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Living with ALS. Donations are greatly appreciated

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2013
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@masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder But it’s all men. The women don’t want to see the Lamborghini?
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@JebraFaushay The moment you realize that it wasn’t a fart, but something else, during your work meeting. It’s the one time you decided to wear light colored pants. And now you have to make a run for it.
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@MrAndyNgo More gays, such as myself, are leaning to the Republican side. This weird far left indoctrination has to stop. It’s almost as if the parties have switched.
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@JebraFaushay Shelby drink the juice! Drink the juice!
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@9illeh @DailyLoud This is what women think men want
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@JebraFaushay Where are they getting this money? Isn’t this the same generation that complains they can’t afford anything?
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@CalltoActivism Thank goodness for Walmart curbside delivery
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@OliLondonTV The first thing you do is hire an attorney ASAP and go into hiding for a year. Never forget the Alanis Morissette song.
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@BravoTV “He will never emotionally fulfill you ever. Know that!”
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@JayCartere @ClownWorld_ I’m no psychologist, but probably the victim of SA.
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@troonytoons Ever since Bruce Jenner came out on the Vanity Fair cover, every one else has too
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@troonytoons He’s projecting his feelings about his mother
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@KendrasUsername Had carte blanche at Hermes and bought some sandals. Not sure if I buy this story.
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@stillgray He probably just stole an Amazon package containing milk of magnesia.
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@alicialartey She should’ve just got on her mobile and called the police
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@JebraFaushay The Razzie award for best supporting actress in an independent film, goes to ✉️
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@CrazyVideosOnly Nothing like a bodybuilder with a beer belly
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@JebraFaushay Lily is likely an out-of-work background “actor” that’s making a lot of revenue for his videos
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@JebraFaushay Nothing was handed to me. And I had well off parents. I was working two jobs from 8:30 AM to 9:00 PM at night to buy a home at 20. I couldn’t even legally drink, but I figured it out
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@bchinyakata @PicturesFoIder She going to be picked on even more because she’s an easy target
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@JebraFaushay I like to take my children to Target and argue with them as if it was “The View” then upload to TikTok to show my “fans.”
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@krassenstein It’s an absolute embarrassmentto our country—to pursue a former president of the United States. According to the media, you would think he was a war criminal or Saddam Hussein.
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@ClownWorld_ They are from Europe and coming across the Mexican border. Apparently they fly into Mexico City from Romania.
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate She needs to use her credit card to get a different hairstyle
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@DailyLoud She has to make ends meet like everyone else. Lip injections aren’t cheap. I’ll take a Texas patty melt with bacon AND hashbrowns, scattered, smothered, covered and peppered
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@troonytoons If only he used that energy to get a job
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@state_secession @isabellarileyus Liposuction doesn’t produce abs. This happens to be her body.
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PALS also known as #ALS patients, such as myself, have difficulty falling asleep because of constant muscle twitching, spasms and limbs falling numb. It’s like a drummer tapping on every inch of your body. It’s like your neighbor playing loud music every night. It’s hard
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@CilComLFC Ireland is roughly the size of South Carolina. Why is the EU trying to assimilate two incompatible cultures?
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@TMZ Thank god this is over so we can move on
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@JebraFaushay At summer camp, we wore swimming trunks in the communal showers. This sounds like grooming material.
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@InsaneRealitys I think he waited so they’d be away from their truck
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@JebraFaushay My mother used to tell me never to wear horizontal stripes, because it made me look fatter. Now this block pattern on the other hand…
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@stillgray She looks damn good for 42
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. @kathryn_dennis is Brenda @cameraneubanks is Kelly @ShepRose is Dylan and @ClementsLandon is Emily Valentine @andy
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Jeez I had a Bloody Mary at brunch and was accused of being “drunk.” Should I have to explain #ALS speech dysarthria to strangers now? Maybe people should just mind their own business…just a thought
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@JebraFaushay I’m just relieved that Zey is wearing a mask
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@JebraFaushay It’s been that way since I can remember. 😂
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@crazyclipsonly Was it in autopilot, or did the car stop automatically? I live in Atlanta, so it’s important to know for my own car.
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@PeterBakare1 @urchilla01 @elonmusk So people intentionally post incorrect information for engagement? So that people will engage and say, “That’s not true!”
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@JebraFaushay I love the braless freedom, the beachy hair and the 2 day old beard
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@TMZ I’m not discounting his allegations, but isn’t his mother to blame as well?
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@JebraFaushay And sometimes he thinks he’s a hair colorist.
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@Upliftingvision @Morbidful Is this engagement harvesting?
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@ClownWorld_ It’s gotten to the point that a toilet can’t flush a 💩 🤡🤡🤡
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@LeaBlackMiami It’s kind of like “Well, you live in a nice house, I’ll do the job for 2x what I’d normally charge.” It’s frustrating to find help when they expect you to ooze money. If I paid everyone want they wanted to be paid, I’d have to sell my house.
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@RoyalOakNFT @HumansNoContext There weee no parentheses in the equation. You added them.
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@PageSix Gross—in the bed? Even if it’s a hotel, that’s nasty. Melted butter all over the sheets!
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@JebraFaushay Well, at least she’s living the “Channel” and “Goochie” lifestyle dream
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@TMZ @TooFab But why did they kill their mother? If the molestation allegedly happened by the father, why wasn’t the mother spared? That’s the part I have a problem with.
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@JebraFaushay Because one time at BandCamp..
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@akafacehots @EdKrassen WAP are you talking about? 🤣
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@85Mimi04 @TMZ The mother, unfortunately, was living vicariously through her son’s endangerment.
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@JebraFaushay No 45 year old woman is named “Linda.” Maybe “Jennifer” or “Danielle.”
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@ValeriePlame @almondiyz1 @Twitter @globalzero You need to donate money raised to homeless shelters, battered women and back to work charities. Shame on you.
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@fopminui @fasc1nate Let me guess. It was over a girl?
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@JebraFaushay Well, I wanna know his fountain of youth. He looks very well-maintained after 40 years.
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@OliLondonTV Repeat after me “It’s ok to just be a lesbian.” Every one before did just fine being a gay.
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@JebraFaushay Jamie Lee Curtis in Holloween
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@yesknow @Morbidful What is this have to do with a former chemistry student from China?
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@Alyssa_Milano @realDonaldTrump This is why I voted for Trump as 🏳️‍🌈
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@MeghanMcCain @DailyMail I think Roseanne Barr needs to join “The View.” Imagine the meltdowns and ratings for that addition! I’d watch every single day! 😂
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@ShannonBeador Don't worry about the weight gain. It happens to the best of us. 😉 No worries. We don't care. Please don't stress over this.
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@TheUnwanted46 @JebraFaushay I’m pretty sure they’re living in a gentrified neighborhood in the city and the daughter likely goes to a private school. They are all about virtue signaling, but wouldn’t dare hang out with POC. Liberals are very odd.
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@EddPratt @Alyssa_Milano Don’t remind Alyssa about Skid Row. She conveniently overlooks local issues that doesn’t fit her partisan propaganda and insatiable narcissist appetite.
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@queensofbravo Oh thats…different. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
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@JebraFaushay I didn’t know Trump was president? I’m sure she has some cute cats.
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@fopminui @Morbidful Awww little baby paws 🐾
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@JebraFaushay Imagine going swimming
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@JebraFaushay He would look so much better without the makeup, earrings and librarian hair.
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@JebraFaushay I can’t see an endocrinologist until December, yet this mom keeps playing with hair…doing fish lips and checking herself out. They’re passing out hormones like candy 🍬
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@pettymami99 @9illeh @DailyLoud The female men in the comments
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@JebraFaushay He would be so much hotter if he remained a dude and stopped playing with his eyebrows. They were obviously getting it on. 🤰🏻 She feels dead inside and trying to reconcile her feelings. I’m not jealous.
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@nypost What horrible and despicable grandparents!
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@BrandiGlanville Who had a water bottle filled with vodka?
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@JebraFaushay Whatever, Colleen
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@TMZ Pronouns?
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@JebraFaushay I don’t know, but that filter she’s using is ambitious
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@CensoredMen Where did the bike come from?
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@JebraFaushay A hair brush would be useful
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@ClownWorld_ Never work at a job more than two years or you will not keep up with inflation.
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@FluentInFinance Well, what makes up for the lower price, is redistributed through higher interest rates
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@DC_Draino The pencil eraser roid nips are always telling
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@ProjectCaracas @Morbidful It’s called repressed memories. If you’re told something over and over, you believe what you’re told as you’re impressionable. He actually found the courage.
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@megynkelly hehe, your blonde highlights won't save the ratings.
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@JebraFaushay How embarrassing to admit that your anorectal floor has collapsed.
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@stillgray This was so poorly chopped up and edited.
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@design2live @Alphafox78 The longer your hair, you can go without washing it everyday. But if your hair is short, it needs to be washed every day
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. @HeatherMcDonald @ChrisFranjola Who does my hypothetical daughter have to blow to get Chris to accompany Heather in Atlanta in June?
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@crazyclipsonly I remember when you were allowed to climb it. It’s all fun and games climbing it, but coming down isn’t so fun. The steps were made for Mayan sized feet, not the modern foot size. I did a “butt scoot” going down. 🤣
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@JebraFaushay Doing all of that and you can tell she drinks a lot of wine from the redness and face bloat
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@That_Grifter @JayCartere @ClownWorld_ Usually when someone makes themselves unattractive, they’re trying to deflect attention from their looks from something they believe caused it?
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@TMZ Better in jail than twerking on top of a Dodge Charger in the Family Dollar parking lot late at night
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@LadoBitnar @ClownWorld_ It’s a cult of individuals seeking validation from their peers
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@sarahcahill0605 @JebraFaushay Are you afraid of your child being gay? Therefore, changing her gender? It’s like Iran, where it’s unacceptable to be gay unless you transition. I didn’t even know anything at that age about sexuality. You must have a rich beta male husband financing this journey. Where is
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@TMZ Was this the daughter that had to raise her younger sister….while Mama June was screwing a toothless man in trashy motels…all while smoking crystal meth?
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