Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️ @Thando_Nje Twitter profile

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

4 years

Guys guys I'm not going to emotionally blackmail you into supporting my hustle by saying I'm a single parent who doesn't have grandparents who hasn't had a boyfriend in 2 years even though these are all true Throws available for R250 180×250cm

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

This kind of weather must be hard for "real men" angithi they don't buy ama gown and slippers mbheke manje he's watching TV nge leather jacket nama tekkie

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@Thando_Nje

2 years

I, Thando Ngwenya, single parent with no grandparents was chosen out of thousands of applicants to complete a semester in China, I'm leaving on Wednesday

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@Thando_Nje

2 years

Saxabaniswa yi Tupperware, so this is how I get iskaftin now

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

@JusBhekie There's this beautiful 10 year old girl who thinks its ok to follow me to the bathroom. All I ask for is privacy to poop in peace

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

A good thing

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

Walking in JHB CBD These ladies that sell hair: "hello chomi, wozobona darly" Me:

LIGUEY REK 🇸🇳🇸🇳

@ibnOmar27

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

Yeah this is when you throw the whole child away

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@fcfortune My mom's friend stayed with her husband who was a serial cheater and emotionally abusive until she got pregnant, dude came with his mom to the hospital after she gave birth 🤭 sis told them to leave as the father of the baby was on his way

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Flashed his ass crack every time he got out of the car

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

4 years

Pep Home R250 and R300

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

@NonhlahlaNkuna Americans call that ghetto twins 😂😂

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

My friend has been at her man's house from Wednesday and sis is bloated because she can't poop 🤣🤣😭😭

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

3 years

My daughter started asking and wanting to find out more about salvation from when she was 8 At age 9 she decided by herself to accept Jesus as her Lord and Savior Few days before she turns 11 she chose to get baptised 🥺🥺 what an honour it is to be her mom

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

3 years

Theology without the Holy Spirit can be very very harmful

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

Someone said the entertainment industry in South Africa is just a group of friends who do stuff together

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@PhilMphela

4 years

CASTING NEWS: Kuli Roberts to star in #TheQueenMzansi Media personality Roberts will saunter into the The Queen universe as socialite, housewife & good-doer Mildred Sefatsa. Roberts will make her on screen debut in July. Congrats Queen 👸🏾

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

Sarah Jakes could easily start a cult in SA, she has our sisters in a choke hold

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

@POWER987News Where are they supposed to get masks and gloves when the privileged have emptied out the shelves

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@Thando_Nje

1 year

@Ketso28 I was telling someone this the other day, this doesn't scare me, my God is bigger than all of this

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@LegoabeKate We don't have a Dior store in southy angithi, don't you think that's why she's asking where she can get them? Oh and on top of that you are assuming she can't afford it nisile nina busy telling her to go to Mr Price, niyamazi lo sisi

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

@Mikobear @Kamphumzen Leaving the country over cigarettes yet you stayed under apartheid 🤔 interesting

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

Breast reduction prices at Helen Joseph Hospital ladies @GirlTalkZA #GirlTalkZA #GirlsTalkZA

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

4 years

@_JamesWiles No rubber bullets no water canons, must be nice

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

@BlvckSnow_Beatz Somebody is grieving and you're making it about you 🥴🥴 you're not a good person

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@_uZamo "I know uyajola but at least he comes home to me"

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

1 year

My daughter is reading the Bible for her own benefit 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

Purity and holiness is still the standard even for Christian men 😐😐

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

We truly serve a living God

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@Lona_mng Was invited by a friend to go running with them and all the caucasian ladies kept calling me "sisi" 😒😒

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

I sell homeware guys please RT

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

4 years

Found this in the car this morning 🥺🥺 my daughter is everything

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

@amukelani_02 😭😭😭😭 all her ice cream tubs are at my house

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

Did this for my daughter today #GirlTalkZA

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

PicknPay Clothing #GirlTalkZA

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

7 years

#AllBlackWithADoek honouring an Icon a Hero a Mother RIP Mama Winnie

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

@Letsang 🥺 I had to organize with our upstairs neighbour who's daughter is my daughter's friend if they could both be on their respective balconies at the same time at least for an hour, they have to shout in order to hear each other but it has helped my daughter a lot

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

4 years

If they don't sing this song at my wedding I'd be so upset, I want the braas band as well

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

3 years

@Thando_Mybru Genuine question neh, how are contraceptives linked to promiscuity

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@TshidiBaby_ Farmers Market, Harties, Bali, Zara 🙆🏿‍♀️ isn't it a good thing that more of us can afford these things 🤷🏿‍♀️ haai people are strange

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

Conversations I have with myself 👇🏿

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

@SizweDhlomo Not in South Africa We are a society of very early risers and that does nothing for us, phuma endlini ngo 6am uzobona just how many people are already out and about

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

3 years

My relationship with God will never be the same as yours If you are formal with God then that's your business, I talk to Him like a father and I am fully vulnerable and completely open and honest with Him

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

You won't always get chills or have tears every time you pray, you won't all of a sudden feel refreshed and invincible after every prayer but keep on praying

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

I refuse to be a Christian who stays up all night everyday fighting "demons, alters and curses" I know about the FINISHED WORKS OF THE CROSS

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@Thando_Nje

1 year

Don't let perfume snobs shame you from buying what you can afford, some of those Arab perfumes are amazing and they last Even if your perfume doesn't last, carry it with you and dash it throughout the day

YOUR FAVORITE PERFUMER🥰❤️

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1 year

Perfume Twitter: What Opinion about perfumes will have you like this?

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

Make private parts private again siyacela bantu beNkosi 😭😭😭

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

4 years

@pamela_mtanga Taking off your wig and putting on a cap or a hoodie because being a woman here is an extreme sport

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

3 years

@JamilFarouk "Educate him don't cancel him, everybody makes mistakes" 🙄🙄

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@Thando_Nje

6 years

@sindivanzyl I played "Namhla Nkosi ngiyamangala umangibheka emuva" by Joyous Celebration 🤷🏿‍♀️ I forgot the name of the actual song

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

I ask my friend's 4 year old what the disciples said to Jesus when they were in the boat in the middle of the storm, did this child not say they said "vuka vuka mfethu" 😭😭😭😭

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

Why are people so impatient with learner drivers? Had to help this lady just now move her car from isteep and she was in tears because other drivers were hooting and shouting at her 😪 haai guys we've all been learner drivers, patience goes a long way

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

This belief that Christians shouldn't be rich must come to an end

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@Nsikoe Ka mmao

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

We cannot speak things that are contrary to our prayers Your tongue as a child of God holds so much power Have a good day

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@POWER987News Were the white people in Makro wearing masks and gloves yesterday

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Christians who have a personality are my favorite

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@Thando_Nje

7 years

Ladies would any of you consider doing this @GirlTalkZa #GirlTalkZA

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

@ThickLeeyonce I don't agree with you as not all types of skinny are accepted. Society embraces small waists, big asses and big boobs which is not how all skinny women look. Body positivity should embrace all women

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@OBanyini 🤣🤣 buy them for him as a gift maybe he'll start wearing them

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

2 years

Ebukhoneni Bakhe kunenjabulo

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

3 years

Guys my baby got baptised today 🥺🥺 I'm such a proud mommy

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

Married men at home right now

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@Thando_Nje

2 years

@naledimashishi They know the difference, they know how to be decent human beings only when it suits them

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Very thin line between being a straight talker and being rude

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Divorce cannot separate you from the love of God

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

My birthday is in 30 days, so I'll be sharing 30 bible verses that speak about who and what I am in Christ

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

Good morning Nam nginaso 👇🏿

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Baby girl is 11 🥳🥳

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

@gracefullyIoved @Thembisile_Q Do you have a laptop and a steady internet connection, try Prolific and complete their surveys and case studies, I got R200 from doing 2 surveys

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Please pray for uFikile she's fighting for her life right now in hospital Please call her by name Fikile Hlope

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

@KayGeezus @JusBhekie 😂 but how can you say no

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

5 years

@sya_nkabinde @VinceMat01 The Doritos ad "mmmmm cheese"

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

My perfect babygirl and I #TheBigSmileChallenge

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

I still believe in belonging and serving in a local church

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

We looked so good yesterday

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@Thando_Nje

1 year

3 hours to go, sengi ready

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Sthandwa 🇿🇦🇨🇳🏴‍☠️

@Thando_Nje

4 years

Dumi Masilela died 3 years ago!!!! Men will have your replacement khona lapho at your funeral

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Every time he got out of the car he would flash his ashy butt crack

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@Thando_Nje

4 years

@BarOne_SA @Juanita_Khumalo I really think this would've worked better if they said its her cheat snack

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@iamGiftedstill

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@Thando_Nje

10 months

Got a qualification from the National University of Defense Technology in China

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@Khanstillday

10 months

EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Confidence is on 100

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@Thando_Nje

11 months

My daughter is moving from Sunday school to Youth ministry

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

@fcfortune Went through his phone and I found out he got 2 ladies pregnant and he tried to rape me that same night because I wouldn't sleep with him 🙃 but he's dead now so

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@Thando_Nje

2 years

@Ketso28 They called that woman names and said it was traumatic for the child My heart breaks for all those parents who lost their kids

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

Uyifunde 3 times iTweet ka bae ubone ukuthi noooo man akakhulumi ngam lomuntu 🤔🤔

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@Thando_Nje

1 year

A wedding guest

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

uMama womthandazo 🙌🏿

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@Thando_Nje

2 years

@DumileDlamini4 Yes, also I had to be pretty

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Humans don't turn into angels once they die

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@Thando_Nje

2 years

Also I wore makeup today

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@Thando_Nje

6 years

@SlaViiT_Tso @mO_Moremi A nigga once said "ngi bambe amabele baby"

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@Thando_Nje

5 years

@JamesonC_M As it is

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@Thando_Nje

6 years

Hey guys if you work in HR or you know of any job openings please contact me, we have started an organisation where we help young people get employment. We fix their CV's and prep them for interviews, we do not make any money from this. Please RT thank you

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Generational blessings 🙌🏿 we're tired of hearing about curses

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@Thando_Nje

1 year

@I_am_Bucie @NontuNgonyama @Zar_Ntseto Question, when are we holding the men accountable

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

When I moved into this place I literally only had a 3/4 bed and a laptop Right now I'm sitting here comfortably kwami and just thinking about how good God has been to me 🥺🥺

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

@motsepe_rems @Luyanda_Maf Bathong you will most definitely find another parking spot, I honestly don't understand why this is even up for debate. People living with disabilities don't have the luxury of having 100 parking spots open, normally its only those 3 available to them

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@Thando_Nje

3 years

Happy Saturday

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