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Jeremy Cohen

4 years

Adam Silver: We have zero coronavirus cases in the bubble Gary Bettman: We have zero coronavirus cases in the bubble Rob Manfred: What if we killed the Marlins

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

The Celtics essentially traded a 1st round pick, two 2nd round picks, and took on Al Horford's contract for Kemba Walker and Evan Fournier to walk to the Knicks for cap space

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Someone is watching “The Office”without sound or subtitles at the Knicks game, and honestly, I can’t say I blame them

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Jeremy Cohen

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2 months

Alec Burks: i’m so nervous Bojan Bogdanovic: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry [after surgery] Burks, waking up: wait where’s Bojan Doctor: who do u think gave u the power to shoot RT if you cried 😿

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

8 days

Biggest winner of the trade? Ryan Arcidiacono. Congrats on your employment this season, buddy

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Donovan Mitchell showing up to Utah's training camp

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Jeremy Cohen

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3 years

Jesus Christ Knicks’ resurgence 🤝 Born on December 25

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Knicks player: *breathes* Richard Jefferson:

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

So the Knicks investing around Julius Randle led to Julius Randle investing in the Knicks. Crazy how that works

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Knicks: We would like Cam Reddish Hawks: Well we would like Quentin Grimes Knicks: No Hawks: ... Knicks: ... Hawks: Fine, we'll take Kevin Knox and a protected 1st

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 months

The clock may say 0:00 but I am still expecting a Tyrese Maxey three any second now

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

6 months

How is Joel Embiid going to feel about coming off the bench behind Isaiah Hartenstein in New York next season

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Make it stop

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

Josh Hart was credited with four steals tonight, but the box score won’t show Hart’s fifth steal: my heart

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

*Knicks win 2024 NBA championship* Mike Breen: After 51 years, the New York Knicks are once again NBA champs Jeff Van Gundy: Can I just say, I'm thrilled for Tom Thibodeau Mark Jackson: Absolutely Jeff, but let's not forget about Elfrid Payton's contributions three seasons ago

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 months

This has been a top five "It's Over/We Are So Back" week in Knicks history

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Power Rankings: 1) Knicks bench 2) A literal wooden bench 3) Knicks starters

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

11 months

Ian Begley

@IanBegley

11 months

In lawsuit filed today and obtained by SNY, Knicks allege that a former employee “illegally took thousands of proprietary files with him to his new position” with the Raptors. Suit alleges that material included play frequency reports, a prep book for ‘22-‘23 & video scouting.

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Knicks were ethered for trading KP and not signing KD and another max star, so you better believe I'm going to dance on the grave of the Mavs after missing out on Giannis, not being able to trade a 1st until 2027, and shopping KP in year two of a five-year max contract

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Pretty impressive that the Knicks have two wins against the Hawks this week despite only playing them once

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

Kenyon Martin is absolutely right by the way. You can't go kiss your wife the moment the game ends. It's unacceptable. No, after a win, you have to kiss your teammates first. Give Jalen Brunson a big smooch on the lips. Plant a fat one on RJ Barrett. French kiss Quentin Grimes

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

The Knicks have RJ Barrett and just acquired Cam Reddish. We're all thinking it, so I'm just going to say that yes, I do fully expect the Knicks to complete their big three by going all-in on their former college teammate, Tre Jones

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

8 years

Big if true

Gizmodo

@Gizmodo

8 years

Mark Zuckerberg goes on the record to confirm he is not a lizard person

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 months

Streets are saying Myles Turner doesn’t even build his own Legos

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 months

The Knicks and the Mavs have both finished with 50 wins, which means there will be a random drawing to see if the Knicks get the 24th pick and the 25th pick in the draft… or the 24th pick and the 25th pick in the draft

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Watching the Leafs blow a 3-1 series lead as the Knicks are down 3-1

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Here's what the Knicks should do this summer: 1) Sign John Wall to the MLE 2) Clone John Wall 3) Pair the original John Wall and the clone of John Wall together with Jericho Sims 4) Call the trio "The Walls of Jericho" 5) Prepare to lose, like, 50 games in the process, idk

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Can’t believe we have to stay up late tonight to watch the Knicks face a play-in team

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

You'll trade Obi Toppin from the Knicks when you can pry him from my cold, dead hands

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

*Julius Randle unfollows his teammates on IG* Ah, guess he’s leaving the Knicks *Julius Randle also unfollows Kendra Randle on IG* Ah, guess he’s leaving his… wife?

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

RJ Barrett is going off. If keeps playing like this, he won’t be recognized at MSG in 35 years

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Incredible job by the Knicks of holding Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons to a combined 0-5 from the floor in that half

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Knicks let Boogie waltz to LA, so that he could ruin team chemistry and set Kawhi free to play with Julius Randle and RJ Barrett. Leon Rose, my king

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

Immanuel Quickley heading to the team bus after 38/8/7/4 in 55 minutes

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

The Knicks closed the gap tonight with: - Taj Gibson - The player drafted 25th in 2020 - The player drafted 25th in 2021 - The player drafted 36th in 2021 - The player drafted 58th in 2021 Praise be to the draft scouting department

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

This is officially an A+ offseason for the Knicks

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

3 years

New York Knicks All-Star Julius Randle has agreed to a four-year, $117 million contract extension --- elevating his deal’s total value to five years and $140 million, his agents Aaron Mintz and Steven Heumann of @CAA_Basketball tell ESPN:

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Danny Ainge and Leon Rose negotiating

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Frank Ntilikina - Starting a game Damyean Dotson - Back on the Knicks Willy Hernangomez - Playing Kristaps Porzingis - DNP What a night for Phil Jackson

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Evan Fournier attempting 7.5 threes per game and connecting on 42.1% of them over his last 35 games is pretty good

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

People often forget that David Griffin passed on RJ Barrett

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Knicks have the best offensive rating in the NBA and are undefeated Cry

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

I asked my three-year old son Ferdinand his thoughts on Julius Randle and he said "Dad, how can we criticize athletes for conveying displeasure towards fans when we as fans fail to properly hold ourselves to a higher standard as people?" I'm shaking and crying and throwing up

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

2020-21: Where would this Knicks team be without Julius Randle? 2021-22: Where would this Knicks team be without Julius Randle?

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Fournier's on fire. Haven't seen a Frenchman cook this well since "Ratatouille"

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Ja Morant Ja Moran Ja Mora Ja Mor Ja Mo Ja M Ja J RJ RJ Barrett RJ Barrett > Ja Morant

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2 years

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Jeremy Cohen

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2 months

Defending the Knicks against the foul allegations tonight

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

4 years

Protector of Knicks fans by day, protector of rims by night

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Mark Cuban on sexual harassment within his own organization vs. Mark Cuban on a report of a shadow GM

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Me, to Nets fans:

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Jaden Ivey Jaden IV IV in Roman numerals is 4 Ancient Rome couldn't capture what's now Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia's holiest city is Mecca "The Mecca" is a nickname for MSG "Nickname" spoken aloud sounds like "Knick name" By transitive property, Jaden Ivey is a Knick 👁️

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Obi Toppin's mom Me 🤝 Crying on a Wednesday

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

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Pacôme Dadiet wants to play in the NBA next year. If the Knicks become a second apron team instead of a first apron team, seems they can make that happen with juuuuust enough room to spare

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Joe Judge in the meeting

Dan Duggan

@DDuggan21

2 years

Giants coach Joe Judge is currently meeting with owner John Mara, per source. Judge obviously has to be presenting a plan for how he can turn things around. We’ll see if he convinces ownership…

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Jeremy Cohen

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2 months

Why is this night different from all other nights

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

Good thing the Knicks gave up three unprotected picks for their star guard, Jalen Brunson Oh wait

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Sixers choking AND Hawks’ success making the Knicks’ quick exit look validated???

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

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Leon Rose and Sam Presti making trades with each other during the NBA Draft

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Thibs: No Mitch. No Taj. No Noel. Obi! Obi: Yes coach! Thibs: Tell Burks to get in the game Obi: Yes coach

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

8 months

When the $38 Kith ice cream hits my lactose intolerant stomach in the middle of the second quarter

New York Basketball

@NBA_NewYork

8 months

Knicks ice cream Tonight at the Garden you can eat a Triple Double: “orange creamsicle ice cream swirl infused with chocolate cake crunch, topped with a tri-color array of nonpareils representing the Knicks' signature blue, orange and white uniforms”

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

I've seen enough Knicks games this season to know that Obi Toppin's final attempt in this year's dunk contest will be performed by Julius Randle

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 months

Sorry, but I just can’t celebrate this series win. Still upset that the Knicks didn’t punt on game 82

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

The Knicks shouldn’t trade their pick because they have too many young players on the roster. Instead, the Knicks should consolidate some of the veterans, thereby clearing up the current logjam and providing a path for the young players to, you know, play

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

5 years

I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Knicks fan Looking for: ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔘 Frank Ntilikina's option to be picked up

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Leon Rose: *has dinner with his son* Mark Cuban:

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

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So by indeed trading out and possibly draft-and-stashing Dadiet, the Knicks would have nine players under contract. They’d be $11.98M under the first apron and $22.81M under the second apron with three roster charges. IHart max is $16.18M. If he agrees to stay, this might be it

Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

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Perhaps the Knicks could trade out of the draft with one of their picks, max Hartenstein, and sign three second-round picks to the rookie exception, but... I doubt it. Maybe they move Mitch but that doesn't matter if IHart gets a big offer elsewhere. I wouldn't expect him back

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

The Knicks have a starter in Evan Fournier. He will account for less than 15% of next year’s salary cap. I wish he were more consistent, but when you take what he can do into consideration instead of zeroing in on his limitations, you can see the deal is and always has been fair

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Gentle reminder to please credit 2021 me for reporting the Brunson signing. Thank you

Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Last night I dreamt the Knicks were signing Jalen Brunson, son of Leon Rose's first client Rick Brunson, in 2022. Terms of the deal were not disclosed. Leon is trying to communicate with my subconscious. Please credit me as having first reported this future signing. Thank you

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

🧵 The Cavs turned Mo Williams + Jamario Moon into Baron Davis + a 2011 Clippers 1st, which turned into Kyrie. Kyrie was dealt for a package including the 2018 Nets 1st, which became Sexton. Sexton was sent with picks + salary for Mitchell. This exposes the Knicks’ true weakness

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

As far as Evan Fournier is concerned, the Knicks’ next four games are against the Detroit Celtics, Washington Celtics, Atlanta Celtics, and Minnesota Celtics

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Good morning to Sam Presti for helping the Knicks turn the 32nd pick into Rokas Jokubaitis and Deuce McBride. I hope you have a great day, king

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

Incredible. The bodega across the street from me is now accepting NBA second-round picks as a form of currency

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

It's time for Grimes

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

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Trading down two spots saves the Knicks ~$200K. Every dollar counts…

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

The Phoenix Suns are dealing with a PR nightmare because of the team’s racist and sexist governor. The plan: Acquire a family man like Julius Randle to show that the Suns are committed to winning on and off the court.

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

When De'Andre Hunter was RJ Barrett's age, he was coming off the bench for the only school to lose in the first round to a #16 seed

Simon Rath

@HawksDraftNerd

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I’m glad the Knicks drafted RJ Barrett over De’Andre Hunter

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Warriors had no player taller than 6’7” and Porzingis only had 5 rebounds in 25 minutes???

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

And there it is. The Clean Sweep Nets really won as many playoff series as the Melo era Knicks did

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

I've officially gone from "How did the Knicks lock up Austin Rivers for so cheap?" to "I now understand how the Knicks locked up Austin Rivers for so cheap"

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 months

You did it, sports gods. You won

NY_KnicksPR

@NY_KnicksPR

2 months

Jalen Brunson (fractured left hand) will miss the remainder of the game.

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

7 months

When I find the person who came up with the In-Season Tournament

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Tired: Evan Fournier scored zero points last game Wired: Evan Fournier scored 41 points tonight Inspired: Evan Fournier is averaging 20.5 points per game over his last two games

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

If you'd told me before the season that the Knicks would be .500 at the trade deadline, I'd have asked if the NBA moved the deadline to before the first game of the season. This is fun. I'm having fun

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

4 years

In the span of 25 minutes, we found out that the Knicks have turned about $7M in cap space into three 2nds, Austin Rivers, Omari Spellman, and Jacob Evans Absolute masterclass

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Think it's worth mentioning that through the first two weeks of last season, some storylines were that: - Julius Randle is boosting his trade value - RJ Barrett can't shoot - Obi Toppin can't stay healthy/was the wrong pick - Austin Rivers is a god...? Marathon, not a sprint

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Amazing win. Every Knick who scored in double figures tonight is 25 years old or younger: RJ Barrett (21 years old) Immanuel Quickley (22) Mitchell Robinson (23) Obi Toppin (24) Alec Burks (25+5)

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Leon Rose: It's over, Danny. There are no other teams in the NBA willing to trade what we're offering for Donovan Mitchell Danny Ainge: You're right, Leon. No other NBA teams can match that Woj: The Jazz are receiving calls from the Yankees, Mets, Buccaneers, Lynx, Maple Leafs,

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Pretty crazy that Kemba Walker willingly signed to back up both Immanuel Quickley and Deuce McBride

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Gilbert Arenas had the audacity to say the Knicks are piping in sound noise while James Harden is spending his own money to ensure the Nets have fans in the building

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

I'd like to thank the NBA for once again overlooking Immanuel Quickley. The hate will only make arguably the Knicks' hardest working player stronger

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Fournier's been miserable. Haven't seen a Frenchman steal this much bread since Jean Valjean

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Your Quentin Grimes propaganda of the day: Grimes is 14-29 on *guarded* catch and shoot attempts, per Synergy. He's in the 97th percentile in the NBA and 11th out of 324 qualified players

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

Have to say, Knicks games got a lot more fun when I emotionally accepted that they’ll have the 12th pick in the draft and aren’t making the playoffs

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

I cannot stress enough how far away the Knicks were and how little Leon Rose inherited when taking the job. Have mistakes been made? Absolutely. But if you were expecting this FO to instantly turn the team around after five different regimes in nine years, then that's on you

Tim Bontemps

@TimBontemps

2 years

New ESPN story: Leon Rose was hired to run the Knicks two years ago today. New York’s next contending team remains as far away as ever.

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

3 years

Quentin Grimes this past season: 84th percentile in overall offense 92nd percentile in transition 86th percentile P&R ball handler 70th percentile isolation 72nd percentile off screens 81st percentile on hand offs Pretty, pretty good

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

2 years

The idea that the front office didn't care about Thibs not wanting Cam Reddish is a good thing. Can't blame Thibs for wanting to win now, but the most important takeaway for me is that the FO continues to operate on its own timeline. Now it's up to the FO to clear the logjam

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Jeremy Cohen

@TheCohencidence

1 year

I do get where Evan Fournier is coming from, but if he defended his man the way he defends himself in the article, he'd have been traded already

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