about the passing of @MikeTagliereNFL . I want to share a quick little story that represents how friendly and inviting Tags was to everyone in our community, even though I didn’t know him personally. Story is in the tweets below. RIP, Tags.
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β€œMy big takeaway is Sean Mannion can play!” Chris Collinsworth says, dead serious, when Mannion is 3/5 for 25 yards after a full quarter of play
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You can tell a lot about people by how they react to the Brian Flores lawsuit
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@FFHitman @andyholloway Also took home an awesome prize. Good night for the squad. Not as freaking awesome as Andy though. Let’s go brother!
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The analytics community would push HARD for an all-Seeker lineup that ignored the primary points and strictly chased the snitch
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Bears goal line series: 1. Draw to Montgomery from 7 yards out 2. Wasted timeout 3. Back corner fade to 34 year old Jimmy Graham 4. False start 5. Back corner fade to 34 year old Jimmy Graham
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I’M BEEEEENCHED!
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Boston Scott’s receiving line is 14.5 yards. Miles Sanders is out. Free money exists apparently
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That taunting was totally unnecessary and terrible sportsmanship..... But like..... LMAO
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Wow. This is as cool and as heartbreaking as it gets.
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Y'all are bragging about Damien Harris as if you actually cared about Sony Michel in the first place
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The way this broadcast is trying to paint Rodgers’ vaccination lies as β€œadversity”, β€œa storm” and β€œfinding out who’s in his corner” is absolutely pathetic.
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Is Mecole Hardman aware that he’s a receiver?
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