Em Schulz @TheEmSchulz Twitter profile

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Today at 7:02am, that someone was my grandmother, the nicest person I’ll ever know. Wear a fucking mask.

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

ATTENTION ALL ALLISON JUST WOKE UP FROM A DEAD SLEEP AND SAID “TELL THE CREEPY FACE BY THE NIGHTSTAND TO STOP PEEKING OUT AND GETTING SO CLOSE TO US” 😐🤮

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4 years

You’re fired 🖕🏼

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6 years

“Since getting to know each other, Christine has become my confidant, my business partner, my best friend, my favorite dog-owner, and the sister I never had.” Congratulations, and I love you. 💍💕🍾 #ChristineGetsBlaised

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Hey y’all! Mama Bear is in the hospital tonight for either appendicitis or kidney stones, they havent figured it out yet but she’s in a lot of pain. It’d mean a lot if I could send her some good wishes from y’all to keep her spirits lifted 💜

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Today literally marks 200 days since the country was told to quarantine, but nice to see you’ll finally give it a whirl.

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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Been on a Twitter hiatus for a while but I’m back and about to fuck up everyone’s feeds ✌🏼

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Proud of this one ✌🏼

disgruntled pelican

@CryLikeCermet

5 years

I was just looking through the reviews on @ATWWDpodcast and this one made me absolutely cackle

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

To the Starbucks employee at the Downtown Burbank location that was working at 2:56PM today and made the mobile order for 2 Iced London Fogs for Em, you made the tastiest versions I’ve ever had. Tonight I dream of you.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Wakanda Forever ❤️😔

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Shoutout to the girl sitting next to me at the airport as I scarf down Panda Express. I can see you listening to ATWWD on your phone and glancing at me when I’m not looking. I know you know who I am. Thank you for letting me keep my mid-chow mein dignity.

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

I know it’s 4am, but do y’all realize how bad things have to be for Anonymous to come out of the woodwork and threaten the police.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

3 years

I randomly said “I miss when you used to make cookies.” 20 minutes later... 🥺😭

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Hi just wanted to say I love all of you, I hope everyone had a nice day :)

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Everyone please give some love to Christine and Eva. They edited this week’s four hour footage and churned it out so quickly/smoothly/beautifully and they deserve some praise.

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

I have the best girlfriend. My grandma couldn't figure out how to unlock her iPad and download/login to Zoom and she was getting really overwhelmed about it. Allison stayed on the phone with her and patiently walked her through the whole thing. Brb just over here crying.

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Our first ever billboards and they’re in Times fucking Square. Is this real life?!

AndThatsWhyWeDrink

@ATWWDpodcast

5 years

In honor of #NationalRadioDay , we were featured today in NYC on 42nd and 7th!! Times Square baby!!

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Happy Two Years 💙👻🔪 Thank you so much to everyone for all you’ve done for us 💕

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Just tried to give Allison more of the blanket and whispered I love you but then in her sleep she screamed JESUS CHRIST EM WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE pfftt ok guess who’s single until morning and lost their blanket privileges happy v day ✌🏼

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Allison asked me to text someone for her and omg I just learned my girlfriend texts “Ok” instead of “Okay” and uses no exclamation points to show she’s a decent human fucking being.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Just called the toy company I pre-ordered my Infinity Gauntlet from to see when it was shipping, and the customer service girl goes, "Account name is Em Schulz... California address... Likes Marvel... Okay I'm sorry, do you have a podcast?"

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Dear Christine... 🍋

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

At this point my bar for 2021 is lower than America’s bar for cishet white men

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

3 years

If I ever cover another true crime topic on @ATWWDpodcast the Duggars would just be a multiparter of @xtineschiefer watching me scream without breathing

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Happy 100th Episode, @xtineschiefer , I love you

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

There’s nobody I’d be more proud to work with than @xtineschiefer . I wouldn’t be where I am at all without her dedication, creativity, work ethic, and support.

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

To everyone DMing me, “It’s you and Allison’s turn next, can’t wait for a proposal!” Let me respond to y’all at one time: We just met a year ago, everyone chill. Y’all keep getting Allison’s expectations up and if I meet Gal Gadot I can’t promise I’m going to stick around.

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Jesus I was going THROUGH it that morning.

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

💀

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@TheEmSchulz

7 years

Just walked into Starbucks and before even getting in line the barista shouted "Hey Em, the usual? Oh and good podcast episode this week!"

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

💞

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

I get I dressed like him a couple weeks ago, but he doesn’t have to retaliate like this and drag the nature cozy vibe.

Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️

@Zak_Bagans

5 years

...And yall get cowboy Zak #GhostAdventures TONIGHT!

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@TheEmSchulz

3 years

The perfect sweatshirt doesn’t exi-

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Allison made breakfast for me before she went to work, woke up to my favorite tea and chocolate chip Captain America waffles! She can have her blankets back 🥰🇺🇸

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Damn got ghosted by someone on Bumble BFF after we talked about Marvel all day 😤 I give you my heart and for what, MATTHEW 💔

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

AHHHHHH

Ashley

@lifeascurry

5 years

A huge thank you to, @TheEmSchulz and @xtineschiefer for creating @ATWWDpodcast for bringing us together.

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Oooooohh Matthew... you’re in HOT WATER now!

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@bumble

5 years

@TheEmSchulz Ugh, we hate when this happens. Please DM us, we'd love to improve your experience. 💛

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

I will never understand.

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

This is disgusting. If this journalist only knew what it feels like to be misgendered, they would be ashamed.

ashley dye

@ashleycdye

5 years

Sam Smith: My pronouns are they/them Associated Press:

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Even though I met her in episode 23, Christine mentioned her “friend, Allison” back in our 3rd episode, and then we paused recording so she could show me a picture of her, and I told Christine, “That girl is so cute, I need to meet her one day”

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Whoever that driver was on the 5 caught in traffic w me that screamed “I LISTEN TO YOU” through their window. Whaddup homie ✌🏼

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Has anyone else gotten a huge spike in spam calls recently? ⚰️⚰️

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Considering it’s my literal job to be fun to listen to, it’s only slightly disheartening that my girlfriend’s favorite activity is falling asleep when I’m mid-sentence of a story.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Happy Anniversary to the girl who takes over 90% of our bed and then tells me to scoot over more bc she needs “personal space”

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Me trying to be sweet on my girlfriend after she comes home from a long day at work

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

If we got enough teenage boys to say faces are distracting, y’all would magically find a way to enforce masks.

K.A. Holt 🏳️‍🌈

@karianneholt

4 years

A school superintendent in GA says, "Wearing a mask is a personal choice and there is no practical way to enforce a mandate to wear them." Tell that to EVERY SINGLE GIRL who has been sent home from school/forced to change for wearing spaghetti straps or shorts above the knee.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Giving up one dream for another, T-30 days left for me in the movie biz. Thank you to the listeners of ATWWD for making this a reality. Thank you to Christine for the strawbs.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Emma Watson could punch my teeth out and I would say thank you

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Ahhhhh! Thank you to everyone who voted!!!

Discover Pods | Start a Podcast Today

@Discover_Pods

5 years

Congrats to @ATWWDpodcast for winning People's Choice Podcast in the 2019 Discover Pods Awards! See all the winners here

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Some of y’all asked to see RJ’s cake. Left one is HP’s, right one is RJ’s. RJ’s is a sorting hat cake. It had different colored sections, so depending on where RJ cut determined his house. Guest starring the Bertie Bott’s, Chocolate Frogs, and Jelly Slugs I asked y’all about. 🎂

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Hello Twitter, I just found out through Ancestry that my mom accidentally named me after the wrong person in our family, and the person I’m accidentally named after is George Burn’s sister.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Just watched Dumplin. Jennifer Aniston with a southern accent. RIP me. She could chainsaw my arms off and I’d say thank you.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 😍

J Chillin

@ghostwthemostb

4 years

Hey @TheEmSchulz and @xtineschiefer thanks for my new tattoos 😍👻💀 @ATWWDpodcast @EWGrosss

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

LOOK AT THESE SHIRTS.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

When I miss Allison, I listen to ATWWD’s Episode 3, from 3:44-4:37 and get all excited that that was the first time the universe let me know there was a “Cute Girl in Africa” listening to me. I thought about her a LOT and four months later I got to meet my favorite stinky witch!

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Just texted my number neighbors, send prayers

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Thank you to everyone who sent in happy wishes for my gift to @xtineschiefer tonight. Thank you to everyone for supporting us 100 times over!!! 💯

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

My idea of a bad boy

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Picking up my girlfriend from work and saw this vague note / ominous movie plot at her desk

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Side Note: just found out @Brittany_broski listens to ATWWD 😳😳😳

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Trust me buddy if I could grow a pair it’d save me thousands in the future.

Benn

@Bennbfc

6 years

@TheEmSchulz So your girlfriend made you get changed? Wow. Grow a pair. She’ll walk all over you for the rest of your life.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

💜💜💜

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Today in “Nonsense from my Girlfriend” Allison refuses to believe it will get cold later and won’t bring a coat, but made me change my button down to match her outfit in case she steals it if she gets cold.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Omg I’m so bored someone Venmo me

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Will now only be referring to Christine as “lil baby”

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@emterrified

5 years

Whenever I see these comments I just want to discuss with @xtineschiefer and @TheEmSchulz

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Never known a prettier face than yours. Happy birthday @_go4th .

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

What is the word for flattered but scared

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@xtineschiefer

6 years

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY to the best work hubby ever, @TheEmSchulz . Thanks for putting up with my perpetually tipsy, anxiety-ridden self. 💘🍹👽 I hope you like this creepy valentine I made you. (If you hate it I will print it out on giant laminated paper and hang it in the studio.)

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

AHHHHHHHHH

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@MerriamWebster

5 years

The nonbinary pronoun 'they' has been added to the dictionary.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

So sorry to everyone who just watched me accidentally go live and not know how to get myself out of it

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

To the young girl named Anna that I just met at the Americana who was a fan and took a pic w me, I’m sorry if I came off really quiet and tired!! I just got out of working on stuff all day and was in zombie mode! I was stoked to meet you, thanks for coming up to me!

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying

Renate Sturdevant

@renateusa

6 years

My baby got married to the best person ever.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Per my previous tweet, it’s posted in my social media bios, I have said it tens of times online and in FB Lives, and Christine has used my pronouns on air since 2017. “Em schulz gender” is also a frequent google search so I know y’all have noticed before. It’s been addressed.

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

3 years

Comedy gold.

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@TerriIrwin

3 years

Beautiful baby Grace, first croc encounter...April Fool’s!

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5 years

ICYMI

ATWWD out of context

@atwwdooc

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@MOMICA1102 @ATWWDpodcast

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

IF YOURE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT PLEASE LAUGH AND SHOW US SOME LOVE MY ANXIETY IS WILD TODAY

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

I SIGNED MY FIRST BOOBIES!!!

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

“Being gay really takes the edge off”

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

No need to come at me like that

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

5 years

Come home soon @xtineschiefer I miss u

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

But everyone does know what I’m talking about??? The only people who don’t are the ones who in 2019 still don’t want to educate themselves or be hyper-aware allies.

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@spotifypodcasts

4 years

Meet @TheEmSchulz from @ATWWDpodcast 👻🍷 #SpotifyPride

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Stuff = deep cleaned the entire apartment for 8 hours JUST FOR YOU

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@TheEmSchulz

6 years

The irony is killing me

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@thehill

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New app lets conservatives label restaurants as "safe" spaces for pro-Trump guests

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@TheEmSchulz

3 years

These were my good eyes!

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3 years

@TheEmSchulz I see your Fish Flops, and I raise you... Cock Socks! You're welcome.

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

My gf at all times

FENCING STUDIO

@shopfencing

4 years

im bisexual but men are on thin ice

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@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Dear Elizabeth Olsen,

ricky bobby

@theblunttt

4 years

do u realize i will literally give u the moon if u asked me too

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

You what aged well? S1E4 of The Office when Michael Scott said “Donald Trump just makes people sad”

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

6 years

Just when I was about to give up on picking out frames at Michael’s, Andy from The Office walked past me and told me I’m doing a good job on my attempt at a college. I’m back in the game. #NardDogApproved

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Em Schulz

@TheEmSchulz

4 years

Reminder that I'm in love with Elizabeth Olsen.

Lunwi

@Lunwi67

4 years

Reminder that Scarlet Witch destroyed the mind stone while fighting off the other five infinity stones

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5 years

My new favorite video

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@BornAKang

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Me watching my life fall apart

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@TheEmSchulz

5 years

“Hope you like it” wtf look at this masterpiece someone made us

Nimbob

@grumpyfairyfrog

5 years

Been listening to @ATWWDpodcast for a while now and wanted to make something for Em & Christine (and lemon🍋). I saw a few Gio portraits before but wanted to include Juniper too 🥰 Hope you like it! @TheEmSchulz @xtineschiefer ♥️