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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@gnuman1979 It's not a porch demon. It's not a porch demon. It's not...
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@gnuman1979 Bomb disposal guys in Chile. Same guys can get you cable.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@TMZ I'll take Shakira all day.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@mischiefanimals It's undoubtedly a high protein blend.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
So cool
@wonderofscience
Wonder of Science
2 years
Plutoโ€™s ice mountains, frozen plains and layers of atmospheric haze backlit by a distant sun, as seen by the New Horizons spacecraft. Credit: NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI Full HD widescreen version on Youtube:
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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6 months
@IKE_Packers @Ravens @packers They need to make a run at Devin White. But first... resign Keisean Nixon.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@gnuman1979 If it please the Court...as the video plainly demonstrates, my client is a risk only to himself. And an acute one at that. Therefore we contend that releasing him, would in fact, be the harshest possible sentence. Nothing further.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@RyanKennedy_22 "Nick Cannon's Baby Names"
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@starisroar I'd say, "Live a life of love and show love to others. That's the best any of us can do."
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6 months
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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6 months
@Thrashachusetts @DavidABritton1 Sure......when the sweats come in the middle of the night? He's replayed that sign over and over in his head. "We're nuts about Al!" Who?!
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@Thomas_Carrieri Teams just kept pitching to him.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 months
@FunFootballPod @td_nash Besides Reggie? Several guys come to mind- LT Aaron Donald Bruce Smith John Randal (Yes, John Randal. He scared the f*** out of QB's.)
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@RexChapman Our friends at @frontlinepbs did a terrific report on the NRA a few years back. Explaining how it began as a sportsman's group concerned with gun SAFETY. But in the late 1970's was taken over by political types more interested in voting power than the safe use of guns.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@AndrewBrandt As with all things Aaron, the defense of Hackett is really about Aaron. Window dressing for his new teammates. That'll dissolve the first time someone runs the wrong route.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@lNTERlORHUB Too much white. If a room looks too clean, my future spouse won't let me go in there.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@_B___S @king_lisa German Short-haired Pointer. Great dogs.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@BleacherReport The nodding friend is awesome
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
6 months
No guaranteed money. That mf'er jumped the length of a bus for a kibble.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
6 months
Size of this leap ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ•
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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5 months
@poppygibsonuk Happy reading, Doc! ๐Ÿ“–
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@KyleMalzhan @ajdillon7 The community embraces all players in the green & gold. But once in a while, a player comes along who has a special connection with the fans. Reggie White. Gilbert Brown. Leroy Butler. AJ Dillon.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 months
@poppygibsonuk May you dream of undiscovered species ๐ŸŒƒ
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 months
@kwameaddoobiri_ @emrachelz True. But there's a lesson in that, yeah?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@Sciencenature14 Penny for your thoughts, Bruce?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@pcgamer Sony makes a better machine. Buying all the studios in the world won't change that.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
Bacon cheeseburgers w sautรฉed onions and a dash of hot sauce ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
3 months
@poppygibsonuk Into the tingly unknown!
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@SagED_UP Define..."genuine"? I'd buy some merch and watch all the games, sure.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@Yfz84 @MadScientistFF There's no way Gary Busey hasn't killed someone?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 months
@Acceleros @emrachelz May as well slow cook something! You're gonna be home for a bit.
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2 years
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@RexChapman Can you imagine if the school were burning and the Fire Fighters on-scene waited outside until the fire went out before breaching the building?? It's ludicrous. Firings aren't enough. I'm hoping for jail time for the cowards who failed to perform their duties.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@TMZ @hulu No chance. I've Heard enough.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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5 months
@BBGreatMoments It wasn't a window. Play on.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@AllaireMatt @RexChapman Jim Lamply would be proud
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@nytimes Damn! In Milwaukee, you can steal a car, crash it and then light it on fire and MAYBE you'd get 6 months?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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5 months
@IsaacRowlett @RuxPlumTree80 A toxic roommate situation was enough for me. And man, it was nice to be back in Brew City. Cleveland can't compare.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
I'm outside smoking some herb. Tornado sirens just went off. If I get picked up, I'll film the inside of the funnel for youz guyz. ๐Ÿ‘
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@DarwinAwards_ He'll never be the same. Hopefully.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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8 months
@vinquezada1 @ShkBkMediaGrp If they lose to GB, he's toast. If they win at least one playoff game? Cowboys fans will be stuck with him until mid-season next year when JJ finally has had enough.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@SagED_UP Pat Summerall. Never tried to be the star. Just played the straight guy and let John Madden be Madden. #RIP
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
That Walmart has a good defense. But I don't like their play calling.
@cctvidiots
CCTV IDIOTS
1 year
Shoplifter tackled by Walmart employee
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@poppygibsonuk Congrats, Professor! Don't let anything get in the way of your having fun with the opportunity. ๐Ÿ‘Š
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@AlTheBoss03 @LionBrosPodcast Nick Cannon's kids with Ronda Rousey.
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2 years
@CBSNews Finding a pregnant senior to play Rihanna was the tough part.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
When drones are delivering the mail, are they still gonna take every other day off?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
Beef hotdogs wrapped in bacon. Topped with hot sauce ๐Ÿ”ฅ and Mexican cheese.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@HeckinGoodDogs @Ironspot Handsome German Shorthair
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
Love it!
@the_dadchef
DadChef
1 year
Make scrambled eggs with queso fresco, avocado and fresh jalapeรฑo with me. 1 tbsp of soft butter, splash of heavy whipping cream and a splash of sparkling water with your 3 cracked eggs. Whisk in some crumbled queso fresco. Cook on low heat. One of my favorite breakfasts.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
@atrupar He must've left his lighter at the bottom?
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2 months
@poppygibsonuk Finger ink? Do they mean something or simply neat designs?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
Ever wish that your Twitter feed had more quality content? More sports, funny memes, life conversations, gaming/pod links, real friends? Here are a few people you should be following and networking with- @SagED_UP @SpoonOfZeke @ChiefsMoGrim15 @vizurantvis @CupidsEyes @CaroBucks
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@SagED_UP In terms of pure athleticism, I'd have to say Bo Jackson. Size, speed, power. He could have been a pro in any sport.
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2 years
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4 months
@poppygibsonuk Wishing you the same, Doc. ๐Ÿ‘Š
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@Thomas_Carrieri Disliked Athlete List- *Jorge Posada *John Elway *Jorge Posada *Karl Malone *Jorge Posada
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
What a cool display!
@natevomhof
Nate Vomhof
1 year
Proud if these!๐Ÿ“The Packing House
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
Happy Mom day from @ShainaMilwaukee & I.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
Was this technique was discovered by: A) An engineering student at MIT Or B) A drunk redneck driving over yard garbage instead of around it
@InterestingsAsF
Interesting
1 year
How to drive a stuck car out of the mud.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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8 months
@BillatCBS58 He just hangs around the stadium waiting for coin tosses.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
5 months
Heading to Bible study w friend @ShainaMilwaukee
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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3 months
@wendeeluvz So is my cooking. Barter? ๐Ÿ˜
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
2 years
I had that same pipe. (But then it lept to its' death off of a shelf.)
@vizurantvis
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2 years
Hey @WSJ , How are you gonna sit there and allow your writers to try and start โ€œReefer Madnessโ€ again when we all know the truth? Thereโ€™s other ways to tell the world youโ€™re being paid to lie to the public. Cannabis is Medicine. Cannabis Heals. โœจ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒฟโœจ
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2 years
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2 years
Who called it? ----> @BBALLBABE6
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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The Nets are trading Kyrie Irving to the Mavericks, source tells ESPN.
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2 years
@RealChrisSays Mercedes Benz dealership
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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4 months
@poppygibsonuk Tree house. To lay together, listening to the night breeze and dreaming.
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1 year
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1 year
I had try them, right?
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1 year
@Explosionvidz "....but whatever ya do....NEVER flip this one." "Which one?"
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@NFL @Chiefs @nflnetwork Bengals. Officiate the game evenly and Joey B gets his 7th win over Mahomes.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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5 months
Sausage McMuffin w Egg. Great start to a great day!
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 months
@SykesCharlie I believe it was Dante who wrote, "Surrender all dignity, ye who enter herein." ๐Ÿคฃ
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@SagED_UP Trust your instincts
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6 months
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11 months
@SykesCharlie Better alert security. He has 11 followers.
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1 year
Ready for baseball season. โšพ
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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6 months
@tomgrossicomedy Relax. Chicago will always find a way not to score.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
4 months
This is true.
@joeybagovdonuts
J๐Ÿฉey Bag ๐Ÿฉf D๐Ÿฉnuts ๐Ÿฉ
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@TaraBull808 @cowboyfanstar True. But not tainted love. ๐ŸŽถ
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
Just switched jobs. I'm actually taking a pay-cut to move out of production and back into management. Sometimes playing the long game means weathering some sunburns.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
@Brewers Obviously our 3rd Base Coach has money on the Cubs.
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1 year
@CTOTHELOS77 A moving car
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@WonderW97800751 Those are two videos spliced together. The shark footage was captured on a Go-Pro in 2014.
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@TheBenjaminGuy
Benjamin
1 year
Watching #XFiles
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
Dear Kids-
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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1 year
@WaterlsScary It probably just ate a Great White?
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@TheBenjaminGuy
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2 years
@AZ_Brittney Yeah. And I hold doors for anyone who's leaving or entering a place the same time as me, regardless of their sex. It's polite.
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