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Hope this works
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@TeenageStepdad
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Real shit
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@TeenageStepdad
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👏 EVERY 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 LABOR 👏 DAY 👏
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@TeenageStepdad
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I guess you could say my tastes are a little bit... USUAL
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@TeenageStepdad
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They sadly no longer make the family films like they once did in older times 😔
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@TeenageStepdad
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sup
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@TeenageStepdad
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Goddamn I love doing stupid bullshit for zero money
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@TeenageStepdad
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When Obama comes for your bitcoin, will you be ready?
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@TeenageStepdad
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🚨 Breaking News 🚨
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@TeenageStepdad
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@TeenageStepdad
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Oh well
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@TeenageStepdad
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makes sense
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@TeenageStepdad
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Bullshit
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@latestinspace
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According to @elonmusk , the first city on Mars will start with glass domes and will have 1 million residents by 2050
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Most designers won’t tell you this, but the nearly constant intercourse can be a bit much.
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@TeenageStepdad
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Checkmate, Libtards.
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@TeenageStepdad
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Whoops 😆😂🤣
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@TeenageStepdad
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*high fives an insurance industry lobbyist*
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One Too Many CBD Gummies (1972) #DisneyPlus
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Honey, I’ve Have Diarheha and a Boaner (1986) #DisneyPlus
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💸💸💸
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@TeenageStepdad
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@DrAdrianSmith This blows my mind as much as it probably blows yours. Thank you for being such a good sport. I’m very proud of you, son.
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A little something to commemorate the greatest tweet of all time 👏
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I'm an Outback Steakhouse kind of guy.
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Goddamn I love watching billionaires lose comical amounts of money.
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Pretty cool
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@TeenageStepdad
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C😎😎L?
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😎🤙 (made for @superdeluxe )
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FUCK IT 😎 PROPAGANDA TIME free print-ready posters and sticker sheets at
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The only series reboot I care about (made for @superdeluxe )
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@TeenageStepdad
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It's a rent strike bitch.
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@TeenageStepdad
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Getting back to my roots 😎🤙
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@TeenageStepdad
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Unfuck the online
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haha jk jk......... unless?? 😳
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Sup teens. If you think voting is cool wait’ll you hear about forcing change by collectively withholding our labor.
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Give the people what they want #DisneyPlus
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Bruh
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At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, this is a beautiful thread. I always knew “Grayson” might find me one day, but it never once played out like this in my head. Love my boy ❤️
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Here’s a very 2020 thing I just learned about myself: this picture of the 8-year-old, 3rd grade version of me has been a meme FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! Like, there’s merch and everything. Internet is weird. thread 👇
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Get your fucking shit together, Mark!
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Just made this meme based on my favorite non-Robocop Verhoeven film from start to finish live on the online. Seize The Memes LIVE!
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@TeenageStepdad
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What's next... getting arrested for eating fries at McDonald's?
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Corey Feldman is every band. A thread.
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Hope this is as good as CASINO: RAGNAROK
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Support your sisters, not just your cisters #InternationalWomensDay
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Bring back the lost art of leaving people the fuck alone
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What's the opposite of yoga? Sign me up for that.
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Now I ain't no fancy big city lawyer, but it seems to me if media companies spend billions of dollars to impose a particular worldview on us from the time we're born, it's fair game to use that imagery to point out that that worldview is a bunch of fucking bullshit.
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A.I. generated “art” is #cool because while I have a rule about talking shit about other people’s work, I don’t have one about clowning on bullshit spit out by tech bro robots 😎🤙
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𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐃 "Self Portrait 2019" 𝒟𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓁 𝒞𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒶𝑔𝑒
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