Tapiwa Kayira @Tha_Cattleya Twitter profile

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

We reacreated the first frame 2017 vs 2021

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Dj Nyimbo ikhale congratulations ya Ada.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Here is the Man that has stolen my heart; I hope we make the best out the intimacy we have now Ase.❣️❤️

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 months

Kodi mukuona ngati Ku private sector kuno we are not underpaid? Koma mmationa tikuchedwa Ku ntchito? You take advantage of the already failed system.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Happy birthday to the man I Love. ❤️💕

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 year

Komaso kupatula Mpira ,DSTV ilibe phindu kwenikweni.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 year

Miss Malawi simuwanena za crown?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Balloon day 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Thank you baba God 🙏

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

She talks about this car so much, and her husband listened. Surprised her last night. Marry people who listen to you.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Shuuuu. Second degree loading. 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

I want to graduate again. With an LLB this time. But the thought of going back to do another undergrad is draining. But that profession has always been my dream 😭

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Walked into ABC Clinic exactly a year ago today at 6 a.m with a bad stomach ache.Teatment turned to be a surgery of an ectopic pregnancy that had raptured. All I can say Is God is wonderful. Cause everything that followed after 17th October 2021 was DEVASTATING!

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

I have finally applied for an ATM with National Bank. They said I should check after three weeks, but for my own peace of mind, I will check in March, 2023.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 months

As for me, I will cook for my husband even if it's at 3 am. Ngati ndimaphikila chibwenzi nde munthu wa forever nkakanike?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Class of 2021 finale dinner.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Tiyeni 🥳🥳🥳

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Bingu would have had us locked down by now by force by fire. Shoot to kill if you're in the streets. 😂

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Sattar is only 42? And he had our fathers in his pockets like that?😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Mwaonatu zomwe Tay Grin Wamuyambitsa Namadingo.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Before i graduate by the grace of God this Saturday, i want to talk about this Baddie that almost led me to serious depression and all the people that helped me get through it; A Thread.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Munthu ndiwe millionaire bwinobwino, elbow mbuu choncho bwanji?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Ku tiyeni kuja tabwelako ndi Covid-19 Feeling very shitty. Blocked nose. Loss of appetite. Feeling feverish. Kutopa. Eish. Going to be in self isolation for the next 14 days. Untill the next 'TIYENI', need to beat this chinese virus.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 months

Kodi can't we sue some of these artists for wasting our bundles?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Let's go win💃💃💃

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Ndimati ndikuuzeni kuti Mukamabwela in my DM muziziwa kuti munthune ndinabadwa 1993. Zikomo

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Cleaned up nice ⭐💫

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

21 days

30+1 Happy birthday to me 🥳👑

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 months

Koma DPP really wants us to vote for an 84 yr old man? What is the reason?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Ku Malawi kumakhala kokoma untill it's your turn kuti upakometse pa Malawi.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Thank God for this new age

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Just remembered how people i was chilling with back discouraged me not to go back to school cause they couldn't exempt me one year and four years was too long. But Allas! Little did they know i had already made my decision. Lelo ndi ili ndikulemba mayeso omaliza pa CU!!!🥳🥳

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Tiyeni 🤸

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Back to this tweet to let you all know that I'm officially and statistically FREE FROM COVID-19. My test came out NEGATIVE and a while ago and I've never been so happier. It also marks 14 days of isolation. Boi, it wasn't easy at all. My mental health was in the mud....

Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Ku tiyeni kuja tabwelako ndi Covid-19 Feeling very shitty. Blocked nose. Loss of appetite. Feeling feverish. Kutopa. Eish. Going to be in self isolation for the next 14 days. Untill the next 'TIYENI', need to beat this chinese virus.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

5 years

26th year is here 🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

A reminder; There is a new degree holder in town 😊❤ 📷: @A_Foto_Princie 🤵:Trina the Tailor MUA:Ellina

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 year

Anthu olemela ndi achina Thom Mpinganjira omwewa. Enanu you're living a descent life and enafe we are surviving.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

My brother, all i can do is cherish the time we spent on this earth. The gap you have left will never be filled. Ine chonena ndiline, ali ndi mayankho ndi ambuye za imfa yako. Rest well Gibson ❤

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 year

Twin affair 💗

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

13 days

Koma Ukraine. Anzanu amadikila chimanga chiduletu 😭

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

It's dimples for me 😌 Tiyeni🥳

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Tizicheza pano koma izi zomanyozelaka makolozi, it's not it.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 year

But to answer your question. Ndidakali mommo kwambili. Thanks for checking.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

This economy is already tough on everyone. Nde if you are taking money without the intention of not giving back, mulodzedwa.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

7 months

Kodi fuel adakali pa K2,530 pompaja? 😂 My first Win of 2024 🥳 It's been nothing but God's grace and speed ❤️

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Chi Type changa #WCW 🥰❤

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

For the people that have been asking me why I have gained weight in a short time; I am not a foodie koma Peace of mind and good dick osamaipheketsa. ✌️

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Let's win 💃🤸

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

I make sure I pack a very nice breakfast for mans. Mwamuna wa ndaniyo azikanyozeka ku office 😂

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Koma Ku Miss Malawi ku kuli ntchito. Eehh.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Hello 💫

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

📌📍 28 years babe! Thank you jehovah! 🙌

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

Mwa chimodzi mwa chipangizo chomweso mkazi amafuna kwa mwamuna.

YESU 🇲🇼 🇸🇩 🇪🇹

@TIIDROTAFRIKKA

2 years

Naaa mamuna, amafuna mkazi wazipangizo ngati izi, my word is final 😂

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Kosewela ndi ana a eni ake.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

What's that thing next to the ticks on WhatsApp?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

We have angels in this world 🥺 Thank you so much @mizzesie for this pizza ❤ You have made my night. God bless you all days of your life.🙌🙏

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Umami ❤

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

My parents had the money send all of us kunja. I know it even though they will never admitted it but I know it. But if they did, there would have been a few people and relatives who wouldn't have gone to school. Happy to say some are overly excelling in Life.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 months

That list was probably written by a woman who fucked all those men. Idk.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

🕊🕊🕊 💔💔💔 Rest on power beautiful 😭😭😭😭

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

🤩🤩🤩

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 month

I just got electrocuted by my car, TWICE. Now I am scared to even touch the door handle.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Sikuti Aids inathatu, iliko ndithu.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Malawians acting like everything will be fixed overnight. Do you understand how the DPP administration messed up the whole fucken system for the last 5 years? We gatta be patient with transition otherwise we will just put unnecessary pressure on ourselves.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Enjoyment Kayira

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

5 years

Boys ♥️

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Bestie gave a beautiful look the other day 📸: @Twiggalite MUA: @ChetwaP

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Missed this campus more than i thought 😊

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

😂😂😂

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Goodmorning from me and my BFF.❤ Today is going to be a good day. 🥳🥳🥳

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

3 years

Testing for no crop....

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Defending my proposal tomorrow So help me God 🙏

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 months

Another successful season. Yours truly, A treasure!

Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

9 months

It's that time of the year again🥳

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

2 years

@PempheroMphande @onjezani Saw these in the paper today, thought I would bring it to your attention.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Walter has been politically compromised ever since and all over sudden Ulemu is bad for telling him the truth out in the open. Mafuna akamuuzile ku toilet ?

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Birthday dinner with the fam was great

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

1 year

Your friends have friends that discuss almost everything you discuss with them. You would be surprised how much someone that you know just by name knows so much about you.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

My covid symptoms were so bad last week that on Wednesday night, i almost saw life leave out of me. 😭😭😭 God is wonderful.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

4 years

Koma @ChetwaP amaziwa kundibebetsa 🙈🥰😍🥳

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

8 months

All my bullies made it in life man. One is a successful lawyer, the other two are chartered accountants. All married proper cheaters but this post isn't about their partners. Their careers are thriving.

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Tapiwa Kayira

@Tha_Cattleya

5 years

This jumpsuit gave me so much life. #TBT