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Jay Jay Okocha just dissed our president
"It's always good to see young/female presidents watch their national teams at the top level unlike the old people we have back home"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best place to argue is on LinkedIn. Everybody there is cautious and respectful because you dont know who your next employer will be. Besides you cant brag about feeding someone's generation there, they'll tag your company immediately
Lmaooooo i miss Yusuf Buhari tbh.
Manz was just riding power bikes around ABJ and trying his best to k!ll himself without disturbing/gaslighting Nigerians
Yesterday night my trafficator fell on 3rd Mainland and i parked immediately. I didnt know the exact spot where it fell so i was pacing up and down. One Mopol saw me and said "Hope no be say u wan jump inside water bcos na bullet u go collect if u try am" 😂
Miracles are not supposed to make sense.
In 2009, my sister's wedding was fixed for July 4 which is peak rainy season. The family showed concerned but she and her husband believed there will be no rain. Throughout mid-June to July 1st, It rained everyday.
July 2nd, the sun
This happened to one of our staff. They arrested him in Munich for presenting a fake 500 Euro at the mall. It was after interrogation and intervention of our German office that he was released.
We later escalated to our Bank where he collected it before traveling and they denied
Ooh Nigeria has happened to me I’m writing this with so much despair, on the 24 January, 2023 I deposited the sum of 5000 euros to my domicinary account at
@Sterling_Bankng
@suleimana
at…No 9 Ali Alikilu Road Kaduna branch Nigeria. I went to the bank on the 30th of May, 2023…
When asked in an interview "What are your weaknesses", don't go and be saying katikati. Give specific examples e.g
1) I'm accused of being too detailed, but i'm learning to find a balance
2) My presentation skill is a little below average but i'm working on it alread
My colleague is a legend
Successfully took his 3 girlfriends on Vals date at different locations btw the hours of 5pm and 10pm yesterday. Took his wife to a late night movie and dinner and arrived the office by 7:30a.m this morning.
If you have Bachelor's degree in any discipline and you are interested to work with the Bank of Industry popularly called B.O.I.
Pls forward ur cv to:
mesotu
@boi
.ng
RT for your TL
Guy leaves his girl that stood by him through thick and thin for a rich and famous babe. "Men are trash"
Girl leaves her devoted guy for a recently rich and popular dude. "She deserves the best abeg"
Double standard
i remember a colleague doing this to one politician's daughter that came to train with us on her first day. Next morning babe came with 3 escort vehicles and a bentley, that's when we knew who we now work for
My neighbour tampered with his prepaid meter and hardly bought units. Dude told me i should do same but i refused. Today, Nepa came for compliance monitoring and discovered it. Now his meter has been seized and he's been billed over N1m
So i picked 3 random females yesterday and went to their dm to share 5k each
"Can I have your number?"
No1: " For what, i dont have time for guys"
No2: "sorry i have a bf"
No3: "01695***** GTB"
Wisdom is profitable
@onyekanwelue
you're so wrong. Rich people are the most disloyal folks on the planet. They're filled with envy and will get rid of you quickly once you have a small financial problem
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If Grammys doesnt matter, then album sales doesnt matter too. Nicki isnt the queen of rap, Mc Lyte, Lauryn Hill, Lil Kim are all better lyrically than Nicki and Cardi combined. Unfortunately there was no social media back in their days.
Whether she got
#GRAMMMYs
or not, Nicki Minaj is still the Queen of Rap. For those who still think the Grammy is the measure of quality music then you should go & ask Nas, or J-Cole & a host of other deserving rappers. Lemme not even bring my man Immortal Technique into this 😁😁
People are funny sha. I came in this place with my umbrella and this woman swore it was hers when she was leaving the venue. Apparently someone had taken hers and left so she came to claim mine. I just laughed cos she needs to explain to me how she got to my grandma's burial