What’s it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it?
"When I was young we didn't drink water out of bottles"
Gen X: GASP! You drank it filtered from the refrigerator?
"We drank water right out of the sink faucet"
*3 millennials faint, 2 vomit*
If a doctor said you had to take a pill every day without fail or else you would die, how long would the average person live?
Women: 22 years 3 days
Men: 4 days