Mr MatchMaker @Tha_Mentalist Twitter profile

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

8 years

You're single because you press toothpaste from anywhere

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

Laycon told me about the Sickle Cell stuff way back in 2017 and well now that he has mentioned it himself, here is what he said about the condition

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Mr MatchMaker

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7 years

Someone proposed to his fiancee at the wedding i attended on Saturday and security kicked them out 😩

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Mr MatchMaker

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5 years

In 2014, i lost my ex to a corper. Na why till today if i dey drive and i see any corper for road, i fit jam am

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5 years

Sco pa tu manaa.

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6 years

Nigerian pharmacies are a complete disgrace. How can you not have malaria drug but you have sliced bread🤦‍♂️

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

"I'm a social media influencer, brand activist, digital marke.." Twitter:

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

2 months

@ebubeczn How many of you are actually falling ??!???

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

Witchcraft 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Buhari abeg stay London permanently, we take God beg you

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Jay Jay Okocha just dissed our president "It's always good to see young/female presidents watch their national teams at the top level unlike the old people we have back home" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

U're not savage You're actually rude,uncouth,impudent, uncivil, disrespectful, mannerless,illbred, churlish, crass, curt, brusque,ungracious, graceless, brash,uncivilized, unrefined, unpolished, common, low, plebeian, philistine, rustic, crude, gross

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Mr MatchMaker

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9 months

@spectatorindex He needs another $10billion aid from his sugar daddy Joe

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

Best place to argue is on LinkedIn. Everybody there is cautious and respectful because you dont know who your next employer will be. Besides you cant brag about feeding someone's generation there, they'll tag your company immediately

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

You'll dream of being a doctor , then go ahead to study microbiology and end up at Zenith bank

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Someone had already started this #SexForGrades groundwork last year. Kudos to Monica Osagie, for leading the charge.

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Mr MatchMaker

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3 years

This sh!t kills me everytime cos i can relate 😩🤣😭😤😤

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Alexis Sanchez go dey carry that ring go every match till den breakup.

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5 years

Best goal celebration and Marriage proposal ever? #NFFCShow

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10 months

@DailyLoud Mike Tyson got that dawg in him

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

How to move in 2019

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Mr MatchMaker

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9 days

Lmaooooo i miss Yusuf Buhari tbh. Manz was just riding power bikes around ABJ and trying his best to k!ll himself without disturbing/gaslighting Nigerians

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

@iwanimawocha your voice has this minty scent

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

Scored hattrick today in street soccer and they didnt let me take the ball home 😭😩

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

This food that tastes like cement. If you eat this food and die, no heaven or hell for you. You'll be hanging around for vengeance

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@It_Chioma

10 months

Allen Ikeja Street Food Is🔥🔥🔥

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

All Unilag students that stay on campus are bedbug carriers. Never allow them in your house

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6 years

Seriously Jumia?

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

Its called Liquefied natural gas for a reason. We really need to reform our education in this country

Mc_pilot7

@McPilot7

10 months

This is very bad and heartbreaking 💔… what’s this country turning to ?

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

7 years

What Igbo men will do just for a male child

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

7 years

Yesterday night my trafficator fell on 3rd Mainland and i parked immediately. I didnt know the exact spot where it fell so i was pacing up and down. One Mopol saw me and said "Hope no be say u wan jump inside water bcos na bullet u go collect if u try am" 😂

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Mr MatchMaker

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9 months

Miracles are not supposed to make sense. In 2009, my sister's wedding was fixed for July 4 which is peak rainy season. The family showed concerned but she and her husband believed there will be no rain. Throughout mid-June to July 1st, It rained everyday. July 2nd, the sun

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@ozii_baba

9 months

When you think you have heard it all...

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

Tbh if Arewa folks storm Naija's senate building, they will also come out alive

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

We wont mourn any of our loved ones in the remaining months of 2018

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Toke and Mercy Aigbe should come and repair the pothole at Anthony since they're the ones spending taxpayers money

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

This happened to one of our staff. They arrested him in Munich for presenting a fake 500 Euro at the mall. It was after interrogation and intervention of our German office that he was released. We later escalated to our Bank where he collected it before traveling and they denied

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10 months

Ooh Nigeria has happened to me I’m writing this with so much despair, on the 24 January, 2023 I deposited the sum of 5000 euros to my domicinary account at @Sterling_Bankng @suleimana at…No 9 Ali Alikilu Road Kaduna branch Nigeria. I went to the bank on the 30th of May, 2023…

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

When asked in an interview "What are your weaknesses", don't go and be saying katikati. Give specific examples e.g 1) I'm accused of being too detailed, but i'm learning to find a balance 2) My presentation skill is a little below average but i'm working on it alread

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Mr MatchMaker

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4 years

Omohtee - "If i die, let it be known that Dr Anu of Medcontour killed me" Dr Anu - "Let God's Will be done"

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Olamide cannot sign all the yoruba upcoming artistes with talent. Folks need to stop tagging him

I am...

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5 years

O je kewa eng: Nigerian music edition

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

"You don't look Yoruba" RT if someone has ever said this to you

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Mr MatchMaker

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7 years

My colleague is a legend Successfully took his 3 girlfriends on Vals date at different locations btw the hours of 5pm and 10pm yesterday. Took his wife to a late night movie and dinner and arrived the office by 7:30a.m this morning.

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Mr MatchMaker

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1 year

@mikedyrated @alozieee Don't ever in your life tell my babe to rest, what's wrong with you?

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Black Americans have to be the most ignorant set of people on earth

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

The driver behind me called me ashawo and womanizer all bcos i allowed a woman enter my front in traffic 😩😩

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

When you arrive Lagos for the first time and you've lost Uncle Emeka's address😩

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@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

This is Regina Askia, 3 decades after being the most beautiful girl in Nigeria

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

If you have Bachelor's degree in any discipline and you are interested to work with the Bank of Industry popularly called B.O.I. Pls forward ur cv to: mesotu @boi .ng RT for your TL

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11 months

@Wizarab10 Not sure Messi can catch this guy

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Guy leaves his girl that stood by him through thick and thin for a rich and famous babe. "Men are trash" Girl leaves her devoted guy for a recently rich and popular dude. "She deserves the best abeg" Double standard

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

@itsLaycon blessings bro

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@espn came from the future to tell you guys, he was right

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4 years

Your immune system when you start coughing after lockdown

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Mr MatchMaker

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4 months

@TheDunkCentral Ja is wilding again

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

Some of you will still have this thing called money but you're so much in a hurry. You're like the sun that wants to rise by midnight

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6 years

I agree. There should be a weekly competition by husband and wife to determine who's the head of house

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

That Rojo handball is not a penalty. The ball came off his head first. You should be asking Ighalo why he didn't score

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

1 year

@Abdullahiabba_ @instablog9ja Sorry Sambo. Goodluck to your North

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

i remember a colleague doing this to one politician's daughter that came to train with us on her first day. Next morning babe came with 3 escort vehicles and a bentley, that's when we knew who we now work for

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4 years

last place i worked, some senior lady sent me to buy her food. next day, i drove a g wagon to work as a silent warning.

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

@BashirAhmaad Only the Hausa/Fulani man with 7up and Water melon. Typical reality of Nigeria

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Most offices send their young graduates to go and be buying food

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

7 years

I have never seen so much truth in a post. God help us

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

I don commot for Segalink and Feminist co back. Back to Rinu and Macaroni

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Mr MatchMaker

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6 years

N1million is the new 100k

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

I am livid right now actually. When are we going to talk about the power of pussy in the corporate world?

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

9 months

@BronGotGame @TheDunkCentral Enjoy greatness and stop setting up Bron on every post you nerd

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

My neighbour tampered with his prepaid meter and hardly bought units. Dude told me i should do same but i refused. Today, Nepa came for compliance monitoring and discovered it. Now his meter has been seized and he's been billed over N1m

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

8 years

Dollar at N500 Sardine at N300 Pure water at N250 And we Nigerians haven't gone to war. You should congratulate us for our maturity

Muhammadu Buhari

@MBuhari

8 years

I also again commend President @JDMahama for his maturity and statesmanship. Ghana has once again set a great example.

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

This boy is sending me 😭😭😭😭😭

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Losing 2 - 0 at home with 73% possession and no shot on goal in the 2nd half. Papa Ajao Barcelona

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

So they closed 3rd Mainland so that they can put Buhari's poster everywhere. WTH

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Like this tweet and i'll tell you your surname

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

7 years

You have to memorize all the potholes while driving. its part of nigerian syllabus

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@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

@Ayo_Goodluck__ @theopeszn you're finished. Anytime you hear shhhhhh, it's your life that is frying

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Chukwudi close this acct fast

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6 years

How to separate fight in Nigeria 😢😭

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1 year

@shannonsharpeee That pop strike on the dawg's head

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

RT to save a life

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

When i meet some Twitter folks outside

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@Tha_Mentalist

9 years

There's notin diz girls wont say

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

So i picked 3 random females yesterday and went to their dm to share 5k each "Can I have your number?" No1: " For what, i dont have time for guys" No2: "sorry i have a bf" No3: "01695***** GTB" Wisdom is profitable

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

3 years

Dated this babe that only knows drive and park in her car. Every other thing is none of her business

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@Tha_Mentalist

9 months

@nerdy_deb @RiezSeulement And sell it

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1 year

@top_girllll @ozzyetomi

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9 months

@yabaleftonline That's a Monitor lizard native to west africa. Komodo dragons can't be found in this part of the world

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@Tha_Mentalist

7 years

@EzraelAni i'm highkey encouraging efficiency. Some bad stories have lessons too else the devil wont be in the Bible

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Happy Birthday to me 🙃

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Deep shi

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@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

@ArewaaConnect Don't cry in our ears please

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@Tha_Mentalist

2 months

@onyekanwelue you're so wrong. Rich people are the most disloyal folks on the planet. They're filled with envy and will get rid of you quickly once you have a small financial problem

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Excel shortcut keys and cheat sheet. RT for someone on your TL who may need it.

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@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

i will never be broke in my life

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

4 years

💡 💡 💡

Laycon

@itsLaycon

4 years

Voting has opened!! THIS IS THE FINAL LAP!!!! Send - - VOTE Laycon - - to 32052 VOTE (In capital letters) L (Capital letter) 'aycon' in small VOTE Laycon Airtel, 9 Mobile, MTN Go go go!!!!

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

1 year

@yhettyqueen1_ @instablog9ja His name will come out on VC's list

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@Tha_Mentalist

10 months

@bibzyCarter Since when i be baby wey i wan suck breast and my mama talk no , i don gba kamu. i no dey ask anything again

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

If Grammys doesnt matter, then album sales doesnt matter too. Nicki isnt the queen of rap, Mc Lyte, Lauryn Hill, Lil Kim are all better lyrically than Nicki and Cardi combined. Unfortunately there was no social media back in their days.

MrWhistle

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6 years

Whether she got #GRAMMMYs or not, Nicki Minaj is still the Queen of Rap. For those who still think the Grammy is the measure of quality music then you should go & ask Nas, or J-Cole & a host of other deserving rappers. Lemme not even bring my man Immortal Technique into this 😁😁

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Instablog charges 70k per advert. Runs averagely 5 adverts per day. 70,000x5 = 350,000 350,000 × 360 days = N126,000,000 per annum

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

7 months

@shivaye01 @historyinmemes Steve Balmer is always unnecessarily pumped up

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

5 years

Like this tweet let me tell you your perfect match

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

6 years

Learn to pick up yourself after a disappointment You're your own therapist

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

7 years

And the winner is...... Gifty

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Mr MatchMaker

@Tha_Mentalist

2 years

People are funny sha. I came in this place with my umbrella and this woman swore it was hers when she was leaving the venue. Apparently someone had taken hers and left so she came to claim mine. I just laughed cos she needs to explain to me how she got to my grandma's burial

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