You didn't get banned for doing 39 in a 30, you got banned 'cause you already had 9 points for exactly the same thing. You're not a victim, you're a tit. Grow up and stop whining.
This isn't a chippy. A chippy sells chips and fish and pies and sausages.
This is a Chinese takeaway that sells 'British' food. It doesn't matter what any of you call it. You can call it Bernard if you like, or Slapaballabang. Knock yourselves out, but it isn't a fucking chippy.
J. D. Underhill ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ป๐ฆ
I seem to have upset Benidorm Twitter, so can I just take a moment to say to the people I've offended that it's a shithole and you're all chlamydia soaked feral scum x
@SusanEacock
He's an absolute fraud, Susan, and deserves everything he gets. Especially when he cheered for healthcare staff being denied a pay increase in line with inflation while his own salary went up 10%.
If you're going to comment about Hillsborough take a breath and think "Would I say this if I was stood in the centre of Liverpool?"
If the answer is 'no' then you're doing it for attention and behind the safety of a 'phone screen, and that says an awful lot about you.
Paul Potts is trending because people have confused him with Pol Pot.
People voted Brexit so we could get 'are cuntry' back & sell ยฃ13M of beef to the US every year instead of ยฃ450M of beef to the EU every year.
People are stockpiling toilet roll.
People are thick as pigshit.
Had enough of this Coutinho shite. He went on strike and paid ยฃ7M of his own money to get out of his contract and move. Fuck Coutinho, and fuck you if you want the shithouse back just 'cause you're stamping your feet about not signing anyone.
If anyone's struggling at the moment I have some shopping vouchers for Morrisons and Asda, drop me a DM, and don't feel embarrassed, we've all got to have each other's backs.
@sophielouisecc
Assuming this is true (which it isn't) every single penny of that money goes straight back to the treasury. Even if it was spent on beer and cigarettes, it goes back, through taxes and duty.
What doesn't go back is the ยฃ1Trillion in offshore accounts, ยฃ600Billion in tax havens.
Lord Rothermere, who inherited the Mail newspaper group and hasn't done a day's work in his life, got bank loans to build his home Ferne House because using some of his ยฃ1B fortune would mean bringing money into the country that he'd have to pay tax on.
'Tommy Robinson' has exposed zero child sex offenders, this narrative that he's a hero of white Britain is a sham, he's a fraud & actively recruited rapists and groomers to his political party. If you agree with his 'politics' (because you're as thick as shit) kindly fuck off.
@california6182
@bbcquestiontime
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, Antoni, and say you don't earn over ยฃ80K a year, because if you did you'd have enough sense to know extra tax isn't to give people free broadband.
Hi
@LFC
You've lost a hardcore Liverpool fan
today!!
Either
Liverpool win the quadruple or you'll lose your loyal fan
base in the Lake District.
Won't watch a single match if
all we win is the Milk Cup
@p4ulmiller
@CakeLH
So what you're saying, Paul, is that taxpayer's money is used for the benefit of the taxpayer and not to line the pockets of those in charge of the railways?
What a novel idea.
After the crap Jon Richardson came out with about Corbyn so he didn't upset his bullshitting Cats Does Countdown friend he can go fuck himself, the spineless little gobshite.
Apparently if you're a 20 year old footballer you're a child and shouldn't be judged harshly but if you're a 15 year old British Bangladeshi girl groomed by ISIS you're an adult and should be burned to death.
Remember when Liverpool spent ยฃ75 on a defender and everyone cried that we were buying the league and inflating prices then Pep spent ยฃ350M on defenders at City at still couldn't win the European Cup without Lionel Messi?
Oh, how we larfed.
BUT WHERE'S JEREMY CORBYN????
Doing his job. In a marginal area ripped apart by austerity, in clothes he bought instead of putting on expenses, in the wind and the rain on people's doorsteps. Where are you? Sat hundreds of miles from your constituents in a subsidised bar?
What's the best drink from the pop van and why is it old style dandelion and burdock?
For those of you that don't know what a pop van is stay off this thread and go to bed, you've got school in the morning.
I've noticed something interesting, and that is that a large portion of the people that are fine with children going hungry were crying about all lives matter a few weeks ago when black people wanted the police to stop killing them.
Younger Liverpool fans. Here is a list of the trophies won by the 2 clubs in the 80s.
LFC: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
EFC: ๐๐๐๐๐
Everton fans will try and convince you that they were the best team in the world. Don't fall for this propaganda. They're ill.
Younger Liverpool fans. What you might not understand is when I and other blues were in our 20s we had a wonderful team capable of what your boys are doing now. We were deprived of that for one night in Brussels because of a minority. We have every right to be bitter about that.
These people claiming Rees-Mogg understands the man on the street don't know he named his male children Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher, Peter Theodore Alphege, Tom Wentworth Somerset Dunstanย Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam.
Remember every time there's a European final in a 60k stadium & fans get 20K tickets & corporate get 40K tickets & everyone screams it's time to hold UEFA to account & then the clubs finally do & everyone loses their shit & cries about tradition to Sky & TalkSport at ยฃ2 a text?
I don't want to cause any trouble but there are Everton fans saying setting off fireworks after winning a trophy is embarrassing & these are the same fans who set off a flare & threw it to celebrate a 0-0 draw only to concede in the 96th minute before it landed on the pitch.
Serious post. Tomorrow will be open season for gobshites and they'll be dishing out their full repertoire: always the victims, justice for Heysel, blah blah fucking blah.
Don't get sucked in, don't even engage. Even better, stay off here if you can. Have a dickhead-free day.
The cheap shops have started getting ยฃ1 selection boxes and Christmas chocolate boxes in, maybe grab a couple each time you're shopping and stick them away until December and hand the lot over to one of the many homeless or domestic abuse centres in your home town.
@Bigal0546
@sophielouisecc
You grew up with social health care, affordable housing, free schooling, an unrestricted global market, working and human rights that were all fought for by the generation before you. You were given everything.
Get back in your box.
@_PaulWilliams17
Hiya, Paul, just a quick one, mate:
Tottenham fans very nearly lost their lives at Hillsborough a few years before Liverpool fans did, under exactly the same circumstances.
I hope you being edgy on the internet makes you feel worthwhile.
Have a great New Year.
If this is our transfer window, weโre literally worse off than we were last season:
Players coming in:
โขCarvalho
โขNunez
โขRamsey
Players leaving:
โขManรฉ
โขOrigi
โขMinamino
โขChamberlain
โขNeco Williams
โขPhillips
Weโre a midfielder and right winger short.
Do something.
The amount that Rafa has done for the Hillsborough charities alone is enough to wish him every success and happiness so wind your fucking necks in with your griping and complaining.
Here's a little eye opener: it's not about you.
@FACupFactfile
@henrywinter
*I don't want Liverpool to win the title so saying they need an asterisk is the only way I can sleep at night
There y'go, mate.
For the record, Arsenal fans.
Liverpool with Coutinho: Europa league, 4th place finish.
Liverpool without Coutinho: Back to back CL finals, 97 points.
Crack on.
I canโt think of any way to describe what Liverpool did other than cheating. The maths say what theyโre claiming is impossible. Not unlikely - impossible.
@richardajkeys
@studuff
Richard, have you ever thought why someone like Stu should lower himself to engaging with someone like you? Stu, have you ever had an affair with your daughter's best mate while your wife was battling with cancer, or been sacked for mysogynistic behaviour?
For those of you struggling with your own bullshit, the largest population of Muslims on the planet is Indonesia. Not one of you has ever stormed and protested Allah at the Indonesian embassy. You don't hate Muslims, you hate brown people. Own it.
Hang on, Gary Neville was against his club joining the European Super League 'cause greed but he's ok with his club paying a pensioner half a million a week?
While we're all banging on about frauds ...
It's all about your likes and your internet personas and being in the right clique. 90% of you on here are absolutely full of shit.
Rachel Riley. Calls the least prejudiced and racist man in politics 'anti semitic', while being groomed for a political career by a man who openly promotes the German far right that were responsible, during the last war, for murdering 6 million Jews.
Go figure.
Once again the anniversary of the day I stopped being an addict comes around. It's been a lot of years but I'm still alive and still a grumpy old bastard. It's a long road, but you do have a choice. Reach out, get help and don't suffer alone. It gets better. Honest.
There's this frail old fella here, sat on his own tucking into pie and peas, shirt and tie on, smart shoes, missus obviously gone, and he's just quiet and dignified and seeing his days out. Hope he's got family somewhere.
If you're posting shit on the timeline about the whole Covid/masks/distancing thing being a scam, just be aware that YOU'RE the reason the country is still on lockdown 9 months later. Not anyone else. You.
We'd be out of this if you didn't think you were an online anarchist.