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@TheAliceGrey
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9 months
I don’t mentor anymore, but with almost ten years under my belt in this industry, I thought I’d share some things that keep me sane in SW, and things that I used to do but refuse to do again. These things substantially improved my mental health and could help you, too. Enjoy ☺️
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@TheAliceGrey
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8 months
Well, friends. It’s over. I’ve just completed the last of my coursework, and will graduate with a H1 average. I’m going to take a year or two off before I do my Masters but, for now, I think a nap (and a glass of champagne) is well in order. Thank you for cheering me on! 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
Here’s a happy snap from when I wasn’t knuckling down to write an essay. 1.5 more weeks to go until I’m free! 🥳
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Steam 📝 my 📝 lingerie 📝 before 📝 next 📝 photoshoot 📝
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Hey lovers, please note that if you make a booking that involves food (i.e., 4hrs, 6hrs, or overnight), I will need to be fed. I will also need you to pay for that meal. Thank you. 🥰
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@TheAliceGrey
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2 months
I’ve had a long day travelling back to Melbourne! I hope you all had a really lovely weekend. 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
3 years
My ex boyfriend used to make me shower before I came anywhere near him after coming home from bookings, so this is a PSA to let you know that it is okay to dump his abusive butt if this is happening to you as well. ❤️
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
One more because I’m feeling myself this morning!
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
6 years
If you like redheads, raise your... hand. 😉😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
11 months
Fresh out of the shower. Thank you for the warm welcome, Canberra! 🥰
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
6 years
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry... it’s so accurate.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
1/ I don’t argue with trolls/TWs/hagglers/etc. I used to spend -so- much time and energy grandstanding on Twitter, or via SMS/email with people who were just chasing a dopamine hit by being an asshole. Engaging with/belittling them is never worth the 5 minutes of catharsis.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
My house is a no-pants zone. 👍🏻
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
5 years
Describe me in one word? 💋
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
Hi, I’m a babe. 😉
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
3 years
Feeling insecure about my curves the night before a content shoot. Let’s spread some body love by dropping photos of curvy bods doing hot bod shit in the comments. ❤️
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Happy Father’s Day! 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Just a friendly reminder that I haven’t built a successful SW business and solid reputation by running off with clients’ deposit dollarydoos. 👍🏻
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
3 months
Good morning! 🥰
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
6 years
Hi, friends! Welcome to my twitter feed, where I post all things from terrible puns to pictures in my undies. Thanks for being here! 💕 Website: Availability: #alicedoesrosters Contact: alicegrey @protonmail .ch Wish List:
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
2/ I don’t justify my rates, conduct, or deposit policy. I will explain and provide reassurance where necessary, but will not engage in endless debate with someone who can’t make up their mind. Direct your energy towards things that make you money.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
1 year
I recently visited a restaurant, where the staff offered “cognac for gentlemen and an yuzu cocktail for the ladies.” The armagnac was lovely, thank you for asking. 😋🥃
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Feeling dainty in Dita
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Good morning 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
I’m taking my assignment away for a long weekend in the country. See you all next week! 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
3 years
I don’t often flex my experience in this industry, but let me share some pearls of wisdom that I wish I’d listened to sooner: 1) Therapy is a better investment than AP will ever be 2) Save your fucking money 3) Clients pay your bills, not other SWs 4) Stay out of drama 😘😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
1 year
Meet me at the bar after the ceremony? 😉🥂 My best friend got married yesterday and it was the most magical day. I wish I could wear my hair like this all the time!
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
13 days
Oops, I’m in Perth (again)! 😋
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
5 years
Sex Worker Job Thread SW’s are some of the most seriously multitalented people I know & many work full time or have a side hustle or six! Tell me what your previous jobs or current side hustles are? 🤔❤️ I’ve worked in: Aged care Hospitality Medical admin Optics Lab research
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
What do my cleavage-loving friends think of this little number? 💃🏼🥰
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
3/ I sought out a psychologist to teach me how to have hard conversations and assert my boundaries with clients. Now, when things get hairy, I can discuss my feelings rather than responding emotionally.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
10 cont./ You can’t give 100% to everything, and you WILL half-do things if you’re taking on too much. Not a great business strategy. This is why I’ve closed my IG, and shut down my OF for a few months while I prioritised the things I -could- do consistently and well. Fin. 🥰
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
5/ I gave myself a ‘weekend’. It’s just one day out of the week (I’m a work in progress, okay), but it’s mine. It’s important not to commodify every aspect of your life, and to enjoy time spent not being productive.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
4/ I stopped over explaining myself to clients if I needed to make changes, postpone/cancel, or set a boundary. Some justification is always necessary, but over explaining is exhausting & the recipient is likely to miss the point while they wade through emotional walls of text.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
1 year
Good morning 😘😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
6 years
It took a good 15 minutes to get into this, FYI. 😳😘💕
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Jumping in a couple of days early to wish you all a fabulous end to the calendar year. Cheers, friends. 🥂
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 months
Hello 30. 🥳
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
3 years
I didn’t get stood up! 🥳🥳
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
10 months
Dinner, then dessert. 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
7 months
I want to share a big thank you to all of those who reached out over the weekend. I’ve spent my morning answering emails from bed, and am excited for some upcoming adventures! Feeling extremely grateful to have such great clients. 🙏🏻
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
I cannot and will not stop with the summer dress spam. This one has LEMONS on it! 🤙🏻😁
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
6 months
Happy Valentine’s Day lovers 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Roses are red Violets are blue Here’s my butt 📸 @hellomissphoto
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 months
Canberra, I’ve had a lovely first day. Thank you for being so good to me. 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
6 years
Are you a sex worker with an interest in finances, or have some personal goals that you want to share with other, like-minded people? I want to start a group to support and inspire each other. Let me know if I can include you! 💕
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
I’m so thrilled to see some new followers after making that thread on my boundaries, but I should let you all know that I only have 1-2 profound posts in me per year. It’s all butts and shitposting from here on out. 😅 Welcome!
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
7 years
Whoa, so there's a #coolmendontbuysex hashtag now? Excuse me, but some of the coolest people I've ever met have been clients. 👍🏻 #coolpeopledontshameothers
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
One of my friends told me that this look reminded them of a “stylish 90s mum” and I can’t say that I’m offended.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
1 year
Thank you SO much for the birthday love yesterday! I was hiding in assignment deadline hell, but a few of you cheeky devils wanted to celebrate anyway. There is a glass of bubbly with my name on it, waiting for me to submit my last assignment tomorrow night. See you then! 🥂
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
1 year
Happy new financial year to all of my clients and followers in accounting or finance-related industries! Godspeed for the next couple of weeks. 😆😋
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
3 years
I turn 27 on Saturday and this is essentially how I plan to spend my weekend. 😍☕️
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
Six years and one passion for lingerie later... Pick a set for our next date. 😉😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
We don’t remember days. We remember moments. ✨
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
29K!!! Thank you, friends! 🥂🎉
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Alice Grey
3 months
Happy Saturday friends 🥰
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
It’s international Whores Day! ✨ Today we commemorate sex workers in 1975 rising up against undue arrest, harassment & being overlooked by the legal system. This action gave visibility to our community & dispelled some of the stereotypes on who we are & what we look like. #IWD
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 months
Something from the lingerie archives. 😘
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
9 months
8/ I keep my circle small. I wear my heart on my sleeve and want to be friends with everyone, but that’s neither feasible nor realistic. I used to make SW the cornerstone of my identity, and felt lost when things went wrong.
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
I am a dork. 😁😁 This outtake was so delightfully adorable that I had to immortalise it. 📸: @evelynhuntphoto
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
Feeling a little more like myself tonight. Off to dinner with A and @TheLovelyIsla . 💚
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
2 years
Smiley or sultry? 😁😁 📸 @Dirt_Erotic 👩🏻‍🦰 @makeupkatierose
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@TheAliceGrey
Alice Grey
4 years
I think that the workers choosing not to provide online services deserve a shout out as well. It takes a lot of strength to sit back, evaluate your situation & decide “you know what, I don’t want to/can’t/won’t be happy doing the thing.” Well done for sticking to your guns.
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