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@TheBruise

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family man with 4 wonderful young girls love football NUFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Glasgow rangers 🇬🇧

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined January 2012
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craig heward
3 years
How can a peadophile with 1600 indecent images of young children some as young as 1 years of age!! Get a suspended prison sentence but a man that goes to a football match and fights with a man that wants to fight him get 28 months prison!! Dirty stinking justice system 🤮
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craig heward
2 years
Special mention to Sean longstaff been fucking brilliant these last 5 games 👏👏
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craig heward
4 years
Just been told a little girl 12 year old has killed herself in cramlington because she was getting bullied at school tragic news teach ya kids right from wrong and never let them be bullies RIP little angel 💔😢
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craig heward
2 years
The worst thing NUFC can do is build a bigger stadium the idiots on board now and the shit they come out with imagine another 10-15 thousand of them in the ground the place would be toxic keep it how it is and don’t let the new breed of idiots anywhere near!!!
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craig heward
4 years
A young Wallsend boys club lad coming on for Man Utd another reason our club is fucked.
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craig heward
2 years
Remember when the fans said under Ashley all they wanted was a team that tries well they tried there arsed off today and only lacked a goal. But people battering them and certain individuals NUFC fans fickle as fuck embarrassing and it’s only going to get worse!!!
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craig heward
6 years
My gorgeous little girl entered the world today 28/4 7lbs 4oz Jolene absolute traumatic labour but over and done with now mam and baby fine 1 proud dad/boyfriend!! And that’s 4 girls and out for me 👊
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craig heward
1 year
Not a truer word spoken 👏👏👏
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craig heward
3 years
If you sang Brucie brucie give us a wave last night or last week YOU are a MASSIVE part of the problem IMBECILES!!
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craig heward
2 years
Can’t believe I’ve seen several pictures of toon fans with half and half scarfs on this new breed of fan disgust me!!!
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craig heward
2 years
The owners get it the manager gets it the players get it the fans get it it’s brought a city together UNITED what a time to be banned for 8 more years but fuck it sit back enjoy the ride coz the glory days are returning my first love NUFC I adore you 🖤🤍🖤🤍 who’s that team…..
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craig heward
1 year
Rip Barry Sweeney a nicer man you could not wish to meet reunited with your Liam now sleep tight mate 🤝
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craig heward
2 years
Newcastle fans are slowly turning into the worst fans in the country fickle as fuck boycotted under Ashley whinged there tits off about not signing anyone now we go and spend 45 mil on a 21 year old English prospect who I think will be brilliant. Fucking whoppers!!!!
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craig heward
3 years
8 years ago today RIP drummer Lee rigby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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@TheBruise
craig heward
5 years
Get it done boys 🍻🍻
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craig heward
2 years
Another fucking idiot! Mess he says we are 3rd and in a cup semi final Tuesday there’s just clowns coming out the woodwork all over!!!
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FtblJoe
2 years
On the positive note Mr. Ghodoussi will sort this attack and midfield mess. In him and Dan Ashworth we believe ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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craig heward
4 years
#55 💙🐻🇬🇧
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craig heward
6 years
Absolutely heartbreaking news tonight rip mate life and soul!! U never know what’s going on behind that smile sleep tight my friend. Til we meet again xx
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craig heward
6 years
If any of my English/Scottish friends are out celebrating st Patrick’s day remove ya self from this and remove yourself from my life April 23rd is the only day u should be celebrating SEND HER VICTORIUS!!!
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craig heward
2 years
Ooooooooh baby do you know what that’s worth Sven Botman is the best on earth!!!
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craig heward
2 years
If Eddie Howe and Dan ashworth want Gordon well that’s enough for me! Was only a year ago he was being raved about in the them 2 we trust ⚫️⚪️
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craig heward
5 years
Ciaran Clark superb today mind!
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craig heward
2 years
Fucking hell there’s people battering Wilson now ffs what’s wrong with our fans the absolute🎈 🎈 🎈
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craig heward
2 years
We’ve been poor recently by the standards we set but still haven’t lost got into a cup final to the educated football man that is a massive positive and bodes well for the future for the uneducated football man we are shit!!! I’m happy with the progress my beloved club has made!
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craig heward
2 years
13 years today for one of life’s good guys RIP Anth lowther loved and missed by many ❤️
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craig heward
2 years
Would love to see Declan rice In The famous black and white proper footballer positional sense is ridiculous!!
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craig heward
2 years
It’s a tough one isn’t it coz ya know to go to that next level we need a lot of nee players but when ya see how well they are playing and the togetherness in the group ya don’t want to see any of them leave they are absolutely excellent!!
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craig heward
1 year
Sooooooo come on come on do the no promotion with me 🕺🕺🕺
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craig heward
5 years
Watching these videos of them daft Mackems burning shirts and stripping off shitting in fountains they really are the dregs of society! Charlton/bowyer come on boys you have the city of Newcastle behind you for a day!!
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craig heward
2 years
Que the meltdown on here!! Just shows we don’t have the strength in depth if we weren’t going to sign anyone in Jan we certainly will now move onto Tuesday must win and top 6 at the end of season and that’s a great start to the first year of the plan 👍🖤🤍
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craig heward
4 years
RIP young girl absolutely tragic news thoughts and prayers with her family and friends 💔
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@TheBruise
craig heward
2 years
Ticket touts selling tickets for all our games now for mad money if there seen outside the ground with them they should have them took off them with extreme force #shithouses
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craig heward
7 years
Devastated doesn’t even get close to my feelings now thanks to everyone for the good luck messages had so much behind northern league players fans managers brilliant me and con have only dipped our toe in the water with this we’ll be back better and stronger thanks again 👍🏻
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craig heward
4 years
Some pundits and fans are backward!! Rafa played with the hand he was dealt! -£30mil net spend not great to watch granted but a game plan and a realisation that was the only way we would pick up points. Bruce £100+ mil net spend no game plan no plan b and making good players shit
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craig heward
7 years
8 years to the day for you Anth wot a player and an even better person rip mate I will raise a water for you today coz I’m off the drink I bet your laughing at that haha #RIPanthlowther x
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craig heward
2 years
Oooooooh baby do you know what that’s worth Sven Botman is the best on earth!!! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
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craig heward
4 months
If you can’t see Foden needs moved inside for Trent and Gordon to come on here (nothing to do with being black n white btw) you know sweet FA about the beautiful game ⚽️
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craig heward
6 years
I’ve been down before and had friends take there lives due to it so anybody want a chat or a message don’t feel embarrassed I’m always there for you on the other end of the phone or a coffee you don’t have to deal with it by yourself #WorldMentalHealthDay18
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craig heward
4 years
Rip drummer lee rigby 🥁🇬🇧 7 years ago today murdered by the religion of peace #scum
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craig heward
6 years
watched that documentary on Durham prison must say I was very ignorant to mental health and can’t believe the hold it has on people. Will certainly be there for any friends or family that say even the slightest worrying comment to me now in the future rather than take the piss!!
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craig heward
4 years
young lad took his life that’s 2 this weekend mental health is real and in the world atm people’s struggles are a lot worse talk to someone to anyone there’s always friends family strangers just talk nothing is worth taking your own life for there’s someone there to help you RIP
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craig heward
8 months
Idiots on here in full flow tonight there’s a few villages missing them tonight. Arsenal have been fucking brilliant the first 30 mins very few teams in the world would be able to handle them you clueless cunts!!!
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craig heward
2 years
Another fucking idiot
@dyIanbrett
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2 years
If we replace shelvey with Gallagher then we are incredibly thick mind you
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craig heward
6 years
The reckon all they know is bruisers on his way 😂😂
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craig heward
8 years
#nufc should be doing exactly what the Mackem's have been doing for Bradley come on @NUFC sort this out for the little boy
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craig heward
4 years
Rip Dave robson another one taken far to early ⚽️
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craig heward
10 days
Massive overeaction today from our fans good performance that and on another day take our chances that’s 4 or 5-1 still nothing to worry about for me you get games like that!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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craig heward
6 years
This is when you find out who is with you and who isn’t and we are eventually beginning to find the 1s that aren’t yes it’s a horrendous start to the season yes we should be better but mark my words as long as I have a hole in my arse we will fucking sort this!!!
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craig heward
2 years
@ChronicleLive Put names and faces of nonces and child grooming gangs in your paper not lads who protected women and children from flying bottles and chairs ya shit rag!!!
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craig heward
5 years
At the going down of the sun and in the morning................. we will remember them #LestWeForget
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craig heward
4 years
If the Mackem’s win this papa John’s trophy today mind that will take some topping!!
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craig heward
4 years
The fa cup draw is on bbc tonight at 7pm tune in. For the Mackem’s emmerdale is on itv.
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craig heward
9 months
@ChronicleLive Go and find the fucking immigrant who’s thrown acid in women and children’s faces instead of chasing a man for a daft diary cuff at football you fucking idiots!!!!!
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craig heward
6 years
I am absolutely devastated more than words can say but I’ve been here nigh on 3 weeks and I have to say I’ve had the best ever Experian e with the best bunch ok people u would ever wosh to meet young old kids sisters n brothers but as it is now it’s time to go home goodbye russia
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craig heward
2 years
We are good we are very fucking good and the best thing about it……….. we are only going to get fucking better 🖤🤍
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craig heward
6 years
Had a great year in 2018 from finding out I was going to be a dad again to family holidays stag doo’s an absolutely fantastic time at the World Cup some great times in football at Benfield looking forward to 2019 the birth of my 4th child and getting back into football management
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craig heward
4 years
If they don’t sack him tonight or in morning there relegated and there’s nee takeover!!
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@TheBruise
craig heward
6 years
The greatest footballer to ever grace this planet...... LIONEL MESSI
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craig heward
6 years
Training last night, Gateshead game tonight home to dunston tomorrow rangers game Thursday Man Utd in the house Friday then Stockton in fa Cup Saturday footballs back isn’t it!! ⚽️⚽️
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craig heward
4 years
Happy heavenly 88th birthday sir Bobby robson an absolute legend of a man who will never be forgotten RIP LEGEND
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craig heward
4 years
Sack that fucking useless fat cabbage head cunt now!!!
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craig heward
1 year
Getting beat 1-0 at ht all the fucking idiotS come out to play subs changes he shouldn’t be starting do this do that GO AND FUCK OFF YA CLOWNS
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craig heward
5 years
I don’t want Bruce to be manager as much as the next man but what I have to say is if that’s last season and we do that under Rafa it’s a defensive masterclass horrible to watch painful on the eye but a last min winner and all 3 points that’s the maximum return!!
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craig heward
5 years
JUST DONT FUCKING GO TO ANY GANES U FUCKING HALFWITS STAY A MILLION MILES AWAY THE CLUB IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE DOUBLE FUCKING JOHNNY!!!!!!!
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craig heward
9 years
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craig heward
4 years
Happy VE Day boys n girls 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 stay safe
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craig heward
5 years
The premier league is the worst it’s been for years (bar the top 2) there is a massive chance to break into the top 4-6 a little bit of ambition from Newcastle and it’s more than possible! That’s why the fans are staying away we have no ambition bar staying up! #ashleyout
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craig heward
4 years
Time to get rid of all the left on my Twitter tweeting abuse and retweeting abuse directed at Prince Philip not for me you lot goodbye!! 🇬🇧👑
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craig heward
6 years
Watched the match sober last night. The way Rafa set the team up was superb he plays with the hand he is dealt the work rate off the ball is second to none they know there limitations in possession and the team spirit is there for all to see. If Rafa goes we r fucked no doubt!!
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craig heward
4 years
On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month when the guns fell silent we WILL remember 🙏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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craig heward
9 months
Isak Wilson wilock pope target joelinton tonali Anderson. Remember who we are missing. My only 2 gripes is burn continues to play and don’t understand that hall signing seems a strange one when he doesn’t get a sniff. Our fans are fucking whoppers. We are NUFC shouldn’t lose/draw
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craig heward
8 years
England have absolutely done me tonight!!!!! They've drove me to a bag of minstrels and I'm on a diet 😡😡😡😡😡.....It's them big bags as well!!
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craig heward
5 years
Someone starts having a Barclays in the crowd when ASM scores ya can’t go on like that mind!!!
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craig heward
7 years
Big game for @NcleBenfield tomorrow v newcastle reserves in semi final of senior cup really looking forward to this massive test for us get along and enjoy the game 7-30ko at blue flames cheers 👊🏻⚽️🏆
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craig heward
5 years
10 year today Anth mate seems like yesterday rip my mate x
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Blyth Spirit
5 years
Remembering Anth a decade on. 10 years today since our former @Blyth_Spartans player Anth Lowther tragically passed away. The hugely popular former @NorthShieldsFC @NcleBenfield player was taken far too early after a short illness. RIP Anth. #NeverForget #RIPAnth
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craig heward
1 year
@Football__Tweet Ashley Cole all day everyday and twice on a Sunday.
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craig heward
1 year
People saying why sell maxi when we have Hendricks manquillo Lewis etc well a team actually wanted maxi no teams want the others that’s why we can’t get shot of them ya wooden heads 🤯
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craig heward
2 years
We’ve still got a job to do but ya can’t ask for anymore than that come on ya black and white bastards 🖤🤍
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craig heward
7 years
Absolutely buzzing for @NcleBenfield and everybody associated with it on the fa cup win today but absolutely devastated I couldn't be there
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craig heward
5 years
Absolutely love this 🍻 RIP sir!!
@AdamSchemm
Adam Schemm
5 years
My grandfather passed away today. Last night all he wanted to do was to have one last beer with his sons.
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craig heward
5 years
Thank fuck that’s 2019 out the way worst year of my life!! Off to sleep now and wake up in 2020 which is getting smashed all the best 👍🏻
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craig heward
4 months
So it’s 35 million for Anderson not the 10 million all the whopper ITK accounts were saying wish they would all go and fuck off the clueless idiots!!!!! £68 million for minteh and Anderson is fantastic buisness imo as much as it’s a shame to lose 2 young promising players.
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craig heward
5 years
Can’t believe it’s taken me so long to watch this bobby robson documentary what a man!! Those aren’t tears....there’s something in my eye!!! (Both of them)
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craig heward
2 years
People battering manquillo clueless he was probably our best player!!
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craig heward
3 years
Steve Bruce hasn’t exactly covered himself in glory again today has he!!
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craig heward
1 year
Never forgotten drummer Lee rigby RIP
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craig heward
7 years
Pitch is absolutely fine ladies and gentleman we have a game @NcleBenfield v @coleshilltownfc goes ahead today 3pm Ne6 4nu in the @AllFAVase come along and cheer on Newcastle’s only remaining team #bringafriend plz rt
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craig heward
1 year
@NE5westend Fucking hell there’s better kitchens still left in Gaza!!!
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craig heward
2 years
It’s going to be a very very long day!! I love you with all my heart Newcastle united football club 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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craig heward
8 months
2 young Geordies in that Liverpool squad today lifting the cup shocking that we let local talent like that slip through the net!!
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craig heward
1 year
Just made the mistake of going on the comments on the official twitter team news!! What a fucking fan base we’ve got some absolute whoppers and there comments 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤬🤬
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craig heward
6 years
On behalf of myself and @markcon7777 we would like to thank the committee,players,volunteers and of course the supporters for everything this season sadly we couldn’t bring you that trophy you all deserve but we’ll be back again next season bigger and better thanks again 👊🏻👍🏻
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craig heward
7 years
International women’s day and my missus is exactly where she should be on this fine day! In the house tidying up and making the tea have a great day all 👍🏻
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craig heward
6 years
Great day with Tyson today absolute gentleman @Tyson_Fury cheers champ 🥊
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craig heward
4 years
First step into management back in the day with @WallsendBoysFC 💛
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craig heward
2 years
What a team spirit in that group and what a side but plz plz don’t stand still make 2 signings we need another couple to really kick on and honest anything is possible with this group 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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craig heward
8 months
Livramento is a proper proper player will be our RB for years to come. 🖤🤍
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craig heward
2 years
Well I wasn’t going to have a drink tonight but the black and whites have just driven me to it NUWNBD 🖤🤍
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craig heward
6 years
Happy St. George’s day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 English and proud!!
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