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#NewsFlash Nidhi Razdan to stop advocating for restoration of internet in Kashmir, as 'no internet, no phishing'.

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#NewsFlash Crores of Indians felt represented in the Parliament for the first time today.

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#NewsFlash IT companies in Bengaluru preemptively destroy their own non-Kannada keyboards before the local Samaritans could intervene.

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#JustIn Ajit Bharti testifies before the Supreme Court in contempt case.

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#NewsFlash In an absurd turn of events, the Firecrackers Association has banned the Supreme Court.

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Self proclaimed comedian Kunal Kamra banned from entering 2 KM radius of Temples. His chronic habit of 'stealing chappals' is the reason quoted by the temples authorities.

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#BREAKING : Eminent fiction writer Rana Ayyub discovers that she is a MALE after undergoing Covid-19 test.

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#Space ISRO offers KL Rahul a one way ticket to Mars for his Honeymoon, wins hearts.

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#JustIn | Aam Aadmi Party to send a delegation to investigate US Elections fraud.

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Sources confirm that Sitaram Yechury bribed Delhi Police to name him in the supplementary charge sheet, calls it a last resort to stay relevant in Indian Politics.

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#NewsFlash Shiv Sena is shocked that someone else managed to threaten Adar Poonawalla before they could.

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#Breaking : Umar Khalid impregnates his goat to seek bail on Goatitarian grounds.

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#NewsFlash Budget Pewdiepie gets blacklisted by India.

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#JustIn Melinda Gates seen with an Indian Parliamentarian.

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#JustIn @GretaThunberg endorses Tejaswi Yadav to be the CM of Bihar, as his leadership will ensure environment friendly #JungleRaj in Bihar.

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#JustIn "Violence cannot resolve political differences", Taliban Parliament condemns Ukraine crisis. #RussiaUkraineConflict

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#JustIn Nirmala suggests removal of Anurag Thakur for mansplaining the reasons for rising fuel prices to her.

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WE REPEAT... Not all refugees are Terrorists, only 99% are. #ViennaTerrorAttack

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#JustIn Socket Gookhaley applies for auctioning his collection of Rahul Gandhi's used underwear to finance the penalty that court may impose in Defamation suit.

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#JustIn Minor caught at Vaccination Centre reserved for persons of above 45 years of age, with fake ID.

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JUST IN: Shaheen Bagh to be renamed as 'Shah in Bagh'.

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#Shocking Nidhi claims that she had her Harvard offer letter fact checked by Alt News.

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#JustIn Afghanistan under Taliban jumps 20 places in the Ease of Doing Business Index after announcing work from home for women.

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Shashi Tharoor to transfer his late wife's alleged murder case to Mumbai Police to ensure that the case remains unsolved.

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Noted Fiction writer Rana Ayyub, currently a Covid-19 patient, moved from Mumbai to New Delhi. Doctors informed that she was non cooperative, and repeatedly asked about some Amit Bhai.

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#BigBreaking The UN appointed interlocutor, Mikail Kegaulmann has submitted his findings on the ongoing #CivilWar in #Pakistan . The firebrand BJP Leader @KapilMishra_IND 's inflammatory speeches are to be blamed for this.

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#Breaking : India to cancel the delivery of the remaining 31 Rafale Jets after #Boycott_French_Products intensifies.

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Saket Gookhale filed an RTI to find why he's paid so less when his masters are extorting money in crores.

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#NewsFlash The Supreme Court takes suo moto cognizance of KL Rahul's poor form, directs Centre to file affidavit before 3rd Test.

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#BREAKING #UPPolice fined under #SwachhBharatMission for dropping filth at public place.

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#BREAKING | @BJP4Delhi 's firebrand leader @TajinderBagga has threatened to destroy traditional cuisines of South India due to provocative food habits of an alleged 'Tamil' scientist @ARanganathan72 . [Graphic Image]

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Abhi to pheli Jhanki hai, Dosa,Sambar Baaki hai 👹

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#EXCLUSIVE : NCB Sources say, Advocate Vibhor and Ishkaran accessed these images from the drafts of Deepicka Padukone. Awaiting further details during investigation.

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#JustIn Donald Trump offers to mediate the dispute between Dogs and Monkeys. #MonkeyVsDog

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Bear Grylls refuses to shoot next episode of 'Man vs Wild' in Mumbai. Calls Mumbai as too wild for his safety. #UddhavResign

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#NewsFlash Fulfilling the prophecy, Modi finally brings balance to the force by becoming equally hated by both sides of the political wing. #MasterStroke

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Fact Checking: The allegation that India Today's journalist were paid 8 cr by Rhea for an interview is untrue. Rajdeep allegedly paid 80 lakhs to Rhea for the interview for his own image makeover and to remind people that he is a journalist.

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#JustIn Rana Ayyub maybe seen comparing Muslim community with dogs and Hindus with Monkeys, to find a political mileage out of the #MonkeyVsDoge gang war in Maharashtra.

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#BREAKING | Fascist Mudi Government stoops at an all time low. Fulfils the promises of @INCIndia 's manifesto. What's next? Communist Manifesto?

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#JustIn Morning Azaans to be replaced by Rihanna's songs at Farmer protest sites.

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#JustIn Priyanka Vadra recommends wearing #bikini in classroom.

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#NewsFlash Business Tycoon Murthy slammed the media for misquoting him and clarified that he suggested that the youth workd only 69 hours a week.

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Agrima Joshua is running out of jokes Constant pressure of being funny is only one aspect of the Brahminical Patriarchy imposed on people right by birth. This is akin to a modern day varna system, a hierarchy of funniness where comedians are oppressed The Dindu stands with her

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#SHOCKING BJP Youth icon @TajinderBagga attacked by farmers and beaten to pulp. #HBDBagga

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#JustIn PM Modi advised Ukrainian envoy to use Gandhian way of non-violence and Satyagraha against Russia.

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#ALERT | Saffron goon spotted inside the parliament!! After the Corona conspiracy, Modi govt started saffronisation in pious parliament!! Samuday Vishesh feels hurt and agitated, might riøt later. #ParliamentBachaoBhagwaHatao

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#Unbelievable Imran Khan requests Somalia to invest in Pakistan.

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YouTube sensation Rahul Gandhi flees from India after NCB announced 25 celebrities are in their radar.

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#SCIENCE : Carbon dating results reveal Subramanian Swamy's age to be 5400 years. He's said to have overseen the composition of Rigveda.

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#Breaking Islamic scholars have called for total boycott of the Mumbai Ahmedabad Metro train stating that its shape is designed to mock them.

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#JustIn Congress begs BJP to not ask for votes on the basis of this test victory. #IndiavsAustralia

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After learning that a particular Golden Retriever is Brahmin, our sources found out that Ravish Kumar was bitten by stray dogs. He had asked them "Kaun Jaat Ho?".

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Yogi Adityanath is The Dindu's Individual of the year.

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#JustIn | BLM protestors to stay on streets even after Trump's victory. They say, they won't leave until they get to loot the latest iPhone-12 series.

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#Breaking Arnab Goswami did a TRP Scam by bribing Parambir Singh to name #RepublicTV in place of #IndiaToday to gain an unprecedented surge in TRPs.

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#News People of Upper Castes last 4-6 minutes longer in bed than SCs and STs, claims a report by ToI.

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#JustIn Greta applauds the #TalibanTakeover , in anticipation of fall in carbon footprint of Afganistan, as the entire nation is going back to 7th Century.

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#NewsFlash Ukraine to name its roads and other buildings after Putin, as a mark of protest.

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#BREAKING | Tim Paine files a petition in the Supreme Court of India stating he and the team are very happy with Jasprit Bumrah ruled out for the Brisbane Test.

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#BREAKING The term 'Hello' is now categorised as a casteist slur, as it sounds like 'Hey low'.

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#TheDinduNews | Modi's new sugar daddy! cc : @narendramodi @elonmusk @Tesla @TejYadav14

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#JustIn Entire village in Varanasi converts back to Hinduism after realising that they have been worshipping Mahadev for past several decades.

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Alleged comedian of AIB fame, Tanmay Bhatt's old video surfaced wherein he can be heard admitting drug abuse. NCB takes 'suno motu' cognizance.

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#JustIn Modi Govt to reintroduce #FarmLaws , this time with pictures, with hope that people will read it this time.

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#NewControversy Saif Ali Khan to play 'Prophet' in a new webseries called "Fraud of the millennium".

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Just In: Australian Scientists claim that 'Homo sapiens' evolved from pigs. Islamic scholars rush to claim that it was already mentioned in their comic book.

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After Sanjay Raut, Virat Kohli now clarifies that BC means "Bahot Chalaak".

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#Breaking : An advisory committee headed by Katju, within MHA has been tasked to assess riot causing potential of girls. MHA is readying a large depository of suspects across India. Katju's stalker capabilities will be immensely helpful to map the potential riot zones,experts say.

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#NewsFlash Seven times Formula One winner race driver, Lewis Hamilton joins BJP.

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#JustIn Udit Raj to file complaint under Atrocities Act against #BarackObama

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#BREAKING Dr. Tedros nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, for his contribution on making a huge number of people rest in peace.

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#EntertainmentNews Koffee with Karan to be relaunched as Kocaine with Karan. Anurag Kashyap will be the 1st guest to be 'whitewashed'.

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#BREAKING A dalit boy from Alwar gets wet in rain.

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#Exclusive Parambir Singh blames shortage of manpower for using same policeman for arresting Arnab and planting explosive laden vehicle near Ambani's house.

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#Breaking : Leaked INC letter : Surjewala advices Rahul to keep low profile till the drug discussion in mainstream media tones down.

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#JustIn Taapsee Pannu had a hard realisation that 'no means no' dichotomy does not work during interrogation by the IT-Dept.

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#BreakingNews Pope Francis requests #TheDindu to report his #Instagram misadventure of 'liking' the picture of a bikini model, with the hope that a report by us will make it appear like a hoax.

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Award winning Casteist TV personality refused to give screen time to 'Kerala Gold Scam terror funding' news.

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Trads to form a Twitter Certification Body for deciding who is Hindu. Sources tell us, this will done before the NRC is implemented.

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#BREAKING : KP OLI releases his next 'Greater Nepal' map. Nepali defence experts confirm that this idea came to him after watching "penis extension" OIL ads on certain websites.

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#NewsFlash UAE, India and China abstained from voting in the senate meeting.

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#BREAKING Modi congratulates Biden for going 'Vocal for Local' by rigging elections without the support of Russia.

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#Exclusive Renowned fiction writer Rana Ayyub isolates herself to write her new book Gaza Files. This bold step has been taken by her to avoid any accidental mention of fact in her writings.

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#NewsFlash Rahul Gandhi promises to ban Laser Shows if I.N.D.I.A. wins in 2024.

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#News Afghan refugees surprised to see pizzas, spa, jacuzzi and sex workers at Singhu border, thanked Modi for such grand welcome.

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Our reporters found this pic where two beings were caught fornicating in the middle of a protest. Zafoora Burger raises slogan "Aag laga ke basti me, Comrade apne masti me".

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#JustIn Audrey Truschke DMs #Roopa IPS on twitter, suggests her to play 'woman card'.

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Events : - Home Minister had previously tested positive for Covid. - Ayyub had tweeted several times enquiring about him. - Now, Ayyub has tested positive for Covid.

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#Breaking A group of Sikh protestors clashed with muslim mob over the title of 'most oppressed minority' in India.

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#NewsFlash Veteran pimp to work for crony capitalists now. #NDTVSold

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#FakeNewsAlert Jobless woman presented as 'Associate Profesor' by NDTV.

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#JustIn : NGT allows crackers for upcoming Christmas. It says, Christmas Tree will combat the air pollution due to crackers.

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#SHOCKING | NIA removed the word "alleged" after NDTV referred arrested persons as "terrorists" instead of Al-Qaeda "workers". Courts confirm that the trial is now a mere formality.

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#BIGBREAKING | Maharashtra Govt. considering to offer 2 lakhs to Supreme Court Judges for purchasing new spectacles. Says, they can't have a hearing not go in their favour.