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Terfa Tilley-Gyado

@TerfaTG

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Reformed journalist. Satirist. Screenwriter. Speechwriter. Media mercenary. Communications overlord.

Joined November 2008
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@TerfaTG
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@vanillaopinions The KH campaign team have learned their lessons from the disastrous Hillary campaign. Leaning your message too heavily on your gender turned out to backfire against her.
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@TerfaTG
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@ITSBCHRIS @ItsDanaWhite Whoever wrote that line: “You just think that because you don’t yell, you’re not mean,” deserves an Oscar for screenwriting.
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@TerfaTG
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@Gidi_Traffic Pitbulls are an aberration of nature. They were cross bred from terriers and bulldogs and it’s a combination that brings out the very worst aspects of that mix.
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@TerfaTG
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@siyyaninaas I see many commenters asking why she never showed such acting chops on Modern Family. I always thought she had some of the best comic timing on that show. Comfortably the best of the younger actors as well.
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@TerfaTG
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@PulseNigeria247 The difference between social media fame and actual fame 👇🏾
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@Bd_irB_ll He has made some poor career choices.
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@ItsDanaWhite I call it aggressive nonchalance. It is a tool deployed by MANY men in relationships.
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@nufcpb He’s gonna wish he was left back in England and not the Left Back of England.
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@Footy_Tipster That’s how you handle it. Good job by Kate and the PR team
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@DAMIADENUGA Every stroke of that clipper broke a piece of my heart. This is not love.
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@ATRightMovies The back straightens, the shoulders rise, the chest juts out, the voice thickens, the jaw clenches, the posture becomes less fidgety & suddenly you are looking at a completely different character. You can’t direct such an interpretation. Christopher Reeve embodied that dual role.
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@snohsidepiece I always say the best way to understand the futility of Vietnam is by watching Home Alone; home invaders with more sophisticated technology constantly outwitted by a guy with home advantage and booby traps.
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@DougieCritchley @biolakazeem His obsession with Henderson is quite something. From the Saudi league to the 7th best league in Europe and still in contention. A league that had Antony looking like a professional footballer. Kmt. Southgate deserves every failure.
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Grew up on Mosley Road, Ikoyi. One day, after a particularly arduous episode, my 8-yr-old self decided I wanted to run away. I packed a bag & my grandma wished me journey mercies. I think I got as far as Glover Rd before I turned back. Grandma’s laughter still echoes in my head.
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@BricksCenter LeBron will tell you he knew the applause was for Leon Marchand and that he is a huge fan.
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After 8 years of meritorious service, @tundefashola bows out as Nigeria’s longest serving and arguably most impactful Minister of Works and Housing. #FasholaOut
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@TerfaTG
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@ShadeyBangs Italy is one of the most culturally diverse nations in Europe. Each province or region has distinct dialects, cultures and cuisine. Technically there is no generic “Italian food” Some of these regions have the most amazing food on Earth. But each to their own.
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@UtdFaithfuls Elliot sold it and AWB bought it. Stay on your feet in the box. He wasn’t going anywhere.
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@addictionlipa That shower is a crime scene.
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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Mr. Starmer, international law clearly states that using starvation as a method of warfare is unacceptable.
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@timecaptales He’s never beating the allegations
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I need to know the genius who chose Ayuba’s ‘Koloba Koloba’ to perform for Meghan and Harry. That person deserves a raise, a promotion, or some form of recognition. Meghan is clearly connecting with the lyrics on a subconscious level, as they essentially reflect her own story.
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@JackFawcett1704 Once I saw that move, I knew the lads fancied it yesterday.
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@instablog9ja A man of a few words: “Yes oo. We don’t know eeet”
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@implausibleblog Having to explain himself to a black man must be Farage’s interpretation of hell.
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@RespectIsVital Britain is broken. From the perpetrators of the horrific attack to those that idly watch and do nothing, they are all complicit.
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@TerfaTG
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@beccasupreme Iron Man is basically the Marvel version of Batman. He is a regular human with deep pockets and super intelligence. In a random fight, he loses to Magneto in record time. But, like Batman, if you give him preparation time, he WILL find a weakness and exploit it.
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@UTD_Louie 😂😂 My word. Like 3 red cards and a blatant dive for the pen. Brilliant refereeing
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@TenHagEra Keane hasn’t really been harsh on ETH. His focus is usually on the players themselves.
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@TenHagEra Mctominay was about that height at his age too. They are putting something special into the Carrington milkshakes.
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@yoofnited He never ever makes himself available to his midfield partners. It’s like playing a striker in midfield.
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@FunnyHumanRace @NoCapFights The shock was that the man could see through his soul.
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@TenHagBall_ The Everton lad was actually favourite to that loose ball. You can see how spent he was by the end. Scary thing is Garnacho is not even close to his physical peak.
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@UtdXclusive Scholes is usually self deprecating but he’s not wrong here at all. He didn’t become a midfield metronome until his mid 20s. Mainoo is starting to influence games at just 19.
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@StanCollymore They can’t just change goalposts. If the money was raised for a particular beneficiary then give the beneficiaries the money. Either that or place a cap on the contributions. But they don’t get to decide what Brendan does with the money. Folks who contributed could clearly see
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@_Rockz_ The gloves are to protect her from the 25-year old residue of her fallen brothers and sisters that never made it.
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@TenHagEra Unbelievably some Barca fans don’t rate him.
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Are the Obi supporters voting as a protest of Atiku and Asiwaju or do they feel he has a clear and practical plan to revive Nigeria’s fortunes? Honest question because I have seen little evidence of the latter.
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Who are @PeterObi media handler for God sakes..This is too embarrassing to watch..Just empty noise & social media vibes,the reality seems to evade him all the time ..
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@CaelanConrad The poor girl was this close to breaking character after that shriek.
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Social media has definitely created a new form of anxiety over not posting or publicly acknowledging a person’s birthday. Like, dude, I already called you and greeted you Happy Birthday na. What more do you want from me?
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@JBisbored @siyyaninaas You are so right. It’s often the hardest type of acting to pull off.
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@UtdFaithfuls Some of the best football we play is usually when Luke Shaw is on the pitch. Surely beyond a coincidence.
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@UtdFaithfuls Poor sub by Ten Hag. Hannibal should have been rewarded by being brought on instead. He’s also a player that always shows fight. McTominay looks like he has checked out mentally.
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@TenHagEra @markgoldbridge He is not a fan. That’s the problem. Just an opportunist with a fake name and chilidiahly histrionic takes on everything.
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@UtdFaithfuls Mainoo should be there tbh. 2 goals in the comp plus his performances in the quarters and final.
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@thecroakerqueen @historyinmemes Regina Hall’s comic timing is hugely underrated.
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@chiddyafc Micah looking down to measure the exact size of hole he needs to dig right now.
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@ChrisST03_ @TalkCPFC Where does your pace and penetration come from with this set up?
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@ManUtd Don’t forget the roof lads. A lick of paint won’t go amiss around the gaff as well.
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@UtdFaithfuls Typical performance tonight. Just flattered to deceive. He will never be HIM.
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@PulseNigeria247 “Emi lo kan” probably the most politically charged and persuasive. My personal fave is: “Power is not served a la carte; you have to fight for it.”
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@Ic3Evaa Pep coaches any ounce of personality out of his players. Doku will be an unrecognizable sideways passing robot like Grealish within 2 years.
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@MichelleHux This is spot on. Most people focus on Kerry’s over animated mouth but her nose and eyes are just as expressive. Just watch any of her monologues. This lady nails all three Kerryisms.
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@OuisieM @vanillaopinions Yep. Disastrous. She underestimated Trump’s appeal, played identity politics, over relied on demographics and Obama’s legacy and had no clear or compelling message. Let’s not even get started on trust issues and the email scandal.
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@thorsdany At this point Ser Jorah knew he was ready to die for this woman.
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@TheConsciousLee Never show these people your tears. They are not worth a singke one.
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@Farakh10664502 @Gidi_Traffic You can’t trust them o. They actually are prone to memory loss so can always turn on familiar faces.
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@NBA Best player in the world and self deprecating on top of that.
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@ManUnitedZone_ @SunManUtd The police had far more access to all the evidence than the general public. Nothing was found to incriminate him. He should be given the opportunity to resurrect his career. I would prefer it’s at Utd but if not then sell him. This has gone on too long.
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@celebriD Gets worse every time you watch it.
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@TenHagEra @FlexUTD That’s it. Im not so worried with what others are doing this season. Just want to see marginal gains in my team across board.
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@UAGMVMT @Utdtruthful You can set up your account to mute out his name. Problem solved.
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@crazyclipsonly That officer showed tremendous restraint. In another situation, that dude would have died 20 times over
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@utdaarron Not only is he hugely deficient as a player, he is not even a likeable person. Fred was not the best player but everyone loved him. I actually think we miss him a lot on and off the pitch. But that’s a story for another day.
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@TenHagEra He turned 30 yesterday. Big of him bodying a kid 10 years younger. Sometimes such innocuous challenges can lead to serious injuries.
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@TenHagBall_ In fact the only social media act he did during that time was a training video to show he was working on his crossing and attacking movements. Sancho is simply not hard working enough. We see it out there on the pitch. Previous managers have said it. ETH has had enough.
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Troost-Ekong represented the Netherlands right through the junior ranks and could have easily decided to “wait” for a senior call up. At 21, he took the pragmatic decision of accepting a Nigerian cap when it was offered. International prominence has earned him moves to Udinese
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🇳🇬 Nigeria captain William Troost-Ekong caught the attention of clubs in Saudi due to his impressive performances in the AFCON. He’s been leading PAOK to top of Greek Super League and Europe Conference League, he’s very happy there — but the Saudi interest for summer is strong.
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@centredevils @MikeKeegan_DM The speed in which these INEOS lads are going about business is making my head spin. We will be unrecognizable in 5 years.
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@WacoWaco12 @itanimals0 Unless it’s a greyhound, a tiger will easily outrun most dog breeds.
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@UtdFaithfuls Even Jose admitted we were robbed. We would have gone on to win the CL that year
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@yanit3dfanat1c The redemption arc is almost complete. Ole did him a disservice making him Captain. One of Ten Hag’s best ever calls is identifying his limitations as a leader and relieving him of that pressure.
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@OneJoblessBoy The biggest takeaway from all this is that in this life, just be yourself. Stick to your principles and anything that is destined to find you will find you.
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@memmp3gyimie @AlexCTurk Sancho can barely even survive in this era.
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@FightHaven Explaining the teacher’s efforts to stop the fight in basketball terms.
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@MartienBall Should have taken the West Ham money. McTominay wouldn’t get into their first team.
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@twrIdd @_kobbiemanioo Shame we missed out on the trophies they hand out for 2nd-7th place
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@UTDKara Stop peddling false narratives. If there was an issue he would never have been picked for Argentina to begin with. He has never hidden his admiration for CR7. The real reason is that the coach trusts certain players more. Even Alvarez and Lautaro aren’t always guaranteed
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@NBCOlympics @TeamUSA @usatf Not the flex you think this is for a nation literally 100 times bigger than Jamaica. Celebrate your wins but magnanimity is also an essential part of competition.
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@ManUtdInPidgin Joshua Orobosa Zirkzee! Your ancestors would be very proud of you.
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@Wandile_Ntulie Kids don’t stay kids for long. Do enough to instil discipline but leave some room for the relationship to evolve into one of mutual trust, respect and interests.
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@TenHagBall_ That first month of the season, there isn’t a single Utd fan who didn’t secretly fantasize about winning the league.
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@AliceTalksFooty Last week Charlie Savage said his new training ground is comparable to the facilities at Carrington. His new club play in League One. Then we wonder why players come here and underperform.
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@guerlainguerier Justice for Carragher. He knew.
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@Malachians I will never stop supporting this club but might take a sabbatical from actively following if this happens. He is the most risk averse, unimaginative and unispiring choice of all the candidates. He is never a United manager.
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@TenHagEra Some of these lads should thank the Lord that they are talented in football. The real world might have been a struggle.
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We generally have too many meetings in Nigeria. So many meetings could be emails or Whatsapp conversations. What is this obsession with “seeing” each other?
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@sweet_tea_guy Everything he does seems forced and inorganic.
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@JaneyGodley She cannot stand the man at all. Melania’s tell all story will be worth hundreds of millions.
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@REALB0SSBABY @crazyclipsonly Bull got up and was like: “Who the hell just tripped me?”
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When people talk of political structure, APC in Lagos is the quintessential example. These people here are benefiting from the status quo. They will vote and defend their votes. This is not the sort of crowd you rent.
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@UtdEIIis It’s the fact that he wasn’t even close to a single one. If he had done nothing but stand still he would have even saved a couple. To then go and miss his kick was the icing. Completely bottled the shootout
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@asemota The truth is that tattoos and other body markings have long been part of some Nigerian cultures before it became trendy by Western standards. My grandmother, born in 1910, had tattoos on her forearms.
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@M_L_D_K @RufusTSuperfly Laurel and Hardy. Abbott and Costello. Morecambe & Wise. Martin & Lewis. Every classic comedy duo has a straight man as a foil to the funny man. It just creates better comedy. Martin works better as a straight man for this particular duo but is incredibly funny in his own right.
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@UnitedsUpdate But…but he is a very bad person and as sole custodians of football’s morals, we should get rid of him for free to one of these unethical clubs.
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@clippedszn The worst type of racism has always been the subtle, insidious kind. This is just pure slapstick and most black people would just laugh it off.
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@MUnitedGirl @ManUtd The previous regime handled this whole thing horribly. Following their own internal investigation, where he was absolved of any wrongdoing, he should have been encouraged to go public to clear the air. An interview with him and his girlfriend explaining what really happened
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@EthanTaIks Should have been a priority over Mount and that is without the luxury of hindsight.
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@TenHagEra Mctominay never ever makes himself available for the pass. He doesn’t demand the ball. He doesn’t show for it.
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