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3 years

I miss Dhoni….for real, no jokes, no trolling. Genuinely miss him. Atleast had faith in Kohli.

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Kim Gong Uly is not good for Indian cricket. Shame. 👎🏾 #Cricket

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Chokesh Rahul//ART OF CHOKING IMPORTANT MATCHES//Skills//Tricks//2016-22

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Ravichandrayan Isrowin should not be captain please 😭🙏🏾

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Pujara and Rahane in Tests since 2020

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Rohit Sharma, Kutti Story, choker of ICC KOs, choker of IPL KOs too 😭

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Jasprit Bumrah has more number of no balls (6) than number of wickets (4) in ICC knockout matches across all formats. Oh MI God! [OptaThalavenger]

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Daniel Alexander spotted collecting payment from Pakistan

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3 years

Bro Kohli picked the team according to the pitch conditions, not the flat ground on your bald head

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Rohit Sharma’s belly is bigger than Pakistan’s area

Abdullah

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Dude you have Rohit Sharma as your test captain. Relax

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Ben Stokes to get out on 36 as a tribute to India’s 36 allout in a test innings, caught by Joshua Da Silva on a length ball from Alzarri Joseph, thank me later

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2 years

Thala Dhoni MASS DA 🔥

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Abey shunya kumar ji😭🙏🏾

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Babar Azam asking Thala Dhoni how to play useless tuk tuk knocks like him in PSL on flat pitch and 60m boundaries

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All this just to get whitewashed in England, Australia, and then lose horribly in England, and then run away from Australia. Simply the best 5G tactician of all time Thala Dhoni 😀

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I love fans. True voice of the game. Kohli is the people’s champion. And you cannot put down the champion of the people, no matter what you do. His rocks will always be there to support him. No matter what. #ShameOnBCCI

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Rohit “Shitman” Sharma: the Elephant of ICC Knockout Games 🔥 #SackRohit

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Babar Azam as a t20 batter is Embabarassing

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Someone called Rahane Dholu Bholu and the accuracy is hilarious 😭

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Chokesh Rahul leaving Kumble in PBSDK only to go to Vettori in Lucknow

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3 years

Life is complete. Virat Kohli is sitting at a window’s seat and I saw him 2m away. Live in the flesh. Fucking hell, surreal bro.

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Rahane walking out to bat these days for India:

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New slander name alert: Duckolas Norun 😭😭😭

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2 years

@ponananthvs 8*(5) vs AUS 2007 30* (16) vs PAK 2007 33(50) vs SL 2013😭😭 9(14) vs ENG 2013😭 24(13) vs SA 2014 29(26) vs SL 2014😭 137(126) vs BAN 2015 34(48) vs AUS 2015 43(31) vs WI 2016😭 123*(129) vs BAN 2017 0(3) vs PAK 2017😭 1(4) vs NZ 2019😭😭😭 27(28) vs ENG 2022😭

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3 years

Ganguly after sacking Kohli from all formats

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Jharkhand wicketkeeper having below average strike rate in a t20 game? We have seen this before 🥶

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3 years

Same energy

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Hari Om

Chander Shekhar Luthra

@shekharluthra

3 years

Is BCCI in crisis? Apparently, rumours are doing the rounds that two bosses of Indian cricket are trying hard to isolate one top boss by instructing staff to not cooperate with him. Interesting times ahead... #BCCI #IndianCricket #SouravGanguly @venkatatweets @TNCACricket

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Is it just me or Odean Smith looks like black Boria Majumdar 😭

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⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This is not Wordle. This is Dhoni's innings progression from when run rate is achievable until it becomes impossible

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Bumrah when he has to bowl to Lord Shardul

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Never leaving this app

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3 years

I normally never am one to do analysis on cricket here cause I stick to trolling, but in this case, I wanna debunk this take I see on CT here, the fact that Kohli is finished Kohli’s played JUST 6 ODIs, 10 Tests, and 11 T20Is since the pandemic started. Laughable really. (1/n)

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Virat Kohli's ODI tons with a SR of 100+: 28 Rohit Sharma ODI career tons: 29 Levels😭

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Before the cricket world knew of Usman Khawaja and Scott Boland, only Thala Dhoni knew these two cricketers 5 years ago! Credit goes to Thala Dhoni for discovering these gems, truly the best captain of all time! 😊🙏🏾

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3 years

KL Rahul on about the number he wears on his jersey:

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2 years

“the trophy madman is coming” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Johns.

@CricCrazyJohns

2 years

Team is ready, captain is ready, time for the big game, the trophy madman is coming, all the best Rohit & his men for the T20 World Cup 2022.

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I credit Kohli for a lotta things, introducing a fitness culture, managing the workload of bowlers etc. fact that he as a captain hasn’t had a say in dropping the both of these clowns is baffling for me, especially since he never shies from taking hard decisions. Had to be said.

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Cricket is Coming Home When India wins the Pataudi ft. the Peaky Blinders Dubbed by Thalavenger.

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Since the COVID 19 pandemic began, Cummins has donated(36 lakhs) more to Indian fund than Dhoni(1 lakh). Impact.

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@Quick__Single Thalavenger

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@flipkartsupport Order ID: CT2017WT2016N0B4LL

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2 years

Ajinkya Rahane plays the same way in every format. True all format great.

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Crazy how even the Queen is closer to a 100 than Bokli himself is these days 😭

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@Thalavenger

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@daniel86cricket Daniel Alexander take this ratio!

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Me and the other viewers when @WadePlem drops a breakdown at rapid breakneck pace

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Virat Kohli’s average in this T20 World Cup (98.66) is greater than Babar Azam’s strike rate in this T20 World Cup (93.23) Keep to your incredible air show and Team36 tweets. No comparisons here 👍🏾 @daniel86cricket

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Mumbai Indians bowling apart from 8 overs of Bumrah and Archer

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Messi indirectly ending Sanghis now, GOAT in my books 😭

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Boria Majumdar is finished

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POV: Kohli everytime he is dismissed in 2022

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IPL returns, I blame Thala Dhobi

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What the fuck man, people making jokes about this. Fuck every single one of you. Hope he’s okay.

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Bumrah WTC Final|| Highlights|| Swing and seam|| clutch god|| better than Wasim Akram?

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Random batter: *hits six and takes single* Commentators to each other:

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Pant as permanent no 4 and consistency in selection 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

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When Daddy Chameera is rested for the game tomorrow

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3 years

@daniel86cricket @imtheguy007 No original jokes from state sponsored Lankan, Daniel Alexander since 24th October 2021, last good joke was 152/0 in a t20 game between India and Pakistan. This ratio will be rated. #Cricket

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This proves nobody in India wants to litter in Dhoni’s name. That’s Thala Dhoni for you! 😎

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Thala Dhoni and his 5G batting, Its not a master stroke! Just a show off! 🤣

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Lanka so bad that Bhuvi is completing a tour without injury

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SRK has been very underpar albeit in a difficult role in the IPL despite massive domestic success. But Tamil/CSK fans won't show the same hatred for him that they show to Parag who is atleast 6 years younger. Shows that most of the hatred doesn't come for cricketing reasons.

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Only 8 batters have faced as much Back of Length + short ball bowling as Kohli(1754) since India vs England 2012. Only Pujara has faced more short balls+ BoL(1839): VK: 56 avg at 58 SR Rahane: 46 avg at 57 SR Pujara: 44 avg at 46 SR 'No backfoot game' 🤣

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THALAVENGER X VIRAT KOHLI X KINGDOM The king is back. And so is the kingdom. I may troll you but I love you forever. @imVkohli

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Virat Kohli is out jogging to disappoint his fans for the 71st time

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Just shows that my idol Dhobi has commitment to neither his family nor his country 😭

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Getting 36 all out in Australia and running back home ain't for everyone..

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Golgappan and his Global Spotfixing League employees saying “well constructed” for every small thing Dravid does

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Without Thala With Thala this is The Thala Dhoni effect. What a batsman Shivam Dube

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Daniel Alexander if Chandimal and Kohli hit a century on the same day:

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3 years

Today I was taking attendance in my class I called out roll no 36 and that person was absent I kept calling 36 many times and no one responded Shame on you Daniel Alexander for not being present in my class!

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Nahhh BCCI replaced a captain who couldn’t cross group stage of wc with a captain who couldn’t cross groups stages of the fucking asia cup😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Thalavenger

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My name is VIRAT CHOKLI, commander of the 24AVG in Test, intent merchant in Test & loyal servant to the true King, ChoKing. Husband to useless runs and a Planter thru my wife's acc. People call me Chokli bc I'm the definition of being finished in my own book. @daniel86cricket

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Rohit vs Harshal 6 inngs 27 runs 3 outs SR 117.39 Harshal Gurunath Sharma 😭😭😭

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Shami after his biryani today for lunch:

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Kohli would have scored 80-90 here from 50 balls and taken us to 180 where hipster people would be dissing him for anchoring, Chuview will make a dick shaped graph with python code using viagra to convince why Kohli was 90 runs short

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Daniel Alexander celebrating the Sri Lanka win today:

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Rohit Sharma Knockouts Anthem

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@dweplea @Hramblings @bhogleharsha I recommend MRF ZLX for sheer comfort and long life

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Rohit Sharma doesn't get enough criticism for his captaincy. - DK as finisher dropped midway without any reason in 2 tournaments. - Played his 40yo friend Ash in Aus over Bishnoi. - Played Ishan pre WC and dropped. - Hurried Bumrah's return and complained about bowling in KO

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Face reveal

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“Successful opener” even bottle opener is more useful than Gambhir in test matches

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The BCCI will give a free hand to Gautam Gambhir to select the coaching staff. - It's not clear whether there'll be any batting coach as Gambhir himself was a successful opener. (Express Sports).

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Tukuraj without UAE pitches:

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@ponananthvs Let me sing a kutti story pay attention listen to me if you want take it or else venam tension leave it baby life is very short nanba smash Bangladesh only and choke every where else Palavidha problems will come and go Still 5 IPLs I got carried

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No honor amongst trolls. 183. 😎

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Vijayappan Alagakumar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Pant when he sees no bald spinner in NZ lineup

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Indian batter Rohit Sharma has gotten injured for a tour to South Africa, England, New Zealand, and Australia atleast once respectively (4) more than the overseas test centuries he has in SENA (1) #Cricket 🇮🇳🇿🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇿🇦🇺 Shitman. [OptaThalavenger]

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Finally! Babar Azam has double digit runs in ICC T20 World Cup 2022 0(1) 4(9) 4(5) 6(15) Impressive average of 3.5 at strike rate of 48SR 🔥🔥🔥 Massively overrated 😂 @daniel86cricket

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@Thalavenger

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Honorable Ganjoo saab only praises the leadership of my idol captain mastermind thala Dhoni without any bias🙏🙏 That's why Thala is the greatest ever. I hope he gets to eat kebabs instead of balls for this achievement from now

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Just wondering how we won without Kohli's "presence" in Australia. Ah right. That was "Kohli's team". Once your biased, you're post-truth. You can construct whatever narrative whenever you like.

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Top donors for Kohli's fundraiser are all brands he endorses, rich celebrities and people he is friends with. He even has a stake in MPL who donated 5cr. The fundraiser was a great idea & Virushka have contributed to the cause in monetary terms way more than what's being told. 👍

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Neeraj Chopra: Thala Dhoni's tips helped me win Olympic medal in Javelin. He is truly the icon that deserves nothing but respect.

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Shreyas Iyer has more runs in his debut match vs No.1 Test Team in ICC Rankings, New Zealand 🇳🇿(155 at the time of this tweet) than Ajinkya Rahane in the entirety of 2021 Pataudi Trophy against 4th ranked team, England (109) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nohane. [OptaThalavenger] #Cricket

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Salah after Ambani buys Liverpool

Anfield Watch

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2 years

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool could be set for an Indian takeover with multi-billionaire Mukesh Ambani interest in buying the club. #lfc [mirror]

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First Ka Thirst!

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ESPN Cricinfo employees have started sarcastically mocking Kohli getting some credit for Bumrah's rise in Tests saying he had good FC record while their beloved Monga wrote this shit when Bumrah was given his debut and bashed the move back then. Absolute wankers😭

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My idol Thala Dhobi has more number of FIRs registered against him (8) than he has wins in SENA as test captain (2) 😭 supreme in the court. [OptaThalavenger]

Shivam Bajpai

@JBreakingBajpai

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बिहार के बेगूसराय सीजेएम कोर्ट में भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम के पूर्व कप्तान महेंद्र सिंह धोनी समेत आठ लोगों के खिलाफ मामला दर्ज करवाया गया है। यह मामला उत्पाद के लिए सीएनएफ देने और फिर वापस कर 30 लाख का चेक बाउंस होने का मामला है। (1/2) #MahendraSinghDhoni #MSDhoni #BiharNews

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The way Dhoni FC yaps about ICC trophies:

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