Lmaooo BATE haven’t played a professional game since December imagine their manager calling the squad and telling them to stop painting and fixing pipes to come win against Arsenal 😭😭😭
[during sex]
Me: Hurt me
Her: It’s been more than 5 years since ManUtd challenged for a major trophy
Me: what
Her: You’ll never find someone like Sir Alex Ferguson
Me: stop
Atleti in the CL since 2014:
2014: Choked in the final to Ronaldo
2015: Choked in the QFs to Ronaldo
2016: Choked in the final again to Ronaldo
2017: Lost in the semis to Ronaldo
2019: Lost in R16 to Ronaldo again.
Yuvraj Singh played the World Cup with malignant cancer in his lungs, won it for his team and was judged the best player in the tournament in 2011.
Please sit down sis.
We’ve been on COVID-19 lockdown for a longer time than Salman Khan spent in jail for killing endangered species, illegally using firearms, and a hit-and-run case combined.