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@machinegrlkelly Please consider every single possible scenario for everything in both this universe and all parallel universes before saying words

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@AlexBehunin i really hope Michael Cera enjoys every single second of his life to the fullest possible extent

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TERROR FT. BRODY FUCKING KING @Brodyxking @terrorhardcore

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@willw this is like discovering footage of one of the pyramids being built

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@ChelseaLeiannn I've never read any words Tarantino has ever written that it didn't sound like he was jacking off while writing them

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@MrMoosebones @stillgray @AceHardware As the co-CEO of Ace Hardware I agree and am pleased to inform everyone that we have doubled this employee's salary for protecting company assets

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@d00ming @Bimb0Slice I'm completely blindsided by "Now, do you know what a MILF is?" each time no matter how many times I see this

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11 months

@MMAWretch Head and arm throw is single handedly keeping UFC WMMA trapped in the stone age

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2 years

@TomBombadildo @imclareruddy Why does this sound like Blink 182 lyrics

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@emmachammer @AlanaFeral

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@AlexBehunin *mum oi frew up lad

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@levin5_levin @funkmasterMMA dude really managed to spell a two letter word incorrectly

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1 year

@jedigoodman Just let everybody juice again and re-sign Overeem

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2 months

@antontabuena @Monsneaks Also loved how the commentary kept emphasizing how Walking Backwards was apparently the most physically taxing thing someone could do that was guaranteed to empty their gas tank within a few rounds

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@TheBanesMMA his arch nemesis

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@bisping it would have been cooler if he hadn't been laughing at the joke till he realized Jada didn't think it was funny lol

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@fayemikah @__KaikaiKitan__ "Don't get cheeky with me, tramp" why do you have a medieval Duchess in your DMs arguing about the knight that's courting her

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@kittynouveau reading this first picture has created a new genre of anger in my brain

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@FinessaFudges Yall can come over

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@AlexBehunin Sicario was a surprisingly good movie but No Country for Old Men is a masterpiece

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@ShikasClouds this is some Runescape wilderness type stuff

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@gpnft_ @RickandMorty @CetsOnCreck Imagine if every time you interacted with someone in real life you just approached them and immediately set down a trading card with the dumbest fucking image you've ever seen in your life on it in front of them then proceeded to say something irrelevant. That's NFT guys on here

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@InvictaFights @UFC_Obsessed @ducote_brunette the head kick was literally a mortal kombat fatality

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@shavkatchamp3 "this tweets gonna be a banger"

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3 years

@ElParece my favorite thing is how a pillar of her campaign is "ban critical race theory" as if that's a vital enough issue to win a whole election on. how many campaigns are we away from someone dropping an n word in their video

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@Jon_Anik Oliveira is the only right answer

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@AlexBehunin This is probably the least heterosexual fight in UFC history at this point

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@SongYadongLFG Fighting 3 Corys and still potentially could have pulled out a decision without the doctor stoppage, GOAT?

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@EmCohen_

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@stylebender

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@JoshChavis65 @BloodyElbow He was def not going for any joint looks, could have risked messing up his basketball career

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@paigevanzant @KaylaH @austinv170mma Paige looks like "hehe silly woooo funny pic" and Kayla looks like "i am literally four and a half seconds away from pulling out the strap"

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@Bendaman2001 the way he just dips the second Sean explains himself

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@JFlashGordonMMA @bigru510 If that turns out to be the case we're breaking him out of jail

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3 years

@bjpenndotcom Why should he get the winner?? Winner of Burns vs. Thompson is a title shot. Give Jorge the loser. Or make him fight Leon

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@johnkrug_ @LilNasX this ones easy. by "poop" what he means is: P(lanetary) O(verpopulation) O(bliteration) P(rocedure). This is a signal for his other illuminati friends to activate and begin the global human purge to lower the human population back down to 1 billion before Earth becomes unlivable

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@McGregorRousey so many people seeing Mousasi fight for the first time tonight and thinking all this talk is based solely on him beating Vanderford lol

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@spinbackmecca @kublaikanu If he gets his macbook back from the south atl flea market they gotta make a movie about him

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@CarriexUwU @numetal_moment

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@JustChefMack "other women who have been through the same-" girl let me stop you right there

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@WonderboyMMA @ColbyCovMMA @MMAjunkie Is this the closest Wonderboy has come to trash talk

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@hektic_one SHE'S SO CUTE

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@OnPointMMA Dana is mad that the guy nobody likes won, which is doubly stupid because not only did Aljo win R1, the hate is infinitely more marketable than Petr Yan ever will be

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@UnitedAlison @thediebster

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@FilmUpdates audience LITERALLY died and THREW UP and HAD A HEART ATTACK and PUKED and SHIT and DIED AGAIN!!!!!!!! in theaters may 31st

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@KvillainyHipHop @d3nimchick3n his entire image now is "i'm MGK and here's my guitar, which I know how to play. this is my guitar and I play it, all the time, love to shred my axe. love to rip chords and do solos on my guitar which I am very good at playing"

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@aprilmayjoon @MattFromBoston_ Pena wasn't even applying pressure for a crank yet. Pena literally had to ask the commissioner why the fight was stopped and if she won immediately afterwards, that says it all.

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@Hellooomotto_Rs @Eldergoose_ Jonny just went on trial for smoking fentanyl in the same room as his 1 year old son and has all the same types of allegations as Tilian AND is a thief so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they aren't bringing Jonny back

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@piperferrari_ The allegation seems to claim yall all had seen videos of Nico beating this girl up already and still kept him around, what is the deal with that? Not trying to dog pile but people are gonna want to know

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@combathubreal I'm not an O'Malley fan by any stretch but if his foot holds up and Chito gets hit by O'Malley as much as he got hit by Rob that's a very different fight

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@Nightwing55251 @luhblix I literally just like horror and aesthetically dark stuff because it's cool but alright. If you just want a hug you can say that

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@KAIROSMMA2 Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me. He was fractions of a second away from getting submitted by Ortega and he thinks he can beat Islam who is a big lightweight? It just physically isn't going to happen

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@MMAFPress Based on that performance Dillon would die

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@MMAFighting @GamebredFighter Jorge needs like 3 dramatic, dominant wins over top competition to get another title shot at this point

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@KAIROSMMA2 Jon is a safe bet also since he can't lose his next 3 fights if he doesn't fight

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@badrnotbader Literally look at the numbers for round 1 there isn't a SINGLE CATEGORY Yan had an advantage in lol

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@mamadaisysue @darvins_room I fucking hope not

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3 years

@Eric_XCMMA Should not have a job. Has proven this time and time again

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@BloodyElbow Someone didn't watch the Gane fight

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@ChaelSonnen Little known fact: Chael has ALREADY beaten all of these people in underground kumite deathmatches and graciously spared their lives. He can't talk about it due to the NDA but I'm hear to tell the tale

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@kittynouveau gonna ask my cat if she believes in astrology

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@giga_chikadze @MarvinVettori they got that good crack in Georgia huh

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@SamPixelsMMA we were completely robbed of having a full week worth of this stuff

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@RiehmannC @AmyCrx_ It's objectively not a scoring criteria at all, according to the official scoring criteria, unless striking and grappling are dead even which they were not here

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@nagellll @McGregorRousey if you didn't like this fight stop watching combat sports

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@The_MMA_Rundown @JustGinaMMA @Cody_Durden @ufc He got the whole 7th grade math class laughing

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@CodexOfMartial @badrnotbader Pressure and aggression don't matter if there's an advantage in striking, which Aljo had. (ex. TKZ was the pressuring, advancing fighter in most of his fight too) IF Yan had damaged Aljo with anything he landed in R1 that would be valid but he didn't.

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@DropZoneTiff @jakepaul This is the most irritating possible way to promo next to running up on people with your CD at the mall but I liked the track

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@MaCInC11 @bokamotoESPN @MaxPainGriffin i love going out of my way to complain that people i've never met are getting paid

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This is probably the most insane piece of merch I've ever seen at a show this thing is EMBROIDERED all over with the @gangcalledspeed logo for $60???? How

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@MidnightQueen92 there is literally no possible way you are serious

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@Jake_Aaron63 @ben7_ivan @TMZ Chuck literally got assaulted -by- his wife and didn't retaliate and then opted to be the one who got booked when the cops showed up, people who have shit to say about that are scummy

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@AyyItsPauli Chris Weidman broke his leg in the exact same fashion Anderson Silva broke his against Weidman throwing the same kick and suffering the same injury. wait

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@blondedmma @JonnyBones how exactly do you say he "almost beat him" and that Jon "took his soul" in the same tweet lol

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@HomoTomasiii he was both a self-admitted rapist and pedophile and was intending on taking people with him in indiscriminate murder/suicide and failed lol this aint it

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@thisisdanbell i literally ONLY watch you because you're gay your content sucks

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@PFLMMA no the fuck he doesn't, investigate those judges and figure out who had money on Gleison

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@carlinthomp @VomitForth people who don't know shit about the music winding up at shows and visibly having so much fun is my favorite thing

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@orthodoxtn music to drive your car through the wall of a McDonalds to

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@giga_chikadze @MarvinVettori In all seriousness though according to the scoring criteria of the unified rules of MMA, if there is a clear striking advantage on one side or the other you don't even take ground control time into consideration. There was a MORE than clear advantage for Izzy every round.

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@numetal_moment classic ftm anthem

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@KayHansenMMA nice butt but I'm a little concerned about the boundless gloaming void you appear to be trapped in

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3 years

@BakedHolloway @KrayT1to physically incapable of getting through this video

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2 years

@funkmasterMMA New legendary fighter unlocked: Gas Station Dick Pill Aljo

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the implication here that "goth" is a different race than "white" is pretty funny

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@BestFightPicks You can literally see his brain doing the Harlem Shake inside his skull in HD slow motion in this gif and people think he took a dive there is no saving the MMA community

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@AngieOverkill Waterson goes in there and swings at 7 of her personal demons before aiming for her opponent

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@McGregorRousey Gegard Mousasi would currently be on a 13 fight win streak had he not lost a very close decision to Lovato that could have been called a draw (one judge DID call it a draw)

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@Sanabul @ufc @iangarryMMA Gets absolutely smoked looking like that

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@BrendanFitzTV he could have secured a spinning backflipping elbow to rolling thunder headkick KO on Yan and people still would have called it a fluke and screamed to run it back

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@BlowjobPenn @DiegoSanchezUFC @OnlyFans hypest exchange in UFC history that was a literal super saiyan dragon ball z fight

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@AtsukoComedy this has the energy of a Tim & Eric skit with those splashing sounds at the end

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3 years

@TonyFergusonXT You're already a legend Tony, please have a long sit down chat with a trusted doctor before you decide to continue your fighting career

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4 years

@mmagonewild @arielhelwani the handling of this division in the past month has straight up made me want to stop watching UFC fights

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2 years

@feliciasonmez Thanks for showing me this banger actually

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@SHAKEFOREST1 @McGregorRousey Chito would be currently underground if Rob had /any/ power at all behind his punches. He ate massive amounts of very clean punches from Rob that failed to even mark his face in any way. Chito 100% won but his defense did not look good, Rob just has pillow hands

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@Jon_Anik @martialarticles Anik you are my favorite person in MMA but none of the names he has wins over are worth of a title shot. The run is impressive but none of the rankings he's beaten have been worth almost anything.

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