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5 years

Frank Lampard was so good Chelsea tried to buy Gerrard.

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5 years

Even the shirt numbers prove that Frank Lampard was double the player that Steven Gerrard ever was.

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The English: if they're coming over here they should accept our culture! Also the English:

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Seeing a photo of Katie Price with shit on her stomach

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🍔 What instantly ruins a burger for you?

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You didn't get banned for doing 39 in a 30, you got banned 'cause you already had 9 points for exactly the same thing. You're not a victim, you're a tit. Grow up and stop whining.

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This isn't a chippy. A chippy sells chips and fish and pies and sausages. This is a Chinese takeaway that sells 'British' food. It doesn't matter what any of you call it. You can call it Bernard if you like, or Slapaballabang. Knock yourselves out, but it isn't a fucking chippy.

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The southern mind cannot comprehend this being a chippy menu

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Lads, this might be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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I seem to have upset Benidorm Twitter, so can I just take a moment to say to the people I've offended that it's a shithole and you're all chlamydia soaked feral scum x

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@SusanEacock He's an absolute fraud, Susan, and deserves everything he gets. Especially when he cheered for healthcare staff being denied a pay increase in line with inflation while his own salary went up 10%.

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@KirstyLFC1892 It's one item on a menu. You'll be ok.

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If you're going to comment about Hillsborough take a breath and think "Would I say this if I was stood in the centre of Liverpool?" If the answer is 'no' then you're doing it for attention and behind the safety of a 'phone screen, and that says an awful lot about you.

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Paul Potts is trending because people have confused him with Pol Pot. People voted Brexit so we could get 'are cuntry' back & sell £13M of beef to the US every year instead of £450M of beef to the EU every year. People are stockpiling toilet roll. People are thick as pigshit.

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That cake says he's 23. #QuadenBayles

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3 years

Didn't even realise. Fucking shithouses.

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8 months

What the last Ghana player to touch Mo Salah sees when he opens his DMs

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3 years

Don't cry over Sean Lock, spend the night binge watching him on YouTube and laugh 'till you're sick.

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@mcd_productions @AnfieldAgenda Sorry, got a sleepover at Chris Benoit's.

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#NewProfilePic

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2012: dumped by Celtic, skint, on the scrapheap. 2018: Top of the league, Champion's League finalist, captain of his country. Get in, son.

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If you ever wondered where all the people that don't know the difference between there, their and they're hang out, there in my mentions.

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4 years

Apple putting the Covid tracer on everyone's 'phone is still nowhere near as bad as Apple putting that U2 album on everyone's 'phone.

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5 years

Had enough of this Coutinho shite. He went on strike and paid £7M of his own money to get out of his contract and move. Fuck Coutinho, and fuck you if you want the shithouse back just 'cause you're stamping your feet about not signing anyone.

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3 years

Just to make it blatantly clear to #Everton fans, THIS is why everyone was banned for 5 years, not because of one game in Europe.

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2 years

If anyone's struggling at the moment I have some shopping vouchers for Morrisons and Asda, drop me a DM, and don't feel embarrassed, we've all got to have each other's backs.

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@spectator In next week's Spectator ... Jimmy Savile: babysitter or spiritual motivator?

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@guardian Maybe they should consider getting their own house in order first, before advising others based on the teachings of a work of fiction.

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3 years

If you want to know how stupid the British public are, they've just had an anti-lockdown protest in the capital on the day the lockdown ended.

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3 years

Can't believe they're changing all the traffic lights in Liverpool to green, amber, burnt orange.

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2 years

@sophielouisecc Assuming this is true (which it isn't) every single penny of that money goes straight back to the treasury. Even if it was spent on beer and cigarettes, it goes back, through taxes and duty. What doesn't go back is the £1Trillion in offshore accounts, £600Billion in tax havens.

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4 years

Lord Rothermere, who inherited the Mail newspaper group and hasn't done a day's work in his life, got bank loans to build his home Ferne House because using some of his £1B fortune would mean bringing money into the country that he'd have to pay tax on.

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5 years

Look at her face, bless her. Mascot at the last game and off to see her team in the CL final. Brilliant.

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2 years

'Tommy Robinson' has exposed zero child sex offenders, this narrative that he's a hero of white Britain is a sham, he's a fraud & actively recruited rapists and groomers to his political party. If you agree with his 'politics' (because you're as thick as shit) kindly fuck off.

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5 years

Seeing Katie Hopkins being banned because of Rachel Riley is a bit like having to choose a babysitter between Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter.

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5 years

Totally understandable why Coleen Rooney is upset with Rebekah Vardy selling her stories to the Sun. Only shithouses do things like that.

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@BobStarkey3 You playing 76 games next season, Bob?

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1 year

If you know this man from Breaking Bad and not Beverly Hills Cop you need to go to bed, school starts again in a couple of weeks.

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5 years

@california6182 @bbcquestiontime I'm gonna go out on a limb here, Antoni, and say you don't earn over £80K a year, because if you did you'd have enough sense to know extra tax isn't to give people free broadband.

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2 years

Hi @LFC You've lost a hardcore Liverpool fan today!! Either Liverpool win the quadruple or you'll lose your loyal fan base in the Lake District. Won't watch a single match if all we win is the Milk Cup

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@p4ulmiller @CakeLH So what you're saying, Paul, is that taxpayer's money is used for the benefit of the taxpayer and not to line the pockets of those in charge of the railways? What a novel idea.

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After the crap Jon Richardson came out with about Corbyn so he didn't upset his bullshitting Cats Does Countdown friend he can go fuck himself, the spineless little gobshite.

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3 years

Apparently if you're a 20 year old footballer you're a child and shouldn't be judged harshly but if you're a 15 year old British Bangladeshi girl groomed by ISIS you're an adult and should be burned to death.

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4 years

Remember when Liverpool spent £75 on a defender and everyone cried that we were buying the league and inflating prices then Pep spent £350M on defenders at City at still couldn't win the European Cup without Lionel Messi? Oh, how we larfed.

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@MuchSamSoWow As did Ferguson, even tho' Scholes is the best midfielder that ever lived.

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@rickyma54251412 I was going to tag the Rotherham tourist board into this but I just looked and there isn't one. You win this round, Ricky.

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BUT WHERE'S JEREMY CORBYN???? Doing his job. In a marginal area ripped apart by austerity, in clothes he bought instead of putting on expenses, in the wind and the rain on people's doorsteps. Where are you? Sat hundreds of miles from your constituents in a subsidised bar?

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@BobStarkey3 Well, unless you're in the Johnston Paints trophy that's only another 2 games.

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5 years

Right, I'm stealing this 'cause I've got questions.

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@chazbabe1111 ILLEVIL IMMIGRANTS

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11 months

What's the best drink from the pop van and why is it old style dandelion and burdock? For those of you that don't know what a pop van is stay off this thread and go to bed, you've got school in the morning.

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#NewProfilePic

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A short story

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3 years

He's thinking "this ones unconscious, I won't have to pay her hush money"

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During Man United’s warm up, @Cristiano rushed towards a steward after she got struck by a ball 🤕👏

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2 years

@sophielouisecc @ATW1062 You mean Simon will take legal action, yeah?

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4 years

I've noticed something interesting, and that is that a large portion of the people that are fine with children going hungry were crying about all lives matter a few weeks ago when black people wanted the police to stop killing them.

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Younger Liverpool fans. Here is a list of the trophies won by the 2 clubs in the 80s. LFC: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 EFC: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Everton fans will try and convince you that they were the best team in the world. Don't fall for this propaganda. They're ill.

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Younger Liverpool fans. What you might not understand is when I and other blues were in our 20s we had a wonderful team capable of what your boys are doing now. We were deprived of that for one night in Brussels because of a minority. We have every right to be bitter about that.

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These people claiming Rees-Mogg understands the man on the street don't know he named his male children Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher, Peter Theodore Alphege, Tom Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam.

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3 years

Remember every time there's a European final in a 60k stadium & fans get 20K tickets & corporate get 40K tickets & everyone screams it's time to hold UEFA to account & then the clubs finally do & everyone loses their shit & cries about tradition to Sky & TalkSport at £2 a text?

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I don't want to cause any trouble but there are Everton fans saying setting off fireworks after winning a trophy is embarrassing & these are the same fans who set off a flare & threw it to celebrate a 0-0 draw only to concede in the 96th minute before it landed on the pitch.

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5 years

Not gonna lie, some of the abuse I've received in the last 24 hours is borderline harassment, and I expect better from the Liverchester family.

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@paulcross8 @Matty_Boyes16 Hate to break this to you but you're not in a position to turn down Harold Shipman never mind Benitez.

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What do you call this? a) Man barm b) Man cob c) Man bun d) Man roll

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5 years

Alright, fuck it, leave means leave.

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Remainers at Brexit away... 😂😂😂

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@stephenpollard @FIFAcom Is this you? You seem a bit selective with your opinions.

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Serious post. Tomorrow will be open season for gobshites and they'll be dishing out their full repertoire: always the victims, justice for Heysel, blah blah fucking blah. Don't get sucked in, don't even engage. Even better, stay off here if you can. Have a dickhead-free day.

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@henrywinter Henry, we don't need your PornHub search history here, this is a family site.

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3 years

The cheap shops have started getting £1 selection boxes and Christmas chocolate boxes in, maybe grab a couple each time you're shopping and stick them away until December and hand the lot over to one of the many homeless or domestic abuse centres in your home town.

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@WeTheMany_ Why have you now said this 4 times?

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3 years

This is arguably the best day on Twitter since KopiteDave called the police on himself.

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@Bigal0546 @sophielouisecc You grew up with social health care, affordable housing, free schooling, an unrestricted global market, working and human rights that were all fought for by the generation before you. You were given everything. Get back in your box.

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@_PaulWilliams17 Hiya, Paul, just a quick one, mate: Tottenham fans very nearly lost their lives at Hillsborough a few years before Liverpool fans did, under exactly the same circumstances. I hope you being edgy on the internet makes you feel worthwhile. Have a great New Year.

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#NewProfilePic

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May I present: Klopptinho

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2 years

If this is our transfer window, we’re literally worse off than we were last season: Players coming in: •Carvalho •Nunez •Ramsey Players leaving: •Mané •Origi •Minamino •Chamberlain •Neco Williams •Phillips We’re a midfielder and right winger short. Do something.

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Lady Di. Lady die.

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East 17 are disgusting, too. "The very first time that I saw your brown eye" Crude.

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4 years

A short story

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3 years

The amount that Rafa has done for the Hillsborough charities alone is enough to wish him every success and happiness so wind your fucking necks in with your griping and complaining. Here's a little eye opener: it's not about you.

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@FACupFactfile @henrywinter *I don't want Liverpool to win the title so saying they need an asterisk is the only way I can sleep at night There y'go, mate.

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6 years

Sparkling water is the best thing ever.

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6 years

Just had a rant about other drivers on the road, then tried to indicate using my windscreen wipers. Fuck off.

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5 years

For the record, Arsenal fans. Liverpool with Coutinho: Europa league, 4th place finish. Liverpool without Coutinho: Back to back CL finals, 97 points. Crack on.

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Never forget

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@ThatAnfieldBuzz El Hadj Diouf

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@gunnerpunner Is this you, cupcake?

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3 years

I can’t think of any way to describe what Liverpool did other than cheating. The maths say what they’re claiming is impossible. Not unlikely - impossible.

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Hello x

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5 months

Thank God OJ Simpson isn't alive to see that shambles tonight

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@EveningStandard @MikeyCycling @theJeremyVine Did you interview Mikey about his lies?

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@richardajkeys @studuff Richard, have you ever thought why someone like Stu should lower himself to engaging with someone like you? Stu, have you ever had an affair with your daughter's best mate while your wife was battling with cancer, or been sacked for mysogynistic behaviour?

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For those of you struggling with your own bullshit, the largest population of Muslims on the planet is Indonesia. Not one of you has ever stormed and protested Allah at the Indonesian embassy. You don't hate Muslims, you hate brown people. Own it.

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Hang on, Gary Neville was against his club joining the European Super League 'cause greed but he's ok with his club paying a pensioner half a million a week?

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While we're all banging on about frauds ... It's all about your likes and your internet personas and being in the right clique. 90% of you on here are absolutely full of shit.

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Rachel Riley. Calls the least prejudiced and racist man in politics 'anti semitic', while being groomed for a political career by a man who openly promotes the German far right that were responsible, during the last war, for murdering 6 million Jews. Go figure.

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Once again the anniversary of the day I stopped being an addict comes around. It's been a lot of years but I'm still alive and still a grumpy old bastard. It's a long road, but you do have a choice. Reach out, get help and don't suffer alone. It gets better. Honest.

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There's this frail old fella here, sat on his own tucking into pie and peas, shirt and tie on, smart shoes, missus obviously gone, and he's just quiet and dignified and seeing his days out. Hope he's got family somewhere.

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Firmino's been fucking immense and barely anyone's noticed, 'cause that's what he does.

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Skedd

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3 years

Scousers saying they’re not English they’re scouse okay fucking deport them to the falklands

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2 years

@tomhfh @adamndsmith It's a shame lying on the internet isn't illegal.

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3 years

Thiago needs replacing with someone a little less aggressive, like Ted Bundy.

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4 years

If you're posting shit on the timeline about the whole Covid/masks/distancing thing being a scam, just be aware that YOU'RE the reason the country is still on lockdown 9 months later. Not anyone else. You. We'd be out of this if you didn't think you were an online anarchist.

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The fuck you just say, bwoi?

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